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Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Long Does Recruitment Process Take. by nmreports:
I feel as though everyone has answered.
RomanceRe: by nmreports: 1:30pm On Sep 22, 2016
I actually get turned on a lot by it.
It's definitely my sex language.
Weird.
RomanceRe: When Did You Have Sex Last??? by nmreports: 7:49am On Sep 22, 2016
KvnqPrezo:
Ma send you pics?? tongue
Thats dangerous. You can keep on your phone... don't want to be corrupted as well.
RomanceRe: When Did You Have Sex Last??? by nmreports: 7:47am On Sep 22, 2016
Aderola15:
Sir why the hmmmm? undecided do I know you huh
No you don't. I only did that to acknowledge his victory over the other guy coming after you.
RomanceRe: When Did You Have Sex Last??? by nmreports: 9:56pm On Sep 21, 2016
KvnqPrezo:
De waste your time for babe Wey dey my r00m dey collect
Hmmmmm.
CelebritiesRe: Sony Music Approves Davido EP, Set To Drop 20 Music Videos [VIDEO] by nmreports:
Keep blazing the trail...

I have learnt hard in life that one should NEVER EVER make conclusions about that supposedly riff raff or haggard boy on your street.
Life has taught me that a bad looking egg can become an omelette with sweet scent.

That supposedly weak guy amongst us in secondary school who is now a super IT analyst with Roc Inc.
That guy who wears dunlop slippers on your street who is now a successful farmer.
That write off dude in class who is now the right hand man of the governor.

This dude has been mocked severally for making a bad decision with Sony Music but here is blazing the trail and following his dreams.
Doesnt mean it has ended well though but it shows that: "What can happen to your neighbour in life is not a function of what we think".
RomanceRe: My Adventure With This Girl (advice Needed) by nmreports: 9:36am On Sep 20, 2016
You definitely like the free sex you get thats all. So it's simple, use a condom.
RomanceRe: How Do I Chat Her Up Without Looking Like A Stalker? by nmreports: 9:34am On Sep 20, 2016
It's simple. Chat her up without stalking her.
RomanceRe: I Am Getting Lean Already Please Help!! by nmreports: 9:33am On Sep 20, 2016
The fact that you are lean means your energy/ spirit already knows the outcome of the "meeting" because this is definitely not a relationship.

You are a wayward girl don't say you are not okay. Not judging you at all, just saying.

The whole thing you guys had was based on he said he said he said but I'm sure you are smart enough not to put your future on he said he said.

However, I am no soothsayer nor a clairvoyant so anything can happen.
RomanceRe: I'm Confused On Who To Choose, Help Me Out by nmreports:
For this economy. You still have bf in twos.
You are looking at the bright side of the lazy guy right?. White dad, visa, the probable security etc... but this guy fit leave you for LAWMA once he travels.

Oh! the other guy who has been doing "things" to you... Doing things to youhuh. Ah! I bet this one don steal your heart already na.

Anyway, I don't really meddle in "advice over the internet stuff" because I don't really believe in it especially when it comes to relationships.
I feel it's weak, immature and most times lame.
Was thinking its about marriage choices and confusion.

Just make the RIGHT choice by thinking BRIGHT.

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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Federal Civil Service 2016 Recruitment by nmreports: 7:00pm On Sep 19, 2016
Lovely...
CareerRe: How To Keep Your Job Search Discreet by nmreports: 11:02am On Sep 19, 2016
datigbogirl:
Very Practical.... You're really in the business....
Hahahahaha
CareerRe: How To Keep Your Job Search Discreet by nmreports: 6:43am On Sep 19, 2016
Nice.
While this might be true, you still can't be careful enough.

Some interviews can't be fixed. Find your way there...
Job search cannot entirely be paused during office hours. Apply fast if important...
Who still uses references except requested...

Anyway, all the best folks.

Check my signature for tips to get jobs.
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Right For A Woman To Head A Church? by nmreports: 9:21am On Sep 18, 2016
FunkyMetahuman:
there is no law that forbids you from smoking weed but you don't anyway, why?
Ahn ahn bros.
Church and weed are bipolar arguments.
PoliticsRe: Shema Submits Himself To EFCC, Says "I Have Nothing To Fear" by nmreports: 9:15am On Sep 18, 2016
Very funny.
There are certain things Nigerian politicians would say and you would just know its all lies.

You sre resdy to submit yourself because you have nothing to fear should be interpreted as: "I have power Lords and im certain nothing would happen".

Even a fool knows most if not all politician in Nigeria is corrupt and has something to hide.
Christianity EtcRe: Is It Right For A Woman To Head A Church? by nmreports: 9:09am On Sep 18, 2016
For me, there isnt any law that says women should not head a chuch in the new testament.

Simple as ABC. No point quoting scriptures.
Car TalkRe: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by nmreports: 9:05am On Sep 18, 2016
metallisc:
overcome? ? huh huh
Not totally.
Im in Lagos now and I only drove once.
Havent been driving in Lagos.
Car TalkRe: Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done With While Driving On Highway? by nmreports:
Ah! plenty.
Dont really drive just yet.... but the few times I drove.

Wanted to overcome a trailer and was about to but on sigting an incoming vehicle, I moved towards the trailer in a bid to escape a collision (hugged the trailer). You know the type where you hug a human because of fear. Na mechanic me and trailer end up.

Was in UI to register for postgraduate studies so on my way home, took to the steering and wanted to move out behind a car. I scratched the back of the car while turning out and instead of me to stop, I felt oh deed is done just finish what you started and I ended up messing up the bumper.

Im sure we arent talking about the amorous things we did in our vehicles.
WebmastersRe: 4 Things People Believe About Bloggers That Aren't True - Techinfo by nmreports: 6:42am On Sep 18, 2016
Bloggers...
Quite difficult.
PhonesRe: 3 Reasons Why You Should Use Incognito Mode When Browsing by nmreports: 10:49pm On Sep 16, 2016
greggng:
How do I activate the inconito mode.? Teach me step by step
Simple!.
When on Google Chrome for example, put your cursor on the options tab buy the top right corner.
Symbol looks like three dashes.
Click on it then you would see "open window in incognito".
ABC.
PhonesRe: 3 Reasons Why You Should Use Incognito Mode When Browsing by nmreports: 10:48pm On Sep 16, 2016
12inchDickson:
teach me
Simple!.
When on Google Chrome for example, put your cursor on the options tab buy the top right corner.
Symbol looks like three dashes.
Click on it then you would see "open window in incognito".
ABC.
PhonesRe: 3 Reasons Why You Should Use Incognito Mode When Browsing by nmreports: 10:46pm On Sep 16, 2016
Berbierklaus:
How did You do it?
I'm thinking we should talk via WhatsApp. That way, you can ask me more things you would like to know. You seem very passionate to learn. I'm always impressed by that. wdyt?.
PhonesRe: 3 Reasons Why You Should Use Incognito Mode When Browsing by nmreports: 7:45pm On Sep 16, 2016
Makes sense.
Learnt about this two days ago when my HOP asked me to open a fresh account on the same browser for an account that was already logged in.
I became dumb but swallowed my pride and asked him for directions.

He smirked at me, shook his head and smiled.
He knows I don't slack when it comes to knowledge of things.

So with that satisfaction of "yes he doesn't know this", he shew me.

I shall continue to use it for private browsing experience now.
Porn is in order.
RomanceRe: Man Announces His Engagement Break-up On Instagram by nmreports: 10:50am On Sep 12, 2016
Does he have to announce?... Must have been really painful for him. Life goes on. Nothing is worth dying for.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Why Should I Hire You? What To Say In Your Interview by nmreports:
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RomanceRe: Matured Advice Needed. by nmreports: 6:56am On Sep 11, 2016
Don't worry as long as it's not a medical, psychological issue or she was circumcised, she will come around.
CareerRe: Lagos Banker Sacked For Tweeting About Hating His Job by nmreports: 5:42pm On Sep 05, 2016
Strange but accorded response by employer.
Small time before the guy tweets the company name and says unfair things about them.

Besides that is a very immature and pessimistic tweet.
But anyone can be careless sha.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Humble Plea To Hiring Managers And Executives by nmreports: 7:23am On Aug 28, 2016
So many organization's do not have ethics.
Trust me, this tells us the crop of people in such a company. Their mindset and respect for customers of any kind.

I apologize on their behalf. Add it to your vault of knowledge.
This time shall pass. Keep faith.

I however write on HR styles, simple tips on how to get a job, recruitment processes etc and it's in my signature. CHECK IT.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vacancy At JumiaFood Nigeria - Urgent And From Insider by nmreports:
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RomanceRe: How To Get Your Buttocks Bigger Naturally by nmreports: 10:40am On Aug 22, 2016
Aderola15:
Lol, Nmreports comman see something ooooh
Very funny. I have read severally that one of the most important boost of a woman's confidence is the size of her butt. Well... that's by the way.
FamilyRe: Facts About Cheating Wives And Cheating Husbands by nmreports: 5:59am On Aug 15, 2016
It kinda make sense.
Imagine the thoughts of someone banging your wife.
The thoughts that you are unable to hold her down and that you are incapable.

For me, bad sexx and lack of money are probably things that make women cheat most.

Men usually cheat because of nagging, bad sex and disrespect. Basically to just run away from the woman at home.

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