₦airaland Forum

Fast hard or die tryin .

I kinda like this man's simplicity.

Kia rip : .

Bought a movie from a movie store exited to watch it and u put it inside the dvd and it says no disc .


Bought a ticket for a trip to London schedule for 5 am to 8:30am and u wakeup 9 am .


Carry babe go out for a night club expecting she go crash for ur houz cos it l8t only for ha to call a cabman .

Planning to go out with ur guyz Friday night, only for ur Dad to remind u of all night vigil in the church .

You call ur babe make she come spend weekend for ur houz from Friday to Sunday she gree, only for ha to call back Thursday morning to tell u ha cousins want ha to excort ha to wedding .

U enta public bus as d bus d move small small, u see one gala hawker u callam carry 2 give am 500 make him give u change him carryam run


Driving ur papa car without driving licence, u ran into vio oh boi sorry be ur name .

Were d pishure of d boi

Tears roll down my chick sighting the pix of this yung fresh dude .
Death they say is a no friends or does respect anyone.
Rip young blood.

evegran:
Op don't mind Nigerians.

I care deeply about stomachs. I have a flat stomach and I'm always showing it off.

Pishure or adonbilivit . Either u lyin . Cos i smell big fat tummy of u in my office.

misspicy:
1)Op why exactly should Nigerians care about flat stomach,with all the problems we facing,na flat stomach we go.start to worry about

2)with all d copy copy we don copy the western world sotey most of our cultures and traditions have been abolished,eg girls dressing half n.aked in d name of looking beautiful,you still want to add flat stomach syndrome?...is big stomach associated with fashion again

3)please I need you to enlighten me about the health issue associated to natural big stomachs,not d disease or illness caused big stomach.

gbegen

mencer:
If they were in the navy would they have come to the rescue?

They won't, them go sitdon for office d form Oga .

gatiano:
Don't mind Black people, it is not their/our fault, we have eyes, ears and brains but will never use it for their proper function. All we think about is the illusion money and "I'll billioniare one day syndrome".

If it were the european countries, cnn, bcc, skynews, even sport channel won't allow us rest, and you would see Black people woooowing-But if they are pinked skin.

Did u even read ur comment @ll.

Brave men they are.
Time for settlement,
They go be lyk if they no settle us well with plenty money or bye us new boats we no go gree .

Sowie ooo. U for shout to attract crowd who knows if the locally made pistol has bullet .
Intimidation and fear a times isn't helpful.

Pishure or adonbilivit .

By the time the gods come after him, make him no shout "why me" he can only getaway if the people that owns the shrine are no longer feeding it or they av abandoned it.

Noted! Nexxxxxxt.

How old do you think you are .

Very good.

Wish i had a good teacher like him. I work my ass as had as i can no one was impressed not even my teacher nor my parents. They only say to me work harder . Even after getting 6 A1 of some of my subject .

Life na turn by turn.
It's ur turn to shine .
Meself don beg 2baba for a selfie.
Now we de pup champaign for inside club .

Peace be unto them ijn Amen.

A times i wondered why people think killing each other could solve whatever transpired btw the villagers. Hope the curfew yield a tangible results, but for how long ?

@0p Pishure or adonbilivit.

I a times wondered what they benefits by killing one another, what are the motives, what are they fighting for . Hope the curfew yield a tangible results but for how long .

MzzTega:
I feel a choking air of pride around this guy.

Prefer his second.

I smell jealousy .

nairalandist:
I know people who are tall and muscular, yet they decide to beg for food because they believe it's easier.

I also know 2 guys who had stunted growth but overlooked it and tapped into their inner reserves. Osita Iheme is one of them. Today he is building a hotel

If you're a guy and all you can do is to ask "anything for the boys?" one day, you may be used for sacrifice. . .

#NOFOODFORLAZYMAN

Abeg te'hem jarri.

kamair237:
Bullshit!!!
And this will make it to front page abi

Seriously yawning!!!

I smell jealousy .

bunmioguns:
nice one


no be by height dem dey take do am


but wait a minute

when will this dude get married

Ages are numbers, when to get married ain't no achievement. Investment matters most before marriage .

God bless our gallant soldiers,

Lyoncrescent:
The accident investigation bureau will investigate the cause of the accident to check for negligence . Most accidents are often caused by either weather or human error. The AIB will also investigate the Nigerian Civil Aviation authority to see if it was culpable in its duties by checking if the Helicopter was airworthy amongst other things .

The point of all this is not to bring back the dead but to prevent a future occurrence and sanction those who may be found culpable at the end of the investigation

Noted!! Introvert.

Figures confusing, some say 12 now 10.
Which is correct.
Anyway rip to the dead.
Quick recovery to the injured ones.

INTROVERT:
Thank God.




i hope they have appeased the "gods" whilst conducting investigation with a view to ascertain the cause of the crash.

ascertaining the cause of the crash won't be necessary. What for

Pishure or adonbilivit .