His court case is coming. He thinks he's in Africa abi

adam500hr:
Hi nlanders, great morning to you all, of recent, have been suspecting my wife. She suddenly asked me for over 2million to pay rent for a new place to continue her biz, in which I declined for good reasons, because the place I had set up for her is just a year old and I spent alot on another mans property, yet no profit has even come out of the biz to even say it services part of the family's responsibility. Knowing fully well I rarely say no to her request, she felt more bad that I insisted on the decline. Infact she told me she was going to take a loan, I said if she does, my hand nor dey there, I said she should have patience like a year more that I will finance it, but she keeps saying the vacancy she saw is an opportunity that she does not want to lose it, I still maintained my decision of declining.


One night, she said she'll need my psychological support on the loan she wants to take, I replied that I cannot offer psych support on what I disagree upon, then she said I dont want to help her at all, that how much did I even spend for the first business, that is it up to 2 million, in which I spent more than. At that moment, I knew the wife I married was an ungrateful one, I just told her point blank that she should go for the loan and loan more to fix the place and buy everything she needs, then after she repays the loan, I'll blv shes a true business man and that I'll financially support anything she decides to do thereafter. She said well, I am scared of the loan, but she'll by whatever means get the money, I replied saying, whatever means u plan on getting it, make sure its clean.

Few days after, I figured out shes no longer interested in orgasm during sex, she just gives me and thats it, I already knew shes probably thinking too much and overworking herself to bring about a solution to where the money was gonna come out from, so I asked her why she has not been interested in orgasm, she said I should know that shes been working on some "BLOW JOBS" say what? She said u know have been working on some projects to get money to continue the biz, I said but u just said Mouth Action, she no I didnt say anything as such, Nlanders, If I lie make i nor see better, that was what came outta her mouth, but I am not concluding anything, just that its strange for such mistake to have been spewed. Though I got suspicious and decided to follow up on her. She has been talking to someone in secret, when she sees me she stylishly and quickly hang up. So I decided to make a very risky and rash move, that would either pay off, or ruin things. I yelled I know what u have been doing, you are a hoe that can never be trusted, that I think am done with this marriage. She got really worried that why would i call her such bla bla, she could not sleep that day, that gave me more reason to feel sumtin is probably going down, next day she sends me a text saying for me to keep calling her a hoe that she must have done something that warrants itm but she does not want to be referred ti as that anymore, and there is something am not telling her though.

I told her, I will break the news of what I know when the time is right, she then replied after two days of emotional trauma that she has finally decided to take the bold step to make my life and hers easy, she dont intend to create no drama, that all she needs me to do to avoid her getting any embarrassment from me, (what she meant is not letting people know why am calling her a hoe) is she wants me to let her know the terms and conditions with the kids and any other thing i think she should know before-hand. She also stated she would have loved to stay for her kids, but her emotions and health is failing her.

Nlanders, though I took a big risk, but isnt my confrontation with just 40% proof brought about a revelation that something has indeed happened from her response? I need candid response here as I am about to take my own decision, I cant stand a cheating wife biko.

Dude, mail me let's talk. I don't have strength to be typing epistles here

Everyone saying she's just making you jealous are clearly naive minded ignorant kids.
I wanna hear your story again when you're calm, no duress.

ANIEXTY:
I dedicat this song to lala
*[TEKNO-rara remix]*
*mic check*
*Singing*
lala, Person don kee snake o !
.person don kee snake o !
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.and the lady don tear the snake
.and the lady don tear the snake o!
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(chorous) 4get about the small snakes oo!
make we talk about dis big snake oh,
aye-aye o, aye o pe meji o......

abeg mention me when this tread hit F.P !

unclezuma:
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Two of una ehn got no chill

baylord101:
It's late already, Lalasticlala no get time for snake


#Modifid
I knw it, this post will make fp

My first 3 words will be.... Holy fucklng Zachariah

Credit: Vanguard newshttp://www.vanguardngr.com/2017/04/can-now-buy-smart-phones-credit/amp/

28 APR 2017
Solo, RenMoney, Airtel make it possible

By Tare Youdeowei

Before the introduction of mobile phones in Nigeria in 2001, the country had landlines; just about 450, 000 people had them. With the coming of mobile phones, the number of phone lines skyrocketed to 30 million by 2016.

So far phones have become both a necessity and status symbol, basically a must have. This necessity has always been acquired with cash in hand; hence, if you don’t have that N15, 000 for your children’s stay-at-home mobile phone or that N315, 000 for a smart phone that makes you stand out as a business executive, you are not getting a mobile phone.

Today, cash in hand is no longer compulsory to buy a phone, so say Solo, Airtel, and RenMoney at a press briefing in Lagos where they launched the Solo Aspire M smart phone available for N4,150 monthly on the Airtel network , with RenMoney as the credit providers.


Wole Abu, Head of Sales, Airtel Nigeria, who represented the Chief Commercial Officer, said; “This partnership is exciting because it underscores our value for innovation as a company. We try to anticipate the customer’s needs and meet optimally. With what we have today, we are putting real value in the hands of the people. This collaboration means that you don’t have to spend all your money to by a phone; it is about giving customers what they need without breaking a sweat.”

For the smart phone maker, Tayo ogundipe, Solo’s Chief Executive Officer, it is about smart phone penetration. “This is about finding a solution to a problem that exists, which is smart phone penetration. We are passionate about this because for most in Africa, the smart phone is the only computer they ever come across. The whole point is to help democratic ownership of smart phones to improve the quality of life for Africans. We have identified access to credit has a major barrier, hence this partnership.


“In developed climes, nobody pays the full price for a phone and it is really hampering smart phone penetration in Africa. The point of this innovation is to bridge the gap which the absence of financial history has caused.”

Aiming at changing lives, Ian Abrahams of RenMoney disclosed; “Our mission is to provide simple financial solutions. Our partnership is to change the lives of every Nigerian. We chose to partner with Solo because they can provide a smart, good, easy to use and affordable smart phone. We chose Airtel because they have the volume and reach to get us to where we want to be.

“For us to make this work we cannot wait for two weeks for credit. This credit is available in 10 minutes. So far we have given 981 phones in the pilot phase. All the rigours of regular banking have been eliminated.”

Explaining the details of the offer, Bobby Iduoze, Senior Manager Devices and Data provided; “With N4,150 cash payment and the same amount subsequently for 12 months, you get a new Solo Aspire M smart phone, 12GB data, 720 minutes free call and SMS and unlimited social bundle. After the first cash payment subsequent payments are to a designated account that cannot be used for regular phone credit functions. You simply dial *486*pin#.


“Existing Airtel users need to have spent a stipulated number of months on the network, those not on Airtel will have to get on the network. The next stage is provide proof of identity, proof of address and BVN for documentation purposes. For repairs and replacement, there is full phone insurance for N1, 500. When the network is notified upon loss or theft, the phone will be locked. Defaulters’ phones will also be locked.”


The Solo Aspire M smart phone is fitted with quad core, 1GB RAM, 8GB ROM, Android 5.1, 1,800 mAH, 13 mega pixel camera, as well as a 5 inches screen, to mention a few.

The phone specs are rather very limited, but do you welcome this idea?

twinskenny:
Wow glo.has reduced there data volume 1k now give 1.6gb chai

glo ooooo, God will bless you plenty. now i have more reasons to dump your network for mtn. dancing shoki

remiproxy:
mine

Pls edit and post your location

Debroslink:
Glo 4g mifi speed some minutes ago.

Pls edit and post your location

olurotimi1:
Please what are the bands on Glo mifi Huawei e5377bs-508

It's most probably locked on to band 28 ONLY. My research on that their mifi yielded that answer.

freetalk1:


my ntel is soo slow in surulere that i turn it off

Users have confirmed that ntel sucks right now

I appreciate all your replies. I believe the above info would help Nigerians with 4G phones in choosing a good data provider in their area.

greenhulk:


If I hear u call ntel the only true 4g network. That network provider is a scam, that picture is from early days back in early 2016. The same ntel that I have dumped their stupid network since November last year because of unbearable speed even before they started this their threshold nonsense. People that are using Ntel are lamenting, go to their thread on nairaland and see for urself.

For me the best 4g in Nigeria in terms of speed and latency is MTN. Ever since I switched to MTN it has been very rosy for me.

Pls modify your comment and add your location. That is more helping so others can choose mtn there

Ok, i was thinking of giving ntel a try, but Ntel is pathetic
Glo seems good in GRA, Benin.
Mtn looks great in phc.


All the above are 4G results from the above NL posts

okonja:
When the going was good with NTEL as at 2016, I unofficially marketed them like craze right here in Abuja, NOW that the network is sh.it, I am not gonna be tired in letting people know.

Using 4G on any other network?

To clarify a quick widespread suspicion by some NLers, I'm not an ntel staff. My other threads can assure you of that.
Currently on glo, using a 4G sim and 4G phone with their b28, but still can't find 4G in my location. Their 3G sucks too.
Used mtn, but didn't get 4G either.
Why una wan kill the messenger? Abeg showcase your 4G signal strength and location. Help others in choosing an actual 4G data provided in their area.
Make una think of this as a poll.
And as regards the image i uploaded showcasing ntels speed, it seems their speed had throttled down. At least it better than inexistent glo, except that guy from benin (e b like sey i go move go there sef )

slimderek:
Glo 4G Benin

okonja:


If you want to test n showcase your speed for real, goto www.fast.com now, screenshot, quote me and upload your result, otherwise you are an Ntel staff trying to pacify angry customers suffering from the fair usage policy.

Below were the screenshots of the result I got after exceeding the daily threshold yesterday and mistakenly restarted the router....the second result was after 12am

Abeg o. I no be staff.

writejhn27:
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Lol

abhosts:
If Ntel is that Fast, how com many of their users complain of slow speeds?

Here is my MTN 4G Screenshot:

Bros your location pls

4llerbuntu:



Loooool.

I see. Tecno style marketing

Una Don see where dem dey hide Belle, come hide the result?

Gbèsè lo má end eh

Lol. Abeg bros na the tin wey i like bout them. Other networks too should have something like that.

okonja:
Ntel used to be fast BUT it is no more today. They are no more unlimited like they claimed, what they do now is just offer enough data on their plans OR How can you claim to be unlimited service provider and your monthly plan is capped at 3GB daily usage, that's literally 90GB in a month and it's NOT unlimited

Thanks for the ntel update. Abeg wetin be your location?

alt3r3g0:


This pics is misleading..Ntel is nowhere near that today. Put a date so that innocent peeps dont fall victim. That pics is from may 2016 and as the saying goes "i get am before nor be property"

Put your own test and not someone elses own.

True. I should've included the date! But not all users on the thread complained of slow data speeds. That's another reason i have credit to the owner of the image.
Yet to get 4G signal in my area, Ikorodu. Believed glo hype until i saw twas just story telling


That's why this thread exists. Showcase your 4G signal strength and location! Help fellow Nigerians in choosing a good 4G data provider in their area

lexrichy:
I have alcatel pop 4 plus for sale, works with all 4g networks including glo 4g.
Comes with 2gig ram 16gig rom snapdragon processor. Price is 48k.location is benin.

Bros, don't want theoretical quotes. No one here wants to buy a phone. If your network provider offers 4G, pls share a screenshot and your location with a Speedtest result

Ebubemg:
my mtn have 4G but I don't have MB to do speed test, I'm managing my subscription

What area are you located?

Ebubemg:
my Airtel fast pass this shi.t by far

Too bad you're not on 4G.
His location is why smile seemed slow

Jodforex:
Inter C network on my Tecno Phonepad3@home Rumudara-eneka axis, PHC

Thanks for the reply Jodforex. But damn smile sucks in your office! . That's a 2G speed on a 4G signal right there.

whywhyogun:


have you ever imagined to have sex with any girl in the street, randomly ?

women , like me, could fancy this too.

Yeah, very fancied.

Every data provider seems to be spreading hype about their 4G coverage. It has come to my understanding that most of their claims are fabricated lies to have the masses purchase their services.
The only genuine service seems to be ntel (showcasing their amazing 4G coverage map), and the popular old-timers of 4G (spectranet, swift 4G).
If you have a device, in Nigeria of course, that accesses the 4G network by your data provider, please share a photo, preferably of a Speedtest result, and post with your location.

4G users, make una show!! Help fellow Nigerians in choosing an actual working 4G network provider.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3748894_3631150img20160422wa0008jpegfbc1e8db64773b2572aad8c7df560222_jpegd70f68c3fa4616e07b2cd18137a830e4

Image credit: Stanley08 on Ntel 4G

fatymore:
What does floating means...
An innocent question thou

A floating exchange rate is a regime where the currency price is set by the forex market based on supply and demand compared with other currencies. This is in contrast to a fixed exchange rate, in which the government entirely or predominantly determines the rate.

mizzbouqui:
I'm not saying it

Pls Share joor.

That night is still fuzzy, but I remembered grabbing a woman's tlts while trying to find my way home .
Confession: in my mind I was like....what are those? and I did the needful to find out.
Still can't remember her reaction.

All these people yabing the biatch!!! Mtcheew. My question is who is the Idiot that snapped the photo in the first place?

author=farano post=55731450]I seriously hope this changes the price of garri in the market. I'm a huge eba fan . .

The real slay queen dey above me.