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Come with Umbrella to this thread, Curse dey rain

martinsfm:
lol trust me chief APL is the goal here. Thats what you should have asked.

We were still in the middle of either to return double payment at the time and "no source" could vividly state clearly either to return it or not. And as you all know that I don't have any sources , I just tried to communicate him through the platform and hoped he'd reply someday. I was surprised he replied me sef. Imagine since October!

I'm sorry for taking you guys back.

I tried to chat this man up since October, but no response until yesterday. Just checked my messenger.

I was paid once actually.

NNPC, Now Now Please Come!

TomDickandHarry:
which blood? Abeg my blood de miss...

Blood of Nebuchadnezzar.

Xzbit91:
Una well done o.

Just today i login come see 12 pages. My mind first cut say APL don show, local man never get.

I come discover is nothing. Tensions are just boiling over!

Pls, don't try this again

Don't you worry, bring the heart, we mend heart wey cut perfectly

I see Artexexexexexexes

There was a time I had to ask myself what I gain from joining this thread and following it because of the kind of tension people created unnecessarily sometimes, especially some time in the past. It was so odd to me because I joined just after the interview.

But then I have come to understand the main reason. I have seen the type and caliber of people I'm competing with, I mean the rich and the influencials, those with superb connections and you can imagine some guys had to travel down all away from USA and UK all for same position I dusted my bag and left for from my local Corner to dress in one funny way for the interview (like I can't even find the white shirt I wore for the interview again, I don't do tie, I don't do white shirt, I don't like cooperate dress that much, I must have looked so funny in that dress)

So, I am here to know how much I'd be indebted to God Almighty when I finally get this offer, because only Him can make it happen. Like I'm nobody compared to my competitors.

Beeam:
Once you hear the first "Praise God, NNPC here I come"

We'll start seeing questions like:

- What is ur surname, maybe they are sharing in alphabetical order
- What state are u from, maybe they are doing it by state
- What LGA are u from, maybe they're doing it by LGA
- What course did you study, maybe they are doing it by course of study
- What role did u apply for, maybe they are doing it by role
- Where was ur test centre, maybe they're doing it by test centre location
- Where was ur interview, maybe they're doing it by interview centre location
- What date was ur interview, maybe they're doing it by interview date
- How many times were u credited
- Who credited you
- What day were u credited
- WHat kind of phone do you use, maybe they are sending to iPhone users first
- Which Uni did u graduate from?
- EH or GT?

Add ur own abeg!

-what type of suit did you wear for the interview?
-did you botton up?
-did your belt match with your shoe?
-did you collect any handshakes or official hugs?
-Did you remove the tag or you dropped it?
-Did you return double alert?
-How did you greet you interviewers, did you genuflect or prostrate?
-Did you ask them any questions?
-Did they say you impress them?
What month were you born,? Maybe they are starting by November month born

Just imagine all of us following this thread need to meet live in a big house, I can tell about some few guys that would come with silent pistol to get rid of some folks

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simplezuu:
See

not only sea, na Pacific

Teaser4:
I just saw something strange in my Gmail inbox few seconds ago....

"NNPC do-not-reply
. typing.......

It must really be strange!

But when NNPC say "do-not-reply" , Wetin you dey try type, you wan reply them??

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allthingsgood:
All I can say is that APL should be out anytime from now. Cos it's the Board that approves it and the board has met already. So fingers crossed

BTW, when APL comes out it will be advertised in newspaper

I wish All things were always good.

souljar:
Have u checked sent items? Musa don see things o

Beeam:
Pls, is it possible for APL to drop inside "deleted messages"?

I've checked my inbox and spam, but nothing yet...

If your phone get pouch, check inside am well well cos after deletion by mistake, e fit hide for the pouch, so confirm.

tejiri4:
But even tho you call fake BVN during interview how would dey know

I no fit call fake o, who no need NNPC money?

Just imagine you called fake BVN and the next thing you hear, "check your phone, you should get an alert now."

I'm sure you'd hire people to cry for you

vyke2008:
Kikikikikikikikikikikikikkkkkookokokokok... Laffing in Swahili... but the guy no get bvn nau.

Who no get BVN??

Me that yaf crammed my 11 digits BVN in case NNPC fit ask for interview... You no know chontin... Who wan miss such an opportunity with one yeye cheap question.
Son of man dey prepared ooo

If you are waiting for APL by March, 2020, why are you still here, 2019??

If the recruitment exercise is cancelled, why are you still here??

If they would commence another recruitment by next year and you know you will apply, what are you doing here??

If your source is 100% that it's only 2 people that will get the APL on Nairaland , and you are one of them, plus the GMD's son's friend here on Nairaland. What are you doing here? At least you have an "assurance "

But, if you're hopeful like myself, positive and optimistic, please, remain steadfast. There is no harm in being positive.

Thousands left Egypt and many never believed, so they did not see Canaan, but, two positive minded kids, against all odds, made it to the promise land.

APL is very nigh.

MI6:
I agree with you. We shouldnt have justified him with a response. But we should all be our brother’s keeper. We should keep him from being stupid and getting high on defective drugs!

Quoting him makes him feel important the more.

You all could have allowed the fortune guy to be so ignored that he questions his existence. But you gave him what he craved for. And now, he's counting "Mention"

Someone asked "What's tomorrow? ", I almost said "Tomorrow is ApL" . Chai!!

https://twitter.com/NigNavyToday/status/1198265240145801216?s=19

Download the list on the official page https://joinnigeriannavy.com/ and check up for your name.

Good luck as you check

Navy DSSC list is out for Aptitude test


https://twitter.com/NigNavyToday/status/1198265240145801216?s=19

This seems to be the longest weekend.

What do people really call "sauce" sef?

It's somehow to me though when you claim you have a "sauce" inside Tower or any of the subsidiaries and you don't even trust your "sauce". To me, that's not a "sauce" maybe a "pan".

The Napolion guy and others like Panalyst did not come h3r3 to confirm what their "sauces" told them. They believe and trust their "sauces". That makes a lot of sense to me. Even if na devil dey tell you things from the outset and it's been working for you, when he says another thing, we are not to confirm for you. You should know if it will come to pass. Why coming here to confirm?? You're making it easy for people not to trust your "sauce " .

So, this goes as a piece of advice :

If you doubt your trust 1% , don't come here to find out about anything.

Get a better sauce like those you can boldly trust whatever they say to you.

In all, I really wish I had a "sauce", I would have displayed here how best to serve humanity with such a rare opportunity than causing panics and raising dusts.

What categories of jobs are available and guaranteed?

Originakalokalo:
ignorance.

If ignorance is truly a disease, shouldn't there be a Doctor of Ignorance?

Just thinking##

At least some people need to be treated of it and get well.

allthingsgood:
hOW ABOUT U MIND UR BUSINESS. oVERSABI

I wish I could understand this. I almost assumed the OP posed a question to me, but no punctuation suggests that.

allthingsgood:
Lol. You will not make APL

NNPC "makes" APL, he doesn't need to make it.

But he will get APL.