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I don't know about anybody, but that save from Cech to deny Hernandez is up there with his plethora of unbelievable saves, akin to the way he somehow managed to keep out Carroll's bullet in the F.A. Cup final last season. Out-worldly!

The kain theory wey dem odes wey support dat eleeribi Torres wan propagate again na imm I wan sabi

Manure ko, Fertiliser ni mtschew

Una nor reach

Challenge for today is to come up with a veracious April Fool's Day prank.

Means hope dey say Odunnu go grace my bed someday.

English language should not be forced down the throat of any mortal!

slimyem: That's the idea.to punish the molester and make him available for prosecution..
God help him if he cannot afford to pay for the surgery.

Nafissatou Diallo had this on, that was why DSK didn't penetrate her abi? Cos she claimed he 'grabbed' her vaginä (how is that even possible ) perhaps he was checking if she had "molestation-aXe" on

This will definitely help prevent another ABSU

What's my business with or in Kwazulu-Natal?
Or is that a slang for when in a place with high rate of s£xual violence?

That's a metonymy there! - KZN is a place in SA, hence, metonym for SA!


This crappy shït of an 'invention', is an effort in futility!

slimyem: Why are you so pained?
Are you a molester?

Do you find this junk useful? Something that can only be removed through surgery?

Will you be wearing it whenever you dey KwaZulu-Natal?

slimyem:
Why are all the guys here bent on puncturing this invention?

This is no laudable 'invention'!

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Once attached, the condom can only be
removed surgically, Dr. Sonnet Ehlers, the condom's
designer, told CNN.

How's this rubbish of help to anybody abegi?

Getting people to use the conventional condoms self na wahala not to talk of this disgusting shyte that will cause more problems than it will prevent.


The foolish doctor should be arrested by whatever agency responsible for drug law enforcement in SA, forced to where his useless invention from the planet of fools, and subsequently sent to The Kalahari Desert Maximum Security Penitentiary to be bvtt-fvcked by the notorious and murderous drug-heads there! Frankenstein should also get a turn.

Why is he acting like Akpors?

You mean I should be this wicked to my kid(s) and let them turn out like this



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No way!!!!

Why e dey act like learner?

Lord of Ajasa? Alora Lord? Lord of lords? Be explicit jor, which Lord abegi?

Make you guys just win today ni o ehn ehn cos I don stake money on top una head.

Are you not aware of the kinda game you got yourself into?

Yesterday, I said sleeping is meant for suckers without access to the internet!

Men like myself know how to treat women like Odunnu right

Tamed lions only exists in Amigoz' wildest dreams!

What are you lot talking about?

Two of us have unfinished business to settle!

Chief (you-know-who) was humiliated at the village square!

Shey Popowaa wan dey make jest of el-Onuh ni?

^^^
What sorta question is that?

Name change should be effected for you ASAP!

Perhaps his self confidence is of unprecedented proportions?

Abi shey na only me don dey post on this thread for the past couple of pages, wen be say I go just dey post about myself?

Why has the last 10 pages or thereabout of this thread been dominated by posts about the Almighty Nitlad?

Why are you mortals so fixated on Nitlad?!

Is Table Leg also part of the Nitlad fellating zombies?

kola oloye: Why don't you ask nitlad

Beync: why should i be?

Obinoscopy: Who is nitlad sef?

Beync: Is nitlad a male or female?

^^^
After all these, y'all will still say you are not obsessed with me?