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Investment / Re: "Leave MMM Alone" - Sergey Mavrodi, MMM Founder Tells Bloggers, Journalists by nkemma54(m): 1:04pm On Dec 19, 2016
wikipedia says... S[i]ergey Panteleevich Mavrodi[/i] is a Russian criminal and a former deputy of the State Duma. He is the founder of the МММ series of pyramid schemes.
u side with a criminal, expect to get robbed someday

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: N95k Contract Bank Job in Akwa Ibom Or N85k Full Staff Job In Lagos? by nkemma54(m): 1:00pm On Dec 19, 2016
my advice is stability.
the lagos job is full time, hence more stable. how will he foot bills when the contract jobs runs out of contract?

calabaman:
Hello all.

Please help a friend of mine decide:

He has just been offered a bank job in akwa ibom state, however its a contract job in a commercial banks IT department with a salary of 95,000. Also, he comes from Akwa Ibom.

Thing is he currently employed here in Lagos as a full staff and earns 85,000. however he doesn't enjoy the job.

Now should he stick with this 85k job or take up the 95k job offer knowing how bank contract staff are usually treated, but how stress free akwa ibom is.

#No insults please.
Car Talk / Re: Lagos State Launches New Website To Verify Vehicle Number Plates.. by nkemma54(m): 12:58pm On Dec 19, 2016
nice step in the right direction. now we can have police patrol teams searching for your details before pulling you over. helpful in identifying stolen cars. now all we need now is our own LSPD (lagos state police department)

AutoJoshNG:
With the rate Lagos State is evolving.. you could be left in the dark ages if you waste an extra second blinking your eyes.

A new website has just been launched in Lagos State. It is called Motor Vehicle Registration Search. This website will help verify vehicle number plates..

You would think it only works for Lagos number plates ,but I was surprised when the details of my Abuja number popped up like magic.

Nice one from Akinwunmi Ambode and his team.

Check yours here... http://www.lsmvaapvs.org/ and tell us what you think...

Don't forget to share with your family and friends.

https://autojosh.com/verify-vehicle-number-plates/

Cc
Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Ishilove
Marpol
Semid4lyfe
Obinoscopy

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Romance / Re: Superneat Toyota Hilux For Sale 1.450 by nkemma54(m): 9:41am On Dec 17, 2016
grin grin grin grin grin lwkmd
chimdi101:

Hehe, sarcasm is just awesome!

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Politics / Re: Lagos To Generate Electricity From Garbage by nkemma54(m): 9:30am On Dec 17, 2016
wajaja:
who told u you cross river state is better than Lagos.. have u been their before.. dnt compare death and sleep poop abeg....

do u think a pile of shit feels popular coz of d flies dat r attracted to it? i do. that's the state of lagos.
Politics / Re: Lagos To Generate Electricity From Garbage by nkemma54(m): 9:01am On Dec 17, 2016
shizzy7:
Forseeable...

The more Lagos improves, the larger the population and that's an impeding doom that will shadow the progress.

Other States should stop sleeping abeg.iiii.

yes oda states do need to step up, but it doznt spell doom for lagos. shebi cross river is slightly beta dan lagos. deyv got a monorail, beta tourist sites, and electricity, but still not as populated as lagos.
Politics / Re: Lagos To Generate Electricity From Garbage by nkemma54(m): 8:42am On Dec 17, 2016
Boleyndynasty2:
Very cool move. Maybe state Governments should start thinking of how to generate electricity on their own since FG can't


i have always envisioned this. its beta off for each state to think of standing on its own without the full dependency on the FG.
each state generating its own power, havin its own police force, etc. all dat shd b left for d FG z FG schs/institutions, FG hospitals, FG roads, and d flow of revenue from d FG to support these states

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Car Talk / Re: See The Cars Produced By A Man In Imo State(photos) by nkemma54(m): 11:02pm On Dec 16, 2016
INTROVERT:
This car for good for Dakar rally.....

i swear. just pack in some serious horsepower and torque in dat baby.

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Romance / Re: She Has Just Been Raped By Her Shameless Unemployed Uncle This Morning. by nkemma54(m): 7:37pm On Dec 16, 2016
AngelSweetLips:


It pain you grin

So you waited shocked you're a lil passive aggressive aren't you grin

loving d drama goin on btwm u nd Aniker

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Romance / Re: 5 Female Yoruba Names I Find Sexy by nkemma54(m): 7:28pm On Dec 16, 2016
Berlynn:
my name isn't there angry.......Ifeoluwa

wu u epp?

gosh i love temitayo
Romance / Re: American Woman Cries Out As Nigerian Husband Scams Her To Obtain His Green Card by nkemma54(m): 12:29pm On Dec 16, 2016
abeg dat shit is a ghanian name.
Romance / Re: She Curses Alot by nkemma54(m): 12:26pm On Dec 16, 2016
na only stockfish go open hin eye dey look as rat dey chop am.
nigga are u a stockfish?

u beta run faster dan 'the flash'

thebest1210:
It's a very long story, but I will be as brief as possible and try to give the important points.
Again, pls, don't mind my typo errors.

We have been dating for 7yrs 5 months now. All dese while, we have been having serious fights and arguments. The relationship started right from our university days. Now, we have graduated and I now have my master degree. During this period, dere is no week, we don't quarrel, I've tot of pulling out a number of times, but we still got stuck to each other. Won't lie, I have promised, countless number of times dat I will marry her, yes! And I meant it. Just waiting to have a job first, not to even "blow" b4 I will do the "right" tin.
But in the past few months, d rship has degenerated badly, she insults me like boy, call names, I insult her too. And when it results to a fight, she begins her cursing spree. Telling m how I won't succeed in life, how I will die b4 I reach 30, how I will fail and tinz won't work out for me. To make matter worse, she reported me to her younger sister, who is very far below my age, and dis small gal insulted and cursed the hell out of me. Promised to deal with me. A gal I paid putme form for?? Didn't respond to the gal, cos, it will be childish of me to exchange talks with such a small girl. To make matter worse, wen I told m gal wat her sister said, she told m to my face dat I deserved it! Kai!!
After some days, I decided to apologize to m gal for d insults and the fights. Guess what she said, dat I must apologize to her family first, including the sister b4 she forgives me. Na there my head scatter! I told her to go burn and rot in hell!
Now, i have come to realize that, in their family, I know they were trained solely by deir mother, even though the father is still alive, dey don't respect men. Men are insignificant to dem. How can I marry from such a family?? After all dese curses and insults from members of the family? Y does she always refer to my success, especially my financial success in life whenever we fight? And many other sad stories.
I want to pull out, but I don't knw how.
I need advice pls.
Politics / Re: Real Story Behind Viral Video Of An Elderly Man Kissing A Woman (Photos) by nkemma54(m): 12:29pm On Dec 15, 2016
Mcowubaba:
Why do people like to use their hands and mouths to create problems and controversies for themselves.

Chidinma went nd videoed herself using Cucumber on her hollow chambers
Now this woman went to video herself Romancing and sent it to another person...
Fools everywhere, big time fools.

That's how that mumu girl took pictures of me and her on the bed.
But I serve a living GOD.
I discovered then...
I RESTORED FACTORY SETTINGS ON THE PHONE, WITH HER SIM CARD AND MEMORY CARD STILL on THE PHONE...


God serve us from karashika. Me wey dey plan contest for Course rep grin grin



grin grin grin lmao
Investment / Re: MMM Crash: Over 3million Nigerians Lose Over N18.765billion by nkemma54(m): 8:06am On Dec 15, 2016
kycilae:
Nairaland why are you like this. U ppl are now supporting media. Seun i see u loosing loosing ur place in blog ranking

no mind am. dey carry fake unverified news go FP
TV/Movies / Re: Designated Survivor TV show Fan Page by nkemma54(m): 3:34am On Dec 15, 2016
omo hannah just committed treason o. pulling out a gun during d swearing in of d vice president to save d president from being assassinated while everyone is seeing her as mentally unstable. chai. episode 11 do and come na cry cry cry cry cry
Romance / Re: Guy Proposes To Girlfriend While She Was Complaining Of His Absence by nkemma54(m): 2:33pm On Dec 14, 2016
conductor1:


Source: http://www.somtoo.com/2016/12/aww-guy-proposes-to-girlfriend-while.html

Video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6PvQQYEkfo


nd den she feels like a big fool after her consistent nagging and ranting
Romance / Re: The Sagittarius, Born In November 22 – December 21, Drop In by nkemma54(m): 3:24pm On Dec 02, 2016
wat a fvckin disaster. please use this thread.

https://www.nairaland.com/3498090/all-sagittarius-nov-22-dec

mynd44 shut this thread down pls
Romance / All Sagittarius - Nov 22 To Dec 21 Born - Pls Come In by nkemma54(m): 3:21pm On Dec 02, 2016
so there's currently an active fun group filled with Nlers and Nlers only. not having sagittarius' in there has been a bore for me so if you're born within the aforementioned date and wanna drive other Nlers crazy in both smart and nawti ways (sagittarius' know what i mean) pls drop your contact. working class or not (i'm working class) pls join me in there. please. naijamakossa over to you.

p.s you dont need mention your dob (it'll b appreciated if you do though), as long as you're a sag, kul by me
Romance / The Sagittarius, Born In November 22 – December 21, Drop In by nkemma54(m): 3:01pm On Dec 02, 2016
so there's currently an active fun group filled with Nlers and Nlers only. not having sagittarius' in there has been a bore for me so if you're born within the aforementioned date and wanna drive other Nlers crazy in both smart and nawti ways (sagittarius' know what i mean) pls drop your contact. join me in there. please. naijamakossa over to you.

p.s you dont need mention your dob, as long as you're a sag, kul by me
Education / Re: Benue Students Invent Device For Irrigation Of Food Crops (Photos) by nkemma54(m): 2:42pm On Dec 02, 2016
i have a logical question. How d fvck is dis an 'invented device' for irrigation. if we make the 'prototype' a full scale 'device' wont it just be a tank and a channel of pipes? dats wat it looks like to me undecided

zoba88:
THE YOUNG BENUE INVENTORS...

Benue State is the Food Basket of the Nation, a Basket of Opportunities. To buttress that fact, two students of Benue origin schooling in the state recently invented a device for irrigation of food crops and other plants.

The two young men are Joseph Orya of Mount Saint Gabriels Secondary School, Makurdi and Joshua Ichor of Christ Apostolic Secondary School, Makurdi.

Coordinated by the Benue Innovators Academy, the students participated in the National Children's Arts, Science And Technology Exhibition, EXPO 2016 where they picked the silver medal.

Happily, the Benue State Government under Governor Samuel Ortom has risen in support of the project with a promise to assist the young inventors to develop the irrigation device and make it available for farmers. Governor Ortom stated this when he hosted the students at the Benue Peoples House.



Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/11/2-secondary-school-students-in-benue.html
Family / Re: Early marriage advantages {for Women And Men} Must Read by nkemma54(m): 4:47am On Dec 02, 2016
nairalanddss:


i totally disagree

why wont you disagree? myopic child! undecided
Business / Re: O Shey O! Ncc Suspends Dec 1 Directive To Increase Data Costs by nkemma54(m): 4:44pm On Nov 30, 2016
tosyne2much:
Thank God they listened to our cry

i cry o. i cry well well. grin grin grin i even follow write petition reach mark zuckerberg
Business / Re: O Shey O! Ncc Suspends Dec 1 Directive To Increase Data Costs by nkemma54(m): 4:42pm On Nov 30, 2016
hakeem02:
Ok

no b ur fault. mtn 10mb z usually enof 4 u dats y d news no shake u 4 body. undecided.


as for me, i'm ovajoyed grin grin. at least nigerian senate do 1 tin wey directly affect my life. halting this data price hike. https://www.nairaland.com/3494536/nigerians-reacts-senate-halting-data
Business / Re: O Shey O! Ncc Suspends Dec 1 Directive To Increase Data Costs by nkemma54(m): 4:31pm On Nov 30, 2016
nigerians still dey vex sha

Business / Re: O Shey O! Ncc Suspends Dec 1 Directive To Increase Data Costs by nkemma54(m): 4:28pm On Nov 30, 2016
lalasticlala, tosyne2much, obiorathebully, mynd44, come nd follow me dance, and let nairalanders know of this development
Business / O Shey O! Ncc Suspends Dec 1 Directive To Increase Data Costs by nkemma54(m): 4:27pm On Nov 30, 2016
i no need to talk too much. see the screenshot if you haven't and join me in dancing galala

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