Lol

This one na my brothers do am
Nigaa go dey one isi ewu joint dey sgout, "Chai!Ndi NafuDaki e me vem aru!!!
" mmadi e gwa vam egbe n'amu!"

Gaspardd:

A girl once said to me that i am the neatest guy she has ever met. That doesnt proof anything but do you think you re 100% right with your analysis?

Naa....the girl is also dirrty.
You can be clean and still lacks composure.
Please how did you get the money out, you had it in your wallet or it was squeezed out in your pocket!

Jidibia:

Lol..... That's what we are trying to trash out here. He should change his mentality or better still, since he is poor, he should be inviting girls to his house rather than going out on a date. And I am sure, cus he lives cheap and he is cheap, he will only offer pure water to his guests who come visiting.

Inviting over is the best sef
But for someone who hasnt got clean shirt, i wonder how bedsheets go be, before AKIKI( Termites)finish person pikin

Awoo88:

That is his level. He wanted to pass the massage high a strong point.

His level used to be my level, but i wasnt this foolish and without composure.It would habe been better if he invited her over or take her to a local bar.

The guy no try at all.

And why him go dey borrow person clothe?Someone who is working sef?

Jidibia:

I pity the girl wey go marry this guy. This kind person, even if you dey die, the go save their money for piggy bank or commercial bank come dey tell u say dem no get shishi. Such men won't buy biscuits for their kids even when they are crying daddy buy biscuit for us. Such a man will be using milk cup to measure rice for their wife to cook. Stingy man....

There is so many thing wrong with this guy and truth be told, the lady is way above this guy in ALL facets of life, both in intelligence and otherwise.It would be unwise to date this guy if i were to be the lady.There are so many flaws i noticed already and trust me, an independent intelligent woman wont be happy with such a man no matter how she loves him.She'd snap some day.My observations

*The guy is dirty.A working class guy should always have his shirts clean and ready.Infact, those with fewer shirts but have clean mindsets always look smart.Back in the University, with 50 starch and well ironed shirts, my friends and 1 were always looking like 1 billion pn a 200 naira shirt.
*He is" poor" both in cash and mentality.
*He is weak in taking decision.Lacks composure.I dont have a problem with his 2k but the manner he exposed his poverty stricken mindset.Mehn!the shame is brutal.
*Very pessimistic to life. He said he lives cheap and he is cheap!Is he Ok?!Who thinks like that?
*How on earth will you borrow a shirt to go on date when you have your own?How much does it cost to buy local starch and Key soap?100 naira local atarch can take 20 shirts!!!
*He is not organised.
*I doubt if he changes his boxers regularly and use good deodorant,even if it is cheap.
*I bet he is the type that wears dirrty socks on smelly office shoes.There are dozen of socks for 1000-1200 and that can serve you a year!

The guy na dirrty, stingy and very local minded schmuck.

Awoo88:

Set in bi ur problem You don't read the op talking about living cheap and bring cheap?? Living means not having good cloths to wear and not enough money to spend. The guy knows his level.

His level doesn't matter.How he went about it was very bad.I read this last night and i was just laughing and feeling thst the guy is just plain silly.How can he expose 1400 on an eating table to prove his worth? Chai!Mehn!The lady self will be enbarassed

Gaspardd:

It wasnt about the mentality that women are after my pocket, its d fact that i have a spending cap and i do not exceed it. And like i said in the OP i am a cheap guy, i live well below my means hence d reason for the 2k.
And again it was supposed to be a date, meetup to share moments together and not a food party.

You're a big embarassment.Mehn!Your mentality is too archaic.How in the world will you go out on a date with 2k?then expose it publicly?Jesus Christ! You no get shame?

This is a love story yet untold....

Nwafor igbo like you did not see Okirika businesses around but prefer to join one of the most worthless military in the world?

Ifuro boyi gwara mmadu?Ewu!Of what use are you to your age parents now?
Nwoke m what is your gain? I bu Army!Army ndi uchu!

Crying more than the bereaved.
Its Allah's will....Allah knows best.

Sex before marriage is really dangerous. Avoidance of it would have solved a lot of bullshit.

ifyalways:

I know right. Mothers now have a million and ten reasons to ship off their babies to the creche. The argument, if you dare start it with them, can never be won so every mallam with him kettle. I personally dont subscribe to creche or whatever its called. Children start school in my family at three years old, not a day less.

I pray the mother finds closure @ topic.

Ify, are we talking of motherless home here?Whats the difference.A 2 months child in creche to me is an orphan.

comtem2011:
2 months old babies are in the creche self. And they are surviving. Just that this happen like this. Don't blame the mum, it's not her prayer to loose her child.

2 months?!? Holy child Jesus!

Lol...
Is it just me?!I noticed this trend of ineffiminate youth after Buhari won in 2015
Half the day, young men cry foul over cheating partners.And the ones brave enough to call the bluff of those "bitches"? Live to wail another day

This one just saw a live evidence of cheating, yet him dey confuse .A guy who places his head confortabky on a ladies body show but one thing;He is in love and getting loved back.

The God of your wife is really working.

Graxie:
I will respond to you when you are married moreso, you don't know if is the 100k job that takes care of her family. Stop talking about okonjo and the rest, you where not there when they were raising up their kids. Those that compare themselves with themselves are not wise.

Let her choose one then; A family to take care of or a dead baby

You live a stone throw from the creche yet you cant take care of a 6 months old baby??Madam you killed your own first out of negligence.Working class my foot!What happened to inviting your mother or MIL to help you out atkeast till the baby is strong enough to be in pre school?
Its very easy to just open your legs and get knocked up, But the most important thing is sacrificed at the altar of utmost laziness and ignorance.

6 months old in a creche??Sorry do people actually do that?I need to visit a creche no be sure suckling kids are kept there. Are we talking about a "motherless" baby's home here?
I'm pissed.

Donjazzy12:

And you probably believe that having money is better than having friends. I pity that woman who consents to marry you, cos one day you will sell her for money!

Friends are unnecessary appendage.I rather have a business partner. I lost a good brother friend through poison.Guess what his best man poisoned him to death, a week to tie the knot.

I live my life without friends.I don't need them.

Zoo!

Donjazzy12:

If you are a man and you wrote this, then bobrisky is beta than you. Continue. Let your wife disrespect and insult all your friends. Let her chase them all away. One day, she will wake up and decide, what the heck I can also chase my husband away! That is when your big head and tiny body will start sweating like a corpse on its way to hell. FOOL!

Naaaa!Only a weak man think like you do, trust me.I don't keep friends, as i see no need to.My success today is attributed majorly to less friends i keep.I drink with them in bars and thats where it ends.They dont need to address my wife the way they feel, just as i wont disrespect even their side chicks.A friend in need is a friend indeed does not apply when he comes to my marital home unannounced then have the effrontery to disrespect my wife.Its only a foolish and stupid man thinks the value of his friends supercedes the sanity of his wife/family.Learn this;

Freddy Heineken:
There are two ways a man can be rich in this world, he can have a lot of money, or he can have a lot of friends. But he cannot have both.

publicenemy:


God bless you brother. Just what I was about to say. The only reason a woman can have any say or power in my house is if we struggled together to achieve wealth. That woman can wield power in my house and I GI just dey pamper her but still she can't mess with my friends. But if God blesses me with wealth and riches before I meet my wife, thunder fire her if she try that kind nonsense with my friend. Friends wen we don hustle under rain and sun together....

Meeeen the kind beat wen I go beat her before I kick her out of my house ehn! Television go carry am. Thunder fire her papa.

Its not everybody God blesses with wealth and riches.Your use of "But if" is an indication you msy have little or no chance.You have a very poor mindset!You can as well invite your friend to F!ck your wife together since una suffer together.

onwardsoldier:


At least appreciate his effort.

I gave him 10% bro.

Yeye

NDI Oyi!
NDI ilo! I mara ihe jonaricha njo n'uwa bu n' oyi gi n'ro gi iro!Maka n'oyi gi Mara ihu n' azu gi!

Becareful of friends,they are the ones that truly knows your front and back.

This is a very bad looking and I know for sure the taste won't be rich.I suggest a little butter to the instead of groundnut oil.Yeast is not good,baking powder is ok! Preservatives not necessary.Again you rolled it in a bad way.

Next time don't use canned foods as your protein.Go natural roast fish.You can spice your fish and use your oven to roast!

My mother is a pastry woman.

I give you 10%

My God!

Cool
Some crazy women can make a good home.I like crazy homely ladies
That kinda wife like mine that squeeze my dick in the club when noone is looking. .She gets to continue to tap the balls in the dim bulb light,only for me struggle with massive erection and light headedness from Hennessy

Lagos remains no man's land.

Hmm.
This Igbo woman came into FFK life to remove his shame of dying without an heir to this wealth.