BeeBeeOoh:





I'm just on a very high spirit now, rum full house; brothers full ground. 6 letters for you men wey sabi.




Besides, good one from Dr. Ayade

Seun:
If God owned Nairaland, he would not operate any account on Nairaland.

He would communicate the rules by sending anonymous messages to random members, the chosen.

The rules presented by each chosen member would contradict the rules presented by the others.

There would be no way of knowing which chosen member had the correct rules.

People would just choose to follow whichever rules the person who invited them to the forum happened to follow.

There would be brutal flame-wars between the people following different sets of rules.

For each set of rules given by the chosen members, there would be multiple interpretations by random members.

The interpreters would claim to have received anonymous clues from the owner which they used to interpret the rules.

There would be brutal flame-wars between people following different interpretations of each set of rules.

Most of the chosen would have deleted their accounts and all posts in which they originally presented their rules.

There would be multiple versions of each set of rules floating about, with no way of knowing if any is correct.

People who broke the rules wouldn't be banned, because the chosen and the interpreters wouldn't have any actual powers.

Interpreters would threaten those who broke their rules that the owner would kill them after they deactivated their accounts.

The most famous interpreter would say that all rules are equally important: typos and posting porn pictures are the same.

That all members have broken the rules, so they deserve to be killed by the owner after they deactivate their accounts.

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But there's good news: the owner's son joined the forum, and he presented his own version of the rules.

Though he was the only member who never broke any rule, his account was deactivated for the sins of the rule-breakers.

But the account was reactivated later and he was not killed because he was found to be innocent of rule-breaking.

And after his account was reactivated, he sent anonymous messages to some interpreters who are no longer active.

Therefore any rule-breaker who believes that the owner's son's account was deactivated for his errors shall not be killed!

The owner created a new forum, much better than Nairaland, which his son's believers shall be invited to any time now.

The son's profile was transferred to the new forum 3 minutes after reactivation, which is why it cannot be viewed.

But some members recall that some members said that some interpreters said they saw the son's reactivated profile.

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What a mess that would be.

sekem:
I am my own boss

Which means I'm already at my own top

Which means this information doesn't apply to me in any way

Tabh:
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KingEbukasBlog:

I have met many unintelligent atheists and that includes you .

KingEbukasBlog:


True . And I can bet 95 percent of them are Christians and theists .

Very very few atheists have high IQs .

Even the greatest minds in the past accepted that God exists . Plato , Einstein , Isaac Newton , George Berkeley etc showed disdain for atheism

Its only modern atheism that is desperately trying hard to associate intelligence with atheism - it has never been so since ab initio mundi .

KingEbukasBlog:


He is the smartest amongst all of us and is still a staunch Christian.

He is also smarter than every atheist in the world

laudate:

How did you verify that it was the truth? Did you conduct any research into his claims, or did he provide any hard core evidence to buttress his comments? You better be careful when it comes to that guy. He is a charlatan. Several people have unmasked his rhetorics here on NL. He is adept at calling black, white. And he can peddle fiction in a way that makes it look like the truth. Don't say I didn't warn you.

If you are interested in the history of Lagos, there are several print and online publications by researchers, scholars and historians on the internet, which you can read and use to enlighten yourself. More than 50 books have been written on the origin and development of Lagos by local and foreign scholars. You can also read the following:



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laudate:

Communicate with who? Do you want him to indoctrinate you with his false ideology?

Billyonaire:


You are wrong. 100% wrong.

The Yoruba and the Bini (Benin) languages are offshoots of each other, because you guys are ancestral cousins who love to fight each other.
Eko is a Bini language and if you want to add ile to it, then you should know that Ile means House or Home...right ? So, you can not allow such opinion to control your mind. You need to stop reading half-baked history of people like Femi Okunnu who tell stories he read as opposed to the story being told by the indigenous Yoruba people.

I go into the trenches and I dine with the real original indigenous people and someday, I will tell the story of Mr. Lekki and Mr. Badagry, these are Portuguese people, and if Mr. Badagry owned the expanse bordering Seme Border end of Lagos and Mr. Lekki owned the other extreme which borders Ondo State after the Fulo communities, which Lagos are you talking about ?

Please do not confuse nairalanders with your factless right up. I am a friend of the Yorubas and I dine with them more than you guys who abandon your indigenous people. I defend Indigenous people in all my discussions.

Please be guided.