kenzysmith:
it started like small holes but is now left with one and since then I have loss weight drastically I can't hear properly with my right ears I use to experience eye turning 2 yrs ago I feel sharp pain sometimes at my left rib region also I was a former chronic masturbator I quit a year ago .pls I ve gone to the hospital I did HIV,blood culture, hapitist all come out negative pls I need help don't kW what wrong

ever heard of Peyronie’s disease? That’s what you have. Your penis may have gone through some trauma and bruises as a result of chronic masturbation, thereby reducing its elasticity which makes it look smaller when erect... you can do some research on Peyronie’s disease, so you’d get more information on what to do to restore your dick back to normal

sammysneh:
Nice one DJ cuppy welcome to the best club in England...

best club in the world mate

Roon9:
Nice! Abba Kyari with his dogoyaro ladden system would likely scale through.... As for baba, well only the living can fall sick shar

I see what you did there

Aunty why are you advising her to stay single? she’s ready for marriage if the guy proposes, she just doesn’t want sex before marriage. It was stated in her write up that the guy wants to get married this year, though that may be a lie to get the coochie, but she obviously knows what she wants... Read and comprehend pls ?

Ladylite:


I know you may not take my advice but you should never have dated him in the first place.

Guys do not use their ear to hear FARGIN.... They will become anything just to claim the glory of disvirgining you.

Sister run and end it quickly. Any guy who is not ready to wait till wedding night should go to hell.

Sex is not a rehearsal for marriage.


You need to be comfortable being single. Singleness is not a disease and relationship is not the cure.


God has blessed you with beauty and brains. Protect it.

I feel you really do not know what you want.

Read relationship books, go for real relationship seminars and conferences where you can get mature successfully married female mentors that can help guide you to make better choices in future.

Men are hunters.... There is the okafors law that states that the guy that disvirgins you or gives you orgasms will always have future accesses to sleep with you even if you are married or not.

Pls be wise.

Gabriel Jesus abi Jesus Navas?

Mymynd4u:
..not new, I spoke with Jesus in yoruba and he is very fleunt in it.. I think Jesus is a yoruba man Cox he said grew up in abeokuta and finished school in ife before he was killed and betrayed in enugu for just 12 thousand naira by an Igbo man he trusted..





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Op if this is real then here’s what you should do, whenever you’re home alone with your wife’s friend, try to play with her, pretend as if you want more of her, then playfully tell her that you know she has told your wife about your sexcapade with her. Her reaction would tell you all you need to know. Thank me later

Overlordship:
Hello all, I got married to my wife 9 months ago and it has been a wonderful experience all through until her friend showed up two months ago. That was actually the first time I was meeting her as she wasn’t around for our wedding as she was doing her masters programme in South Africa. I knew she and my wife were closed as she was always talking about her best friend while we were courting.

She showed up at our house and I thought she came to visit and catch up with old times with my wife so I gladly welcome her. Later in the night, my wife told me she will be staying with us for sometimes while she gets a job. I was upset because we never discussed it before and I made my feeling known. Nevertheless, I had to give in since she said the friend also accommodated her in her room back at school for a session. So, I accepted her living with us and I felt it was only for a short time. We gave her the visitor’s room.

The first trouble started when I noticed her night gown barely covered her bum and sometimes were transparent with her boobs showing whenever she comes to the sitting room. I expressed my reservations about it to my wife and she dismissed it playfully that it was nothing and that what were my eyes wandering there for, so I let it go. Sometimes, she will enter her bedroom without knocking saying she wants to gist with her friend. And I will just stay on my side of the bed playing with my phone while the both talked. I noticed my wife doesn’t care, but I don’t want any issue with her so I accepted it with the hope her friend will soon leave the house.

I must admit that the friend was a bit useful in the house. My wife closes late than I, and her friend stays home when she’s not job hunting, so sometimes she would have cooked before we arrived. Though, I complained about this also, but wifey believe it was trivial. Her friend was intelligent and as times goes on, we talked on a wide range of topic while waiting for wife to come back from home so I stopped complaining about her to my wife.

It became so normal about her dressing that I accepted it like that. There was a day she came to our room to gist with my wife and playfully, my wife hit me with a pillow and before you know it, the three of us were throwing pillows about and playing like kids. They were both jumping on me and incidentally, I had a hard on as we were playin. I noticed her friend was slightly brushing her hand on me. I had to quickly stop and stylishly use the pillow to cover myself until I came down. I was really uncomfortable with the whole situation, but I didn’t complain to my wife again since I know what she will say. What I just keep asking my wife is when her friend was leaving.

The incident that happened two weeks really changed things. My wife took one week leave and decided to visit her parents outside the state we reside. I wasn’t okay with it leaving her friend alone with me, but she said I will just do fine. I tried to come home late for the first three days so I can completely avoid her, until the fourth day when she came into my room. I didn’t want to be rude by asking her to leave, so I asked her to sit down on the sofa in the bedroom. We first spoke about football, politics and other things. I can’t really say what happened, but in a lapse of judgement, we started kissing and then I had sex with her. I felt regret immediately and started apologizing to her for taking advantage of her. What she said really dazzled me. She said I shouldn’t be sorry as my wife never keep talking of our big I am and how sex was so great. And how she wishes her friend can experience what she was talking about.

My regrets turned to anger immediately and I asked her if she and my wife planned this whole episode just to confirm what my wife was boasting about. She denied being in cohort with my wife, but said something that devastated me. She said my wife wouldn’t mind as they sometimes share things together as they are besties for life right from their school days. I had to quickly exit the room to the balcony. We barely talked again until wife came back, though she tried to initiate some conversation, which I rebuffed. My wife further heightened my apprehension when wife asked if her friend really took care of me and that I couldn’t have missed her much since her friend was around. The dilemma now is that I can’t confront my wife about the incident as I will be admitting I slept with her friend. Her friend is also acting normal and I am afraid if she will inform her “bestie for life”. I have been thinking, what if they had been “Sex partners” before and I married a bisexual cos of the way they do play together. I had just been asking her when her friend was leaving and I don’t want to be forceful because of what happened between us.

Note, my wife has been a good wife. All my family member love her like she’s part of them and she is so comfortable with them. We never had any issues except this. I need advice on how to go on so I don’t destroy my marriage.

Bros fire down... no mind all those guys trying to discourage you... let’s know how it turns out later though. I have a feeling she’d accept your offer.

iphi:
I can find another job, can I find a woman as humble as she can be? I wouldn't know unless I find out, and I'm playing it safe too

Op she wants to get a car with her own money oh and you want to stop her, even when you know she needs it as much as you do. You’re not only selfish but wicked... smh

Bros talk true, you be G boy and na this girl carry you waka, that’s the reason she has a stronghold on you and you’re too scared to cut her off for fear of going back to square zero. Anyways carry your cross...

hope1292:
Hi nairalanders I'm new here though but i just have to share my story with you guys, i have this girl i met 6 years ago and since then we have been dating, but i noticed she is this kind of person that finds it so hard to say sorry even when she is wrong.

we live together and sometimes we fight for days and i still end up begging for her offense.

she talks back at me in any slight argument, like i playfully hit her and the next thing i get the heaviest slap of my life, I get challenged in every argument like she stands face to face with me like she can beat me

Last week my mom came to visit though we just had an argument before the visit but i expected her to keep it cool with my mom, but opposite was the case, she was not even listening to what my mom was saying instead she focused on zeeworld Then i was still trying to calm myself.

Mom complained about the AC she was feeling cold, i expected her to switch off the AC but she was still all glued to the TV. i got angry and asked if she didn't hear what my MOM said.

instead she got up and try to challenge me nd i got so angry and gave her a slap and the next thing she gave me close to 3 slaps nd i guess i had no other choice than to give her the beating of her life.

Sometimes i beg for sex and i try to force her she insult me nd hit me too

Now to the point, I'm tired of this girl i feel like 6 years in a relationship wasted because i don't see my future in her, I beg for sex, i get insulted, she tends to embarrass me anywhere even in front of her friends, though i love her and she loves me too.

Please nairalanders i need advice I'm tired, i have talked to her, my mom have talked to her, it's just her way and I'm not sure she can control it, i hate to hit or beat girls but she wants to turn me to one, she even stored my name with woman beater since then

This same girl i bought her an iPhone X nd gave her old phone to my MOM Without telling her nd i got the insult of my life

Please i need advice

I’m forced to ask, who da Bleep is Imes?

IAmStrange:
Is she still looking for a man?

I hope it will not be too late by the time she finds one. I believe she's in her forties already...

Anyways, I don't blame them. It's this present civilization that gave their likes attention and made them celebrities..

If it were to be in the civilization of Imes, these ones will not be celebrities in the first place.

Imes is coming A new civilization is coming in Shaa Allaah

sisisioge:


True...outside their domestic dirty talks, she's a good woman. All those years she didn't squander her share of the profit o. She oversaw the project from start to finish, otherwise oga would have had to handle the papers and realized the fault in the title. And, life would just have been as usual if only oga didn't say she should get out of the house. May God bless us with fair people is a huge prayer my brother.

so helping out his dad who was very sick was squandering right ? What kinda human being are you ?

rOsy247:


Being traumatized or not is not reason enough to exonerate somebody who takes someone else's life. Besides, this doesn't look like one that's traumatized at all. Or are u saying he's still traumatized after how many Years of serving jail term? Look at his words, it shows he's proud to kill somebody for whatever reason. Shows he's not even remorseful upon the jail term and that makes it really look like a conscious act. It also shows if he has the chance he will do it again and again.

ode you didn't read the part where the said lady killed his dad ? Shut the hell up if you don't have anything meaningful to say. An eye for an eye.

Pls send to megabravos@yahoo.co.uk.... Thanks in advance bro

Nedfed:

Aye eeeee fe baje ni?

Lalas247:

What basic need so one night is too much to think with his brain
Look she may just want company yall need to get it your head company doesn't mean sex ... being there for someone doesn't mean sex
Even if he wasn't thinking about it doesn't he have any pride .. he is cheap sorry

So crying mean u must bang her ... even if she begged for it I know guys that will never in the morning they can discuss it and if that's wt she really wanted it could have still happened .. why not wait


Lots of decent guys out there won't touch her till she has calmed down and thinking again
Cc djeezy

Abegi!!! U read anywhere for the post say him force ham? Don't know why you're so pained about this. Babe wan Bleep the guy ni jare and she got her plans mapped out and executed perfectly. She was heartbroken and the only place she could find solace was her male friend's arms, she even insisted on crashing over niggah just got used and was made to feel guilty for it beta males everywhere.... Smh

UnknownT:
In this post you have called her Fiancee, Ex and My love... Just relocate to South Florida joor, Who she epp?

very good advice, but why south Florida? Ika

Sabrina18:
She won't make a good wife.
Any lady that is not in good relation with her family is not a good person and will cause problems in your marriage.
She jilted you for a year and came back, you still accepted her, that's stupidity.

God bless you...

What kind of honeymoon setting is this? Dude brought up that idea in a bid to cut cost, sharp guy the babe ain't really happy about it but she's got no other choice, she still could not believe she got herself such a hunk as husband. Anyways...... Happy married life

stupidity:
so I jam this old man for road, one thing led to another we got talking and criticizing buharis government. After a while fine fine girls with huge asx just dey pass us for where we sit down.

I couldn't take my pervert eyes off the assxs, baba noticed and was like "seems you like woman a lot" I replied with a sheepish smile. So baba was like my son, enjoy the youthful age o, as in gonk pvssys, very soon you'll be aged like me and start regretting why you didn't enjoy yourself while young.

Na true baba talk, my brothers, gonk any available pvssy, my sisters, ride that dlck till it scratches and breaks. Very soon now na so we go old con dey say had I know.

Na so some girls go dey claim sister Mary, then carry themselves enter marriage after which they still go out to fvck dlcks, same with we men, that's why oloshos are very faithful when they marry, why? Because they don gonk the dlck tire, nothing more to enjoy, na just to dey flex their man after marriage with acrobatics sex style, but marry girl wey be virgin, she would like to explore other dlcks after marriage. This is how infidelity comes into marriage.

Well, make e nor be like say I dey talk too much. All I'm saying in summary is, MAKE UNA DEY FVCK!!!! any girl i ready to settle down with, if she tells me she's only fvck one dlck her whole life, I nor go marry, 3 to 5 dlcks is okay for me. Na these kind girls dey loyal.

Enjoy the small life wey una get, fvck pvssy, chop pvssy, intact fry am put for plate day chop. If I marry tomorrow I will be very confident and faithful, why? Because I know I enjoyed my youthful age to the extreme, 4 pvsyys every week. E nor easy. Happy weekend.

your moniker says it all

eezeribe:
Ninja Turtles...

bad belle..... is allowed *in MI's voice*

Pictures of drake calling her or...... You know wassup

What exactly is her talent besides flaunting her bare body? Celebrity my foot

Neochemist:

Messi's career seems to be getting messy after his marriage.
Meanwhile let's solve this maths

Messi + Zlatan + Ororo = 17..... Unbelievable.... Only Ronaldo is greater than Ibrahimovic #GGMU

150 houses in Lagos alone? that means she's gonna have over 1000 houses across the country, she must have broken Pablo Escobar's record ....... Yeye reporters

decatalyst:
That's the way anyone who has access to free pvssy and free drinks thinks.


Original weed sef go make you feel Otedola and Dangote are just a step above you in life.


Continue ooo, e go soon clear for your eye and head...and you will realize you are just like this...

what a savage

amuokuko:
Keep bleeping ur twin sister.

Savage you are.... No chill you have

Beautiful babe, but she may end up not getting married and y'all know what that means..... I sorry for her condition

Damn! This guy is one hell of a bad boy, kudos to him, she's hopelessly in love

Silentscreamer:
Ur free to enjoy sex when ur married. And stop talking bout konji or whatever, real men are able to hold their own until they are married.

pata dey wear dis one ode

The funny truth is that all these people opposing the OP here r already cheating on their partners..... Make una dey bobo una sef oh

frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.

funny how most people didn't see the sarcasm in this post.... Smh