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| Revenge by kokoye(m): 7:59pm On Jul 14, 2011 |
A buddy of mine just got his car destroyed up by a bitter ex-girlfriend. The car was completely messed up and the girl is still promising more hell on him. My friend needs anybody going home to naija to please help him bring some werepe (devil's bean seed) so he can show the girl some pepe. Pls get in touch if you have some hook up. Thanks in advance |
| Re: Revenge by 195(f): 8:08pm On Jul 14, 2011 |
ROTFLMFAOOOO!! But how would someone sneak devil beans through immigration The thing could spread in the plane and cause a stampede and you could be tagged a terrorist (trying to bring down a plane with devil beans) I remember a guy while i was at junior high - He asked a girl out and she reported him to our teacher, he got canned and promised the girl hell Next day we where all in the school bus when the girl started shouting - the guy sprinkled devil beans all over her seat - She dashed away from the bus into the sand **see serious scratching admist tears** Other people Joined her cos the thing spread through air, ( All in the sand scratching and crying bout 11 of them ) I was lucky it didnt get to me - The guy got suspended for 2months the next day |
| Re: Revenge by kokoye(m): 8:14pm On Jul 14, 2011 |
well then, does anyone know how we can get this locally - south of the states? This is urgent. . . We dont want to leave any evidence . . and anybody trying to gather evidence will also itch till thy kingdom come. Na dry ones we want o . .abeg |
| Re: Revenge by 195(f): 8:17pm On Jul 14, 2011 |
He should try Soldier ants? Cant he get them -- |
| Re: Revenge by femmy2010(m): 8:19pm On Jul 14, 2011 |
kokoye: lol |
| Re: Revenge by God4: 8:24pm On Jul 14, 2011 |
Vengeance is mine says the lord. Let God avenge for you |
| Re: Revenge by 195(f): 8:26pm On Jul 14, 2011 |
. . . Thats why devil beans or soldier ants are there He should get a can of soldier ants and empty it on her weavon she would live to tell another tale when they are done with her  |
| Re: Revenge by femmy2010(m): 8:28pm On Jul 14, 2011 |
190_@: Just hope it goes as plan,if not na Guantanamo Bay detention camp dem go put the guy oo. |
| Re: Revenge by livedit(f): 8:29pm On Jul 14, 2011 |
 That's awful Kokoye! Your friend can't contact the police and put the law on her for harassment and destruction of his property? Do you actually think this psycho of a girl will stop tormenting your friend even if he tries to get these "items"? She sounds like the type whose going to continue doing what she's doing no matter what your friend get. Fighting a devil with a devil is not going to get your friend anywhere and it's definitely not going to un-do what that girl did. I'm not saying he has to sit back and let her harass him and destroy his personal property, but I just think this may make things worse. |
| Re: Revenge by 195(f): 8:32pm On Jul 14, 2011 |
livedit: Leave story for Mathias If that girl was in Nigeria she wouldnt try such Thats why women misbehave anyhow in the US cos they hide behind the law By the time kokoye and his friend lay their hands on some dry seasoned devil beans Grind it into powder and rub on her face and neck . . . It would take more than Good luck Jonathan to settle the case |
| Re: Revenge by Smilenw(f): 8:40pm On Jul 14, 2011 |
Please can somebody tell me what a werepe is  |
| Re: Revenge by 195(f): 8:42pm On Jul 14, 2011 |
werepe is devil beans grown from the pits of hell |
| Re: Revenge by Nobody: 8:45pm On Jul 14, 2011 |
Lmao this devil beans thing sound fun please tell me more about it |
| Re: Revenge by Smilenw(f): 8:46pm On Jul 14, 2011 |
Thanks 190 *wonders what a werepe(devils beans) is* |
| Re: Revenge by livedit(f): 8:48pm On Jul 14, 2011 |
190_@: I only say this because this girl is clearly immature and mentally unstable and I think all that's going to do is cause her to retaliate even more against his friend and this will never end. Why would the US law protect HER in this case if his friend reports her. I'm not sure about the laws in Nigeria, but there are other ways to make her pay without stooping to her level. I understand the dude is highly upset. I shatter to think if something like that ever happened to my car. But I just think all this going to do is add "fuel to the fire". |
| Re: Revenge by 195(f): 8:52pm On Jul 14, 2011 |
Livedit ever heard of JUNGLE JUSTICE Fire for Fire - I would have recommended BEE HIVE for kokoye but he might equally get stung too  |
| Re: Revenge by pendo89(f): 8:59pm On Jul 14, 2011 |
LOL  Is it a bean or ants!! How do u pass this thru immigration.Especially the states where black at apt is suspect ? imagine werepe in the belly of the plane!!lol lol Officer: Sir do u have anything else to declare? Kokoye: yes werepe! Officer:  |
| Re: Revenge by 195(f): 9:00pm On Jul 14, 2011 |
^thats why he should go for soldier ants those ones with Big heads |
| Re: Revenge by tpia5: 9:00pm On Jul 14, 2011 |
see them and their juju importations from nigeria. the same kokoye who opened his mouth to complain about his church in the religion section. come quickly lord Jesus. |
| Re: Revenge by pendo89(f): 9:06pm On Jul 14, 2011 |
| @ juju importations!! take livedit advise lol.This wont work! |
| Re: Revenge by leuelliot(m): 9:10pm On Jul 14, 2011 |
tpia@: on point  |
| Re: Revenge by tpia5: 9:15pm On Jul 14, 2011 |
pendo89: quite common. juju and different types of fetish. |
| Re: Revenge by MrCork17: 9:18pm On Jul 14, 2011 |
tpia@: TPIA. Sweery, are you the daughter of a juju doctor? |
| Re: Revenge by kokoye(m): 9:19pm On Jul 14, 2011 |
whatever guys. Anyway . . this was a JOKE!! pls get over yourselves and I see some poeple are stalking my posts . .an wah o. |
| Re: Revenge by kokoye(m): 9:20pm On Jul 14, 2011 |
tpia@: Excuse you!! who said anything about juju?? and I never complained about my church . . I asked questions about THE pentecostal churches of today Please get your investigations rights and stay off my case. To everyone else . .this was a joke to brighten up your day. |
| Re: Revenge by livedit(f): 9:23pm On Jul 14, 2011 |
190_@: Jungle Justice?? No. Livedit never heard of that. Oh my! Lordy B! Lol |
| Re: Revenge by tpia5: 9:23pm On Jul 14, 2011 |
kokoye: your so-called "joke" is in extremely bad taste moreso i want to assume you're not in nigeria where you say there's no police. anyway, its common knowledge people import juju from nigeria, so no need to backpedal. you're using one mouth to complain about pentecostal churches, and using another mouth to plan fetish on your girlfriend [or whatever]. you're fooling only yourself. |
| Re: Revenge by livedit(f): 9:25pm On Jul 14, 2011 |
kokoye: kokoye!!!  |
| Re: Revenge by MMM2(m): 9:26pm On Jul 14, 2011 |
kokoye i can provide raw acid 4 u. But why re u lying 2 us? I never new ur GF is stronger than u. |
| Re: Revenge by kokoye(m): 9:27pm On Jul 14, 2011 |
tpia@: You dont have to laugh my joke . and I'm sure I have not cursed or abused anyone in here. Not everyone has a sense of humor And for your information, WEREPE is not juju. . . so no reason to [i]back-pedal[/il. Like I said earlier, please stay off my case because I stay off yours. Respect is reciprocal. |
| Re: Revenge by kokoye(m): 9:28pm On Jul 14, 2011 |
livedit: what Livedit? |
| Re: Revenge by kokoye(m): 9:30pm On Jul 14, 2011 |
M M M: I wasnt lying. I'd just read some funny news about werepe use in Ibadan so I thought i'd laugh about it on here. I am happily married . . .with responsible friends . . thank you. |
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