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Politics / Re: Brazil To Sell 3 Super Tucano Aircrafts To Nigeria by nizetee: 10:29am On Feb 09, 2017
olaezebala:
don't just sell us tokunbo products, can we get tokunbo leaders too?

Like if America can sell us Obama as tokunbo?

Guy you funny die grin

Politics / Re: Photos Of Armed Policemen At The National Stadium Ahead Of The Planned Protest by nizetee: 11:52am On Feb 06, 2017
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Romance / Re: Lagos Prostitutes Featured By British Photographer In Dailymail Report (Photos) by nizetee: 2:05pm On Feb 02, 2017
hakeem4:
But all these ones are the 500 Naira own na

You mean $1 dollar hole-sellers? grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Fayose Kneels On The Alter, Prays For Nigeria With Apostle Suleman. Photos by nizetee: 4:13pm On Jan 27, 2017
helovesme:
Gosh.

It's ALTAR not alter.

If una like make una callam faulter or better still the other name poo pit. I no care. grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Streets Of Gambia Crowded As Barrow Returns (Photos) by nizetee: 2:49pm On Jan 27, 2017
jesse8048:
Lol, the way d streets filled up in kano during Buhari's victory. In Africa we always see d incoming as the messiah and in less than 6months we will start crying again. I pray his government succeeds and not as useless as the change we have here.

Pity the nation that is full of beliefs and empty of religion.
Pity the nation that wears a cloth it does not weave
and eats a bread it does not harvest.

Pity the nation that acclaims the bully as hero,
and that deems the glittering conqueror bountiful.

Pity a nation that despises a passion in its dream,
yet submits in its awakening.

Pity the nation that raises not its voice
save when it walks in a funeral,
boasts not except among its ruins,
and will rebel not save when its neck is laid
between the sword and the block.

Pity the nation whose statesman is a fox,
whose philosopher is a juggler,
and whose art is the art of patching and mimicking

Pity the nation that welcomes its new ruler with trumpeting,
and farewells him with hooting,
only to welcome another with trumpeting again.

Pity the nation whose sages are dumb with years
and whose strongmen are yet in the cradle.

Pity the nation divided into fragments,
each fragment deeming itself a nation.
Kahlil Gibran, The Garden of The Prophet

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Anti-Trump Protester Sets Himself On Fire Outside Trump's Hotel In DC (VIDEO) by nizetee: 10:51am On Jan 19, 2017
Kaxmytex:
Bastardize berbecue

Bad day for canibals grin See roasted suya gone out of hand. The fire fighters no try for them cannibals at all grin grin grin

Crime / Re: Police Checkpoint Or Police Fraudpoint? by nizetee: 10:13am On Jan 19, 2017
Police is your pseudo friend grin grin grin

Celebrities / Re: Annie Idibia: “Let 2Face & Me Die Same Day" by nizetee: 9:45am On Jan 17, 2017
Them born them same day?

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Politics / Re: Alleged N1trn Failed Rail Contracts: Amaechi, Adeosun, Others Shun Reps C’ttee by nizetee: 9:59am On Dec 14, 2016
Corrinthians:
Impunity of the highest order. Like PDP, like APC. Shame.
Religion / Re: "Pastor Suspends Members For Watching T.B Joshua's TV Channel". Photos by nizetee: 9:59am On Dec 08, 2016
jiinxed:
Christianity in Nigeria is a huge joke.

Pastors are lucky that their worshipers don't think. Christianity in Nigeria is a huge business not joke.
Literature / Re: Soyinka Threatens To Exit Nigeria by nizetee: 9:40am On Dec 06, 2016
pro·fess - /prəˈfes/
verb
1. claim openly but often falsely that one has (a quality or feeling).
2. affirm one's faith in or allegiance to (a religion or set of beliefs).
3. teach (a subject) as a professor.
4. have or claim knowledge or skill in (a subject or accomplishment).
Phones / Re: Nigerians React To Proposed Hike In Cost Of Data by nizetee: 9:12am On Nov 30, 2016
Cunninlinguist:
The scary thing is that he still has over 2 years left. Naija has truly entered one chance. Yes, Pdp wounded this country by embezzling money with impunity but Apc are rubbing salt and pepper into the wound angry

Which way nija? Politics for nija be like ...

Travel / Re: Plane Carrying Brazilian Footballers Crashes In Colombia, Killing 25 People by nizetee: 10:53am On Nov 29, 2016
themosthigh:
So sad.....so upon all the nonsense prayer wey them give to jehovah lord el shadai, he still decided to crash their planes just like he allowed his son be slaughtered and crucified by the romans, allowed jephtah sacrifice his daughter, allow John the Baptist be behaeded as a birthday gift and allow Africans be enslaved by the whites.
I think jehovah is the devil and the devill is the true lord and saviour.

I recommend you read "The black book" by tsirk susej (jesus Christ spelt backwards making it anti christ grin To further boost your coconut grin download it for free and enjoy. But only for you and your likes and not for Sheep of Christ nor Slaves of Allah for they are the headache of the world.
tikaboo.com/library/Kitabi.pdf

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Religion / Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Sells 'Anointed' Cucumbers To Members During Service. PICS by nizetee: 3:54pm On Nov 26, 2016
Love Machine:
I been one ask this Q.

I don answer am.
Religion / Re: Zimbabwean Pastor Sells 'Anointed' Cucumbers To Members During Service. PICS by nizetee: 3:48pm On Nov 26, 2016
kinggogo:
D men too bought

Dem go dey insert am 4 where lipsrsealed shocked grin


If lesbians are buying it, how bout gays? Them no get hole?
Politics / Re: Car Explosion At Benue Government House (PHOTOS) by nizetee: 12:17pm On Nov 22, 2016
Thepasserby:
hmmmmmmmmmm... Make I No call names but I smell something. Next person, can you also smell it too?



You them join them prophesy club? Abi you be one of our scamers called m.o.G or pastors?
Politics / Re: American Voting Center Vs Nigerian Voting Center - Nigerians Reacts by nizetee: 9:45am On Nov 09, 2016
HtwoOw:
Several years on experience ahead of Nigeria what do you expect,

"Nigerians and her government are giving opinions and analyzing the US election but they will never LEARN THEIR voting environment SYSTEM."[sub][/sub]
Politics / Re: I Need Oshiomhole's Services In Abuja- Buhari by nizetee: 11:08am On Nov 08, 2016
Old men self. lipsrsealed

Romance / Re: Job Antwi: I Never Knew Sex Is This Sweet, I Wish I Can Do It Everyday by nizetee: 3:30pm On Nov 07, 2016
NIJJAking:
REPENT NOW OF YOUR SINFUL EVIL WAYS TO AVOID SPENDING YOUR ETERNITY IN HELL FIRE....JESUS CHRIST LOVES AND WARN YOU TO REPENT AND CONVERT NOW TO CHRISTIANITY TO AVOID HELL FIRE WHEN YOU DIE....you are not a mistake creature, God specially made you to be with Him here and in eternity in heaven. Give God a try today and you will know He exists and love you so much.

Was Christ a christian? Did Christ ever try to convert people to Christianity?

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Celebrities / Re: Xvideos Invites Chidinma Okeke After Her Leaked Sex Video by nizetee: 1:26pm On Nov 07, 2016
Slikbae:
I just checked and its their official account.

The worst thing is that even lesbians, prostitutes, womanizers are all calling her names now. Hypocrites!

I hope she finds strength and courage to move on with her life.

Make she take just on roach and she go forget.
Business / Re: What Can #5 Buy In Your Area? by nizetee: 12:38pm On Nov 07, 2016
tgmservice:
I can 4uck an OLOSHO, i swear they are so cheap over here. grin

Arrange one for me abeg, I get one old tear tear #5. Abeg who get salo tape grin
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan Caught Trying To Withdraw $5mill From Her Frozen Account by nizetee: 9:46am On Nov 07, 2016
Maybe she do overdose of roch grin

Business / Re: How To Identify Fake Naira Notes by nizetee: 9:36am On Nov 04, 2016
omoadeleye:
What about how to Identify used cucumber ?

Used Cucumber require some puna sensory perception. Nice question tho. Lol grin
Religion / Re: The Church Can Bail Nigeria Out Of Recession - Pastor Tunde Bakare by nizetee: 12:59pm On Oct 24, 2016
Princelegacylemoha:
HOW WILL THE CHURCH BAIL A COUNTRY .
.
.
.
IS IT BY PRAYERS
OR BY OFFERINGS

If the church should reveal how much it has, not one of its members will ever pay tithe and offerings.

If the church are to withdraw all their monies from the banks, many banks will close down, many will marge shocked
Religion / Re: The Church Can Bail Nigeria Out Of Recession - Pastor Tunde Bakare by nizetee: 12:46pm On Oct 24, 2016
gurunlocker:


People be talking like only church take tithe, don't muslims pay tithe? I forgot the name they call theirs......

Zac cat!
Celebrities / Re: Chidinma Okeke Hands Over Crown Amid Sex Video Scandal (Video, Pics) by nizetee: 10:17am On Oct 24, 2016
EWAagoyin:
puśśy can swallow anything gan ni o....hmmmm

Some fit even hide origin inside grin
Culture / Re: Why Oba Of Benin Was Covering His Mouth by nizetee: 5:19pm On Oct 21, 2016
ouzo1:
Ok..I been feel say na blue boy,him and wives pop wey them the hide am

Baaad guy grin or maybe dem de sniff some hard stuffs off the handkerchief.!

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Romance / Re: Throwback Photo Of A Secondary School Love Letter by nizetee: 12:36pm On Oct 21, 2016
NevetsIbot:
lol.... i never wrote letters except in exams and tests

Who get time for latter? The only later girls understand this days is money. I no de even give money self. They just like my lifestyle and the next thing na to love my bang style grin grin grin Before them know what I son de chop their money grin

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Culture / Re: Strange Scenes From Coronation Of Oba In Benin Kingdom. by nizetee: 10:56am On Oct 20, 2016
CULTure?

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Nairaland / General / Re: See The Owl They Killed At Ikotun Market This Morning by nizetee: 10:38am On Oct 20, 2016
okwyee:
op cant you read the expression on the man's face?
"meat don land" cheesy
@and who's that pretty girl behind him? op help me with her number na..

Your ayes sharp die grin you know better thing chai grin I don crop the picture save am usam for my wallpapers. Op her number pls. I go give u 20 naira reward thanks grin
Politics / Re: Budget Padding: Ministry Officials Grilled, Dogara, Others To Be Invited by nizetee: 12:22pm On Oct 19, 2016
Hahaha grin ;DHahahahihi!

Crime / Re: 2 Armed Robbers Terrorizing Ogun State Arrested (Photo) by nizetee: 4:08pm On Oct 17, 2016
Skain:
I doubt if all the guns really and truly belongs to them.

Cos our police ehen......

This ones look like Photoshop grin

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