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Bernie Mac,you were one of my favourite comedian.Your passing came as shock to me,still trying to understand why.
Am gonna miss you a lot.
May your soul rest in peace.

[quote author=$$Rhino link=topic=155861.msg2595122#msg2595122 date=1217614364]and what are the dos and donts?[/quote]Donts like i said no cuddling.
Dos,anything else that will get me to mount Kilimanjaro.

@ Lakanye,
Oh!!!! now i see,good to know you are a girl.
More power to you.

nothing.

@ poster,
I cry just by watching a Kodak commercial.
Men don't feel anything when we cry,if they do pretend they feel something,is cause they get some cuddling out of it and it will get them laid. Jerks.

[quote author=LAKANYE~ link=topic=139240.msg2584543#msg2584543 date=1217466177]I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR QUOTES OF "NORMAN BAIT"

Norman Bait is a character in the classic movie psycho, he had multiple personality.
Cause in the start of this thread i thought you were female only to understand that you are a guy,i'm not sure which you are but, i still think you are cool.[/quote]

[quote author=$$Rhino link=topic=155861.msg2588354#msg2588354 date=1217524091]Are you kidding me, so how will u feel when he is holding u tight because he is getting to the mountain of kilmanjaro?[/quote]I layout the do's and don't before we start.

pre-intimacy for me,its more exciting.
Cuddling makes me claustrophobic.

@ Meshinoye,
If you look like that ,am proposing marriage
"Am on bended knees"

@ Poster,
Its not only french kiss,they are bad in bed too.

Men everything else okay but damn those eye
What happened.

You guys are killing me.

God bless whoever started this thread and all that contributed,you guys make me love naija more and miss the land.
I'm home sick.

@ Lakanye,
I think you did a great thing by taking full custody of your daughter,that shows responsibility and guts.Good luck to you men.

What i really don't understand is the Norman Bait character you pulled.

If you ask me, i think he should be executed .

When you get to age where when ever you Cross your legs you start feeling
that crazy sensation,i say go for it.

Ugep, Cross River State

Hey let me remind you that not everybody from cross river state can speak Efik,so the next time you are posting any thing like this be specific.
It should be if you can speak Efik or ibibio not if you are from Cross River State.

@ POSTER.

hell no.

@ poster,
You are such a sellout to your race and please stop calling African women bitches,i wonder what race your mother is, if you have sisters where they belong.
Me jealous of hispanic women, ha ha ha in your face,fooooooooooool.
Get over your self go get married to who ever you want to,who gives a Bleep.

@ Poster, i think you are disrespecting African chicks abroad,who wants your sorry ass,go get the hispanic girls and after few years you'll be back looking for a sister,like all theothers before you.

I met a guy who had it all, the looks,personality and above all brains,
the first time we met i observed his problem which was mouth odor but,
since he had all other quality am looking for in a man i thought i can for
look one little fault and work something out,believe me i tried very hard to not
let it bother me but, after two weeks just couldn't do it any more.I think its
the worst thing anybody can have. And i really did like him. After that i was
like i'll settle for an ugly dude, instead of that.

For me i think male olu Jacobs and Female Joke Silver.
They are both fluent,easy to understand.
Not like Stephenie Okereke with her fake accent.

[quote author=Negro_Ntns link=topic=143928.msg2395644#msg2395644 date=1213941272]pardon my drunnkeness tonighjt. How old is ya mother?[/quote]Negro, you so crazy.hope you are sober now.

RedHotChic:
Will you forgive your mother?

Yes i'll forgive my mother, she is family.

I'm still cheating on my guy
and it feels so good.And guess
what,it's with a younger dude.
Very satisfying.

@Negro,

What does sweet!!!!! mean to Men,please i need highlight am curious.
Hope you are a man.

He was great,stood up for what he believed in.
That made him simply inspirational to a lot of people though his life style was not the best,so are most of us ,nobody is perfect .
Only Christ.

@ Simplycute,

You are welcome.

@ Negro
Don't be hatting, i don't think Nigerian men are monkeys, you just said it. we need more men like simplycute cause they are sensitive which makes them understand how to treat woman.

If i find him in bed with my mother.

Eh everything else i may forgive.

The power of love by------------------------------ Celine Dion.


Don't call the guy gay for being sensitive,it's sweet and sexy.