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Obiorathesubtle is standing outside waiting for rain to fall, so that he has a plausible excuse to explain why his clothes are so wet...

.the rain is refusing to fall tonight, and obiorathesubtle us now wondering how he can explain crying half his body weight in fluids to his girlfriend.

Vivalabyke is desperate.

He had been sending increasingly frantic messages to Donald Trumps Twitter DM to try and convince the man to bomb the venue for tonight's awards.

Trump instead sent guys to arrest him and dump him in Guantanamo bay.

He is there right now, sharing a cell with Osama Bin Laden's younger brother, and another guy who tried to suicide bomb a barbing saloon using 4-sound knockout banger.

Vivalabyke is weeping...

Homesteady is surprisingly not at home today.

He paid a bus fare from Marina to Surulere...yet the BRT bus is now back at the depot in Ojota. The driver has gone home and locked the doors.

Homesteady is still sat at the back of the bus...crying..

Ddippset is in his car right now looking for Olosho to pick up.

When they get to the hotel room, he's going to pay her just to hug him as he weeps all night...

jstbeinhonest:
Messi better be triggered!

I hope he doesn't take this statement literally, before he locks himself in a dark room with his grandfather's dane gun

PianoWizard:
MessI best player 2018

Your tears taste like Parle Soda

homesteady:
Johnpaul88 is no more, he is now Jpmoriarti.

BY this time next year, I'd be returning the favor! Just watch and see.

Next year is a world cup year so Messi can't be in the conversation.

I hope Neymar takes the gong next

PianoWizard:
we don do

respect yaself go Madrid thread.

Your tears are delicious boy...

pamcode:
Lol Dayo and his slipperiness. I salute him. #TheBest.

Dayo is no longer the undisputed champ at being slippery.

Diggz nice bruv. The only one you missed was Chase and Status - Wagwarn

Dedicated to vivalabyke dippset homestead johnpaul88 obiorathebully and his cousin the subtle, and all barkabots out there.

This one burns like an untreatable gono

Griffon:
I won't be surprised if Nihilist don collect the 1k airtime wey dey promise we the upcoming rappers. Buhari's administration dey run corruption from Aso Rock to England

I'm not a judge.

N.a. raumdeuter airmark and afrodoc2 dey judge.

If you see man holding the best award
Blacked out suit and leaning back
See man holding the best award
Look like a balla, P's and dat
I do kick ball, dont I look like a balla?
See man holding the best award
Who told you I move like tax dodgers?
See man holding the best award

We need more awards in here...

We need more awards in here..

There's too many flops too many many flops
too many flops too many many flops
too many flops too many many flops
too many flops too many many flops

Won the award, time to sort the punanï
Your Chicks looking at me like "Talk to me Ronny" (Jheeze)
She keeps Hollering at man
Winking, smiling and wanna attack man
I think your wife is loving my Black Gang
Marcelos birthday suit same colour as Batman's

Your boys try to disrespect me(Viva)
When they're online especially(LaByke)
But everything cool when they check me(Viva)
Because I'm so cool and deadly(LaByke)
See, I had to realize slowly(Viva)
That nobody actually knows me(LaByke)
Yeah, man, I've got fifteen different iPhones
But I am so not phony...

Odunharry:
Congrats Ronaldo..

Nihilist your boy do am again.

Yes o.

I'll approach man like what's good?

Wha gwarn?

What's good?

Wha gwarn?

Yo

Tell me why you're looking at me and my dargs
Tell me why you're looking at me and my dargs

LoRdCaT:
Magic is the backbone that holds us united
Bakayoko be misplacing passes leaving fans disgruntled
Now while we might not know what the future will bring
Presently bakayoko is a slave to our bag of beans.

Not bad for a catfish, but this aint an aquarium bro

lordfalcao:
Nihilist which 1k are you talking about?

Funlord offered to give 1k credit to a Chelsea fan of my choosing.

So I put it as a competition

4 line rap saying why bakayoko is better than Matic or Vice versa.

Judges pick the winner.


Closes by 9pm

LoRdCaT:
Is it still up for grabs?

This competition is for humans not catfish

pamcode:
Tiemoue he is the midfield thug
He mows all in his path like it a tug of war
And he bags in the goals and assists
Like it bags of beans.


I hope it not too wack sha I have never rapped or thought of composing a rap.

You're currently in the lead bro.

By 9pm you could have extra credit to ring up your friend with benefits

raumdeuter:
Which striker sees chances and doesnt waste them? Statistically strikers score less than 30% of chances they see.

30% of 100 is not the same as 30% of 10.

What's the volume of chances Benz is seeing? He should be seeing close to double the chances at most other clubs

If he sees more chances than the average striker and still hasn't scored up to 20 league goals in almost 6 years, then there's a problem.

raumdeuter:
Did you see the chances Harry Kane missed vs Madrid in that same game?
Did you see the chance Cavani missed yesterday

Benzema average position isnt the same for other strikers that do not play with Ronaldo and it will affect his production

Benzema is seeing chances and wasting them. That has nothing to do with Ronaldo.


You may argue that Ronaldo limits his chances, but what does he do with the chances he gets?

So saying benzema will start scoring when Ororo goes...na lie

diggz:
If no be pounds or dolapo I no do

You get plenty credit then.

1k credit still up for Grabs courtesy of Funlord industries...

raumdeuter:
Football is about making the best decision that will enhance your chances of winning. Making Ronaldo happy and scoring is what will make madrid win then everyone has to play to Ronaldos strenght

Benzema is the striker that makes the best player in the world shine. So why would you have the best player in the world and want one striker to be dulling him

I will say take out Ronaldo out of Madrid and Benzema resumes scoring.

Na lie.

Benzema isn't called a crap striker because he's not getting chances.

Did you see his misses versus Spurs? Was it Ronaldo's runs that caused That?

Skimpledawg:
4 line rap?

4 lines is more than enough.

The money small na. Just 1k credit. I can't start demanding Grammy award winning rap..

funlord:
I approve this message! We go soon put embargo on top some punters skulls...so far the only creditable blue punter in our x files has proven to be nihilist! In fact for having such a high standing in the eyes of professor x....we shall donate N1000 subscription free of charge and on any network to any member of his choice right now...the person must also be his fellow gin drinker and no other clubs fan!

Omo can we hold a contest for this prize?

I nominate a judging board comprised of Raumdeuter, Afrodoc2 and Airmark.

The competition is simple:

Write a 4 line rap explaining why Bakayoko is better than Matic or Vice Versa

The entry judged to be the wittiest wins the 1k credit.

Entry open to Chelsea supporting accounts with at least 200 post history.

Completion closes 9pm Nigerian time.

Hay God.

Chai. Look at God.

I need to call a video producer and sound editor if I win this bet, because we may need to shoot a music video.

diggz:
Matic moved from your small club to the biggest club in your league and arguably one of the biggest in the world...

So did Linjollof

diggz:
Paulinhos move is an abnormally as far as football deals is concerned bros...abi how many paulinhos can you point us to?

Ramirez himself, is about to become a Paulinho if his agent is to be believed

Three of the top 10 clubs in the world have moved in a formal way, but I can’t say more than that.’

‘Interest is one thing, formalising it is another. Ramires wouldn’t come cheap, he’s an important player for [Fabio] Capello.’

‘For a deal to get over the line there has to be agreement between all parties. There’s still a bit of time until the January transfer window, but it’s logical there are already contacts.’

diggz:
Ramirez won us champions league and was instrumental in us making the final of the same ucl we won but at no time was he as poor as amateur babayoko. The last time I checked dude is playing in Chinese league.

Yoko will surely get what is coming his way,no be swear...maybe he will end up in naijas local league at the rate he is going or Indian league were farmers like him play soccer,time will sort things out.

Paulinho moved from Chinese league to Barcelona bruv.
No condition is permanent.

Plus Ramirez only weant to China to steal money, he could has gotten a club in Europe if he wanted....