in kind pls

why u no do juju find this our missing plane?

hahahaha, ofo self dey fear some mgborogwu ogu dey bow for my own mgborogwu

lol nobe only chukwu, I cover u with blood of holythug

na Empe be immigrant

as for the moderator, na God do am ooo, see small me wey no like being noticed, God come pick me from no where come make me Moderator aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

abi? na true, i fit even ban the person bla bla join

if na Songo or Ogun i go write am like this "god" but this one na Baba God 1 of eligwe!
u wan try? abi u dey jealous? very soon now i go give my speech, rules and regulation, my adviser still dey prepare am, bt no worry una go enjoy my reign

ozioma ibu onye apari, mind the way u talk to me because na me be the new moderator no let me ban u ban your ISP, I fit even ban your system.

na God make me moderator and am doing just fine for this joke section can't u see? so respect me

WARNING! WARNING!! WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Make every member mind the way they talk to me as una new moderator or i go ban u ban your ISP, I fit even ban ur system.

who? mind the way u talk to me as ur new moderator ok b4 i go ban u ban ur ISP

Lolabbey:

hmmm, i trust u,

nighty na wa for you oo,u no even try ask after me abi na because u don win d most butiful girl 4 d land--------lol,how u dey/omo i don miss u die

baby girl I did ask after u ooooo, I even sent u offlines, I asked for ur number bt he doesn't have it. how bodi na? i don over miss u swtie. I am not only the most bootiful lady on kuvuki land i am the new Moderator lol

c'mon MP3, aren't u happy for me?

Lord, abeg hit clemcy 2wice!

chisimdi , yes, na my company name be that
ndewo nwannem

Clemcy believe it ok,

I ve got a new idea as your new Moderator, i wan give all of una 2 weeks break from N/L, abi wetin u think?

as good, considerate and diplomatic Moderator, i seek my people's opinion 1st before i take action.

oziomaradio u no dey shame, so u don give all those girls for romance section bele come begin enter joke? all the babes wey dey here don reach monopause so make u carry go culture section, otele!

na spiritually, mentally, sexually abi how we relate?

we dey in lover

@Emp,
come smell my ynash, ewu!

oya now

me and u no relate now

can u prove it?

ok, dat ur uncle

who dash am?

lol

no na Ghanaian

u sure?

no worri saucy i dey retire for una very soon, nairaland don tire me

wrong number indeed! medicine after death

old joke bt still ok

i go flog person oo