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raumdeuter:
So where does Mahrez play in Liverpool, his best position is where Sallah likes to play Right wing

Mahrez also plays at 10.

Besides Klopp has played 4222 in some games this season with Salah joining firmino up top, mahrez can enter right wing there too.

Wow Alex tettey still dey Norwich.

Na wa o.

raumdeuter:
Imagine, Hazard a miserable failure in Chelsea, they are now looking for a way to escape to Madrid because Chelsea is useless or because Hazard is useless

That way Hazard can leech on other peoples work, why cant Hazard be the one doing the work instead of hoping to profit from other players sweat

He has been actively begging Madrid for several moons, even his father that should be on retirement, Hazard went to tell the man to join his beggi beggi. Madrid Beggars Association (MBA)

The way its going, Hidden will pay his own transfer fee and pack his lugggage to Madrid before he finds out that he just joined Madrid Castilla

Thunder will fire you. You cant escape it.

pkasso:
Una don start again, na wetin dey tire me be this. Just look at the poor pass from Caballero. But nothing surprises me again, it's David Luiz, the perfect scapegoat for everything that goes wrong at Chelsea.

Im not scapegoating - just saying as i see it


And what i was seeing at the time was the BT sport montage of David Luiz's numerous errors during the 1st half.

See this musonda wey never arrive but don alread go dye him apari.

Im still shocked we bought batshuayi for 33m

Chai willian deserved a goal there

David luiz don bring all his errors back into the team.

CapitalCee:
Hazard did not win PFA multiple times. players like Vardy finished top 10 on one occasion, you can have a freak season where such can happen. I don't think hazard have finished in the top 10 more than once.

He was won PFA POTY and PFA young POTY. He's also been in multiple PFA teams of the season


Finished in Balon D'or top 10 once, and only last month was voted the 19th best player in the world.

Meanwhile, We're not even sure if Jesse is even the best Lingard.

Troll if you must, but when you utter the phrase 'Jokes Aside' and then make a statement that is so far divorced from reality, we may have to call 911 for you.

CapitalCee:
He might be better for some People, but joke apart, he is Not SEVERAL levels better than Lingard. can you name the levels in which Hazard betters him? name A player hazard is better than, that's better than another player who is better than Lingard. that's just 2 level. Hyperbole is your words I must say.

If you honestly believe that a multiple PFA player of the year and Balon D'or top 10 finisher like Hazard is not several levels better than Lingard, then I fear for the state of your mental health...

Make una calm down Nihilist is only 23 points away from 1st place.

Given the state of my team, and the fact this wasa double gameweek, thats a freaking result.

3 straight weeks where i couldnt even field up to 9 men. Mental.

Lmao i can't even deal

This tune is so hard.

funlord:
Nihilist your man's thinks this about www.football365.com?

Daniel Storey flopped there, but it's still arguably the best footy site in this part of the world

See Lacazette looking at Morata like "where is this fool going? We all know he wont score"

lezz:
first off, I hope you know the unholy grounds you just stepped on; Pussyville. If you found me here by utilising NL local search, I implore you to look at the title of this thread, Pastor Postmann. This isn't sport section, here's where tales of pricks separating wet pussy lips are told in clear narratives.

Except for comic relief and slight boredom, we don't discourse anything else except pricks effortlessly disappearing into pussies.

So Mr. Morata, kindly dis-miss D

See as Morata don turn punchline ffs.

funlord:
"Morata's finishing was utterly disappointing. His performance started with a one on one miss, the spaniard never comfortable as he bore down on goal and shanked his shot well wide of cechs left hand post. Yet Morata's build up play was also poor, with passes going astray and possession lost through sluggishness. Morata has only been superb in the air this season particularly when crosses are supplied by Cesar azpilicueta. But it has almost reached the stage when stopping azpilicueta moving forward with the ball stops morata from scoring. It's now only 2 league goals since September for the £60 million man!"



www.football365.com


Hmmm....so much for otunba 1st touch. More like 1st smooch these days....

Muthafucka!

raumdeuter:
Morata 10 league goals no penalty
Aguero 13 league goals 3 penalties
Jesus 8 league goals
Lacazette 8 league goals
Lukaku 10 league goals no penalties
Firmino 9 league goals

I know you cannot think, but I have broken it down in layman terms

Minus Kane, these are the top strikers for other EPL top sides. Show me how many are doing far better than Morata

The 3 goals that Morata missed today shows why hes not allowed to take penalties.

The last time he took a pen for us, he missed and his wife almost kicked him out of the house.

Two of the chances he missed today were even easier than penalties sef.

At least Morata is keeping pace with them Aguero and Gabriel Jesus...that's what they said that time

Morata 12 goals in all comps
Jesus 11
Aguero 17


Morata has now played at least 110 more minutes than both of them

Ibime:
No need for long story.

Conte interview yesterday, he reaffirmed that he has no power over transfers.

2012/13 which are the years I had problem with Emenalo, he had all the power.

But Emenalo was not Chelsea TD yesterday and we don't have a TD today...

So if Conte is not the one signing players....who is?

Oh wait...

Ibime:
we should blame Marina, a lady from USA who has never kicked a football in her life. Does Marina scout and recommend players?
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Ibime:
Chelsea board is whoever Roman empowers. Then it was Emenalo. Emenalo is not here anymore so why should I refer to a ghost.

But Emenalo was never a board member. Also Emenalo has now left.

So why are you speaking in present tense about Emenalo who is no longer at the club?

You mean Emenalo aka Board will prevent Conte from signing his player all the way from Monaco? What a magical man...

Nihilist:
Who is 'Chelsea Board' now?

Ibime go do like say he no see this question now

That year na abuse he use finish my life when we said Emenalo was not to blame for transfers...

Now I dey hear Chelsea Board.

Na wa o.

Ibime:
In Chelsea, any manager that gets the player they recommended must make that player work otherwise Board will not allow him make a signing again. To get a signing out of Chelsea board is like drawing blood from a stone. Contes reputation in that power struggle literally relies on making Baka work.

Who is 'Chelsea Board' now?

I said it since that Zappacosta is the best 2 in the whole wide world.

Alonso!!!!

68 mins
Arsenal 1-1 Chelsea

Another bad miss from Alvaro Morata. It is not as bad as the one in the first half when he was through on goal, but it is another one you would expect him to score.

Morata gets the wrong side of Rob Holding, but the Englishman maintains pressure on Morata and the attempted dink over the keeper goes just off target.

Antonio Conte is furious. Absolutely furious. He collapses to the floor and bangs the floor in frustration. That's what this game means.


LMAO

eph12:
More useless than bag of beans?

Nihilist must hear this

Bakayoko can at most be the second most useless player in the world.
Nobody can be more useless than the great big bag of leguminous matter

Not much love for Alvaro Morata after that missed one-on-one chance.

John Southworth: Morata is fantastic in the air but he needs to work on his shooting. Missed a few sitters this year.

LifaNati: Morata might be the best at heading the ball but he's been awful with his feet.

Jared Maobe: Chelsea let's appreciate the fact that we do not have a striker. Even at his worse, Torres could have scored what Morata missed there.

I never commot office i dey work dey read this kain thing

14 mins
WHAT A MISS
Arsenal 0-0 Chelsea

How has Alvaro Morata not made it 1-0 to Chelsea?

He is released straight through the middle of a non-existent Arsenal defence and he is through on goal with only Petr Cech to beat. Morata shoots from the edge of the penalty area, but makes a complete mess of it, screwing his shot well wide when he should have scored.

raumdeuter:
This 5 days of inebriation is extreme. So Madrid won the CL we are going to say the contribution of Ronaldo is equal to that of Nacho because Nacho carried out his duties well.

Your consumption of Sapele water na why delta people disown you

But as long as you did your job, you have bossed a final

timbros:
Is bossing a final now more important than winning the final?

raumdeuter:
Bossing it is you doing your job. You can win without doing your job. Terry has a CL trophy despite being totally useless to the team when they needed him most
Maldini and Boateng bossed the final and Maldini not winning it was because his teammates cannot score penalties after he had done his own part by keeping clean sheet for 120min