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I just want to know if when Pussy Grabbing will be legalised...

edoyad:


Pataki and airmark , i don't even know what to say again sha. Just remember say that you could be reported to UNHCR .
I'm sure dayo has nightmares anytime he remembers he will wake up to come here

Plus trump is winning the election. Double disaster for Dayo.

Which one of you guys is expecting a package from Lordave?

Can you please step and claim your prize?

Lordave:
I don't think Seun would be so inconsiderate to make such move. Have you thought about what the fate of some internet scavengers would be if this great sanctuary wasn't in existence?

Some guys are doing a great job lending voices to the 'dumbs' on this thread, it would be seen as a move against humanity if Seun dares it.

Sir? Sir?

You forgot to put a stamp on the box. We dont know who is the intended recipient of these slaps and punches...

Someone needs to sign for this you know?

Fuckinghell!

Just when you thought the fight couldn't get any bloodier, Lordave comes in with the 'to whom it may concern' 5 finger death punch, practiced by the dark acolytes of the shaolin temples of the himalayas.

Excuse me bro, but you did not leave an address on the envelope for this shade bro. Please epp us with the address. Somebody has an uncollected slap, and we need full information in order to deliver the shade to its rightful owner.

A new Challenger appears like Street Fighter!

Pataki Dhalsim reaches out to Jab with his long hands all the way from outside the ring.

Whenever the cyber jaguda turns up, KOs are guaranteed. The German boys continue to hold their own against the rusing number of oppinents for the time being at least, but the question on everyone's mind is...'for how long?"

airmark:
I will do all these but i will not reveal my face and some certain parameters running config? If you agree then we will do it 500 usd , game ?

cc nihilist

Can I just ask why you'd have a router running in your home?

You dey sleep for datacentre ni?

Dayo put your money down if e sure you.

Airmark you will have to prove that the gateway is yours. What is the gateway sef? Is it a firewall? Is it a Router? You may need to screenshot some terminal screen to prove your ability and ownership. Maybe a shot of you running an ssh or telnet session with some conf t commands.

100 USD cash lasaan

Oya who dey down? I fit do the book.

People tell me I don’t shoot enough so now I try to do it more because if you don’t shoot you don’t score - Eden Hazard

Lobatan.

This is exactly what i was talking about when I said Hazard needed a mental change.

This is the same guy that once said:

"I often ask myself what I can do to become like Messi and Ronaldo and score 50 or 60 goals in a season,"

"I try of course but I realise that I will never be a true scorer. It's not in me. It is mainly mental - at 2-0, not thinking that is enough, for example. Sometimes I still think, after a goal, 'that's enough'.

I checked the stats and it's true. His number of Keypasses per game are significantly low ( his lowest in the league since he moved to England)...yet he is now taking a career record 3.1 shots per game.

Whilst the move to 343 has freed him from defensive duties, it's the fact that he now realises he needs to be more selfish that has really changed his game.

No longer is he truing to create as many chances for his team mates, for the first time in his entire career, Hazard is actively trying to score goals.

If it's Conte that has managed to get past the mental block, then he deserves a lot of credit.

And another contestant has entered the fray...AdisaOwala sneaking in from behind to smash the back of A40s head in a move straight from the Eddie Guerrero playback.

Live from Evans Square, Ebutte-Metta...it's Wrestlemania MCXII!!!!

Boring:
Injury to Sanchez

This game is too easy

Seems like Sanchez to Hazard is a go for me nigbayen.

If the news is true, the boy is out for at least 2 weeks.

Bwahahaha See Royal Rumble.

Everytime I want to retire from the promotion game, the sounds if breaking glass from these kind of roforofo free for alls tend to wake me up from my slumber.

Make i just dey spectate from my perch high up in a potato tree.

Una well done.

Na so e dey go these days o.

If you have a point you feel so strongly about, you back it up with hard currency.

The way I see it, even if you lose the bet, you have literally paid the cost of your misyarn...so you can carry on saying it forever safe in the knowledge that you have now paid for the priviledge.

Whoever ends up losing the bet should make sure he demands his receipt from the winner, so that if he goes to repeat the misyarn elsewhere, and people want to use slaps to reset his oblongata, all he has to do is show evidence of payment for his yarns, and his safe passage is guaranteed.

A40 and Airmark, oya who wants to go. Dayo is ever ready to do the books.

Greatihex:
you should start getting used to cahill, because he is going nowhere. He is the only home grown player that can be sure of starting. Terry and RLC futures are not certain from the look of things.

Cahill will be gone by next year. I'm sure of it. He will either be shipped out or glued to the bench. With Christensen coming back and Zouma waiting in the wings, I'm sure Gary isn't sleeping well right now sef. And the club is likely to enter the market in the summer. Heck there are rumours right now of a move for Bonucci in January...that's only a few weeks away. Cahill is a goner, it really is just a matter if when.

Lalaboi kashmo and Raumdeuter una no well.

I don tell una say my airmax too sure. It was revealed to me Subhanallah.

I get plans to go Albufeira this summer, and my feet should be covered in you people's money.

Na MaziOmenuko money go sweet me pass to chop. My man would have to write 10 volumes of erottica to cover the cost of my shoes.

donjazet:
Since we have now formed a solid defensive unit, I really wouldn't feel comfortable with us tampering with it. Let zouma just keep playing with the under21s for now.

Completely agree.

Zouma always looked uncomfortable with the ball at his feet in my opinion, so I'm not sure if he is entirely suited to playing the ball out from the back like the current back 3 do.

There's no need rush him back though. A few minutes here and there till Conte can truly assess him. Hopefully he can adapt successfully to this formation because I still want Cahill gone for good.

Damn...

My grandma used to live in the upper flat in the early 90s.

Gaddemit.

patrickmuf:
Pep is doing to Toure what Mou is doing to Schweini but nobody is talking about it...
In Barca, Enrique has comletely frozen Vidal out of the team but nobody deems it fit to say a word...
In Chelsea Conte is going about business without Ivanovic and Terry (club legends) but nobody says nothing, Mou benches Rooney for a few games and the media is already asking questions.
Sakho isn't getting a look at Pool and Balo didn't get a chance under Klopp but hey it's all good...
The campaign against Mourinho is real...

Well, we Chelsea fans have wanted Ivanovic out of the team now for the last two years, so praise be to Conte for that.

Terry was in the team before he copped an injury and we've been doing very well( 5 straight cleansheets) in his absence so there is no need disrupt the team.

Im not holding brief for anybody, but Sakho lost his place in the liverpool by failing a drug test, and Yaya Toure's agent has been constantly insulting Pep in the media.

Hardly the same scenarios as Mou vs Schweinsteiger.

So my -8 went well sha.

Badazz Sapper breathing heavily down .your neck though. I need to ensure that a wall falls in his head.

airmark:


Kilode bro ? Ibime has paid

https://www.aryana.co.uk/author%20page/postal%20order/100poundsanim.gif

I just dey check ni...

Stella Oduah was proved the term ' do the needful' meant nothing.

Congratulations bro. Enjoy your windfall

airmark:
Ibime has done the needful. I know him as an upright person, who will not fraudulently sit for someone for international exams like one apari once bragged here. He will not depend on hacked cc to pay folks. That's why everyone was lobbying to be his in-law at the sight of his beautiful baby. Long live ibime, long live hazard, long live all chelsea fans

I didn't actually see the words 'I've been Paid the 100 pounds' though.

Have you been paid the 100 quid bro? Yes or No..

all i wanna know is whether airmark has been paid

dopeJemi:
My love

Berra gerrahia

MaziOmenuko:
Zlatan time! I always knew you would come good, but the ship sailed long ago. Nihilist, since you are not buying Aguero, why don't you consider Zlatan?


.

Do I look like I'm struggling for goals?

Bro I'm good. All thanks to Payet my saviour.

6 goals from Liverpool.

Gangster.

coded01:
Someone tell me you watching Liverpool dismantle Watford...


I know Nihilist is watching though...

I have Coutinho and Firmino in my FPL. Of course I'm watching

coded01:
You can say that again...


Beautiful football by klopp's team...

Simply breathtaking

Meanwhile, Liverpool

donjazet:
Trump will certainly not win the election

Bro never underestimate the stupidity of American people.

SouthPark are running a blow by blow commentary of the current political climate in their latest season. If you're into that kind of show, you should check it out. It's one of their best seasons yet.

Chelseafan1:
Airmark is a big boy in the US, e fit even dash me 50% of the money.

I thought Airmark was based in naija but with biz interests in the US. I didn't know he was there full time. Please leave thr money for him o. Trump will be voted in on Tuesday and that 100 pounds will be going towards his repatriation funds.

I heard Raumdeuter has already moved back home to Ogbomoso till after election