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No. No he can't.

God of Manchester is as disappointing as Baal.

Pataki:
De Gea just did!!!!

Ntoor!

Can the God of Manchester do it?

Emenike is just a donkey

Fernabache keeper still yet to make a save.....

Then again neither has De Gea

Its not enough to beat United. You must make dem look foolish by scoring golazos at any opportunity.

Why nod the ball when you can shagalo? Why shoot over the wall when you can blast the ball througb it.

Then finish them with the Iceland chant.

Game over.

Ibra the boxer

Shaw dancing shawki

Pataki:
So poor-barber decided to take himself out of the match since his coach could not do the needful.

Even sick bay guys just pam. If Pogba like, make he drop dead for pitch. Ain't nobody trying to be the next Eva.

olabode89:
Hahaha.. Jambody Lukaku, right?

How you dey bro?

I dey alright bro. Yourself?

olabode89:
Jesus Christ!!
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Rooney is done.... what a super poor first touch.

You know whose touch is better than Rooney's?

Say his name. Say his name Olabode89.

Pataki:
Rooney - why??!!!!

That touch was shockingly bad.

raumdeuter:
Man Utd has now become a total joke
See what I found at a local restaurant

I like the idea of pineapple slaw sha. My current thing now na cheese and pineapple.

Might need to seek spiritual protection from monitoring spirits. Ah an kilode?

International break come quick o kwanu.

Mods of this section please come in and ban all cyber-nuisances.

Greatihex:
tell us that pep's statement is false by backing it up with stats, because, the match i watched had stones constantly playing long balls from the back and cabellero pull out balls.

Barca only needed a point from that game to go through, City had to win to keep their hopes alive.

Barca scored and were passing through ball aimlessly in their half

Did you expect City to adopt the same pattern?

City were very direct, but they weren't playing hoof ball. They had an association of midgets up front anyway so they can't play Pulis ball.

What you witnessed was a supremely purposeful attack. No frills, just thrills that sent Enrique to Ojuelegba with no night bus, and left Messi standing outside the City lockerroom trying to pick a fight with a voice behind the door.

Greatihex:
just answer sincerely, would you rather Chelsea wait for 10 attempts before beating Barcelona with attacking football in a group stage or Chelsea beating them the way they did in 2012 to win the Champions League?

That's thr difference mass-production and artisan craftsmanship

One approach is focused on producing workable products as quickly and cheaply as possible, whilst the other is focused on producing a product to the highest possible standards of performance and technique as possible

If you understand the SDLC, then you know why most random software are produced in Agile environments, whilst software for precision tasks in Aerospace, Medical or Engineering industries are done using waterfall approach

Timberland and Rick Owens boot both protect your feet...yet one cost hundreds of pounds and the other cost thousands.

Given the choice of winning or losing, I will chose to win. Given the choice of how to win though.....

lordfalcao:
we have already gone there before and stats I showed you stated that Costa have more goals than lukaku. Costa have not even played half the matches lukaku have played but he has scored 80% of lukaku's goal

I dey on the move now. We take it up on a different day. I will not allow anybody slander the reputation of my hero.

AdisaOwala:
I just had to check his posts and lo & behold - I discovered another thread where you and Funlord bin dey exchange strategies & experiences totally unrelated to soccer

P.S. - I Have also discovered one of the reasons why you hate that w******k nigga so much

Who? Never heard of him mate.

Guy go drop your escapades for the caban. Let's hear how the descendant of Ogendengbe gets down.

lalaboi:
Pep Said this though

"We competed with Barcelona, but for now we did it in a different way. We played more long balls because we are still not ready to keep the ball and play like they do."

Source: BBC


I'll let the arguing parties make use of whatever they make from it.

Forget that, Pep was obviously being very modest to his alma mater. Pep battered and bruised his compatriot so tey Enrique turn Wizkid.

When asked by Spanish media to describe what happened, Enrique was at a loss.

'I have not got an explanation,' he said. 'There is no explanation.'
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXjCCzGUsAAAQqN.jpg

AdisaOwala:
Lmao

Una get beef before?

*modified*

[s]I can see that you guys have a history from the "Ashawo thread" [/s]

I have no history with that clown.

Demola wetin carry you go ashewo thread sef?

Ibime:
Is it not English press ejakulating as usual? Why because they played toe to toe with Andre Gomes in the midfield?

Even Bate Borisov did not make this much noise when they beat Bayern.

We go still dey here na. Knockout stage is coming.

So once if he fails in knockout, wetin be the endpoint?

lordfalcao:
And they compare him to lukaku

Don't go there bro.

Diego Costa started playing football when Lukaku was only 12 years old, and only has only 15 more career goals to show for it.

Don't go there at all.

Ibime:
Who gives a phuck how Pep beat Barca!

When it matters, Pep has always been disgraced by Barca and Madrid playing open football.

And when he meets them in serious game, they will disgrace him again.

Simeone has been beating Barca constantly where it matters, something can only dream of. We don't give a phuck if Pep finally managed to get something in an unimportant game, and keeps being disgraced in the main games - not when his mates are beating Barca playing their own style of footie.

See yarns

Anyway see below...

But while the result will go down as another significant milestone in the club’s Champions League story, the manner of the victory – how Guardiola’s player beat Barcelona at their own game – is surely the most important factor from a result which leaves City well-placed to qualify from Group C. - The Independent

This was a win achieved with all the Guardiola hallmarks, in a blaze of attacking football, passing, movement and a willingness to take on the best without forsaking his principles. - BBC

Manchester City’s attack were truly outstanding in Tuesday’s comeback victory over Barcelona: a victory that few expected but was unquestionably the best European night in Sheikh Mansour’s reign. Scoring three times after having gone behind to the world’s greatest strikeforce is impressive enough, but shutting Lionel Messi, Luis Suarez and Neymar out while actively going in search of goals really is testament to how far Pep Guardiola’s side have already come - The Telegraph

If a movie opened to these kind of reviews, na Oscars straight!

Ibime:
Against who? Celtic and that German team?

Barca are cruising from when they hit 9 points mehn.

See Raumdeuter ejakulating all over the place because Pep finally beat a team higher ranked than his. 9 times out of 10, playing a better team, he gets disgraced whilst likes of Simeone are constantly beating Barca where it matters. We no fit hear word again because Pep has finally managed it. He tried it at Bayern and got disgraced 3 years in a row, what makes any sane person think he can do with City players what he disgracefully failed at with Bayern players?

It's not that Pep beat Barca that is being discussed. It's how Pep beat Barca.

Rewind to first leg and how many dudes on here were claiming that Pep lost because he refused to bunker. Even you sef wey no watch match dey laugh me when I mentioned Pep's tactics.

Pep went toe to toe with Barca, and didn't just win, he annihilated them. I hope you watched the game. If not for some profligacy from Kun, Sterling, and KDB, the scores could have been very embarassing.

Pep beat Barca 3-1, and the result still flattered Barca. That's why Dayo is ranting. Guy, City played masterful football last night.