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nyabinghi:
still waiting for your father's pix if he ever saw the four walls of a school or if he was ever lettered.

Not everybody posts their graduation photos online

Odunharry:
you are one guy i like i respect.... no insult am back abeg

Which insult can I throw at Nyabinghi that he does not already see in his graduation picture?

Nyabinghi has turned what should be a reminder of a time of joy, into a reminder of sorrow judging by his harsh response.

None of my business though.

nyabinghi:
you must have taken been breastfed by a goat as an infant what has my moniker got to do with your deluded. tell retarded father to post his own mofo

*sips chilled olive oil*

That noobsaibot wannabe just dey score anyhow

raumdeuter:
Make I balance watch correct match jare. This man utd match too boring e fit give person Apollo

Oboy this your game make sense die

Keky:
Still can't find Memphis man.

Have you tried Tennessee?

elampiro:
If only we had brought Valencia early. He offers so much option, helps to attack faster while remaining strong in possession.

Yes Valencia could have broken Colocinni's ankles with his poor crosses so that Rooney could profit.

afrodoc2:
He has been as effective as HIDDEN HIDEzard this season.

*chews garri-flavoured chewing gum*

Thought I saw Cafu on the pitch this afternoon. Then I looked at the lineups and saw it was Chancel Mbemba.

So this is how Depay plays against a team that costs more than 2 million pounds

Memphis or Valencia?

Obvious call should be Herrera for Janujaz.

afrodoc2:
You are very correct. I am also very worried, especially since legends like Fabregas,Hazard and Diego Costa have been spectacular so far this season.
I also remember that Thierry Henry, Patrice Evra and Nemanja Vidic were extraordinary in their first 3 EPL matches

patrickmuf:
Hazard has been exceptional thus far...

*Sips chilled pussyjuice*

Back in the EPL....Depay has gone back to looking ordinary again.

lalaboi:
Sipping Ciroc at spot 246 . . .

We nor dey see all this Initial gra gra ninjas . . Long season ahead

Red Card Keeper. Wildcard already played. No Aguero. I am loving your squad.

“It was a one-minute conversation,” Mourinho said. “‘Is it true that you want to leave Barcelona?’

‘Yes, it’s true. I love it here. It’s my home, but it’s time for me to move.’

‘Did you sign already for another club?’

‘Almost, but not yet.’

‘Do you want to come here?’

‘Yes, I want [to].’ For me, it was one minute.

“I told that to my people in the club responsible for the practical side of the market, that he hadn’t signed for another club. Almost, but not yet. I said: ‘He told me he wants to come here, so it’s over to you.’

............

"He (Mourinho) is one of the main reasons why I'm here," Pedro told the club's website. "He phoned me a few times and said he needed me to make the team stronger.

"He has won titles wherever he has been. I am really looking forward to playing under him and hopefully winning more titles.

"I spoke to Cesc. We are very good friends. I knew I would feel at home here and that was one of the main reasons why I decided to join.

...........

United manager Louis van Gaal tried to play down his interest in Pedro during his Friday press conference, but agent Antonio Sanz insists Chelsea were simply quicker to do a deal.

"Maybe Manchester United fell asleep," Sanz told Radio Club Tenerife. "The negotiation with Chelsea was like a lightning bolt.

"It is common knowledge that United were in the bidding for Pedro, but Chelsea were faster and within 24 hours reached an agreement with the club. It was a whirlwind."

......

"When you ask me 'is Pedro fitting in the profile?' I cannot lie and I say yes but I did not say we are interested in the player, that's the difference.

"But you bring it that I'm interested. People have to know that what is writing in the papers is not true because you cannot know.

Van Gaal oniro oshi

Ibime:
^^^lol


Mukina2, you do well iya.

So you've created league of 380 players by advertising on front page?

How are we supposed to know who we are playing against? This is what has killed the banter on NL FPL.

I can't be scrolling to page 8 to find Nihilist and Raumdeuter to laugh at their misfortune.

Ibime, I have bettered you 3 seasons straight.

Dont worry. I will still surpass you this year

*sucks Alomo flavoured lollipop*

dopeJemi:
how many weeks?



*sips tea*

gerrahia.

*Sips ice cold banga soup with straw*

funlord:


Your a chelsea or arsenal fan so your partisan opinion is null and void in the square of of public opinion! And since you have such a keen eye for analysing victory why have you not asked yourself that since morning when patakshite dropped his ludicrous post about what it means to snatch players from man united, NOT 1 SINGLE viewer has endorsed his mention but 10 have endorsed MY OWN COUNTER REPLY to him? So how come the generality of our viewers have been endorsing the newer guys opinion? Or do you now win victories by non endorsement! Or do you rate a fellow who claims that the info found on "wikipedia and google" are rubbish compared to the "almighty metro" I've told him to either prove me wrong or forever hold his peace and shut the _fuck up and he has been running around all day avoiding the truth and screaming out tripe without answering the query! If you want to find out if my pattern is forced then tell your deluded orangutan of a friend to get at me and let me show him what a bloody friday looks like! Nonsense!!!

Pataki is Arsenal. I am Chelsea. Why would I side him?

Just admit it. Your bars are recycled and week. Reading your lines is an exercise in tedium. They don't even work.

What is a 'deluded orangutan'? Does that actually sound right to you?

Mate I've seen the best brawl on here. Some of the silent but deadly boys lurk on these pages.

It's not all about throwing big words and jocking a certain poster's style on here. Starboard does sarcasm and dry wit. Elampiro gives you AJ City style. JK gives it to you hood. Afrodoc....oh Lord don't even try that man. Dopejemi and Sinizia hit you with gifs that make you cry. Leggo gives it to you itemised and well paragraphed. Demola comes with that baba Agba style. SailorXY comes with the phallic references,

Their jabs work cos they're not forced and they're not trying to impress.

So don't hate me cos I said the truth baby. All your lines are bitten, forced and not funny. We're used to seeing graduation photos, not these weak over played hijacked words.

Step up or vacate the stage.

Pataki beat funlord in my opinion.

Funlord failed to prove Pataki wrong, and those diss words were not organic at all, and felt copied from elsewhere.

This is a thread that has seen more blood spilt in battle than Hiroshima in world war 2, and I'm still seeing basic lines like "I've seen more xyz with more Charisma than you"?

Before you drop a bar on this thread, you need to subject it to the Nyabinghi test and ask yourself:

"Is this line vicious enough to induce my opponent to paste his graduation pics?"

Not impressed at all. Pataki too was very weak but takes it based on his as at yet irrefutable point which stands true.

Let's hear your anonymous views though. Like for Pataki. Share for Funlord. Totally anonymous in case you don't want your fellow Manyoo brother to know that you think he flopped.

raumdeuter:
Schalke isnt offering any UCL football this season

Dayo wetin be this Na?

Does Schalke not offer regular champions league footy?

raumdeuter:
At least try to get your facts right

What fact did I get wrong?

homesteady:
I said they rejected barcelona [size=18pt]£80million bid[/size], not 120 million!

So you are comparing the current Man Utd to the likes of them barcelona and real madrid that want Pogba?

Actually what you said was:

homesteady:
Pogba? Lmaoooooooooooo! It seems you guys don't know that Juventus rejected Barcelona [size=18pt]€80 million[/size] bid! Stop having funny dreams please

You wail so hard, muthafuckas wanna find you.

homesteady:
Damnn! Hijacking Pedro is now an extraordinary achievement for chelsea
As I said earlier, stop dreaming, Chelsea can't buy him this summer! There is no need for back and front argument! Which big club sells their best player when the season is just a few days from starting?

You should be more worried that the difference in quality between other la liga sides and top EPL sides is almost non existent!

Oh so it's now which big club sells their best player when the season is about to start. I can smell your fear.

EPL earnings by 2016/2017 when the new TV deal kicks in. 20th Placed teams will be earning 100m per season in TV rights alone.

Barca and Madrid currently earn 100m from TV rights. Wail Wailer! Keep wailing!

https://www.totalsportek.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/Premier-League-TV-rights-money-distribution-final-infograph.jpg

Bimffo:
Actually, In 5 Years time.


Because in 5 Years time, Messi will be 33 and Muniru will be waiting to replace him. Iniesta will be 34, Sandro will wanna replace him.

Leave homesteady. He does not know the wind of change that is blowing.

Only in February, the owner of St Etienne in France was Wailing inconsolably that there's too much money in EPL after the latest TV deal was announced:

Bernard Caiazzo: “The Premier League will become the NBA of football. It will be greater than the Champions League. Clubs such as Manchester United or Chelsea will have budgets of €700 or €800m,”

And Bernard is right to be afraid.

Check this out.

Wijnaldum left his Captaincy and regular champions league football at PSV to sign for last year's relegation battler's Newcastle who finished 15th
Belgium's top scorer last year Mitrovic also followed.

Max Gradel and Jordan Ayew were in the top ten goal scorers in Ligue 1 last season, today they are at Bournemouth and Villa.

Idrissa Gueye turned down Marseille to play for Villa. That's the club that has finished 4th in ligue 1 last year and regularly challenges for the title and plays in the UCL to play for a team that finished 17th in England

Marseille president also had to wail so loudly:

Vincent Labrune: We offered a good salary to Idrissa ( Gueye ) . But he thinks Villa can be a springboard for him. The Premier League , it became the NBA Europe. Everyone wants to play, leaving to sign for the smaller franchises.Can you imagine that the bottom team in England earns more than twice the champion of France ? Ligue 1 is definitely Third European division , "

Shaqiri left Inter, ignored UCL football at the far more reputable Schalke to sign for Stoke.

Stefan Effenberg wailed louder than the loudest Wailer.

Stefan Effenberg: "I do not understand Shaqiri's move to Stoke at all. You have been badly advised if you go there,” he said.

"You have to ask yourself where you can reach your sporting goals as a footballer. That should be the challenge. Schalke would have been perfect for Shaqiri. Earning £1million more or less should be irrelevant.

"But Stoke? Come on, I cannot understand the player, his agent, his parents or his brother. This is a shame and a sad state of affairs. Only because they are throwing around cash? Is it really all about money for footballers these days?"

If the smaller teams of the EPL are causing such Wailing across Europe, then wahala dey when the big boys start to flex o.

Afefe n fe.

Wailing Wailers must Wail

homesteady:
Wonders! This Chelsea Pedro hijack is really making chelsea fans feel like they now own heaven

Juventus board said Pogba ain't going nowhere this summer, and will only accept a €100 million bid next summer!
Its not like Chelsea is a bigger club than Juventus ohh, so I don't know what is giving you this false hope that Juventus will sell him because chelsea wants to offer them 'Cuadrado'!

Wailing Wailer? your squad is stocked with my club rejects!

No doubt, our club has a few of your rejects in Fab, Pedro and Mourinho.

But we're also in the Hijacking business. And now that Pogba could be subject to a heist, you are worried. Pogba is the kind of player usually reserved for the likes of Barca and Madrid, but now a club with no history is about to body you in the transfer market, and steal him away

I feel your pain. Messi, Iniesta and Co won't be around forever. We've already seen that Barca without Messi can be touched.

The dynamic is changing already. In less than 10 years from now, the difference in quality between Barca and the Top EPL sides will be almost negligible.

We coming for you nigga.

Keep wailing, Wailer!

homesteady:
Pogba? Lmaoooooooooooo! It seems you guys don't know that Juventus rejected Barcelona €80 million bid! Stop having funny dreams please

60 million pounds = 84 million Euros.

So that's your bid already blown out the water.

Plus Juve want Cuadrado. And we want to Sell.

Also Pogba won't have to waste some months of his life waiting for Barca's transfer Ban to expire before he can join.

IF the Pogba story is true, we have far more bargaining power than Barca right now.

IF.

Damn all the wailing wailers would cry tears of blood IF Pogbizzle signs. Just picture the scenes

AdeLaNa1:
If u cant understand the meaning of the phrase 'United droped interest in Pedro chase', then i'm not surprised u feel am pained from my post. U really must be as stvpid as the things u type on nairaland...

Your tears are delicious

SIRcumalot:
@all
Who is pedro replacing in chelsea's starting eleven
Oscar or willian ?

I suspect Willian.
There are rumours that Willian is already being hawked around Europe

leggo:
Ivanovic has been poor for Chelsea over 2 games would you call him poor?

What is the relevance of your question to the initial exchange?

Elampiro: We didn't miss out on Clyne. Valencia would have benched him.
Nihilist: Valencia would have benched which Clyne? The one that has been a beast for Liverpool?

Leggo: Ivanovic has been poor for Chelsea.



I dont compute

funlord:


[s]Who was asking you a question? Your bitterness must be as a result of either the "pedro debacle, previous disagreements with the elamp fellow or maybe some other deep rooted child hood based issues!" If you had had simply replied that "he has been a monster 4 us" or something along those lines would you have ejaculated? Or even from viewing my moniker you can't deduce what context i meant! Dude take your bitter, pained , over serious wanna be pundit ass and have several seats! Your intelligence is my gibberish![/s]

*Sips lukewarm ewedu*