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Griffon:
Igbo boys no get chills.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qO6zx_tQ9zU

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why them dey speak Igbo like Japanese though?

The 'ferguson na bia' bit just off me completely

Griffon:
Botswana or Seychelles?

Lukaku alone cost more than Sao Tome and Principe

They should build of statue of the man and his 24 inch thing right in the middle of the presidential courtyard

PietroRico:
Players IN:

Mohamed Salah – Roma – £36.9m
Dominic Solanke – Chelsea – Tribunal fee TBD
Andrew Robertson – Hull City – £8m
Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain – Arsenal – £35m

Spent: £79.9m + Tribunal TBD

£79.9m = >$100m

African budgets

Guinea Bissau = $129m
Soa Tome =$88m

What you saying?

Wow there's some really shitty African countries out there.

The difference between Klopp and Mourinho is that Mourinho spent more than that amount on just one player.

So I suppose what I should have said is Klopp hasn't spent the annual budget of multiple African countries in one transfer window...unlike Jose Mourinho

So of course the criticism has to be commensurate with expenditure.

PietroRico:
If at this stage you allow yourself to be swayed by journalists who range from being agenda driven to click hunters, then you have work to do.
United will always get more, mostly unwarranted scrutiny because the club is a massive one.
Klopp, for example has won 2 games in 8 or 9, have conceded x4 of our league goals, scoring less than us... But Mourinho gets more stick.
One nil nil draw away to a rival, after a string of 4 nil wins and he was anti football.

Then you have the other 'fans' who are desperately waiting for something negative to fan the dislike flames already inherent, that that just will not die out.
You can question your manager without needing to launch scathing attacks.
That is why people will continue to question if you are 'true fans' or not.. Lol

Last last, everything go dey alright.

Klopp hasn't spent the annual budget of an African country in transfer fees though. Just saying.

joeace2020:
If it's Mourinho all these two-faced mofugs will be scrambling over themselves to criticize him. A team of superstars earning 150k+ per week should be scoring with an orange but baldy probably wants to buy his own personal ball for matches as well.

But he won the game though...so what's your point?

KingTom:
We can't all be architects sir, I am but a bricklayer.

I'm happy for you bro, but I do not require the services of a bricklayer at this current time.

Au revoir

KingTom:
Romero >>>> DDG who is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (miles) Tortoise.

Romero shits on courtois.

In your layman opinion maybe.

I trust the opinion of FIFA though, so apologies for discarding your opinion to the bin.

Kind regards.

DDG + Linjollof plays vs Huddersfield - concedes 2 goals

Romero + Linjollof plays vs Swansea - Cleansheet

Hmmm...so that's why he didn't make The Best top 10

Linjollof is a disgrace

Dem dey even fear to hail their goal sef

Useless club

elrony:

Mr Elrony.

We've been expecting you...

Linjollof again

Unlimited22:
Igbo is not catfish

I don't speak igbo either so I assumed he was speaking his marine language

LoRdCaT:
Oga se ba puor

I don't speak catfish bro

I see that De Gea has been dropped for the Swansea game. After chopping two from Huddersfield and not getting any votes for the best awards, Jose has dropped the bang average goalie.

Jose would never have dropped Courtois in such a crucial game....

Griffon:

Can you do me a favor and I send this in bricks?

Brick squad!

Griffon Escobar.

raumdeuter:
Shebi you are summing it together?

So Pamcode 3 Griffon 1

Now sum it together. Griffon if you win shey you go send N50 credit to pamcode

Griffon wins.

Cc Funlord

Current scores

Griffon 4 Pamcode 1

The title hangs in the balance as Raumdeuter can force a draw.


Who's it gonna be...

The suspense is killing me...

See Kante at number 9. Herrera should be number 5 or 6 I think

www.nairaland.com/attachments/6106306_image_jpeg9f360c5ab7736510df54c882e9dbf188

LoRdCaT:
Why Na.. this is unjust. I am a human not a catfish.. jejely give me my price

You were masquerading as a female last week....

JayKayMaybachz:
Tell the truth

De Gea and Courtois, who'll you choose to man your goal post?

My opinion as a layman holds no weight compared to the professionals at FIFA

You cannot pick the opinion of a bricklayer over that of an architect.

I stand with FIFA bro, and so should you...

Seems like it's between Griffon and Pamcode o

Airmark please assign points to the two contenders. Minimum 1pt Max 3pts

raumdeuter and afrodoc2 please come and vote sharply, let these men have credit in time to bell their Oloshos after tonight's matches...

airmark:
Lordcat Nihilist, decide on this guy. I don't see him as a chelsea fan.

Lordcat is a Manyoo fan.

He also happens to be a Catfish.

He should be disqualified....

JayKayMaybachz:
Even you dhey follow tok like this?

Idonbelieveit

I stand with FIFA bro...

I always knew DDG was an average keeper.

Thank You FIFA for announcing it to the world

Mcleo007:
Lol.. These days, the concept of "The Best Player" in the world has been watered down to nothingness. Its so easy to be one these days. Just do a Ronaldo;

Why is nobody else able to do a Ronaldo then?

Griffon:
With one goal every 60.57 minutes, Batshuayi is the most deadly striker in Premier League history.

That's how silly stats can look

There's nothing silly about that stat. It only looks confusing when the stat is missused.

The correct way to use stats like goal scoring rate is to compare strikers who have enjoyed a similar amount of gametime

So you will see a caveat like 'Among the strikers who have played xyz minutes, player A is the deadliest with one goal every 5 minutes)

Even Whoscored have a minimum number of games you have to play before they display your name on their main tables.

airmark:
Since ibime is an 'up barca' fan, based on his line, something is telling me he should be disqualified.

You're the judge but imo Ibime already went over the 4 line limit by a significant amount

afrodoc2:
Oh i be judge sef na him i dey contest? lol

Haha I mention your name as judge since na

All the entries from last night's 4 line challenge

Ibime:
Make Funlord and Nihilist consider my entry join. My people need Airtime.



For N1k?. . . I'm hailing Yoko pass the ManU man/
I shout "Up Baka!". . . . dem no know say I be Camp Nou fan/
Difference between beans and moin-moin . . .na packaging man/
but if Yoko face Manure. . . he'll "Tear Mou" tactical plans/ (Tiemou)
I'm willing to 'pedal lies'. . . to win N1k for Coke and Fanta/
Cos like 'Japanese motorcycle'. . . .I want use "Yoko hammer!'/

iamnlia:
Tiemoue and Matic na 2 bags of beans,

The issue is if you like the beans brown or white,

The two beans toh slow no sabi influence game,

But finally Ogbeni beans na beans.

Griffon:
Wasteman Yoko be sauntering against Doucoure/ tell him to drop my 14 and pack and go.
White alfa thinks picking up 14 will make him look like Thierry/nah he is just flopping like Pizzaro.
Hell no hell no, did we really pay 40milla for Nihilist's nigga/ fella must be rimming Emenalo
Diggz please don't stop me from wasting my rap lines on that ninny/I'm only doin' this for my 1k Glo

Segedinho:
Baka d slayer of airmak's dream
Breaking tru d midfield to d extreme
Destroying defenders like bag of beans
No wonder conte hold him with high esteem [/b]

pamcode:
[b]Tiemoue he is the midfield thug


[b] He mows all in his path like it a tug of war

And he bags in the goals and assists

Like it bags of beans.

LoRdCaT:
Magic is the backbone that holds us united
Bakayoko be misplacing passes leaving fans disgruntled
Now while we might not know what the future will bring
Presently bakayoko is a slave to our bag of beans.

Some of the entrants went over the 4 line limit. Some of the entrants are escaped Catfish from a nearby pond.

Judges Raumdeuter, Airmark, and Afrodoc2 please nominate your best 3, and each will be awarded points.

First - 3 points, 2nd - 2 points, and 3rd 1 point.

The nominee with the most amount of points win.

diggz:
@ Nihilist

When do you intend to declare the winner?

I'm just getting ready for work now. By 7.30 I should be on the train and will be able to use my laptop to collate all the entries into one post.

Dmcdad's girlfriend just asked him why he was crying inconsolably. He said it because he's missing his great grandfather


Dmcdad's great grandfather died 10 years before dmcdad was born...