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abeg i fit see MY FRIEND UDEME? na him be my brand

lol, wish it could be that way for all men

i guess the man forgot he is still in Nigeria, maybe him been think say na Amelika him dey for naija who cares if u wan drwan ur whole village for 50k not to talk of 100k, abeg if una get him contact make una help me tell am say, make him go jump inside third main land or river niger, na there Yaradua go hear him voice well well

rrrr , lubish!

make i suggest

u re welcome swtie

abi o

my n-mail is nightnursenot4una@google.ca

guy u try

;d

nice one

nice joke

l ;Dl

the period joke is cool

hahahaham

da coke is mine

hehehehehe

u no well tufia

wasn't on duty, was writing WAEC & NECO exams

theres room for suscription oo

A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert. After a few
days the camel falls
over dead. After looking over the situation the priest figures neither
one of them will
survive the rest of the journey.
The priest asks the nun "I have never seen a woman's breasts, and at
this point it probably
wouldn't matter much, so could I see yours?" The nun agrees and shows
him her breasts.
"May I touch them?" The nun allows him to. The priest comments
sincerely how
wonderful they are. The nun then asks "Father, I have never seen a
man's penis before,
could you show me yours? The priest drops his drawers.
"May I touch it?" After she fondles his penis for a minute he sports a
huge erection. The
priest says, "you know if I place my penis in the proper place it can
give life!" "Is that
right" the nun replies?
"Yes," says the priest.
So the nun said: "Then why don't you stick it up that camels ass and
lets get the hell out of
here!"

holythug:
d sexy nurse

the redy holythug, how far na?

What does pizza delivery man and
a gynaecologist have in common?

Both can smell it but can't eat it

A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituary
for her recently deceased husband is published. After the editor
informs her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word, she
pauses, reflects and then says, "Well, then, let it read 'Fred Brown
died'."

Confounded at the woman's thrift, the editor stammers that there is a
7-word minimum for all obituaries. The woman pauses again, counts on
her fingers and replies, "In that case, 'Fred Brown died: 1983 Pick-up
for sale'."

clemcy has it

Two nuns are walking down an alley when two guys jump out of the dark. They start raping the nuns and the first nun says, "Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they do!" The second one says, "This one does!"

there'd be no need for all that bro

do u really wanna know who she is , ring me then

sourcepikin wey dey marry all the women wey them him street

bad pikins them

bad pikins them

so una still dey bla bla, una no dey tire?

who God don elect, who wan re-elect am again?