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Jokes Etc / Re: Invitation ! by nightnurse(f): 8:51pm On Aug 06, 2008
enough ganja for ganja lovers
(it is acceptable in my church)
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by nightnurse(f): 8:49pm On Aug 06, 2008
e get as e dey do mi
Jokes Etc / Re: Fine Boy Equlibrium by nightnurse(f): 5:49pm On Aug 06, 2008
Equi, ki na jia duru kwo?

ina chi nama na ka kwo?
Jokes Etc / Re: Me Na by nightnurse(f): 5:39pm On Aug 06, 2008
:-x
Jokes Etc / Re: Beta Quote by nightnurse(f): 5:31pm On Aug 06, 2008
He who laughs last = no sabi laugh

nice quotes bro!
Jokes Etc / Re: The Much Awaited Wedding by nightnurse(f): 5:23pm On Aug 06, 2008
Nairaland, Wonderland!
Jokes Etc / Re: Iteun As The Evil Son. . . . by nightnurse(f): 5:16pm On Aug 06, 2008
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
lipsrsealed

i can't fit shout
Jokes Etc / Re: Faithful Woman by nightnurse(f): 5:11pm On Aug 06, 2008
good jokes grin
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by nightnurse(f): 4:55pm On Aug 06, 2008
zebe
Jokes Etc / Re: Invitation ! by nightnurse(f): 4:46pm On Aug 06, 2008
all nairalanders are invited, 2am naija time.

theres going to be enough Ritus, Nutus and Gbatus plus including hot bla bla

EMU NKO BO OOOOOO!
Forum Games / Re: One-word Association by nightnurse(f): 4:37pm On Aug 06, 2008
Bleep
Jokes Etc / Re: Who Is To Blame? by nightnurse(f): 12:35pm On Aug 06, 2008
iyke, u are!
Jokes Etc / Re: Invitation ! by nightnurse(f): 12:01pm On Aug 06, 2008
wear bikini and bathroom slippers u hear because theres goin to enough bla-bla 4 u clemcy
Jokes Etc / Re: Women’s English by nightnurse(f): 7:17pm On Aug 05, 2008
bored angry
Jokes Etc / Invitation ! by nightnurse(f): 7:08pm On Aug 05, 2008
you are all invited to my child's naming ceremony!

Venue: Sheraton Hotel, Lagos
Date: 30th August 2008
Time: 2am prompt
Dress Code: Black & Black

Come with your partner as there'd be enough drinking and chopinsons.

NB: you won't eat or drink if you don't bring a reasonable gift for me, my husband and my pikin ooooo!
Education / Re: University Abuja (Post UME) by nightnurse(f): 11:56am On Aug 05, 2008
Post UME of Unibuja is over, we re now waiting for results so if anyone hears about it please don't hesitate to inform your people out here.

remain blessed
Jokes Etc / Re: What Is The Big Deal In Joke's : Drop By And Make Us Laugh. by nightnurse(f): 7:28pm On Jul 29, 2008
farts and walks away
Jokes Etc / Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by nightnurse(f): 4:35pm On Jul 16, 2008
clemcy & benjay,

unu bu ndi anuruma, so am not surprised at all.

nobe only nkwobi una go chop ooo, ugba and kanda dey ooo. This time na cocroach laps una go chop
Education / Re: University Abuja (Post UME) by nightnurse(f): 1:23pm On Jul 15, 2008
Guys, click the link below to fill your 2008/2009 post UME form, I don't know where to get thier scratch card yet but i learnt the test is on 24th/25th of July.

cheers

http://www.unibujaportal.com/mo/std/pume/login.asp
Jokes Etc / Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by nightnurse(f): 12:44pm On Jul 15, 2008
so u learn igbo na him u come dey spark enligbo so?
ihere me gbukwa gi benjay, onye apari
Jokes Etc / Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by nightnurse(f): 12:38pm On Jul 15, 2008
u wan try? taaaaa gbafuo
Jokes Etc / Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by nightnurse(f): 12:34pm On Jul 15, 2008
clemcy, u be apari transgendered, ike okuko 1 of kuvuki land

benjay abi na wetin dem call u? isuzikwana engrigbo
Education / Re: University Abuja (Post UME) by nightnurse(f): 12:28pm On Jul 15, 2008
@edijalo,

pls keep us updated
Jokes Etc / Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by nightnurse(f): 12:04pm On Jul 15, 2008
wetin come be this onw kwanu?
Jokes Etc / Re: "i Don't Remember Eating That!" by nightnurse(f): 11:51am On Jul 15, 2008
kedu zi ife neme ebe a
Jokes Etc / Re: Jeovy And His Villagers by nightnurse(f): 11:37am On Jul 15, 2008
how e come take affect u?
Jokes Etc / Re: Stop Copy And Paste by nightnurse(f): 2:37pm On Jul 12, 2008
help me ask abeg
Jokes Etc / Re: Jeovy And His Villagers by nightnurse(f): 2:26pm On Jul 12, 2008
;d ;d ;d
Jokes Etc / Re: Stop Copy And Paste by nightnurse(f): 2:00pm On Jul 12, 2008
kisses and hisses
C and P my foot
Jokes Etc / Re: During The Kaduna Sharia Crisis In 2000 by nightnurse(f): 1:41pm On Jul 12, 2008
and one was asked to show the sign of the cross, he says (touching every part of his body),

In the name of the father
and of the son
and of the mother
and of the daughter
and of the uncle
and of the aunty
and of the family members, amen
Jokes Etc / Re: It Could Only Happen In Nigeria,: I Bet! by nightnurse(f): 1:37pm On Jul 12, 2008
its possible, especially for face me i slap u house, na for this same naija one igbo man go buy bathroom slippers, them tell am say him size (40) na N50, him ask "what about that smaller one" them tell am say na the same price, him ask again "the biggest size nko" them tell am say all na the same price, the igbo man vex collect the biggest size since all of them na the same price grin not

for naija anything is possible grin

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