Punish a man with sex, yet dress to kill

Klassyguy I am not a Naija chick but being female I think I can attest that each and everyone of those statements is as true as the the fact that Jesus once walked the earth.

I had such a laugh at myself because each one of those statements mean exactly what it says when I do them. Oh my goodness
My poor man had better wake up to this truth soon. I'm copying this and sending him email as we speak. Opening lines of communication
No need for guessing games after this. He had better carry this in his wallet in case of #4 moments, of which when you are around a man there are bound to be.

Love it, you've made my Sunday. Regards from beautiful SA.

Papabacs that's not true. I think women look for love and unfortunately our environment sometimes influences the meaning of the word. For example in my relationship I am even more of a bread winner than my man coz of my business. I love having money and the comfort that comes with it but I love my man too much to make it his sole number 1 and number 2 I might never live in the kind of comfort I want soon enough coz of waiting for him to make it. It doesn't matter who gets the mula as long as we are together to enjoy it.

I do nag him about where he is coz he nags me about where I am. He can call me 20 times in the space of an hour. The day I stop nagging is the day he should worry. That usually means you woman is finding something more interesting to give her attention to or she just don't care for you. You may not believe it but it's true.

I find that the more available you are to a man, does not necessarily mean good for you. He may start thinkin of gettin some hamburger instead of steak at home. As long as he realises that your life is so busy and you are exposed to the public, he will chase after his steak huni coz he realises when you are out there, another hunter may look at you and see hamburger.

Keep him on his toes girls, get yourself busy,  don't let him find you at home in the same condition he left you in this morning when you got outta bed. you'll start looking like stale steak and there is nothing appetising in that.

I would also like to point out that when I say get yourself busy, I mean it in a cconstructiveway. One of my greatest triumphs is knowing that with or without my man I can afford to live in the same comfort b'coz of financial iIndependence I don't need another man to be daddy to my kids for them to be fed.

Honesty is important, so be honest with yourself and know that no one is rresponsiblefor your success, sense of selfworth or aaccomplishmentsbut you. No one can determine the type of life you live but you. The other day, after 5 years of marriage, I received an msg from my Naija Hubby saying I was the greatest blessing of all to him and he loves me forever. Apparently he realised how good he has it after hearing his friends talk about their marriages and relationships.

So men, if you have a good woman, praise her and stop  on this site and she will hand you heaven. If you don't have one of these, do sumthin' about it.  One Luv   

beating round the bush, buying time when she's caught between two guys with good prospect

Nag ! nag!! nag!!!, evry woman with a heartbeat has got this one

There was this joke about God askin Adam how he was enjoyin Eden.

To which Adam replied, 'cool' but wished God can give him a bridge from Lagos linking California.

'Well' said God, 'that is an engineering impossibility for now'

'Do u have any other request' He continued.

Adam hesitated for a minute and suddenly he said, 'God?'

'I am still here' God replied

'That woman u gave me' Said Adam

'what about her this time again?' God asked

'Can I have the User's Manual pls?' Adam frantically requested

'Well' said God, 'that Lagos-California bridge, how many carriage lanes would you want?'


So my issue, like Adam's, is, What does a woman want

dey lie lie lie lie lie

@Topic
Deliberately forgetting their pant or bra in your house?WHAT FOR

Always wanting the men to make a move when it comes to Intimacy

Thinking men are mind readers,” You should know that I'm upset"

Becoming moody and refusing to talk and answering "I'm okay" when it is evident from her face that she is not.

Making you feel like you are one pervert, just because you want to try out a fantasy/a new thing in bed, “Is that all you think about”

Trying to change who you have always been just because you are now married to her

Refusing to talk when asked," is anything wrong" yet later in future accuses you that you don't care.

Just to mention a few,phew the list can really be exhaustive but in the long run we can't just live without them.

Acting like you should always spend on me and not me on you, ‘After all you are the man” I already know that.

All the numerous flimsy excuses women give when you want intimacy

Never being spontaneous when it comes to intimacy making you work so hard to just have it, like you are begging(in marriage).

Before Relationship

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[li]When her fronting is becoming an insult rather than a statement and they are not aware of this (being rude and unfriendly is not evidence that you have high morals or taste, it just suggests you are an uncouth or juvenile foool that is not worth my time) [/li]
[li]Poor conversationalists that think it is enough to just be fine (poor: leaving the guy to generate all the conversation or being one-dimensional with boring, non-intellectual interests e.g only talking about celebrities)[/li]
[li]Thinks she should be chased and she has to do nothing (e.g. call sometimes or suggest going out once in a while)[/li]
[li]Chatting her up and in her fronting process, even though you can see she is very game, asks "Why would you want my number? Why do you want to chat to me?" (Gets me thinking: Are you really that daft or you just lack ingenuity in responding to toasting?)[/li]
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During Relationship

[list]
[li]Creating an argument out of nothing especially when all is going well (can't we just bleeping get along?)[/li]
[li]Can't argue objectively and only sees it from "me, me, me" "I want" (what about what I want?)[/li]
[li]Thinks equality is for her to have an advantage, oyinbo calls this an oxymoron ideology (basically I should drop all traditional male privileges and she keeps the female privileges)[/li]
[li]Don't know when I want to do my own stuff and not "we are couples, so we must . . . . " (we are not joined at the hips, if I was not there you will be with someone else)[/li]
[li]When I think something is wrong and I ask what it is and she says "nothing" and wonders why I continue like if "nothing" is wrong (I will only ask twice in a loving way, don't push your luck)[/li]
[li]Being indecisive and wasting my day at a shopping mall (I know you feel you look good with me next to you shopping but I have better, more worthwhile things to do)[/li]
[li]Expecting me to read minds (the lack of mind-reading ability is not proof that my feelings for you is low, please shut it, I do really care)[/li]
[li]Asking me questions she knows she would not like the answer to (do I look like some target for a rat-trap?)[/li]
[li]When a comment is susceptible to interpretation choosing to interprete as the negative connotation instead of the positive one (and then trying to start a fight)[/li]
[li]Trying to talk to me when I am watching the news or football (can't you bloody wait for the commercials or half time? Listening carefully to the news is how I avoid asking questions similar to the ones you ask sometimes) [/li]
[li]Changing clothes 3 times when we are rushing to go somewhere that she knew we are going to a week ago (part of indecisiveness)[/li]
[li]Raising her voice too frequently in arguments (not attractive, keep the GBWA¹ in the ghetto, you are now in my classy hood)[/li]
[li]She is one of the most intelligent and objective at work but then is the reverse in a relationship especially in objectivity (and asking daft questions and then wonders why I looked at her like if she is a ghost)[/li]
[li]Waiting till it is too late or almost too late before telling me about the thing she needs my help on (I am good but I can assure you that I am not Superman with a cape under my shirt)[/li]
[li]Having so much s.hit negativities and then excusing it that "that is the way women are" (you are allowed a few from the catalogue, which you should moderate when it is causing troubles, but not the whole bleeping shop of faults)[/li]
[li]When after years together, she still feels the need to test my love by trying to see how far she can go with a bad behaviour before I snap (please grow up, don't make something [relationship] so easy, so hard. How come I never fight with my homeboys?)[/li]
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1. Ghetto Black Woman Aggression

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ok guys,go on and on about this topic,but the fact remains that witho ut women u guys are totally lost,call them a necessary evil if u like,but none of you can do without a woman.case closed

Can't believe i actually bookmarked this page.
Nice one, sagamite! Got mi thinkin a whole lot.

Sagamite:

Before Relationship

[list]
[li]When her fronting is becoming an insult rather than a statement and they are not aware of this (being rude and unfriendly is not evidence that you have high morals or taste, it just suggests you are an uncouth or juvenile foool that is not worth my time) [/li]
[li]Poor conversationalists that think it is enough to just be fine (poor: leaving the guy to generate all the conversation or being one-dimensional with boring, non-intellectual interests e.g only talking about celebrities)[/li]
[li]Thinks she should be chased and she has to do nothing (e.g. call sometimes or suggest going out once in a while)[/li]
[li]Chatting her up and in her fronting process, even though you can see sh is very game, asks "Why would you want my number? Why do you want to chat to me?" (Gets me thinking: Are you really that daft or you just lack ingenuity in responding to toasting?)[/li]
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During Relationship

[list]
[li]Creating an argument out of nothing especially when all is going well (can't we just bleeping get along?)[/li]
[li]Can't argue objectively and only sees it from "me, me, me" "I want" (what about what I want?)[/li]
[li]Thinks equality is for her to have an advantage, oyinbo calls this an oxymoron ideology (basically I should drop all traditional male privileges and she keeps the female privileges)[/li]
[li]Don't know when I want to do my own stuff and not "we are couples, so we must . . . . " (we are not joined at the hips, if I was not there you will be with someone else)[/li]
[li]When I think something is wrong and I ask what it is and she says "nothing" and wonders why I continue like if "nothing" is wrong (I will only ask twice in a loving way, don't push your luck)[/li]
[li]Being indecisive and wasting my day at a shopping mall (I know you feel you look good with me next to you shopping but I have better, more worthwhile things to do)[/li]
[li]Expecting me to read minds (the lack of mind-reading ability is not proof that my feelings for you is low, please shut it, I do really care)[/li]
[li]Asking me questions she knows she would not like the answer to (do I look like some target for a rat-trap?)[/li]
[li]When a comment is susceptible to intepretation choosing to inteprete as the negative connotation instead of the positive one (and then trying to start a fight)[/li]
[li]Trying to talk to me when I am watching the news or football (can't you bloody wait for the commercials or half time? Listening carefully to the news is how I avoid asking questions similar to the ones you ask sometimes) [/li]
[li]Changing clothes 3 times when we are rushing to go somewhere that she knew we are going to a week ago (part of indecisiveness)[/li]
[li]Raising her voice too frequently in arguments (not attractive, keep the GBWA¹ in the ghetto, you are now in my classy hood)[/li]
[li]She is one of the most intelligent and objective at work but then is the reverse in a relationship especially in objectivity (and asking daft questions and then wonders why I looked at her like if she is a ghost)[/li]
[li]Waiting til it is too late or almost too late before telling me about the thing she needs my help on (I am good but I can assure you that I am not Superman with a cape under my shirt)[/li]
[li]Having so much s.hit negativities and then excusing it that "that is the way women are" (you are allowed a few from the catalogue, which you should moderate when it is causing troubles, but not the whole bleeping shop of faults)[/li]
[li]When after years together, she still feels the need to test my love by trying to see how far she can go with a bad behaviour before I snap (please grow up, don't make something [relationship] so easy, so hard. How come I never fight with my homeboys?)[/li]
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1. Ghetto Black Woman Aggression

While it's all true, you need to know she's not doing it on purpose. Women feel alive in the face of adversity and confusion. If she is not doing all those, she will be bored.

mitchyy:

Can't believe i actually bookmarked this page.
Nice one, sagamite! Got mi thinkin a whole lot.

Abeg, help me coach your sisters o.

sereques:


While it's all true, you need to know she's not doing it on purpose. Women feel alive in the face of adversity and confusion. If she is not doing all those, she will be bored.

Me, I no get adversity and confusion for my life, so e no make sense to me to add person to my life wey go introduce such.

I want a nice, joyful, jovial friendship like I have with my male friends. I don't argue with them and we get on like a house on fire. And all it takes for these chics to be like that and enjoy a relationship is self-discipline.

@Sagamite, nice one

Will you be coming to the proposed "Nairaland BBQ"
Would be nice to listen/ hear some your "thoughts" on occurences in life

Tmoni:

@Sagamite, nice one

Will you be coming to the proposed "Nairaland BBQ"
Would be nice to listen/ hear some your "thoughts" on occurences in life

I helped organised last year's one with El Razur and Lady T.

There are some things cooking at the moment that is not making me confirm my attendance at the moment.

My guy, no wahala

I will like to meet sometime and share a "Triple filtered"

PS- I copied your post and emailed all me mates, apologies for not referencing you

Tmoni:

My guy, no wahala

I will like to meet sometime and share a "Triple filtered"

PS- I copied your post and emailed all me mates, apologies for not referencing you

Hahahaha

No wahala.

Na soo

Responses have been mixed, almost like battle of the sexes
me gets the feeling it might a guy or two in yawa!!

Looking forward to the last instalment of BBC programme

(My disappointment so far was the Graduate that could not speak english )

Tmoni:

Na soo

Responses have been mixed, almost like battle of the sexes
me gets the feeling it might a guy or two in yawa!!

You mean responses to my list?

Tmoni:

(My disappointment so far was the Graduate that could not speak english )

The guy was bloody lying, otherwise they need to close down OOU.

Yup, responses to your list

Dem birds deep down know its true and they all exhibit a certain trait or other on that list,
Kinda wake up call for them,

will not be surprised to see a "Womens Lib" patron sending me a hastily worded bloke version of the anoyance list

Sagamite:

The guy was bloody lying, otherwise they need to close down OOU.

Well, with all the furore and publicity surrounding the programme, a highly placed official off OOU cannot be said to have not see or heard about the programme. If at this stage, they have not denied the guy as being a student then the school should be closed and all students (past and present) should be made to sit an "English Speaking" exam, really scared if they decide to also have a written exam too.

Meanwhile, saw this on timesonline today and decided to share

CHEAPSKATE LOVER

In accepting dinner invitations to ladies’ houses, I take three things with me — a bottle of wine, a bouquet of flowers and a packet of condoms. However, stopping by my local supermarket to acquire them involves a long walk to different aisles seemingly hundreds of yards apart. Why can’t supermarkets place things that go together next to one another?

IT, Milton Keynes

Because no man who buys a lady flowers from a supermarket deserves to have sex.

Some guys do not do us favours

Tmoni:

CHEAPSKATE LOVER

In accepting dinner invitations to ladies’ houses, I take three things with me — a bottle of wine, a bouquet of flowers and a packet of condoms. However, stopping by my local supermarket to acquire them involves a long walk to different aisles seemingly hundreds of yards apart. Why can’t supermarkets place things that go together next to one another?

IT, Milton Keynes

Because no man who buys a lady flowers from a supermarket deserves to have intimacy.

Some guys do not do us favours

LWKMD

True!

But supermarket or no supermarket, why waste money on flowers when you can use the same funds to double the shekpe.

By the time you ply her with enough shekpe, condoms would become very useful.

i hope you guys/girls are not preaching homo/lesbiani-m cos we both have fault
says sexdoctor

Lol, u dey help dem get ammo for the annoying guys thread

If na shekpe, then we are in luck cos most of them are light headed (except my Ijaw sisters),

so just a glass of shiraz might be a well earned one way ticket to singing Sisquo's thong song with a recently discarded thong


omo, but flowers dey help your case oo

asking u if u love them when u r about to burst a nut. This happens for real.

Then I should have been a guy or something!I search myself through and through to find pretence, whinning, nagging and I just cant find it. Lol!
Nyways, here's a list of what guys do that enrages me
* equating boyfriend with father - you cant have that kinda hold on a lady's life. Take some chills.
*Expecting some G.F to clear his mess. NEVER,you make the mess, you clear it. I feel lyk shooting all those girls that wash BF plates, sweep, cook, run errands,e.t.c, untop wetin?
*Refusing to say sorry when its crystal clear they'r wrong. I HATE guys who cant humbly accept that they'r wrng nd just apologz instead of using agbari to avoid the word.
*thinking that female is synonymous with stupidity. A girl has so much upstairs u'll neva know cos u'r busy looking down on her. Guys also think they know it all, only to get shocked. And they so find it difficult to see sense in what a girl is saying cos they 'r blinded by useless ego which wouldnt pay the bills. I'm angry abeg!

You want to know?


I'll tell ; MOST
1. women will tease men when they are not interesred in them often to boost their ego

2. relationship are ended by women

Make una no vex, I know no wetin I go talk.