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Jokes Etc / Lol by nightnurse(f): 9:04pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday. Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever." "17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?" "I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: _ / \ | | O \ _ / and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs." "That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd boy) "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!" "Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, "this is your asshole before prison, " |
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by nightnurse(f): 8:52pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
page 315 |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by nightnurse(f): 8:50pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
what is she missing? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Obj's Accident by nightnurse(f): 8:48pm On Oct 24, 2008 |
what am i missing? |
Education / Re: Corruption In Our Higher Institutions by nightnurse(f): 6:33pm On Sep 04, 2008 |
that is why i posted this topic, at least hearing from other people, i'll be able to think of something because its going to continue if we pay that money to get him an admission. please what do you think I can do about this? |
Education / Corruption In Our Higher Institutions by nightnurse(f): 6:08pm On Sep 04, 2008 |
Why is it that no student gets admission into almost all our universities these days without bribe? Does the school authorities/government know of all these runs going on in the higher institutions in this country? My younger one applied for an admission into the University of Abuja to study English Language and he scored 122 in the last UNIABUJA post UME, their cut-off mark for Faculty of Art is 120 but he was told to pay N70, 000(for runs) before he could be admitted, we were even told that some students/parents pay much more than that, is this fair? We had similar cases in 3 other schools, what is really happening? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Did The Priest Lie? by nightnurse(f): 5:41pm On Aug 23, 2008 |
Romance / Re: Can Your Man Kiss Your Feet? by nightnurse(f): 4:40pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
Jokes Etc / Re: Obj's Accident by nightnurse(f): 4:11pm On Aug 21, 2008 |
fear who? tufe na my aboki to be so i no get any reason to fear am |
Jokes Etc / Re: (marriage Software Division) by nightnurse(f): 12:43pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
tufe wen was da last time u had a hot f***k? i think u need one soonest |
Jokes Etc / Re: Obj's Accident by nightnurse(f): 12:41pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
u be OBJ? |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by nightnurse(f): 12:08pm On Aug 20, 2008 |
whats the argument all about? |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by nightnurse(f): 8:30pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
gabry!!!!!!!!!!! ahgggggggggg see this girl ooooooooooo, so na so u spoil reach? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Update On Jeovy And Princess' Marriage ;d;d by nightnurse(f): 8:21pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
come marry my grandma shes vacant |
Jokes Etc / Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by nightnurse(f): 8:15pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
who |
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Is The King? by nightnurse(f): 8:11pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
na person odinobi una take dey play abi? @ituen honey i love d way u do me do mi |
Jokes Etc / Re: Equlibrium Tried Cheating A Nun! by nightnurse(f): 8:06pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
thy kingdom come thy will be done on uwa lol |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Much Awaited Wedding by nightnurse(f): 8:02pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
for bed? wetin dey apen for bed? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by nightnurse(f): 7:59pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
make ur weave-on dey stand oo |
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by nightnurse(f): 7:52pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
delete |
Jokes Etc / Re: Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by nightnurse(f): 7:40pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
@post bele dey purge u abi? |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Trial Of Pastor Enoch by nightnurse(f): 7:37pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
for who? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Obj's Accident by nightnurse(f): 7:34pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
u fit get liver kill baba? if i hear pekem abt him aahh na u be no 1 suspect and i go personally deal wid ur bla bla |
Jokes Etc / Re: (marriage Software Division) by nightnurse(f): 7:31pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
it worked 4 u, 4gotten? |
Jokes Etc / Re: (marriage Software Division) by nightnurse(f): 5:02pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
which ever, so long as it works 4 u |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by nightnurse(f): 4:53pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
tufe omo wereeeeeeeeeee! |
Jokes Etc / Re: Obj's Accident by nightnurse(f): 4:48pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! |
Jokes Etc / Re: The Trial Of Pastor Enoch by nightnurse(f): 4:42pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
tufe, sit down dey dream Joseph of our time |
Jokes Etc / Re: Customer Service by nightnurse(f): 4:35pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
so na tyty now tufe? so lola chapter don close? ahhhh poor lola |
Jokes Etc / Re: Update On Jeovy And Princess' Marriage ;d;d by nightnurse(f): 4:31pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
for ur mind |
Jokes Etc / Re: Update On Jeovy And Princess' Marriage ;d;d by nightnurse(f): 1:09pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
iberibe gbuo unu |
Jokes Etc / Re: Customer Service by nightnurse(f): 1:02pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
Go tyty go! tytyt go! |
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