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De Gea will be here on 350k per week till 2023, while second gk will earn over 100k for sitting on the bench. Ridiculous!

Our negotiators and scouts should just leave, dem no get sense at all. They want to pay 100m for Sancho, and give him 350k per week. Very soon, Pogba, Martial will demand for improved contracts, we will still give them, because if we don't, they will leave for free to earn 300k at other clubs.

Nawa o....

CapitalCee:
Nitrogen will blame Ole for including him in his transfer list. Lol.

Thanks. Sancho is too expensive, we must win the EPL after paying 100m for that guy, otherwise OGS go enter wahala o.

I don't have issues with our players, na OGS be the problem, if after signing his players, we don't win a trophy (FA cup, or EPL or UCL) and/or make top 4, he will be in serious trouble.

elrony:
If you decode am , NANI = Nytrogen And Nytrogen Incorporated.


Na joke o

Haha, that nani guy is a robot Na.........

elrony:
Spend the cash, get quality bodies in and close shop for next season transfer windows.

Why do I believe our signings will come good ?

Make I go pray

Haha, lock up next season? I bet you will still come back here to say Ed is a tool, the Glazers are sh1t, they haven't spent their cash on the club, we need to spend another 200m next transfer window.

Na una na, we know una.

Nezzjnr:
His fellow clowns are already masturbating to the post

Bros, Na you start am now. Dont be angry when they bring their infested bums to this place.

Abeg, when is the EPL starting? I don tire.

Simplyleo:
1. Emirates
2. Ethiopian
3. EgyptAir
The best international airlines in that order. Each allows 3 bags of 23 kg each check-in luggage in addition to 10kg hand luggage (Economy class). Good hotel suites for stop-over exceeding 12 hrs in Dubai, Addis Ababa or Cairo respectively as the case may be.

Flown each and really enjoyed their services.

Rwandair and Kenya airways are the most useless international airlines. Flown each ones because they were cheap, but very useless. 2 bags check-in and miserably small hand luggage. Remain in the airport for even 24 hrs stop-over. Also, very unfriendly flight attendants.

I'm not even familiar with the banned airlines, so e no concern me.

Have you done Qatar Airways? Number 1. Also, I'd pick SAA before Egypt.

Qatar
Emirates
Ethiopia
SAA
Turkish
Egypt

Na my list be that.

timay:
E be like say Solskjaer is working overtime to get something out of this transfer window, despite the people in charge of Transfers in the club dragging their feet.

Small time some people will carry their big mouth to accuse the man of being clueless and not having a transfer list
Characters just plenty for this thread

Lol, he is still clueless sha.

Oasis007:



Dutch Paul Scholes.

See as the jersey fit am. Welcome boy!

Sniper4real:
Which 1 will you advice. Smoking weed or eating weed(preparing it with food)

Bad guy. I remember when my hostel mates for school dey put weed inside beans.

weedtaker:
I don’t even smoke, I don drag maybe once or twice and na one mumu babe force me.. [she say de fvcking go sweet if we both high ]

I hate alcohol seff.. E too the bitter.

Just a wordplay gone wrong, na so I take end up with dis moniker.

Lol, you dont do tobacco/cigarettes, na 'olori-ebi' you dey smoke.

afrodoc2:
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I am not sure what the guidelines are for Nigeria cos these things are population specific. However i would say if less than 40 yrs, no personal or significant family history of cardiovascular disease and no significant risk factors every 2-3 years is okay. If above 40, having risk factors, or having personal or significant family history then every year.

Thank you. This helps. The last comprehensive check for me was in Nigeria, maybe 5 years ago. I should do another one this year.

afrodoc2:
It is mos def not a stupid question.

The general advice is to limit yourself to not more than 10 standard drinks per week and never more than 4 standard drinks at a sitting.

What i usually tell my patients is not more than 2 standard drinks per day with at least 2 alcohol free days in the week. Still meets the 10 standard drink per week limit.

Now how much makes a standard drink depends on the alcohol content of the drink but for 5% beer it is about 350ml.

This makes sense. Thank you.

Never compete with people for things like drink. Some people liver get odeshi.

Chai, maybe my Liver get odeshi o, years ago, in NYSC camp, na Absolut boys dey use celebrate on a daily basis, after the stup1d daily NYSC activities.

patrickmuf:
If Fred leaves, we should get a specialist DM. With Tiago, you are getting a Modric/Xavi kind of player which leaves you looking for a DM to play alongside him.

On the Messi to City rumors, I hope it doesn't work out because it will lift City to New heights, one that the rest of the league won't attain for some time...

Don't trust Pep Guardiola o.

donjazet:
some people are damn crazy in this life.
https://twitter.com/TheVyralTrendz/status/1299337852996792320

WTF! These guys no just get sense.

Ibime:
The young shall grow. I'm currently in hospital. My son climbed dining table this morning and fell on his head. As we picked him him up, expecting his cry, instead he fell silent and went into seizure and stopped breathing like a boxer about to die in the ring. The fear wey catch me. We gave him CPR and called ambulance. Luckily he caught his wind and regained consciousness after 3 or 4 minutes. After 2 or 3 hours in hospital he was back to his normal self and CT scan cleared him of brain bleed. We will be discharged soon. This made me reflect on the innocents whose lives became punchlines here a few days ago. It is completely unacceptable, and also unacceptable to accuse a father of molesting his children. Nothing scares in life more than losing children, and nothing offends a father more than being accused of being improper with his children, or mocking the death of children.

Shoot! Quite scary, thank God he is better now.

Oasis007:
Liverpool are still working to get Thiago Alcantara. Bayern are now convinced they’re gonna receive a new bid from Liverpool soon. Klopp pushing again for Thiago. Manchester United only had contacts with his agent at the moment - nothing advanced between clubs.

- Fabrizio Romano.

This Thiago is 29 o, hmmmm. Anyway, until we get a replacement before Fred is released o, we need bodies in the midfield.

afrodoc2:
If you can stop smoking completely your 80yr old self will thank you.

Doc, maybe this is a stupid question, abeg what level of alcohol intake makes sense on a monthly basis? (Can use pints or litres) Because me dey follow these boiz compete almost every weekend o, yeeeeh!

Also, I guess comprehensive checks on an annual basis is good, abi?

GloryIsaac:
You know this is exactly what you’re doing to Ole, right?

This one is different Na. Very different.

handelex:
Fair enough but don't expect the Glazers and Ed not to be trolled or attacked till they put up a clear football path/philosophy for the club. Right now fans don't trust them, they need to earn that trust.

Earn the fan's trust? Man Utd fans protested prior to the Glazers' takeover. So we all know that even if we win 5 UCLs, they will still castigate them because they dont like them. Simple!

handelex:
Fair enough but don't the Glazers and Ed not to be trolled are attacked till they put up a clear football path/philosophy for the club. Right now fans don't trust them, they need to earn that trust.

They did it in 2016 or so. They told Woodie to leave footballing matters, "Judge joined the club in 2012 and has been involved in transfer and contract negotiations since 2016".

Nezzjnr:
Ole and Co

Na one small Nigerian law firm be Ole & Co.....

Baba, enjoy yourself sha, as you no wan mention the asses you are licking, no lele. Both of us know wassup.

[quote author=elrony post=93429392][/quote]Wetin do you? Shey you sef never do your own today?

handelex:
That's my point cos they now see you as Joel Glazer, they're just asking you to hasten up the transfer process cos the season is about starting.
It's a harmless banter IMO and with your tough skin it shouldn't be anything. All na cruise bros.

Again, no be Glazer family dey in charge of transfers.

Meanwhile, not all banters are harmless to everyone!

handelex:

Your matter dey weak me aswear... so OGS supposedly read our comments here on nairaland and having realized he didn't have a transfer list and quickly put one up, submitted to the board and quickly Matt Judge sprung to action like a flash and we agreed a deal with Ajax to sign Donny...
Our God is a wonderful God oo.

Thank God you guys are now mentioning the right people in charge of transfers. Woody stopped tranfer shit1s since 2016 or so. Benefit of being informed.

Make una stop blaming Woodward and the Glazers for our transfer woes. These guys are always ready to disburse. Funny thing is, one of the head of scouting at utd was appointed by Van Gaal, if OGS no like am make he ask Woodie to change the guy!

Nezzjnr:
Yes

Ole fans

Mention them!

Nezzjnr:
Yes I asslick Ole

Nah, I am talking about this thread, any chance you've asslicked someone knowingly or unknowingly?

Nezzjnr:
Nigga







. I'm just here to have fun abeg

Haha, so you asslick?

handelex:
Hehehe Nitrogen better calm down oo, United fans world over are attacking those running the club for their ineptitude so far in the transfer market... Nobody ask you, you come open your mouth talk say you be shareholder for United and all of us here mere fans as we no know wetin dey sup for the club. So if now you're getting trolled like Ed and Co better not complain, accept it with your full chest and stop whining after all uneasy lies the head that wears the crown.
Another thing, don't take things for here too seriously, know this and peace.

The above (in bold) is what I was trying to correct. I posted lots of stuffs on this without insulting or trolling anyone, but some guys just decided to pick my moniker and catch fun with it........

Any sense in that?

pharod:
I was having a conversation with you brother to brother, yet you branded me an așșlicker.

Where did I insult you?

Brah, not for you. Trust me, there is a reason I did not quote you when I posted the picture.

Also, completely apologize, if you see any insult(s) in my responses to your posts.

Leyqute:
LooL. This Nitrogen guy is funny. Throwing insults up and down like a spoilt brat.

It’s obvious you’re on heat, or on your period, or unstable- like the inert gas that you are.

Don’t think I can’t throw jabs too cos I decided to take the chill pill earlier.

I mentioned you 5 times and you lost your head and virtual sense.

You better take things easy, before you catch hypertension and commit suicide cos you’re trolled on a public forum.

Once a hothead. Always a hothead. You can dish insults but you can’t take trolling.

What a penkelemenses.

Lol, na you funny pass. Throw your jabs and stop whinning.......insults kwa? I make my points, and if anyone insults me, I insult back. Simple!

Ekute!

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pharod:
Gang up? E don reach the one wey elamps don encounter from almost the whole sports section? Or when we dey call out weedtaker make he come pay up? Or the guy that bet his hands and legs on Chelsea thread? Who we pursue comot? Cooger, funlord or Nyabighi? Trolling don reach wetin airmark Dayo dey receive everyday? Anybody wey comot get his own reason. Nairaland no be anybody papa house. If I no tell you my age, u no fit know. If u no tell us say u get share for united, we no fit know. Nobody is bigger or smaller than the other person here.

Same point, it's not your papa house, so calm down, dont make this place a zone with empty contributions. We all have unique ways of making contributions, when people comment, attack the posts, and be sensible with your post. Dont go about mentioning the moniker and jesting........how many of current utd posters were here in 2008/2009?vs Chelsea posters? There is a reason for that.

Make we forget the matter, again, nairaland is not anyone's papa house.