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Shollypopz: Your friends are ugly......they all look poor. #no offence

I was gon' call out this idi0t......

dowjones: @OP, shollypopz is right. Your friends look hungry and got that village love vibe...very nollywood and local. I know you on that level too cos your username tries to piggyback 190's reputation. B!tch nigha talkin about his CGPA on NL with a chic, later you'd come on the same NL crying "my GF dumped me for a sharp, badt guy that doesnt talk about CGPAs" hahahhahhahh.

.... and then I saw this funny m0ron's post.

In short the two of una be weyrey!

Spartacus is the dog's bollocks!

You can't beat Spartacus' wit!

It's also now influencing most commenters on Spartacus related forums and threads on the internet. People now chat as though they are in Batiatus' Ludus! (See Coogar's comments on this thread)



Waiting for tonight's episode to air!

Understatement punishable by forcing Bernfame to get 'busy' with Nitlad for as long as he wants.

You think you can get rid of Nitlad that easily?

Oloriburuku pikins dem full everywhere, for obodo oyinbo and for Naija

smile4kenn: I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and I would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost I would like to thank God for giving me this opportunity. Next, I would like to thank my girlfriend. She had been patience with me while I attempt to make the top comment. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next I would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that I need to get through the day to make the top comment. This is a special moment in my life and I would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that I will never forget. I just remembered a few other people I will like to thank; Facebook, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on nairaland, my house because without it I would be homeless, and last but not least I would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the nairalanders out there reading this, I would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the first comment is amazing, thank you everyone.

Weyrey leleyi o



This post is totally off topic and has massively derailed this thread, but dem nor born dem Mod well reach make dem hide am

It's a classic!

All of una wey dey curse the guy dey madt!
Pesin dey cop 'LIKE' like Tonto Dikey copping yabs on Twitter una still dey binu ori
The joke is on y'all, cos as una dey quote am, una dey contribute to his making as a Legend!





#Legendary

'Color' written and spelt instead of COLOUR is the kinda substandard and adulterated English ptyalised by those smelly, dirty and obese burger-munching Yanks!

You lot are too whack for this game, no?

How do you pronounce this your weird username 'BEYNC'?

Number ONE na imm you be for my heart my Lady

'Controlled' is not a word to be reckoned with when Nitlad's libido is the topic of discussion!

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Guess who?[/color]
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1049518_Luiz_jpg3a83f23e5c3e61ee4366238a8ba8343c

David Luiz nani

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Someone visited Daily mail tis Morning [/color]

Actually the answer is not that far-fetched

Na the image URL blow your cover

Here: https://www.nairaland.com/attachments/1049518_ Luiz _jpg3a83f23e5c3e61ee4366238a8ba8343c

Insatiable is my libido!

Honey, but you said we would try out that style we saw in Kama-Sutra?

Maths and Odunnu, I don't know which is more complicated

coogar: this dude is an unrepentant tool.....
chelsea are 22 points below united - their football must be insipid.

Sharap jor, you multi-mouthed goon! Before now, you've been harping bout Chelsea being insipid cos of chances created. With that now shattered and shown to be opata, you shift to another irrelevant tosh. Anything to stay relevant eh

yesterday's game is not united at full strength. any united side without van persie, rooney and rafael in the line-up is not strong.

They all featured at OT to no avail!

we knew what happened when they destroyed chelsea at the bridge earlier.

If that disgrace of a football match is what you want to reference as the only time you edged Chelsea this season, then shame on you! Chelsea hold the aces on Manure this season! Two knockout competition victories are testament to that!

how can chelsea stay 22 points below league leaders and still punch the air or claim football superiority. if chelsea fans have any decorum, they would keep mum and start preparing for next season to put in a proper challenge.

Had Chelsea not been stuck for the better part of the season on the dud you've been shamelessly fellating, we would be leading the league!

no wonder you guys played the game like your lives depended on it and it still took some profligacy from the united attack to give chelsea a slim victory.

It took profligacy of epic proportions on the part of Chelsea to give manure such a flattering scoreline!

Man wey (go) marry Odunnu dey lucky.

What nonsense!

You think scrapping the NPF and replacing it with the NSCDC will suddenly eliminate all the security challenges in the land?

Se ori bibe ni oogun ori fifo ni?

An inexperienced and equally ineffective paramilitary outfit should replace the police force? How is the country supposed to function that way? How many countries are habitable without a police force?


Why not subscribe to John Calvin's Political Anarchism and ask all constituted authorities be scrapped, so we can live in a society with no constituted authority?

You can make a case for sincere and serious wholesome reforms in the NPF, but suggesting the NSCDC as a replacement borders on insanity!

Ain't nothing like nuclear-deterrence.

When a psycho who doesn't think he has anything to lose is provoking a nuclear all-out, the bullies and all those who have much more to lose should be careful!

That underaged rotund is a nut-case!

dayokanu: If you wan bet make you come stake money now . Bayern eliminates Juventus

Igbayi laaro, tarugbo n sunkun oge

Na bet of convenience una want abi? Ole!







On second thought though, having seen what Arsenal did to you the other day, I still believe you can do a choke-job, and make a mess of this glorious position in which you find yourself. You can't help it, it's ingrained. You are masochists!

I'll get back to you before the return leg match-day.

[quote author=A-40]@nitlad
Sorry to disappoint u gee but I was expressly warned by the gods not to bet on this match infact they guaranteed Bayern would lose if I bet but win if I don't [/quote]

*yimu*

You don gawk awoof money be dat o

Nonsense!

Your talking about cat fish, and you can't even put up a picture of a sumptuous cat fish?


Anyway shar, make I help you

[img]http://afrolems.files./2012/07/cat-fish-peppersoup-nigerian-food.jpg[/img]

https://blogs.houstonpress.com/eating/IMG_4271_l-thumb-560.jpg

https://img.foodnetwork.com/FOOD/2009/07/15/BlackenedCatfish_s4x3_lg.jpg

https://www.thesmlshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Cat-Fish.jpg

[img]http://thegreatwhitehunter.files./2009/12/ebro-cat3.jpg[/img]

Royaldee: How come nobody hates arsenal

Perhaps because nobody sees Arshenah as a problem or a direct threat to the ambitions of the club they support

Manure and Barcelona

FernanDUD Torres and Lionel Messi

Strong, mighty and satisfying is my joystick

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]hahaha such a sad comeback. Your face resembles that of a dirty tribeless half-bred xtian monkey.[/quote]

How do you know this?
Have you seen her before?

coogar: and if chelsea get dumped out by city in a fortnight.....the tune would change again and this same herbs would be telling us how clueless benitez is....

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

This mumu go yarn anything to keep his head above water whenever he's getting drowned in is own folly
Who dey praise Benitez here ode?

Must be dis-heartening to see all of your nonsensical postulations and assertions about this Chelsea team you love to hate torn to shreds!

Chelsea with their 'insipid' football that doesn't create chances created the whole of 19 chances yesterday, with a mammoth 8 finding the target. Meanwhile, Manure with all their attacking nous and verve could only muster a miserly 9 chances with only 3 finding the target!


Even a blind bat knows that FernanDUD Torres is the biggest albatross of this team.

Coogar weyrey, Dayokanu oniranu... The two of una alainise

chrisley024: C'mon! hw abt DDG save in d 1st leg? I think we missed Rooney 2day n i must gv kudos 2 Carrick. Let's face d league!

Rooney featured in the first encounter, and he wasn't decisive

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1046000_Screen_20130401_153416_jpg490f39c23a8a8a9845a70da9172e2261
http://espnfc.com/en/gamecast/statistics/id/363606/statistics.html?soccernet=true&cc=3888

^^^
Today, Chelsea created a staggering 19 chances with a whopping 8 on target - against Manure!

Very profligate!

Chelsea absent Torres, the talk is about profligacy, but with Torres on the field, it's another matter entirely.

sephia: I fear the other Manchester team waiting for us. Who knows, we might manage to nick something this season.

Babamide: ...... And finally,
9. [size=50pt]FA Cup is our birthright[/size]

https://www.nairaland.com/920248/official-chelsea-fan-thread-champions/247#14694724

You have nothing to fear