showbobo:

thanks

for him mind

naw! i can't fit

which kind disgrace? OBJ better pass millions of nigerians make i tell u. everybody just carry am for mind, u self wey dey talk, u no better pass Oby make i tell u.

dun worry i'll be wid u soonest

sincity:

Spoke with my System analyst, says incase system is about crashing, install nightnurse 0.0.7(NLD version).

This will bust the operating system and eradicate possible virues.

i pitty u.

@tufe

how mush them wan give me when the match end?

tufe:

una no dey watch match . . .which kind unpatriotic nigerianz are u people sef

unpatriotic nigerians my foot, make i hear word o jare

,
my dear i get wetin pass me wey i dey try fix here

O'lboy i ve been more than busy

u don't mean ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

OBJ na my personal person ooo, make una mind how una dey downgrade am.

I can't fit shout sha

why?

you, you and you

place ur order with a little suscription and i'll get back to u ASAP

so una still dey here?

lick

suck

tufe u no well na me be omo okija?

with?

can't

and

Okija_juju:

ROFLMAO

Omo see yawa!!

I wonder if we can partition the system and run concubine 2.1 or even Prostitute 9.0 simultaneously.

and who says u can't? just try it out bro

me

said

you

looser

This is what a guy wrote to our systems analyst.
(Marriage Software Division):

Dear Systems Analyst,

I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as 'Boys' Night out 2.5' and 'Golf 5.3' no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected 'Saturday Football 6.3' always fails and 'Saturday Shopping 7.1' runs instead.

I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline.

I am thinking of going back to 'Girlfriend 7.0', but uninstall doesn't work on this program. Can you please help?

, AND THIS IS WHAT OUR ANALYST SAID:

Dear Customer,
This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife 1.0 program. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 thinking that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform.
You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0, as Wife 1.0 was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed.

Some people have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but have ended up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors' Fees).
Having Wife 1.0 installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the,

C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system.
It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal.
Wife 1.0, although a very high maintenance program, can be very rewarding.
To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as 'Flowers 2.0' and 'Chocolates 5.0' or 'HUGS\ KISSES 600.0' or 'TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING 1000.0' or even Eating Out Without the Kids 7.2.1' (if Child processing has already started).

DO NOT under any circumstances install 'Secretary 2.1" (Short Skirt Version)
or 'One Nightstand 3.2' (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife 1.0 and the system will almost certainly CRASH!

?

sir

repent!

fart

hug

i no like breast as much as u do clemcy, no let me buy cain for u o

a man went into a bar to have some drink when a large breasted waitress came to ask him "Sir, what do i bring for you? after reading her name tag located at her left breast pocket, he asked her "Please ma'm, you named your left breast Maggi Okogie, what did you name the other one!!"

ur new house boi for real? u guys are in trouble i bet