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you forgot to add the most important question "Are you a virgin". note this question is from a guy to a girl not the other way round.
Trust me guys you don't want to marry a girl and someday meet a guy who told you that he has slept with your wife countless times or he told you that your wife was a cheerful sex giver and has committed abortion countless times which may lead to infertility.
my point is if you marry a hoe you might end up looking for children since your wife has committed several abortion so to be fully sure if she is the perfect person for you ask her if she is a virgin.

BY Silver: am sorry op you cannot claim violation of ur human right as contained under chapter 4 section 34 of the 1999 constitution as ur act was a violation of section 109 and 110 of the criminal code.see the section below

 
109.        Any person who, not being a person serving in the armed forces of Nigeria nor a member of the police forces, and with intent that he may be taken to be such a person or member as aforesaid-
 
(a)             wears any part of the uniform of, or
 
(b)            wears any garb resembling any part of the uniform of, a person serving in the armed forces of Nigeria, or a member of the police forces,
 
                is guilty of a misdemeanour and is liable to imprisonment for one year.
 
110.         Any person who- Unlawfully wearing the uniform of forces, etc. L.N. 112 of 1964. 1967 No. 27.
 
(1)            not being a person serving in any of the armed forces of Nigeria, wears the uniform or any part of the uniform of such forces, or any the armed dress having the appearance or bearing any of the regimental or other distinctive marks of such uniforms; or
 
(2)            not being a person holding any office or authority under the Government of Nigeria or of any part thereof, wears any uniform or distinctive badge or mark or carries any token calculated to convey the impression that such person holds any office or authority under the government;
 
                 is guilty of an offence and is liable to imprisonment for one month, or to a fine of ten naira, unless he proves that he had the permission of the President or of the Governor of a State or wear such uniform or dress, badge or mark or to carry such token:
 
                 Provided that this section shall not apply to the wearing of any uniform or dress in the course of a stage play or in any bona fide public entertainment.

Finally since he didn't apply any force on you your case is slim..better luck next time.

story when e reach civilian everybody go de quote constitution Nigerian law nor de function
all the looting when de go on for 9inja wetin the law don do ? GUY PARK WELL OH
Next time when you see your state governor or GEJ go quote section 8 under section 10000000 verse 19 for am.

kolawaxxy: I don catch you

hehehe we all do that

Such things only happen in Nigeria this is only one of the thousands of reasons why Nigeria is one of the worst place to live in.




just want to add this the power of Nigerian politicians are the military



otherwise which fat old politician wan oppress me ?
I go kill am in less than 2minutes.




Also without gun and population/ reinforcement/uniform which single army wan oppress me for street ?
we go just fight die abi no be human being ?

An Analytical Piece With Prof. Wole Soyinka He Has Obliged To Sharing This With As Many Nigerians As Possible. Please Share This With Friends And The General Public. 1. It’s No More about Subsidy Alone. (a) The American President has only TWO aircraft, our president has 9[Nine] in his fleet and was voted money recently to buy ONE more! Making it TEN! (b) The British prime Minister has only TWO official cars, our president has 23 in his pool and only recently voted 300Million Naira to buy TWO more bullet/bomb proof ones! (c) Senators in the US earn about $6,000 dollars monthly and that’s about what a university professor, or a director in a state department, or a doctor with 20years experience, or a teacher with 25years experience earn too, but Here in Nigeria a senator earns 245 million Naira per annum! That’s the salary of 25 vice chancellors, or 50 medical doctors, or 60 directors, or 500 school teachers! (d) The US, almost the size of Africa with about 500million people have 24 ministers, and 32 government parastatals and commisions, Nigeria has a whooping 42 cabinet ministers, and over 50[Fifty] government parastatals! (e) America with about 500million people and more mileage to drive consumes 39million litres of petrol daily, Nigeria with 150million people 60% out of which live in remote areas, yet our government tells us we consume about 35million litres of petrol daily! 2. Is Subsidy Really the Problem of Nigeria? ‘When you marry an illiterate woman as a wife, you will definitely make stupid decisions like jonathan’: Wole soyinka

Na wa oh if people wan give negative examples na Nigeria them de use, of all the country for this world na Nigeria be the perfect example for scammers thieves and all other crime related stuff 9ija no get one single good thing when other countries fit take make good example.
Abi na crime say I enter nairaland one day and see topic like this " Fobes rank Nigeria the best place to live in 2013" lol
to be sincere the statement look odd if person see that one for paper he go feel say na typing error if e never be book haram /unknown gun men kill 20 students or police kill 2 Nigerian students in a peaceful protest or Botswana/ Congo/Nije/Togo deport 42 Nigerians
Na be say no be Nigerian news be that


wetin be the meaning of unknown gun men self Ah 9ija no go kill person

VERY SOON THEM GO PUT THE WORD NIGERIA FOR DICTIONARY AS ONE OF THE SYNONYMS FOR FRAUD
Then instead of "HE WAS ARRESTED FOR HIS FRAUDULENT ACT"
Americans be like "HE WAS ARRESTED FOR HIS NIGERIAN ACT" lolllllllz.

wild child: i wanted to be a lawyer when i was in primary school till jss3,but situation changed when i was shortlisted among the top 20 students to be coached for JET competition.Automatically,that made me a science student by default.As a science student then in ss class,i wanted to be medical student and fortunately i gained admission as medical student but after my 100level,my desire changed and i developed passion for computer and with the help of my uncle who was an HOD in one department in the school plus my good gp,i was able to cross from medicine to computer science which didnt go well with my mum cos of the "world hype" on doctors.
As am typing now,i'm a computer scientist and im proud to be one

you switched from med to computer science ? oboy you like computer oh

In the primary school, many pupils have one
ambition or the other. Are you presently into
what you always wanted to study when you
were in primary/secondary school ?
Let's know what you said you'll study then
and what you are currently studying now....
Apart from that, are you satisfied with what
you're studying now?
Let's make this fun...

Imagine the huge amount of money what did they borrow that kind of money for those Animals go outside and borrow money from Human beings in the name of poverty eradication and use the money to enrich themselves .
see Nigeria no orientation how many Nigerians know how much Nigeria is owing?
how many poor people know that billions of naira has been borrowed on their behalf ?
all these money and yet the poverty rate in Nigeria is still high .

Ahhhhhhhhhhh NIGERIA NO BE PLACE

Surprise him with Kim kardashian, omotola, mercy Johnson and Beyonce for one night the guy go appreciate you scarer.

why e go transport by road e for transport by air abi e nor know say road accident common pass plane crash for 9ija.

YENAGOA — The riverside town of Oloibiri in
Ogbia Local Government Area of Bayelsa State
was thrown into mourning, Sunday, when a
24-year-old man, identified as Godsgift,
suspected to be mentally unstable, butchered
his mother and buried her remains in a
shallow grave.
The deceased mother of four, aged 67, was
identified as Mrs Rose Jonny.
It was gathered that the woman was killed in
her sleep with a machete by her son who
dragged her butchered body through the
window and buried her in a shallow grave at
the back of her house.
The tragic incident, according to a community
source, occurred at about 9.30 p.m.
Though the claim that the man is mentally
unstable could not be verified, he was said to
have told the mother that she would not see
the next day.
According to a source: “At about 9.30pm, he
was reported to have crept into the mother’s
room and butchered her in her sleep.
“He took her bloodied body out of the room
through the window and dragged her to the
back of the house where he dug a shallow
grave, dumped her body and covered it with
sand.”
It was learnt that neighbours became
suspicious the next day due to the unusual
silence from the deceased’s house.
According to sources, the suspicion was
further fuelled when it was discovered that her
door was locked from inside and several
knocks on the door were not answered.
Another son of the deceased was reportedly
summoned by neighbours and they forced the
door open, only to see the entire room
splashed with blood.
The neighbours and other children of the
deceased were said to have traced the blood
stains to a shallow grave at the back of the
house where the body of the woman was
found.
Contacted, the state Police Public Relations
Officer, Mr. Alex Akhigbe, confirmed the
incident, saying the suspect has been arrested
and the case transferred from the Ogbia Police
Station to the Criminal Investigation
Department (CID) for investigation.

Source www.vanguardngr.com/2013/11/24-yr-old-man-butchers-mum-buries-parts-shallow-grave/

ABUJA— THE House of Representatives,
yesterday, started an all-inclusive
investigation into alleged fraudulent activities
of the Nigerian National Petroleum
Corporation, NNPC, with Vitol and Transfigura
Commodity Trading Firms.
This was sequel to a motion entitled Urgent
Need to Investigate the Alleged Connivance of
the Nigerian National Corporation, NNPC, with
Swiss Oil Dealers to Rob Nigeria Billion of
Dollars, moved by Abiodun Balogun (APC,
Ogun State).
Balogun, in his prayers, said that the long-
standing allegation of secrecy surrounding the
operations of NNPC and the oil industry was
recently blown open by a new report of The
Berne Declaration, a Swiss non-government
advocacy organisation that gave account of a
series of illegal practices involving NNPC,
which also allegedly connived with major
Swiss oil trading companies to drain Nigeria of
billions of dollars through the sale of crude oil
below the market value.

According to him, the report, entitled Swiss
Traders Opaque Deals in Nigeria, further stated
that NNPC has so far duped the country of 6.8
billion dollars through some “Letter Box
Companies.”
He noted that “exclusive and nontransparent”
partnerships of Vitol and Transfigura with
NNPC gave them over 36 percent of the
market share with NNPC selling its crude oil
at various discounts.
Nigerian records
The lawmaker stressed that it was worrisome
to learn that Nigeria is the only major oil
producing nation that sells 100 per cent of its
crude to private traders rather than in the
open market, which would enable it benefit
from the resulting added value with the
greatest number of beneficiaries of export
allocations.
Also worrisome to Balogun was the fact NNPC
and its subsidiaries have not published their
financial details since 2005.
In a unanimous decision thereafter, the House
sustained the motion when subjected to vote
by the Deputy Speaker, Emeka Ihedioha, who
presided over the plenary.
It subsequently directed its standing
committees on Petroleum Resources
(Upstream), Petroleum Resources
(Downstream) and Justice to probe all issues
raised and report back within four weeks.
Meanwhile, attempts made earlier by the
Minority Leader Femi Gbajabiamila (APC,
Lagos) to include Committee on Public
Accounts in the probe and another which
came in the form of amendment motion by
Abubakar Momoh (APC Edo) to delete the
inclusion of the Justice Committee and replace
it with that of Finance Committee, were killed
by the lawmakers led by Deputy House Leader,
Leo Ogor (Delta PDP).
Ogor said it was irrelevant to include the two
committees when the House had appropriate
committees for such investigations.

Source www.vanguardngr.com/2013/11/reps-probe-nnpcs-alleged-6-8bn-fraud/

BENIN— Academic Staff Union of Universities,
ASUU, Ambrose Alli University, AAU, chapter,
Ekpoma, Edo State, yesterday, threatened to
embark on a fresh strike action, if the state
government fails to appoint a substantive
Vice-Chancellor, VC, before the current
industrial action embarked upon by the
national body of the union was called off.
A statement by the chapter Chairman,
Professor Fred Esumeh, said that the state
government was yet to appoint a substantive
VC for the university in the past three years,
noting that the situation was hindering
progress in the institution.
The statement said: “The union had in the
past made several efforts to draw the
attention of the Governing Council and state
government to the need to appoint a
substantive VC for the university in
consonance with the law and best practice.
Negotiation
“For the information of the public, the union’s
efforts to ensure that a substantive VC was
appointed culminated in the visit of a
delegation of our National Executive Council,
NEC, to the Visitor to the university on April 8,
2013.
“The fallout of the meeting was the
understanding and promise of the Visitor to
swiftly resolve the issue of the appointment of
a substantive VC.
“This understanding was followed by a
permission of NEC to our branch to embark on
an industrial action if on expiration of the
time lag granted by NEC, the appointment of a
substantive VC was not made.
“Again, for the information of the public, that
time lag expired on July 31.
“The union had before now advised and
encouraged the Governing Council to explore
the period of the ongoing national strike
action to commence and, if possible, conclude
the process for the appointment of a
substantive VC.”


Source www.vanguardngr.com/2013/11/ambrose-alli-varsity-ASUU-threatens-strike-vcs-appointment/

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Two different people
Gej the dumb one

Bill the smart one

Gej the uncivilized one

Bill the civilized one

Gej the uneducated one

Bill the educated one

Gej the uncreative one

Bill the creative one

These dumb leaders just keep making life difficult for the common people in Nigeria they keep reducing job opportunities and making Nigeria more rigid and almost impossible to survive.
Now here is the fact everyone has his elastic limit despite the fact that most Nigerias are intimidated by the system of government we Practice "government of intimidation and threat not democracy" someday Nigerias will bounce back and this country will finally divide.

I believe everyone should be granted an opportunity to free education.
Some people get serious with school when they get to the university and even graduate with first class.
Haven't you seen cases where the so called most brilliant student in secondary school ended up graduated poorly.
This is the problem with Nigeria with their useless and poor education they still want students to perform well very stupid way of thinking.
I believe God made everyone equal some people just needs more time and patients.
Look at the story of Ben Carson the best neurosurgeon in the world he too had some difficulty with his education or how about Bill gate? most of the world greatest people where told that they will never amount to anything.
This is another reason why countries in the western world is better than Nigeria they see the creativity in everyone, they find a way to help people instead of just sending them away.
Believe it or not black people especially Nigerians have a wicked and hardship mentality.
Nigeria: poor education with very difficult exams and stupid rules like "No calculator allowed" and still they want students to perform well in school, just imagine to get into the university in Nigeria one has to write waec write jamb and write post ume Nigerian education is too difficult and stressful and even after all this a Nigerian graduate cannot be compared to a South African graduate.
Rubbish and dumb policy.

Barring a last-minute change, the National
Executive Committee of ASUU will at its
meeting on Wednesday night suspend the
lingering ASUU strike to allow public university
students to return to their classes as reports
from the various local congresses of the union
today has shown.
members of ASUU in the University who have
been front-liners in the industrial action today
accepted the new offer from FG and voted that
the strike be suspended. Other Universities
that have so far voted for the suspension of
the industrial action are Ahmadu Bello
University, Zaria, Usman Dan Fodio University
Sokoto, Federal University of Technology,
Minna, and the University of Lagos. Others
are, the University of Calabar, Federal
University of Technology Akure and Ekiti State
University. As of Press time, only the
University of Benin has refused to yield to the
call that the 4-month old ASUU strike be
suspended.
The official added, "Members were persuaded
because President Goodluck Jonathan
personally met with the union. They felt since
the President was involved in the negotiation
this time around, the government would not
say that it was arm-twisted to make the offer".
It will be recall the Academic Staff Union of
Nigeria Universities (ASUU) has on 1 July,
2013 embarked on an indefinite strike to put
pressure on the FG to implement the 2009
agreement it entered into with the Union.

Dont have the time to argue with you i have made my point already

spade: You are, from all accounts, a dunce. Your mode of reasoning just shows it.

If you truly wanted to alert others who might have missed it, exactly what stopped you from bumping up an ALREADY-MADE thread covering the Fuel Subsidy / Occupy Nigeria topic of discussion? Are you this much a bloody illiterate?

Two freaking minutes of using the Nairaland search bar would have prevented you from making a buffoon of yourself right away!

https://www.nairaland.com/837675/occupy-nigeria-updates-across-nation

https://www.nairaland.com/837376/occupy-nigeria-protests-locations-dates

The 2 threads above are among the thousands created during that era. Nothing would stop you from posting your link on one of those threads for continuity/comprehension sake, instead of creating a whole new phucking thread in 2013 to tell us about an event that happened in 2012, posing it to look like it happened just yesterday, in a bid to fool people.
I call you out on your error and you continue to showcase your stuupidity.

Please take correction and shut the phuck up.

Attend Maryland crusade 16&17 November the lame shall walk and the blind shall see.
Ministering David Ibiyeomie.

I know its old news but not everyone has watched it so keep your mouth shut see how dumb you are just because you watched this video early you think you are smarter than others like for real is that how you measure your smartness ?Mr smart boy

spade: Obviously, this dunce's brain just started functioning this year after it was cryogenically frozen since 2012, if those bolded words and phrases are anything to go by.

And as usual, I'm not surprised at the equally confused dullards who've rushed to praise this post without even reading it. Funny shhiitt

See how Nigerians are disgraced everywhere because our own country refuse to grow see how the citizens of one of the richest country in the world are being disgraced in all four corners of the world.

Nigeria is too difficult people do anything to survive.

Nigerian activists from the Nigeria
Liberty Democratic Forum (NDLF) last
night protested at the Town Hall
meeting called by the Minister of
State for Foreign Affairs, Professor
Viola Adaku Onwuliri, shutting down
the event until the New York Police
Department was called in an hour
later.
The meeting, which was scheduled to
start at 6: 00 p.m., did not start until
7:45p.m, as the minister came late.
Prof. Onwuliri is one of three Ministers
in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of a
top-heavy, free-spending
government. About 10 days ago, in
one of his broadcasts on the oil
subsidy crisis, President Goodluck
Jonathan said he would drastically
cut down on foreign travel; Mrs.
Onwuliri’s tour of the United States,
like the lavish tour of South Africa of
Mr. Jonathan’s team to the ANC
100th anniversary, is evidence of the
emptiness of that pledge. The
activists led by Bukola Oreofe of the
NDLF waited patiently in the hall as
officials of the Nigerian consulate in
New York and organizers of the event
started with opening prayers and the
Nigerian national anthem. As soon as
the anthem ended and the Consul-
General of Nigeria in New York moved
towards the podium to deliver a
prepared speech, NDLF activists took
over the microphone on the aisle
which was set aside for those who
wished to ask questions. They
announced that the Minister was late,
and pointing out that it was another
sign of disrespect and contempt for
Nigerians.
The activists were upset that a federal
minister would be late to the very
meeting for which she had travelled
all the way from Nigeria at great
public expense, noting that Nigeria
continued to be governed and
mismanaged so sloppily. The activists
also explained why the downhill
meeting would not hold in view of the
killing of peaceful protesters during
last week's OccupyNigeria movement
rallies. As soon as the first speaker
stated the mission of the protest,
another speaker stepped up and
announced that the meeting was over.
Apparently, Nigerian officials who had
anticipated such disruption had also
mobilized and paid some Nigerians in
the New York area to attack the
protesters, as pandemonium and
fights started in the hall.
It started with a certain Carl Ummuna
and Bukola Shonuga who began
shoving and verbally abusing
protesters, claiming they were there to
"protect the minister". But an
unrelenting and sustained protest
shut down the proceedings.
The Minister and her entourage could
do nothing other than watch and
threaten to invite hotel security and
the police to arrest members of
OccupyNigeria-New York. But when
they contacted the NYPD, the officers
at first declined intervention, asking
the hotel security to sort things out
with the protesters. Meanwhile, the
undeterred group sang protest songs
and gave intermittent speeches for
about an hour. After hanging outside
for close to 15 minutes a detachment
of about eight policemen led by a
sergeant entered the hall and
appealed to the protesters for
dialogue. When the protesters stepped
out with the police, they explained
that since the Nigerian embassy
apparently paid for the hotel venue
through an individual, they had to
step in to restore order.
They also noted that they resisted any
attempt to harass or arrest anyone for
exercising the right to protest
corruption on US soil. Later, the
officers accompanied the protesters,
to pick up their winter jackets and
personal effects. Some of them
expressed satisfaction that the point
had been made and that the Minister
would have plenty to report to
President Goodluck Jonathan about
that the days of freewheeling
corruption in the country were over.
During that time, when the activists
returned to pick their belongings, the
program, which had hurriedly
commenced, was disrupted again as
protesters began another round of
protests as police look on. “Let this
be a lesson to the crooks in Nigeria,”
one protester said. “For as long as
they persist in their greed and
corruption, there will be Nigerians
wherever they go in the world waiting
to welcome them with anger and
disrespect.”

CLICK THE LINK BELOW TO WATCH THE VIDEO


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlWvNoMcjkI

A pastor said that if someone got his or her waec result through cheating he or she must restitute by sending the result back to Waec office with a letter of apology
so now I ask again what does the Bible say about restitution.

ONLY CHRISTIANS PLEASE.

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me I don tire for Nija wahala anything them like make them do Nigerians no like to hear the truth with all the bad name when Nigeria get them call Nigeria Cancer some people de vex.
For what na abi na lie ?

Nigerians go de smart when e reach to use mouth fight other countries when deport una or do one bad thing to Nigeria una go de bring una cowardly head de come out.
GOVERNMENT DE FINISH PUBLIC FUNDS EVERY SECOND NOBODY FIT DE TALK ANY THING BOKO DE KILL PEOPLE ANYHOW
Na to de disturb una self because one person call NIGERIA cancer as if na lie
mtwwww.

What are u guys blabbing about India this India that when Nigerians don't even respect each other

Nigerians burn themselves alive in the name of stealing aka oleh

Nigerians "boko haram" kill people at least every week

Nigerian politicians use Nigerians for rituals

Nigerian police kill Nigerians in almost every protest or in any little argument

Nigerians value foreigners than their own citizens

Nigerian government do not care about its citizens

Not to talk of the tribal/state of origin racism we do here in Nigeria

So until we learn to value and respect ourselves no one will PEACE..........

Nobody value Nigeria what a place.