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Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in
court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and
I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to
go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them
to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday.

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one,
"How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this:
_
/ \
| | O
\ _ /

and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this
(small circle) is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd
boy)

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."

"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!"

"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the
small circle and told them, "this is your asshole before prison, "

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what is she missing?

what am i missing?

that is why i posted this topic, at least hearing from other people, i'll be able to think of something because its going to continue if we pay that money to get him an admission. please what do you think I can do about this?

Why is it that no student gets admission into almost all our universities these days without bribe? Does the school authorities/government know of all these runs going on in the higher institutions in this country?

My younger one applied for an admission into the University of Abuja to study English Language and he scored 122 in the last UNIABUJA post UME, their cut-off mark for Faculty of Art is 120 but he was told to pay N70, 000(for runs) before he could be admitted, we were even told that some students/parents pay much more than that, is this fair?

We had similar cases in 3 other schools, what is really happening?

fear who? tufe na my aboki to be so i no get any reason to fear am

tufe wen was da last time u had a hot f***k? i think u need one soonest

u be OBJ?

whats the argument all about?

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come marry my grandma shes vacant

who

na person odinobi una take dey play abi?

@ituen
honey i love d way u do me do mi

thy kingdom come thy will be done on uwa lol

for bed? wetin dey apen for bed?

make ur weave-on dey stand oo

delete

@post
bele dey purge u abi?

for who?

u fit get liver kill baba? if i hear pekem abt him aahh na u be no 1 suspect and i go personally deal wid ur bla bla

it worked 4 u, 4gotten?

which ever, so long as it works 4 u

tufe omo wereeeeeeeeeee!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!

tufe, sit down dey dream Joseph of our time

so na tyty now tufe? so lola chapter don close? ahhhh poor lola

for ur mind

iberibe gbuo unu

Go tyty go! tytyt go!