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Dadehmola:
Mr Bankole binu ohh


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You had better stop wasting money ontop an exam wey you no fit pass[/s]

The clue is in the 'first TOEFL'

The guy don write like 5 times, them give am the 6th for free...and judging by his terrible posts, he is clearly still failing.

DavidBanky puts the OLOD in Olodo

raumdeuter:
Maybe. You know English is not my own first language, So I think of stuff in Ogbomoso dialect and write it down. If you check my posts well they are probably filled with ibons and grenades

Sharrap there Egbon. You and A40 write relatively eloquently..but you need to maintain your standards to prevent the upcoming Young Turks from thinking they can just come here anytime and open fire with abandon.

Take time o bros.

Davidbanky:
I quoted one of your typographical error last week, but am yet to see your excuse on that.

Because it was just that. A TYPO. Not an ignorantly misspelt word. This would have been evident to anyone who owned a copy of Brighter Grammar in primary 3.

Anyway, I've now seen the person responsible for your fuckups.

raumdeuter:
Bragging to the EPL? Is like mocking a disable. Our parents thought us better than that

Until they find a striker who is Europes best of all time or top scorer in world cup ofall time, they still remain Benjani mwuruwuru and Yakubus playground

So it's you who has been teaching DavidBanky nonsense?

diggz:


Na to point ur kids towards the right directions remain bruv....kpele

Yup. My kids must be politicians in future

I definitely picked the wrong profession.

Herrera on Jose Mourinho in Training.

“I like Mourinho’s sessions: very dynamic, always with the ball. There are no really long sessions or talks. He understands what a footballer needs: twenty minutes, that’s it. No time to lose concentration

20 minutes training.

Meanwhile, I spend my a large chunk of my weekend studying like a donkey.

That Martinez is a lunatic sha.

Played Hazard full 90 minutes in a meaningless friendly vs Holland, and if Hazard did not immediately pull off his boots after being kicked vs Estonia, Martinez would have kept him on. Scores was 6-1 and Martinez no wan use him church mind.

What it's wrong with these international managers sef? See as Wenger dey wail say Chile wan kill Sanchez. I saw a picture this morning of Sanchez training with his leg heavily bandaged like a mummy.

WTF.

MaziOmenuko:
Add Hazard to the mix...

The game is getting more interesting.

Hazard isn't injured...and I suspect Costa is fine too.

Some of y'all might have forgotten how Costa was 'injured' 2 years ago

SailorXY:
Face value this would be right but not in reality. No team will have one pass per game just like no team under pressure from parking the bus will find the calmness making accurate passes in their box.

In perspective, United average possession is 55% (from 5,927 passes) which is 5th in the league.
17.4 shots/game which is 4th in the league (& 9th highest in all Europe)
5.6 shots on/game which is 6th in the league.
No team will average that parking the bus.

Last season United averaged nearly 68% (1st in the league) possession in the league with below 3 shots/game (18th in the league). If we observe it closely, that was the proper bus parking with effizy

You will notice that none of the stats you've mentioned were listed in Oasis's original post...hence my original question.

It's taken a while, but at least you have arrived now

SailorXY:
but how can you be having highest pass accuracy defending without the ball?

Pass accuracy only measures what is done on the ball.

If a team makes only 1 succesful pass during the game, they will post 100% pass completion, despite perhaps only having 10% possesion.

Oasis007:




Yet Haterz claim United is parking Bus under JM!

But how does this particular you've posted prove that Manyoo does not park the bus?

bykebyke:
Now I know you are trolling.

Anyways
This is Messi beating Cristiano at his own game.

Which category do you want to enter next?

Whiter teeth or better nails?

Messi looks like a Valet in that picture.

Ronaldo is also the definition of sartorial elegance. Messi looks like he takes style tips from Ellen Degeneres.

While Ororo is rocking a sharp haircut and is clean shaven, Messi is busy rocking a blonde fringe and a shaggy bearbear like a homeless santa claus.

Ronaldo models designer underwear on billboards across the world, while Messi models swimsuits in the centre spread for Midget Digest

bykebyke:
Cristina was ready to kill the French with a Hat Trick?

What exactly supports this?
The game was still at 0-0 when he left,It's not as if he had already scored 2goals with a third remaining for a hat-trick.


Jumping on the touchline

He didn't have the Balls/Cojones to play a final,Dude faked an injury..and ran away(Weak Mentality)


Lmao..

Cristina isn't fit to be Messi's Squire.

Leave it like that.

This is the real weak mentality here. Missing the first penalty of the game and then going home to cry.

Standard Messi. Fails to inspire his teammates then he goes to the dressing room to throw a strop, or pick a fight with a disembodied voice behind a door, or threaten a retirement that he doesn't mean.

Ronaldo is literally and figuratively a giant compared to Messi. Take it and go.

bykebyke:
His reason are WTF-ish.

Cristina is better because he motivated his teammates to go win a final.

Lmao.

Just see.

What exactly is wrong with that though? Ronaldo was ready to kill the French with a hattrick. Payet being a Barka fan quickly went to do a hatchet job on Ororo. What Payet and his midget overlord didn't reckon with was a word called 'Destiny'.
Payet may have broken Ororos leg, but he couldn't break his spirit.
Instead of heading to the sickbay, we saw ororo jumping around on his one-and-half leg, exhorting his team, and encouraging them.

Unlike the vertically challenged Argentine Bieber who couldn't inspire higuain, ADM and Aguero , Ororo stood literally and figuratively tall on the touchline and his team mates were ready to sweat blood for him.

Lord Ororo granted his favour to Eder, a noobsaibot looking striker, who couldn't make the bench at Swansea and had only ever scored 3 goals for Portugal, and gave the Baba dudu the belief and confidence to score such a decisive goal in France.

Ororo is Messi master. Take it and go.

SailorXY:
Messi is phenomenal tho. On a personal level, CR will be in my team. His mental strength is unbelievable. He isn't the most talented of the bunch but he always pushed himself to the limits. Determination is his story - something Anderson, Nani & now Depay can't manage.

Of course, Messi is phenomenal but power pass power.

Devil is extremely powerful, but God is his master.
Batman is powerful but Superman pass am.

I think that Messi had tried. He is the only player who has been worthy of comparison to the great deity Ororo of Madeira...but he has to accept that Ororo is the supreme being in the iberian peninsula.

So you're wrong when you say you will have Ororo in your team. Ororo of Madeira is the team. The other 10 lads are merely ball boys

pelvicky:
No credit to him for turning to a motivational speaker.


He did what any human being would have done. Or what do you expect him to say.

Did Messi do it? Ororo was already joint second highest goal scorer in the tournament in the runup to the final. If not for injury, I'm sure he would have scored a hattrick against France. He got injured and was the one giving team talk at half-time instead of the manager. His teammates talk about drawing 'energy' from Ororo and swore that they would win it for him. They did not draw the strength from the manager who is the actual one supposed to be motivating them. Even Eder came to say that Ronaldo gave him the strength to carry on.

compare to Aguero on Messi here:

Aguero told reporters after the match, "Some of us are evaluating not playing for the national team anymore.

"Some (players) in the locker room are looking really bad; I don't think they'll continue with the national team. If you think about it, creating opportunities for other players is a good thing for the national team."

Aguero added, referencing Messi's missed penalty kick in the shootout: "Lamentably, the most f---ed up is Leo, because of the penalty. It's the worst I've seen him in the dressing room.

Ororo is the greatest. Accept it and move on.

pelvicky:
Is it by crying on the pitch or what? Cos ayam not understanding.


Eder is portugal saviour.

See below:

Despite trying to carry on Ronaldo was unable to, but teammate Cedric Soares has revealed the captain stepped up at half-time to deliver a speech to inspire them on to victory.

"It was a very, very tough moment. It was a really tough moment for me and for the team," he said of Ronaldo's injury. "I think everybody was a little bit in shock but at half-time Cristiano had fantastic words with us.
"He gave us a lot of confidence and he said, 'Listen people, I'm sure we will win this Euro so stay together and fight for it'.

"It was unbelievable. All the team had a fantastic attitude and showed that when you fight as one you are much much stronger

And another one

Eder, who plays for French side Lille having previously been at Swansea, said his captain's words had inspired him to make the decisive contribution.

"[Ronaldo] told me I would score the winning goal for the team," the striker told Portuguese newspaper O Jogo. "He gave me this strength, this energy and it was vital.

One more....

Speaking afterwards, Pepe said that his side’s victory was for Ronaldo.

"It was tough to lose our main man, the man who could at any moment score a goal. He could make the difference," the 33-year-old said.

"But God helped us…we said we would win it for him and we managed to do that.

Are you understanding now?

raumdeuter:
Neymar first season in Barca which you call a flop 15 goals 15 assists
Hazard best season in CHelsea which makes him a great 19 goals 13 assists

You now see that even you know that Hazard is nowhere near Neymar

Two students take an exam, A scores 70 you claimed he failed and lambast him, B scored 72 you declare party

That means you know B is inferior to A thats why you set the bar so low

Take that. Take that.

Now gerrahia.

Don't respond cos I won't answer. Just take it and go.

bykebyke:
I don't do Cristina v Messi arguments no more,it's glaring as the light that flashed around Saul on his way to Damascus who the better player is.

This is 2016 not 2014.


Oya shift.

Definitely. Both of them has won everything to win at club and individual levels. Both have captained their countries to historic finals. One inspired his team to victory against all odds by beating France in their backyard. The other one was repeatedly molested by an illegal immigrant from Ghana in Brazil, and then continued to lead by ignominious example by missing the first penalty in the shootout against Chile.

Yes bro, the difference is as glaring as the flashing lights on the black maria that your midget rode to his tax evasion case.

Anyway, lets move on from this now...

bykebyke:
Hehehehe.
Why won't Messi pipe up about the World Cup?

Describing how he lifted it in that cold night at the Luzhniki Stadium in Moscow.

I'm not a prophet, but I had a vision last night.

I saw 3 reasons why Messi might not make it to Russia let alone win it.

bykebyke:
Thank God you stuck with the national team narrative.

Yes, because that text is missing from Messi's library.

Come to think of it, Pedro has won almost as many trophies as Messi, plus World Cup and Euros. 20 years from now when Barca Alumni meet up at the strip club to pop bottles and throw some ones, and talk turns to the good old days...if Messi mistakenly tries to pipeup about the world cup, Pedro might just back hand him. If he talks too much, they might just call Pepe and Sergio Ramos to rough him up again...for old times sake.

bykebyke:
LOL.

When is the comedy night?

You give quality jokes.

How can you go to 3 finals and not win one? Even Mikel Obi has an international champions medal at senior level. Infact, all Mikel needs is just one Balon D'or and he has reasonable grounds to argue that he is greater than your oompa loompa.

donjazet:
See your mouth like "dazall"
If no be last summer luck, u for dey get mouth talk this one

Ororo is the best that ever did it. Messi retired in tears and shame. As soon as he heard Ororo had achieved godhood, he quickly ran back to try again like aaliyah.

Unfortunately for him, he was last seen luckily chopping 3-0.

Ororo is better than Messi forever. The debate is done.. It will be written in the textbooks your kids will study.

lalaboi:
All this shouting upandan because of the 2k credit all of una dey receve?

There is no sweeter cash than free cash. That'statement exactly how I'm going to be celebrating in May when I'm spending your money. The only difference is that I'm chopping you, Dayo and A40's cash alone.

CR7 is better than Messi sha.

Dazall.

You don't know how it can pain...until late it happens to you.

I swear I hate international break.

Diego Costa injured.

Griffon:
Rumor has it that we would be splashing out during the winter transfer window. I don't know how true this is but I want to believe it is true.

Our current squad in all sincerity isn't tailor-made for Conte's 3-4-3, how the Italian is getting the best out of these boys in that setup remains a mystery.

Naturally, the RWB position Moses is manning should be occupied by a natural RWB, this is not to say Victor isn't doing a great job in his new given role but he's no RWB. The experience the likes of Candreva, Liechenstner etc would bring to the fore would always look different (this is not to say I want Liechenstner either).

Cahill hasn't been genuinely tested at that left side of our back-line. He pretty much looks to me the same player he was couple of months ago. Marcos Alonso might be doing okay at the moment but let's not overlook his defensive frailties. I like the lad for his link-up plays, deliveries and movements but the job of a wing-back doesn't end there.

A close look at our bench explains that we don't even have the needed depth. An injury to Hazard, Costa, Azpilicueta or even Kante would spell doom for us. In the absence of Moses, can we trust Ola Aina to do a yeoman job at that RWB? Can Chalobah fill in for either Matic or Kante against a top side? Can we trust Willian to do better than Pedro in that front three?

In all, what I am trying to point out is the need for reinforcement come next year. By the time this season would be over, we'd be talking European football, failing to prepare, would be preparing to fail.

So roll out the bank cheque next year I say. Place Mikel, Fabregas, Oscar and Ivanovic on the transfer list, hopefully, the quartet would rake in around £100m for us.

Bring in one solid ball playing centre-back (Christensen), One left-wingback (Ricardo Rodriguez) or better still (Kenedy or Ake), one CM (Witsel or any good chap) and one forward (Griezmann).

Yes, Griezmann! As we prepare for Europe, our attack should be as fiery as the MSN or even the BBC. No amount quoted for Antoine should discourage us from making that dream a reality. A lethal attack has its own advantage and we must enjoy that next season. Years ago when we had Robben, Duff, Gudjohnsen, Drogba, Joe Cole et al, we would send fear down the spines of opponents even before kick-off, that is reigning supreme. Break the world transfer record for that French man and get him a home in West London I say.

I'd love to read your thoughts on this.

I agree with you to a certain extent.

I think that we are still too heavily reliant on Hazard and Costa. I think that the switch to 343 has strengthened us defensively by committing more men to defensive duties, and exempting our key strikers from any defensive work, and giving them near absolute freedom to do anything they want in the attacking third.

So far, this strategy has worked...but for how long? The system isn't creating that many chances in comparison to other teams, e.g Man Utd, Liverpool, City, Spurs, and even Southampton. Matic is our joint top assist man, but 3 of his assists came from corner flick ons, and the other 2 were simple passes to players who still had it all to do.

Even the guy himself says so here:

"I don’t think I am playing more offensively," "In some moments of the game I can try to go forward if I see that behind me everything is covered, and maybe this has been happening more.
"I have some assists, but this is a game where you can only get an assist if your team-mate scores and to be honest I am just lucky, as it is my team-mates who have been scoring a lot of goals."

Hazard and Costa not only take the highest amount of shots in the team, but they are also the top dribblers. What this means is that these guys are more or less having to create openings for themselves to shoot at goal.

So I definitely agree that we need another top quality attacker to share the load. Pedro is averaging exactly one shot per game (very very poor) in the league and he's our joint third highest goal scorer in the league after Hazard and Costa with a miserly 2 goals. If anything happens to Costa and/or Hazard, we lose our goal threat, which is exactly what I believe happened to us last season.

Griezmann is unlikely to sign in January at least, but I heard Payet might be available.

lalaboi:
Why are you licking ya own yarnsh lol. Someone already credited you for that nice piece a while back.

Same thing i thought when i read that excerpts from the interview. Nihilist de sobe o de sele

You try. tiri gbosa for you.

The Hazard debate is still raging na?

I just thought I should chip in a little bit more.

chic2pimp:
Tbh I think the American people are simply just tired. The working class people most especially. Plus Trump tapped into people's fears and worries.

Bruh....I just weak for Americans.

Brexit was the start. Marine Le Pen has got next.

I would pay to watch Trump grab a trio of May, Merkel and Le Pen by the collective pussy like Scorpion.

FBS:
Whodonbelieveit! Donald Genius J F.cking Trump? How did he do it? Never say Never.

This was probably THE FIRST election night I've followed like a football match. Like Chelsea playing Liverpool. Bleeping ping pong of match.

Its crystal clear that the most difficult job is working with people. They tell you one thing but only to do the complete opposite. Whatever happened to those CNN polls of polls? Predictions and all that? or could this be that its payback for the current president or people just willing to see the sec of state face jail time? The whole country is just RED!

How else do you call this, Americanexit? US-exit?

I'm sure he will be grabbing a pussy or two in celebration.