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Celebrities / Re: Desmond Elliot At Aso Excellence Awards In Lagos by nizetee: 9:08am On Aug 04, 2016
soberdrunk:
I LOOK AT SOME OF THESE 'BEAUTY QUEENS' AND I CANNOT HELP BUT WONDER WHO THE HELL THE JUDGES ARE? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? N WHETHER "LOOKS" ISNT ONE OF THE CRITERIA............. angry angry angry angry see as this one keep face like foreign scotch egg undecided kiss kiss

The girls must have bribed their way in with their dirty punas grin EFCC should investigate the judges this is corruption. I cannot see a single queen but maids and g mamas living an illusery life they call queens.
Religion / Re: "World To End On July 29" – Conspiracy Theorists Claim by nizetee: 1:29pm On Jul 22, 2016
nrexzy:
Finally we can leave the Zoo

To where?
Politics / Re: Nigerian Soldiers Missing After Boko Haram Ambush by nizetee: 12:12pm On Jul 22, 2016
"Armoured Personnel Carrier (APC)

Guys you notice the quoted line? Is that the real meaning of APC or is it just a coincidence?
Romance / Re: When You Know It’s Marriage O’clock(pictures). by nizetee: 11:52am On Jul 22, 2016
Trina0936:

My sister as I never save enough money to use rent house nko?? undecided
Abeg I fit squat with you? Where you dey first make I know?? grin

I beg come squat with me. I promise say I no go nack you unless you want grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Braless Photo On Instagram Causes Commotion, Fans Blast Her by nizetee: 9:14am On Jul 22, 2016
BeeBeeOoh:
You don't know what I'm doing with my Vaseline now

How many barrel of Vaseline do you use in a month?
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Braless Photo On Instagram Causes Commotion, Fans Blast Her by nizetee: 9:10am On Jul 22, 2016
nikkypearl:
Vaselinecrew!!!!!!
U are hereby summoned ! sad

So without those celebs verselin won't sell much. No wonder verseline is expensive . grin
Romance / Re: Do Modern Day Nigerian Ladies Prefer This Wooing Method? by nizetee: 3:27pm On Jul 21, 2016
Kakamorufu:
i can attest to that as well, buh am talking for relationship sake, not for fuvck sake
Relationship na means to an end. The end name bulala! I don nack many without wooing. I beg op drop that relationship talk jo, who get time for that one. Why roam about the fance when punagate dey open wide like dusakigate?
Celebrities / Re: Laura Ikeji Slammed Over Her Breast Exposure [PICS] by nizetee: 9:23am On Jul 20, 2016
goldbim:
grin grin..welcome to physics class..our topic for today is "GRAVITY".. .. the brilliant students understand better. lipsrsealed .
Very good example of the force of gravity.

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Politics / Re: Fayose Launches Tree Planting In Ekiti State. Photos by nizetee: 11:20am On Jul 19, 2016
Smart governor ! Cut down trees in a small area of a forest, then start replanting trees in a small section of a forest to control erosions in the towns! Kudos to Fayose a hard working Governor grin But If their will be any erosion in that area it will only affect the one they cleared grin grin pls who knows the cost of this giant project.?

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Politics / Re: Charging Of Phones Infront Of My Office In Badagry This Morning by nizetee: 5:14pm On Jul 18, 2016
DickDastardly:
grin
Op pls identify the phones belonging to Zombies, kindly deep them in water .... and here below is for you, incase they start trouble grin cool

You no go kill me with laff.
Crime / Re: Reason Why Nigerian Youths Are Rushing Into (confraternities) Cultism by nizetee: 9:52am On Jul 18, 2016
A cultist may be among the commentators here. Since the article says one out of five are involved.
Politics / Re: Fashola Gives Conditions For Stable Power Supply by nizetee: 2:09pm On Jul 16, 2016
TomLepskie:
NDA please stop the bombing of our gas pipelines so that we can have constant power, thanks.

I don't support the niger delta scavengers for their crimes. But you must be sleep talking or drunk to think we can be having constant power if the bombing stops. Has Nigeria ever had constant power even before the bombing? Answer me.
Politics / Re: NSDSC Destroys 250 Illegal Refineries, Arrests 118 Vandals by nizetee: 1:02pm On Jul 16, 2016
kbams241:
Only God knws why I was born a Nigerian. Politicians stealing day and night and it's legal to dem.i wish it is so easy for we ordinary people to leave dis country for all dis politicians so dat de can loot der ways into d grave. Poor man carry chicken na 30years in prison,politician carry $2.1billion na plea bargain. No job opportunity. Na poor man pikin get Npower job and na politician pikin get big jobs Lyk FIRS, CBN, NNPC. Y pple no go steal? Is der even hope for d poor? I doubt

Politics / Re: Osinbajo,Apc Governors Storm Benin As Obaseki Flags Off Guber Campaign by nizetee: 12:13pm On Jul 16, 2016
Tundedavies:
All Nigeria politicians are liars

Politics / Re: Osinbajo,Apc Governors Storm Benin As Obaseki Flags Off Guber Campaign by nizetee: 12:10pm On Jul 16, 2016
[quote author=wasco24 post=47591762]Let see how the two devils (PDP and APC)



Plan to out do each other [quote


I still wonder when people will wake up. Them be thsame.

Education / Re: SUG Election At Federal Polytechnic Offa Turns Bloody, Many Students Killed by nizetee: 11:36am On Jul 16, 2016
knuckbuck:
Leaders of tomorrow behaving like thugs and gangsters of today. God save our tomorrow.

That's why old men still rules this country.
Politics / Re: FG Begs Oil Firms Not To Sack Workers by nizetee: 11:07am On Jul 13, 2016
Change is good grin

Politics / Re: FG Begs Oil Firms Not To Sack Workers by nizetee: 11:00am On Jul 13, 2016
RichYoungNigga:
I wish i have the power to make Nigeria great again.

See how the giant of Africa is going down slowly, small time nah ordinary Ghana go dey talk to us anyhow

"Giant of Africa " Giant in what? Giant in corruption. Nigeria is not only going down slowly but has gone down fast already. angry
Celebrities / Re: Clarion Chukwurah Is Now A Jehovah's Witness by nizetee: 9:25am On Jul 13, 2016
As I see them in black I think say them convert to shiat. grin
Celebrities / Re: Lady Begs Jim Iyke For Sex On Instagram (screenshots) by nizetee: 3:24pm On Jul 12, 2016
Johnny19:
Jisos see free punna grin


If an u be Jim you go nackam abi?
Education / Re: World’s Top 1,000 Universities: Nigeria Fails To Make List by nizetee: 1:58pm On Jul 12, 2016
Useless fragmented country. angry angry angry

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Politics / Re: Herdsmen Attacks: 81 Dead In Benue State. by nizetee: 4:24pm On Jul 11, 2016
grossintel:
I strongly doubt this country will remain one again.

Nigeria has never been one. Nigeria is divided beyond any recorded statistics of religion, tribes, indigin, politics... Even the national anthem and the pledge is a mind control tool to brainwash the gullible shitizins.

It's a shame that even the intituitions that should be learned enough to see Nigerians as one getting involve in fees distinctions. "indigin" pays less., "non indigin" pays more. Are the so called non indigins, non Nigerian? Useless fragmented country . angry angry angry

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Business / Re: 9 Annoying Sets Of Nigerians You'd Meet At An ATM Queue by nizetee: 11:31am On Jul 08, 2016
How about the one who farts for security reasons to keep people from coming too close to see their passwords! grin grin

Politics / Re: Ekiti Lawmakers Protest Against Harassment Of Fayose By FG by nizetee: 3:12pm On Jun 29, 2016
The power of food. They know their rice.
Sports / Re: Footballer Ugochi Desire Oparanozie Shows Off Her Swag In New Photos by nizetee: 9:51am On Jun 24, 2016
She's handsome grin
Education / Re: Muslim Clerics At Osun School To Enforce Hijab On School Girls by nizetee: 11:10am On Jun 21, 2016
The content is more important than the container.

Religion / Re: Igbo Woman From Enugu Converts To Islam by nizetee: 2:24pm On Jun 13, 2016
amtaken:
"Every person shall be entitled to freedom of thought, conscience and religion, including freedom to change his religion or belief, and freedom (either alone or in community with others, and in public or in private) to manifest and propagate his religion or belief in worship, teaching, practice and observance.

I refer to Chapter IV Section 38 of the Constitution of the Federal Republic of Nigeria.


And also freedom from all religion (freedom to be non religious).



Celebrities / Re: Odunlade Adekola With The Tallest Man In Lagos [photo] by nizetee: 4:05pm On Jun 06, 2016
Who go dig one of this Easter Island men come naija. I no no say the thing tall like this na only em head I bin dey see grin grin

Crime / Re: Student Beaten To Death By Police In Benue (Photo) by nizetee: 4:38pm On May 20, 2016
SARS VIRUS grin
Politics / Re: Nigerians Can Now Spot The Difference Between APC And PDP — Mark by nizetee: 4:10pm On May 17, 2016
Josegun:
Not yet sir



Gbam!
Politics / Re: Nigerians Can Now Spot The Difference Between APC And PDP — Mark by nizetee: 3:50pm On May 17, 2016
Which way Nigeria?

Phones / Re: Etisalat Follows Suit ; 1.5GB Data Now Cost N1000 by nizetee: 9:36am On May 12, 2016
David25:
that's funny. shouldn't that data volume increase as the price increase?

for example 2k for 3.5Gb

how is 8k _ 8gb? who worked this maths for them??

following the first arithmetic
4K should give 7gb
so 8k should give nothing less than 14gb. this is outrageous.

Simple arithmetic, Wallahi grin

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