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Yes, I cried, omo, love is crazy, I cried, as in, I cried (not quite clear for everyone to see, an internal/inner one). That was years ago sha. I don't think I will ever cry on top a lady in my life again

Dp

FBN should be cool to buy now, the 52-week low price is 9 naira, while it is doing 10 naira, so picking it up will be cool. My thoughts ni sha!

Elai147:
wetin man pikin go do? Na to take advantage of the current economic situation and plan for the future.

Yes o!

angelo82:
I am enjoying the buy so much that I have acquired about 500,000 units of FBN under 10Naira....Its my turn to beat that market......Thanks also to the online brokerage firm......

Wow! Nice one o, make me sef come enter market o, though, I feel it hasn't really bottomed out. Expect more.

Elai147:
Bros we no dey see you for NSEMPA again. Hope all is well.

Haaa, bros, I have always been around, low key things ni jare, all is well! Hope we are seriously making money, this is the time to buy, buy and buy o, FBN, Oando, etc opportunities abound.

Yes, our currency is depreciating, so, there must be a compensation, private CRR has been increased to 20 percent, also MPR at 13 percent, are both contractionary measures, meaning, we don't want much liquidity in the system (wrt local guys) as for foreign guys, though there is sovereign risk, we still want your cash to come into Nigeria, so rates must go up for all these to be aided.

Guidette:
As a child of parents who are still together, i would understand and support them if they had a divorce. Them staying together has been hell for us kids in the house. Marriage shouldnt hurt or be painful or be endured. If my mother keeps crying every night because she has to endure her marriage or cant divorce under no circumstance, is that life?
Hian! You blind xtians amaze me. I will literally throw a party the day my parents get divorced. For real!!!
Sometimes i really do think i dnt want to ever get married because of wat ive seen firsthand frm my parents marriage. Hmmm....

That's what we are talking about, enduring instead of enjoying a marraige, all in the name of 'till death do us part'. Rubbish, I just pity some women!

Domestic Violence!

All these people(especially ladies) shouting 'till death do us part', sorry, pray you don't see violence, you will run for your life, I mean incessant and consistent domestic violence perpetrated by insensible and crazy men. Nobody will tell you to run before you do.

Omo, no time to dey cook o, na mama put things o, and the stuff is taking its toll on me, I must look for a way out of it.

First away win, Ass'nal, we suppose don enter top four now o.

texanomaly:
Nitrogen

Yes, you called me?

obiak4:
@nitrogen bt u knw nibor is a minimum of 2-4yrs so it not that interesting ooo i will prefare tbill 3month o what ur take my 1kobo tot oo

Hi, NIBOR (Nigeria InterBank Offered Rate) is a lending rate between banks, there are Overnight rate, one-month rate, etc, I just used it to buttress the fact that liquidity was seriously low yesterday, citeris paribus, there is always an inverse relationship between the level of liquidity in the system, and NIBOR.

Sovereign risk is increasing, so, if you are not strong, 3-months Tbill will do, otherwise, enjoy!

coogar:
stop quoting me - you are too stüpid to catch my interest.

Yeeeepah! Nice one!

He is interestingly stup1d and un-intelligent, am sure if those that gave birth to him knew that he was going to be a public nuisance in a sane community, they would have used a condom so the mother-shitty could get flushed away in a closet. Am sure they are regretting his existence in their lives. Idiota/ode!

feelamong:
Dear XXXXXX,

The Treasury Bills auction held yesterday and we give below the outcome:

PRIMARY AUCTION RESULTS

TENOR STOP RATES

91 9.998%

182 10.80%

364 12.485%



Please note that bidders either won or lost at their own quotes. Therefore, quotes higher than CBN stop rates were not successful:

We are getting there, liquidity level as at today is less than 100 billion naira, though FAAC should come in later, interstingly, Nibor rates are above 18%, God dey.

We are heading towards 13%, Insha Allah.

Jarus:
Why are you laughing? Do you school in France too? Do you know me?

Yes boss, we dey France together.

Jarus:
I'm schooling in France. I don't know him.

tanimola22:
Meanwhile, you must be a big, rich boy now.

Haaaa! No sir, we are hoping to be like you someday.

Will send a mail to you now.

tanimola22:
He felt the strongest possible degree of jealousy he foolishly could not control. If I were the police, I would kill him slowly. First, I would insert a hot pin into the tip of his pe.nis, slowly. Then I would increase the temperature of the pin, then dip the pin inside his as.hole. I will do this for 2 hours tirelessly. The next will be his eyeballs. I would simply pluck them out..The animal does not even deserve to serve a jail term, he should be killed gradually and painfully. Bastard!

The above quoted is a crazy way of dieing.

Meanwhile, Mr Tanimola22, long time!

BluePearls:
Anyone interested in a Z3? My location is Lagos.

Brand new Lumia 520 is available, you interested? Let's swap!

Ife re n shana lori mi or mo lovu re toritorun

ayox2003:
Hope you also told your son that he may never enjoy what his mates enjoy in other countries because he has been ruled by an unproductive political party all his life?

And if he asks why there's no constant electricity and why you spend alot on your gen, I hope you'd tell him that Buhari who never ruled him for once is responsible for this.

Or he asks why nothing has been done to curb the corruption amongst street cops/policemen, you'd say Buhari is responsible, yeah?

I pray your son becomes a better father, more rational when he grows up.


Frawzey

This is sweet!

Farano, happy birthday to you, may you enjoy the good things of life.

Caveatemptor:
Do you really think Smallings game has progressed beyond the stage it was when he arrived Old Trafford. from Fulham,even a little bit.

Do you think Luke Shaw is worth 30 million big ones?Is he better than the. man he replaced?
Uniteds defence as currently constituted is a comedy of errors waiting to happen. Van Gaal has to make amends at least in January.

Chief, forget, the lads played well today, Smalling was unbelievably fantastic.

incredibleone:
The arrival of courtois at ATM made the
departure ofDe Gea. a blessing.★ Filipe Luis
and Ivanovic are examples of what Luke Shaw
andRafael aspire to be.★ John Terry and Gary
Cahill arewhat experts thought Smalling and Phil
Jones would develop into.★ Matic is a template
Blind has to study.★ Fabregas is what
Harrera dreams of becoming.★ Schurrle did
what di Maria and Rojo failed to do in Brazil.★
Oscar is what mourinho expected of Mata.★
Diego Costa turned ATM into something Falcao
could only perceive.★ Hazard is theperfect idol
for Januzaj.★Drogba isthe legend v persiecan't
be.★Jose Mourinho is a clear example of
astudent better than his teacher.★ Chelsea
currently is what united aspire to be. FOODFOR
THOUGHT........

Ode!

StarBoard:
YAWN!!!

Guy this is getting tired.
Please get some invention and be more creative. Try some ideas from ElFeno-homo the Bonobo. Your trolling is sub-par.

Thanks.

Nice one!

coogar:
he passed the ball into the net.
we need another like him. carrick should partner him on sunday. play herrera in the hole behind radamel. di maria on the right....any decent player on the left.

Nah, Carrick just recovering, the best is to play Valencia(if fit), Blind and D Maria in a 4-3-1-2 formation, with Herrera supporting the two strikers, Herrera and D Maria can switch positions anytime/anyhow. Mata is just so useless these days.

Ibime:
If Van Gaal try any funny formation to fit in all his attackers, I promise you no less than 4 goals. Chelsea is a ruthless team at sniffing out overloads and weaknesses.

Your best bet is to play 9-1 formation. . . cos I see holes everywhere.

Till weekend Chief, if you get a draw, then you are lucky.

Last season, we were not up to par in terms of performance, and a certain fearful Mou played a 9-0-1 formation against us(first leg), it was when he saw clubs picking points when playing against us, that he saw the need to pick his three maximum points, he is a joker, and he really doesn't believe in his team, even with the fact that he's got consistent back four, and midfielders.

You'll see your Mourinho on sunday.

I can bet it with anybody that Mourinho will still play his 8-1-1 formation on sunday, though our display wasn't that fantastic today (especially our not so organised defence), still Mou will defend throughout, mark my words!

He will be intimated by the frontline, thereby allowing us to enjoy the possession, and capitalising on counters to tear us apart, but it will backfire!

#teambeatchelseaonsunday.

passwelle:
The said Insurance company na. The one that started tumbling around the time Heritage finished paying for Enterprise

Oh! That one, well complete reversal nooni, speculations over fundamentals.

passwelle:
Has this stock now finished its journey?

My oga, which stock o jare?

Meanwhile, at the end of most of my posts, there is always 'don't quote me', so why are you quoting me?

jaybee3:
@nitrogen

we get yarn oooo

Yes boss! Am loyal, off nairaland? It has always been gennitrogen@gmail.com