I just hope say Seun no go move this topic to "Sexuality section" because una don dey turn am into another thing oo.

exactly my point too, Seun never asked anyone b4  he made Samie the moderator so he cld still remove him if he likes. Samie is a very nice dude and i believe he did what he had to do as the moderator so he should continue the job if he so wishes.

I nominate lola, shes naturally beautiful!

pls Seun, Sam Milla or whoever is responsible for moving threads up and down help us bring back this thread to joke section. Na beg we dey beg we no shako!

serves u right

The Pope I am coming to takia of u its my job and the hospital is my working place, wow am just happy i ve go a new male patient

ese jare Segun, omo dada!

tufe u be typical OTELE! ngwongwo like u

"obasaagi" i guess it shud be "ogbasa gi" means "e no concern u" abeg i resemble igbo teacher? ndi apari

i no dey do am, ituen na my witness

tufe olori kanda, wats wrong wid u naw? eso are ee ooo

no mind them na small pikin dey worry them

"isi arigi uni mma" (una head no correct) na the meaning

I'll have to seek permission from my one and only 1st

just smile and wave boi, smile and wave

I refer to it as cigar cos urs is as tiny as one!

omg!, 2 whole weeks? thats not fair

tufe, have u seen my 1 and only today?

toothless man, for the last time i hate red (obara!)

ise arigi unu mma

don't smoke

where is the dad?

sofo, how it take affect ur cigar?

and u go whip her butt for ever!

clemcy ur papa na my padi so no long thing, onye mpete!

lol

tnx swtie

A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and lands squarely on his head. Rather disgusted and absolutely furious, he goes up to the front door and starts pounding on it.

An elderly man opens it and asks him what caused him to knock so loudly.

The passerby asks, "Who's in your upstairs room?"

The elderly man replies, "I can't see how it's any of your business. Since, you must know, my daughter and intended son-in-law are upstairs."

The passerby hands him the used condom and says, "Well, I just wanted you to know that your intended grandchild fell out the window!"

There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish
who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said,
"If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"

Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone
who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen."

This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the
priest died at a ripe old age. About a week after the new priest
arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned.

The priest said, "You have to do something about the sidewalks in
town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about
having fallen."

The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new
priest about the code word.

Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at
the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, your
wife fell three times this week."

On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy due
to motion sickness.She make her way to the restroom,only to find it
locked.She went back to her seat, laid her head back and tried to
fight off the nausea. Unsuccessfully, she rolled her head to the right
and threw up on the lap of a man who was dozing and who was therefore
unaware of what had happened.
When the fellow awoke, he was shocked to find himself covered in vomit.
Turning to him, Mrs.Davis said, "There now, are you feeling better?"!

The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said:
"Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult
you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that
I had mentioned you in my will."

"That is very kind of you," said the doctor emotionally, and
then added, "Can I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd
like to make a little change, "

him dey laugh because i open my top show am someffin

Gee! wat are u trying to dew