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Literature / Re: Black Maria by nkemdave(m): 8:05am On Nov 22, 2017
Rhoda again undecided undecided
Literature / Re: Black Maria by nkemdave(m): 11:56am On Nov 18, 2017
daremiarchs:
cry Basket! Return our 30bn o

grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Lists Her 2018 Goals (photos) by nkemdave(m): 2:34pm On Nov 17, 2017
johnime:
I have been a bad ass chick , like a very bad girl. I have snatched people’s husbands and boyfriends.
Many times men leave their women in the alter because of me, sometimes I use jazz if the guy proves strong head or Stubborn.
I have been wild , the only thing I have not done is kill but I have really messed up.There was one time I asked a man to go beat up is pregnant wife because she confronted me to leave her man alone, and on the process of him beating her, she lost the baby .Nler I have been wicked.

I have broken so many home just for pleasure and now it’s my turn but I am scared as Bleep.
I am about to get married next month but I am scared of that thing they Called karma, I have heard so much about it and I know it might come visiting me so hard . Nlers I need help . I have gone to my Rev., to confess , I have built a motherless Baby home for the helpless, I have an NGO that helps women , I have helped people just to satisfy my conscience before I get married but still I am really scared .

Nlers help me . I have prayed to God but I don’t know if he has forgiving me .
Nlers what else can I do to liberate my self and conscience? I smell karma everywhere I go . I see her knocking on my door . Nlers help me I need advise , what can I do to wash away my past life?
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If u need advise, please create ur own topic.
Literature / Re: Black Maria by nkemdave(m): 1:14pm On Nov 15, 2017
This episode is making me become emotional.

Every champion must encounter challenges. Peter Black has encountered alot of challenges, I believe these challenges will forge him into something else.

Though I feel the pains of Basket, he should have splitted the money accordingly and part ways with Peter instead of harbouring vegeance in his mind.

Some girls are like Rhoda...... they go for who they love, and not who love them (that's the irony of life). Rhoda have lost someone special. I believe she has learn't her lessons.

Above all, this wonderful story has made me long for more. Thumps up Larrysun

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Literature / Re: Black Maria by nkemdave(m): 1:15pm On Nov 09, 2017
Peter now have more troubles...........how I wish he had earlier avoided Rhoda and told Basket about Rhoda.

Well, let's see how more events will unfold.

Many thanks for this update #Larrysun.
Romance / Re: Any Lady Who Isn't Ready To Live By These Rules Is Not Worth A Proposal!!! by nkemdave(m): 9:17am On Nov 03, 2017
jezuzboi:
I know that young ladies may never agree with me. But whoever will implement these points in her marriage will be the happiest of all and shall make a nice home; unless otherwise. This was established by Mrs. Martha de Purenez, who died at the age of 104. She spent 82 years in marriage. In her lifetime, she noted the following;

1. The husband is always right.
The husband is not always right. Sometimes, listen to ur wife.

2. The husband is always the master of the family even if he has no job and NO MONEY.

[s]3. The wife must ask for permission from the husband before going to bed if the husband isn't yet in bed, as well as before turning her face away from him on the bed. The husband is still the master and has full control on all the operations even in bed.[/s] Proper discussion will enable the woman know her husband is weak or vice versa.

4. If there is a quarrel with the husband and then a visitor comes, the wife should smile as if nothing happened.

5. Anytime the wife thinks she is right on a matter, she should refer herself to Article number 1.

6. A good wife must go to bed in her nightdress with no panties or bra, (except during your monthly flow, which he must know about) to allow the husband access to her at any time he feels like (NOTE: All women should note that this is a man's greatest desire in marriage - especially if he loves the woman).

7. A woman MUST NEVER refuse her husband's romance expect on the grounds of health and prayers. Even in such cases, she must POLITELY and LOVINGLY explain to him.

8. When the husband is shouting, the wife keeps quiet and that is the time to apologize for whatever has upset him. (NOTE: Apologizing to him after you have shouted back and insulted him DOES NOT WORK!) .

[s]9. The wife should always seek the husband's permission before making any decision except where he has previously granted you the permission on that particular issue. [/s] Not only the woman but likewise the man. And not all decisions, except u want her to take permission before going to urinate, defecate, etc.

10. A wife should always excuse the husband to the children if he comes home late.

[s]11. Even on a personal matter a wife waits for her husband with her ideas but must take those of her husband when he is back home.[/s] Not in all situation, bro. Expect she is a dullard. Eg. What if it includes life

12. [s]The wife must never use work in the day as an excuse to deny him at night. Let him be the one to say, "Oh, you must be tired after all the stress of the day!" It is best that way. [/s] Sometimes, u need to let her be because, body no be firewood ooo wink

13. The wife never goes to sit down in her husband's office unless in an urgent case or an emergency. A good husband too will not come and sit in your office.

[s]14. A good wife does not embark on any kind of expenses without consulting the husband even if it is your own money. A good husband too will not control your money[/s]. It depends on the kind of amount involved and the urgency of matter on ground.

[s]15. The best way to settle misunderstandings is in the bedroom. If a misunderstanding lingers and he does not make a move in bed, a good wife should make the move.[/s] A man is not always right, sometimes he need to make the move. Begging ur wife when u're wrong is not a crime.

16. The wife never refuses to prepare his meals, even if he is refusing to eat due to annoyance. When he has refused 2 meals, prepare his favorite, with tempting treats.

[s]17. The wife has no orders to give to her husband, but she receives orders from him.[/s] Ur wife is not ur slave, she is ur other half. Dont order her around, tell her to assist u with these or that.

18. The wife must always respect the husband. Next to freedom of access to his wife's body, this is a man's most important concern.

19. The wife has to control her jealousy and never show it in public.

20. The good wife pays visits to her parents as well as to her in-laws only with the permission of the husband. And under normal circumstances, accompanied by the husband.

[s]21. A good wife never entertains guests in her home without the husband's knowledge and consent. Not even your own relations. [/s] Is she to going to tell her visitors to wait outside or come back later because her husband is not aware of their presence

[s]22. NEVER ENTERTAIN ANY MALE GUEST WITHOUT HIS KNOWLEDGE. Not even his own blood brother He may not talk or complain about some, but be sure he has counted it against you.[/s] You will count it for her, if u dont trust ur wife. Anyways, husband differs

[s]23. The wife never goes out anywhere without permission from her husband.[/s] I think u should sometimes use the word "tell or inform" instead of "permission"

NB: Dear woman, know that THE POWER OF A GOOD WIFE IS IN HER WEAKNESS. Please, as stupid as this may sound to you, use it and watch your husband become your lover once again. This was Mrs. Martha de Purenez’s secret recipe for a happy marriage and full control of her home.

She did all the above and was the one running the home; NOT HER HUSBAND!!! His love and respect for her were second to none!!! If you wish to marry well and have all that control over your home, you might want to consider taking this to heart. A WORD IS ENOUGH FOR THE WOMAN WHO IS WISE!!!

I am not fully in support of all the things stated above. Although, husbands differs. The woman herself is not a robot or slave, she needs respect too.

Above are my inputs. This are my humble opinions

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Politics / Re: If You Could Exchange Your Governor For Another Governor, Who Would It Be? by nkemdave(m): 8:43am On Nov 03, 2017
cremedelacreme:
Though Rochas is not my governor, but it's better Imo state becomes governorless. grin

Hmmmmmm........... True.

What can u say about Abia State
Literature / Re: Black Maria by nkemdave(m): 8:18am On Nov 02, 2017
kingphilip:
no o

He was introducing the story from where it all began
grin grin grin funny dude
Literature / Re: Black Maria by nkemdave(m): 9:00am On Nov 01, 2017
LarrySun:


As the friends rode happily into the sunset, what they didn’t know was that there was not going to be a next time, for this was the last time Peter Black and John Balewa would be robbing together.

After reading this paragraph, my heartbeat has increased. grin

The suspense is killing, please come and update ooo.

Nice work Mr. Larrysun
Literature / Re: Black Maria by nkemdave(m): 9:58am On Oct 27, 2017
LarrySun:
I apologise for the late update.

Apology accepted with thanks sir grin grin grin grin

Go and sin no more grin

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Literature / Re: Black Maria by nkemdave(m): 7:45am On Oct 17, 2017
Black and Basket have just upgraded their art of stealing.. grin grin

I just hope that their friendship will carry on for a long time.

Enjoying this piece of art. Kudos to Larrysun

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Literature / Re: Black Maria by nkemdave(m): 3:58pm On Oct 10, 2017
LarrySun:


“What!” screamed Peter, “The same television all of us in this street watch?” He jumped up and landed on his bottom. He began to wail loudly, “Someone has robbed our landlord! Someone has robbed us! Our landlord’s telly! Our telly! Somebody help us! Our telly is gone!” He rose up and began to run around the compound helter-skelter like the landlord. If the landlord ran left, he would run right; if the landlord went north, he would go south.



I cant stop laughing after reading this paragraph........ Peter na correct actor.

More ink to your pen #LARRYSUN

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Literature / Re: Black Maria by nkemdave(m): 7:19am On Oct 06, 2017
LarrySun:
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Having successfully lifted the treasure from the shelf, Basket faced another rigour of having to carry the load past the doorway. His backbone nearly broke and the television almost fell off of him.

“What next?” Black asked as soon as his friend finally made it outside.

“We’re going to Chidi Electronics Shop,” Basket grunted painfully.


Basket and Black......I hope u guys dint get busted
Literature / Re: Black Maria by nkemdave(m): 7:41am On Aug 31, 2017
Black and Basket, please teach that girl a lesson. Nice story #Larrysun
Literature / Re: RE-INCARNATION [gods in MEN] by nkemdave(m): 8:47am On Aug 25, 2017
Dear Jomagibs,

Why is it taking so long for you to update na
Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Orji Celebrates 33rd Birthday As A Virgin by nkemdave(m): 8:24am On Aug 24, 2017
It's really rare to find a lady/guy of her calibal who is still a virgin at that age.....

May her right man locate her someday....Amen
Literature / Re: Black Maria by nkemdave(m): 11:17am On Aug 10, 2017
Waiting for the dubious plan of Peter Black.
Literature / Re: Black Maria by nkemdave(m): 11:13am On Aug 10, 2017
LarrySun:
What if the bubble can stand the prick of the pin?

Hmmmmmm....... If the bubble [/b]can stand the prick of the [b]pin,
then know that bubble is tougher than it appears to be.....
Literature / Re: Black Maria by nkemdave(m): 4:19pm On Aug 01, 2017
Well done.
Enjoying the story....... Thumps up.
Literature / Re: Hidden Diamonds by nkemdave(m): 1:10pm On Jul 28, 2017
EvaJael:

I've been racking my brain to find out who I haven't seen but I couldn't remember. Welcome back bro

Thanks
Literature / Re: Call Of The Wind: THE GENESIS [Magic] by nkemdave(m): 3:37pm On Jul 27, 2017
Hmmmm..... this is one of a kind.

Wishing George goodluck in his quest.

Nice update #Pabon.

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Literature / Re: Hidden Diamonds by nkemdave(m): 3:26pm On Jul 27, 2017
Nice update...

Good to be back.

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Literature / Re: RE-INCARNATION [gods in MEN] by nkemdave(m): 3:25pm On Jul 27, 2017
jomagibs:
Abeg na make una no de make me feel guilty.... I no abandon the story.

I just dnt want to be online to avoid ur needs for update..

This stry cnt die

Please continue the story oooo.

I am patiently waiting for OSINACHI's return.
Literature / Re: Tarasha 2 - The Return For Revenge by nkemdave(m): 12:12pm On Jul 27, 2017
manuel80:
Damn! !!!
Trust me I haven't read something as good as this in months

All I kept wondering when I started reading this piece was if oyinprince wasnt part of the scriptwriters of Nikita

This is captivating, a masterpiece, nice setup and great story line

Well done man
I just don't know how else to appreciate u for this but well done.

This is truely an interesting story. I almost alleged him to one of the scriptwriters of Nikita too
Literature / Re: Black Maria by nkemdave(m): 12:08pm On Jul 27, 2017
Ghen! Ghen!! Ghen!!!

Finally, the bubble is about to be bursted
Literature / Re: Tarasha 2 - The Return For Revenge by nkemdave(m): 7:19am On Jul 25, 2017
Why now, Chief Gab

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Literature / Re: Death Cries!!! By Njoku Nonso Emmanuel by nkemdave(m): 1:26pm On Jul 21, 2017
Njokunonsochukwu:
Before I start, I will like to call on some people whom I did learn one or two things from, to come to the VIP section.


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Welcome my superiors, am Loyal!!!

Please I will be Posting 2 WIPs everyday, stay with me,!!!


The Story is now Officially Open!!!

My senior Oga. Well done sir.

I don book my seat for this tori oooo grin grin
Literature / Re: Witches And Wizards by nkemdave(m): 8:24am On Jul 20, 2017
Ozila, welcome back from the underworld. grin grin

Nice update
Literature / Re: Tarasha 2 - The Return For Revenge by nkemdave(m): 8:22am On Jul 20, 2017
do4luv14:



gerrra here jor, ur own go be number 1000 , mak u no work u hear grin

hahahaha, the movie disc go finish before e reach my hand. I fit give bribe to become number 1? cheesy grin
Literature / Re: Black Maria by nkemdave(m): 2:58pm On Jul 19, 2017
Well done Mr. Larry. More ink to your pen

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