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Pedrito my guy.

Why morata just dey fall upandan.

Youre ny captaun ffs. Stick the ting in the top bin jare

See wetin morata miss ffs

Keeper no even move.

Drinkwater bad guy.

Conte shouting Morata in the middle, in the middle

Sounded like an Anambra man.

Airmark and lordfalcao

My internet no dey work. Who just scored for us?

Sharp sharp hotel

Hazard rested for the Arsenal game.

Nice one. This Stoke game is a relatively easy game on paper, no need to risk our best player.

Griffon:
I have been sick man. Down with bacteria infection.

Get well soon fam

Griffon:
Have been on Ceftrazone shots, there are even more to come.

I see needles in my dreams.

My guy i hope you're well....

Which levels na?

funlord:
Those your terminator and Roberto pictures drove me to do this. Now this is my homie jide bankole a former omo eko who now lives in your neck of the woods..we were in the same house in boarding school, dated the same group of honeys and our crew all had our beds next to each other in a section of the hostel we created known as the red corner. This dude used to do 100 press ups every morning before hitting the showers back then and he now does stuff like this for a living!

Can this physique be gotten au naturel or do you think there is some prof x sorcery at work here? Me and am don argue tire...

I dont think you can be a professional body builder and not be on the juice.

Only difference is that man always wore big shorts.

See leg ffs.

SIRcumalot:
aguero has huge thighs muscle. it is one of the first thing you notice about the dude.
ask google for player with huge thigh muscle, if e no too weird.

If you ever saw roberto carlos kick a ball, you wouldnt even be mentioning Aguero here.

Eden Hazard also has huge thighs relative to his size.

Roberto Carlos had 26 inch thighs bro and hes a brazilian midget.

Arnold scharzwenegger in his prime as 6 foot 2 professional body builder had 28.5 inch.

For context, the legs you can see in this pic is only slighlly bigger than roberto carlos's.

Maybe you never saw carlos thighs before. Aguero has relative toothpick legs.

raumdeuter:
elampiro nihilist afrodoc2 capitalcee eph12

Read this

There is a flaw in Jose Mourinho’s argument that the difference between Manchester United and Manchester City is money.

If Pep Guardiola was in charge of the United squad I believe they would win the title.

Rewind to the start of this season and assess the head-to-head qualities of the United and City squads. Player-for-player, which would you argue was superior?

Was Ederson considered better than David De Gea? Were City’s centre-backs Nicolas Otamendi and John Stones preferable to Eric Bailly and Phil Jones? Did United fans want Fernandinho or Nemanja Matic?

United broke the world transfer record to sign Paul Pogba, and then made Romelu Lukaku the most expensive Premier League player of last summer. Which English clubs made bigger statements of intent?

How many United or England fans would have swapped Marcus Rashford for Raheem Sterling a year ago? And when Anthony Martial first arrived from Monaco, was his reputation greater than that of Leroy Sane when he joined City?

Although he was signed before Mourinho’s appointment, Luke Shaw was a £30 million full-back – more expensive than City striker Gabriel Jesus. The United manager’s complaints about the value of the squads do not add up.

We can go on throughout the respective lists. Where Mourinho sees players unable to execute his tactical blueprint, I believe Guardiola would have taken a different approach with a squad Mourinho believes needs reinforcing.

Even now, it is the United squad that has the most expensive ‘superstars’ – or certainly those with the greater reputation when they joined the club. Henrikh Mkhitaryan, Pogba and Lukaku delivered elsewhere prior to moving to Old Trafford. Have they improved under Mourinho? That is the troubling question for the United manager. It is starting to sound like he has no patience or will to make what he has better.

City are ahead this season because Guardiola has developed players rather than expected ready-made talent to instantly deliver. Mourinho has increasingly come to rely on more experienced, established performers. If you want to evolve a club or a team, you don’t call Mourinho. He is a coach who navigates his way to silverware with teams that have the raw materials – something he has already achieved at United with two trophies in his first season. His reputation as a world-class coach is based on his ability to find a way to win. His legacy will be elevated if he returns to what made him so outstanding during his first spell at Chelsea when guiding players such as John Terry, Frank Lampard – who he inherited and made better - and Didier Drogba who he signed and made world-class after an indifferent first season at Stamford Bridge.

If Mourinho was coaching the Manchester City side they would not be playing the style of football we are seeing today. If there is a symbol of that look no further than Kevin De Bruyne, a player Mourinho coached at Chelsea but then sold.


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/12/29/jose-mourinho-sounds-like-broken-record-pep-guardiola-man/

This was exactly the same position I have

I personally believe that Mourinho might have lost his touch. I suspect that this job might be his penultimate big job in club football.

I used to disagree a lot with nateevs when he used to disparage the man, because when you look at his history, you will find record breaking attacking football in his catalogue.

Jose wouls usually play expansive football up to a point, bookended by games of mors pragmatic football.

Today as i was driving, i heard on radio that mourinho was worried that Lukaku has been working out too much in the gym and has put on a fair bit of muscle...which may have led to him losing some pace.

Sometime during the last decade, the pace of the game has changed a lot. The big bruisers of the yesteryear are gone. You cant see anybody with roberto carlos type of thighs anymore. You cant see defenders that look like micah richards or oguchi onyewu anymore.

The players have shed that muscle and become lighter, faster...even shorter.

.The physique has changed greatly and many of these footballers could very easily be long distance runners. Kante and Firmino easily come to mind. If you look at Leroy sane's body shape too, the guy literally moves like a ballet dancer. I remember watching him doing his stretches and warm up at Wembley last season ahead of the FA cup semifinal and the guy literally moved like a cat.

Mourinho traditionally has always trusted in big strong burly lads. From Drogba to Essien to Matic and Lukaku, powerful men have always been central to his game plan.

This season alone, i read somewhere that Jose already has the tallest squad in the league.

Well what if, a game plan that is so dependent on height, mass and power cannot compete with opponents who are smaller, faster, more agile and boast more stamina?

What if the same bus tactics that used to work so well is failing because top level opponebts can simply run rings around Mourinhos giants?

What if the likes of Lukaku are really piling on the muscle and now struggling to cover distance quickly?

I dont know the answers to these questions...plus im high as fück!

lalaboi:
Oh Wow.

We are now back to the the defensive formation excuse for hazard. its like a cycle that we have to listen to over and over again.

When we won the league under conte and he was free off defensive duties and he performed well enough to score 16 league goals we all enjoyed it with the same defensive minded players but its a issue this season?

We have alternated between 343 and 352 this season and people still think there is a huge difference when its just one of the attackers tucking in midfield when we don't have the ball and 2 midfielders doing box to box duties supporting attach and defence.

They want us to believe it is laborious playing in a front 2 but want Morata to score every chance he gets while hazard can go 5 games without goals and assist. Ori gbogbo yin ti yi danu.

Omo this is a ' To whom it may concern mail'

Oya if you feel this machine gun spray is aimed in your direction, make una come dey pick your individual bullets one by one o.

Gwarn baby...

tesppidd:
nihilist

you didn't come around on 23rd december. why na?



like laPULGA said; your use of the words "currently" and "official" is suspect.



are you not sure of the actual GOAT?

Until theres an official GOAT award by FIFA or UEFA, that title is subjective and open to interpretation. In Brazil they believe the GOAT is Pele, in Argentina they believe the GOAT is Maradona...while Maradona himself believes the GOAT is Ororo.

So im not interested in a title that has no official status.

Can you provide me with the information i require though? I.e. the current reigning official WPOTY? Is it Messi? I cant remember...

sanchez is a bastard

diggz:
I won't even mind him and mahrez for pedro and willain right now

yup

see vexing shot

if we dont sign this zaha kid, we've missed a trick

diggz:
Goalllll.....Zaha created and townsend finished.... beautiful goal

excellent finish

Creatrixity:
Copped Cyhi's album. Had that shiit on repeat for my whole day yesterday. Pusha and Cyhi on a track gives a pretty orgasmic feel.

The ambience of the drug dealer dichotomy in three pulsating minutes. Great track.

That album is the truth.

Solid production, and great bars.

Big things due for CyHi next year

Hint: its not Messi.

Who is currently the official WPOTY?

Dope tune.

cedaraustine:
First off, you are Male right? I used to know one BlueDiva

I've always said Liverpool will get Top Four. Spurs are slippin' and Arsenal remain Arsenal. I expect Klopp and the boys to wrestle the fourth place.

I still don't know who will get second place, any of Chelsea and United.

If Arsenal got to Europa again, and it now seems like a pattern, what then will justify Arsene Wenger's continued stay?

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I want Klopp to get a keeper and a striker. Firmino can't do this alone. Though they have relatively high scoring wingers, I still wish for the Suarez kind of striker. How that will happen I don't know.

Spurs are only a point behind Liverpool, and if Arsenal win against Palace today, they too will only be 1 point behind Liverpool.

Pool have arguably the worst defence of the trio so anything can happen.

lordfalcao:
in igbo language a word can mean different thing to different igbo state.

Then there is what igbo scholars call "igbo izugbe" which means the general way igbo is been speaked or pronounced for all igbo's to understand.

Now when I said "onye awogburu ka agbara" I meant " he who was deceived is he who lost" . I can say "nihilist agbara'm gi" which when translated to English can mean "Nihilist you lost to me" or nihilist I won you".

Any other thing agbara means depend on Wat part of igbo you're coming from.

Wow.
Nice one bro.

mikeywise:
Yes Agbara also means spirit, it is one word that has atleast 2 meanings.

Thanks bro.

Cc Diggz