European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 5:39pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Ah an Monk How far?
Why you go sub Gomis Na? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 5:34pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Fellaini the number 9.
It's a process. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 5:30pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
coogar: when i said even a goat knows chelsea defence allows more entry than the thighs of an edo whöre......they thought i was exaggerating. 9 goals conceded in 4 league games and nihilist was laughing at romero. we have now seen that courtois and begovic cannot even clean romero's boots.
perhaps roman would sack jose again like he did in 2007...... You say? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 5:29pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
LVG is down by a goal...decides to send on a DM. Loool. #Philosophical |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 5:28pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
MaziOmenuko: How on earth did that ball beat Romerio from that tight angle?
De Gea will kick that ball out rather than jump up like that! Ayew mad? Sorry I know I'm reaching a bit...but Ayew assisted that ball.  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 5:24pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Romero  Coogar what were you saying again? It's easy to claim clean sheets when your opponents don't test the keeper. Make I go charge my laptop. It could go down bloodily tonight. A gbo, a sa re wole..no gate fee. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 5:20pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
As soon as he was tested, he conceded. Romero is a professional number 2. Keke please park by the gate but keep the engine running. Agbo aya still fit sele tonight...  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 5:10pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Wuz ere |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 4:58pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Well I have to disagree with my man Nateevs on quite a few points.
1. There is absolutely nothing wrong with having a core squad. Barcelona for example have almost no bench at all(Relatively speaking). That hasn't stopped them from winning the quintuple.City, Arsenal, Spurs and Liverpool also had their very predictable squads week in,week out.Let's not forget that this same 'threadbare' Chelsea squad won the double almost too easily last season.
In fact, it was only Terry, Ivanovic and Hazard that played every league game of last season. Costa was out for a few. Oscar very rarely finished games. Zouma and RLC got several chances to impress, and some other youngsters got chances to play in the last few games of the season. So I think that 'playing the players into the ground' is not to blame here.
2. So what is to blame? I remember when I did that analysis of the game versus City and it became immediately apparent that there was a big gap between Midfield and Defence. That gap there in my opinion is the problem. And that Gap is a as a result of a slight change in system.
Jose clearly is still not convinced on the best position for Fabregas. Fabregas plays best(Offensively) in the Pivot, but is a defensive liability. When Jose tries to push him into the hole, he becomes ineffective. Oscar manages to bring out the best in Fab by tracking back, whilst still doing a job upfront. Willian also tracks back, but is clearly ineffective up top..
3. The fullback situation. Jose mostly played Terry in defence. If you have 2 fullbacks bombing forward, you expose Terry's lack of pace to pacy counter attackers. Hence, Jose attacks with one FB to offer some relatively decent protection. That being said, Iva is rinsed each game and Jose has clearly looked to rectify that. Our last two games(v Westbrom and Palace) Azpi has been the more attacking fullback and Ivan's runs down the right have clearly been reined in. If you have the chance, look up the average position for Azpi and Iva over the last two games and you will see that Azpi has been in more advanced positions. That being said, Hazard created the most chances in the league last season, and he is joint 2nd for chance creation this season, despite the relative lack of support.
4. Last season Fabregas was the most dribbled past player in the Chelsea squad, and the Matic-Fab pivot was the most dribbled past combination in the league. Fabregas's propensity to go missing defensively, and Matic's over aggressive defensive play(Most tackles in the league) were mitigated against by a relatively weak league opposition. This season we're playing against some significantly upgraded teams. Against Swansea, we faced up against Jonjo Shelvey(2nd Most created chances in the league this season ), Cabaye(Cabaye lol) and the (Yaya toure/Silva/Aguero). We've also played 2 of our last 4 games with 10 men. So it's not as bad as it actually looks.
We've conceded 23 chances from the right flank(Highest in the league so far) so Yes Ivanovic has to go. But we've also conceded 17 chances from central areas(the 5th worst in the league). We also recorded the joint highest number of defensive errors in the league.
There is already a replacement ready for Iva, so thats a minor problem. That Midfield though is a big big big problem. And in my opinion is the main reason for our loss of form, and not because anybody has been played into the ground.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 3:04pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Chei no Montero?
What kind of weekend is this tori Olurun? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 2:02pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
codedguy1: We all know your wish is for us to lose so that you can parry here today! God no go let am happen. As if if he plays Valencia in front of Darmian and we lose you will not come here to dance kokoma.
Why you did not advise MoanrinHoe to play worlds best snail player Mikel to play in front of Ivanovic. To slow things down before he was thoroughly gangraped yesterday is surprising.
Leave LvG and Darmian alone with your yeye advise abeg! I actually meant that Valencia should play instead of Darmian. The rest of your post is an exercise in misplaced aggression. I clearly am in no position to advise LVG, and lack the medium to do so even if I wanted to. You need a reality check if a simple opinion is causing you heart palpitations. Go and sit down in a dark room, face the wall, and re-evaluate your life's choices *goes back to coating bald spot on my scalp with black shoe polish* |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 1:17pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Pataki and Funlord are boring my soul.
Keep it short and sweet or keep quiet.
I can't be arsed to textbook sized entries in the name of banter.
Meanwhile, I hope LVG has invested in Aboniki for Darmian. The boy already has a couple of MTNs in the league from just 3 games. I'm actually expecting a red today. If LVG is clever, he would play Valencia, but that's none of my business.
I will be on DJ duties all night if you guys take the L today. My playlist is on blast too! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 10:01am On Aug 30, 2015 |
sinizia:
  
*shots fired* Mr Officer, sincerely that was an accidental discharge. I thought the man made some posts by virtue of being a strongman. I didn't realise he was chasing ambitions of being a reggae singer. Well at least now I know |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 9:36am On Aug 30, 2015 |
StarBoard: This garrulous millipede doesn't even know who I am yet he is talking about me.
Everybody knew buju as a noisemaker in the TV rooms in faj and awo halls. Raumdeuter knows.
When you come round the assertion that Saha chased Ruud van Nistelrooy out of United then maybe I can relate with you because that your opakitude is still rearing its head in your miserable life but I can understand that secondary school kids are still on vacation and there is no lesson to teach hence the nonsense you are regurgitating here. Buju? As in Buju Banton? Was that his Nickname in school? That makes sense now, I thought all his Patois was confra related before. Now I realise Nyabinghi is just a poor man's Ras Kimono |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 8:23pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
coogar: when i said even a goat knows chelsea defence allows more entry than the thighs of an edo whöre......they thought i was exaggerating. 9 goals conceded in 4 league games and nihilist was laughing at romero. we have now seen that courtois and begovic cannot even clean romero's boots.
perhaps roman would sack jose again like he did in 2007...... Oga park well jare. Why won't romero keep clean sheet when the useless opposition can't even test the keeper? Newcastle vs Manyoo for example, Newcastle did not have a single shot on target, and Romero did not have to make a single save. I also think that Fellaini is a better keeper than Cortouis since his team kept a clean sheet he didn't really contribute to. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 8:19pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 4:23pm On Aug 29, 2015 |
Mehn City no get chill at all.
Silva is in the form of his life. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 2:47am On Aug 29, 2015 |
Oscar scored in the only game he has played for us so far sha.
And he is clearly better than Fabregas in the hole. |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 11:08pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
Tval: I just saw one of the two goals Barnsley scored against Everton. John Stones intentionally jumped over the ball.
https://vine.co/v/ejjqmqrTnhT Well Stones was signed from Barnsley so maybe he was doing a sneaky favour? I keep saying it, if we buy this guy for more than 5 million we dey fool ourselves. Alexis Sanchez cost 32 million |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 11:05pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
JayKayMaybachz: Where are you coming from? You must have eaten a soured meal.. .. You just dhey fuel wahala
You need Christ bro
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 11:02pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
ElFenomeno1: That selfie will impregnate your bitch without penetration.... and that is not even Elf.
It is funny how you put up so much crap together in words, yet you can't pass urine out naturally.
Looks on niggas means a lot to you that is why you place so much emphasis on it, don't toe the line of self destruction that winded you at the clinic after you got disembowelled by several janks in the seediest section of Soho!
Tell the forum why you have a beads round your waist.. will ya?
You look like your mum getting duck taped and but traped in the jungles of Borneo.
Bang on basta..rds like you like we do African drums.
If a crackhead saw you, he'd smoke you like philly blunts and stay a crack head till fade. Damn bro....you should enter the studio with those bars. tVal can we get an instrumental for this man please? They said he should yab, the man went and wrote a diss record |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 10:59pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 10:58pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
Kolade354: Now Dadehmola will praise Rooney with the Filty hands they used to criticise him on this same thread.........Plastic fan everywhere!!! Hmm... Shots fired? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 10:53pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
ElFenomeno1: If anything gets spot on, must be as a result of the e-bullets that sprays you from where I am chilling! No beef for you... you are a bloody paperweight vegeterian whose baptism was made possible inside belmarsh with a shower of cu...m from an assortment of but..tpirates The crap that oozes out of your fat gob is what is keeping your mother alive.... You should have been aborted in that gold circle condom but unfortunately the drongo who was meant to pull out let it slip deep inside the wide ways of the female who carried you for 9 months! Fu...cking web footed raasclart! The hits that will put you to sleep like Benadryl are getting unleashed slowly.... get off that website and lay your sh*t down. Web footed rasclaart? Kilo n je be? Elfenomino come on brah. Your fans deserve better than this. Can't you hear them shouting your name? |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 10:48pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
If a crackhead saw you, he will want to go on a diet.
Dammit.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 10:45pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
dopeJemi: You've got it no doubt but the Insults to parents is a big No No man, It makes it seem like you ain't no more weapons in your arsenal hence the stone throwing which is cheap
C'mon bro, You've got it, I've seen you spill some of the illest lines/words/jibes on here... go at him  Will you gerrahia No DQ for this fight. All weapons allowed |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 10:40pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
funlord:

Lmfao! "I HAVE BEEN WATCHING YOU"! Do you know how gay that just made you sound? So I was spot on in my assessment of you after all! So have you been watching my butt cheeks or my balls? You sperm guzzling pederast! Your foolish pride shall be your downfall today! Look at this "glorified chibok boy that was birthed by the foulest of mgbekes east of the river niger feeling fly"! You want beef but unfortunately you still have baby gorilla teeth in your stank gob! I've got regrets that would surely last longer than you _bitch! Shouldn't you be in kitchen making a snack for your boyfriend instead of burning his mb with your idiocy by the way! Abrasive he-goat! Damn...The babalawo in elfonemeno's village must have felt this one at the family shrine. I'm sure all the calabashes must be broken by now. The ancestors will not be happy with this. Elfenomeno1 what you gonna say to this brah. |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 10:18pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
Oboy dem don bust bottle open person head for here...
However I trust jiggy...hes a certified killah |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 10:03pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
funlord:

Men! Shut the _fuck up you strange looking ogre! You look like something god created on one of his off days! Deal with it! I look forward to your best shots! You will learn like the rest of your "old geriatric ape clan" members on NL that this particular newbie is to be feared! Now concentrate on explaining your SELFIE! Lol You mean he was created during lunch break? Cheiiii |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by Nihilist: 9:42pm On Aug 26, 2015 |
Pataki: At your current age, I was not a nuisance on the internet. I have made two shekpe fans to deactivate their monikers and register with new monikers on this board in times past.
Don't make me your source of sorrow and misery on this board. I am not nice!  Hmm... Pataki toh ki. We must see blood tonight |