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RomanceRe: I Am Pregnant But We Cant Afford A Church Wedding Now! by no1madman(m):
michelin89: What are we adults for if at 30, we are still seeking people's approval? Will getting married make you love your kid more? You want to get married for yourself and not for the kid. You never even mentioned of how you want to create a loving and safe environment to grow you children, just of you don't want to be looked down on by families and strangers.

Goodluck!
No mind dem!u can have ur baby and do d fuckin wedding later. .abi u no really want ur guy. . .dis fuckin ancient naija mentality sef!
FamilyRe: How Do You Straighten A Bent Male Organ? by no1madman(m): 9:10pm On Jun 12, 2012
Hit d fuckin fackin fickin penisssss with a Hammer!
TravelRe: Just Move From UK To GERMANY by no1madman(m):
Markenny: Einbürgerungstest is test you take if you what to apply for german passport.
if you dont take orienterung kurse in school you can not pass Einbürgerungstest.
2: aduro dey work in germany.once you stay more than 1 year in germany gov...will give
you working permit.

3: if you stay away from crime area in germany you will not even get control
at all.
u sef!u don correct ur mistake!orientierungkurstest is part of "integrationskurs" of which u must pass with a B1. .That's to say,B1 CERTIFICATE+ORIENTATION COURSE+EINBÜRGERUNGSTEST(Naturalization test)=GERMAN P: : :

yeah,aduro dey work but it depends on d landkreis(administrative district)some take longer period of time. . . . . .And
shittt can happen anywhere,anytime. .it's all about treading carefully. .
TravelRe: Just Move From UK To GERMANY by no1madman(m): 3:03pm On Jun 10, 2012
@Markenny- - -It's called "Einbürgerungstest"not orienterungtest. . .
2-Aduro dey get about 150-200euros per month. .. . . . . . .
3-who go employ u w/o workin permit. . Germany na very organised and disciplined country. .ordnungsamt(municipal police)
fit control u at any fuckin time. . .
RomanceRe: Can U Date And Marry A Guy Who Sags His Trousers And Wears Ear Rings? by no1madman(m): 8:28pm On Jun 05, 2012
Notin dey wrong with earring. . .
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Pictures Of Nairalanders - Please Post Yours by no1madman(m): 10:44am On Jun 05, 2012
so una appreciate orobo!how many of una fit handle nayah?
FamilyRe: My Friends Son Is Turning Into A Lion by no1madman(m): 10:18am On Jun 05, 2012
Kill d meat and wack. . lion pepper soup!
FamilyRe: Which Do I Choose; Marriage Or Job? by no1madman(m): 10:14am On Jun 05, 2012
At 24,some women don born 3 pikin. . .if na lie make crocodile bite my nyansh.
RomanceRe: I Hammered My Fiancee's Sister By Mistake by no1madman(m): 12:07pm On Jun 02, 2012
It takes 2 to make a bargain!u don't have to commit,if u don't want her. .nor b 2day!
CelebritiesRe: Photos From Osaze Odemwingie's Wedding by no1madman(m): 11:29am On May 27, 2012
^^yeah. .soft toto! after 1 round,person no go fit climb again. .d fuckin ting go dey fuckin watery. . .
FamilyRe: Is He A Responsible Husband? by no1madman(m): 10:34am On May 27, 2012
y d fuckin hell do u care so much?
FamilyRe: Her Husband Lied About His Job by no1madman(m): 10:05am On May 27, 2012
D Big question is-y did she marry him?4 love or financial reasons?
I agree he's a fuckin con man and ur fuckin cousin is not a good FUCKIN judge of character(99%women anyways)

I no wan yarn too much. . .d fuckin marriage is a fuckin big lie. .kill d fuckin marriage. . .hahhaha!YEPARIPA!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Pictures Of Nairalanders - Please Post Yours by no1madman(m): 10:53am On May 19, 2012
Make una leave her melons alone . .nothin wrong with it!
RomanceRe: My Boyfriend Isn't Picking My Calls!!!! by no1madman(m): 1:04am On May 19, 2012
U don reach d end of ur usefulness. . can i continue from where he stopped?
RomanceRe: Plz Judge Me; AM I WICKED? by no1madman(m): 8:13pm On May 18, 2012
Alternatively, tell her God say,if she no give u her anus chop,then she no qualified 2 be ur wife or go ahead with d traditional marriage and on d D-Day,represent a cow or He-goat as her fuckin Bridegroom. . .
RomanceRe: Plz Judge Me; AM I WICKED? by no1madman(m):
fuckin opportunist!Pass her 2 me make i use her clean mouth and i go pass her around. .since she don equate money with qualities of a good man then we go . . .
RomanceRe: Beautiful Girls by no1madman(m): 7:08pm On May 18, 2012
small nyansh!
Christianity EtcRe: One Day I Will Challenge BISHOP OYEDEPO On A Sunday Service. by no1madman(m): 7:02pm On May 18, 2012
correct!U fit also strike his cheek and if he offers u d other cheek,no hesitate 2 slap am.
FamilyRe: Am Tired Of Staying With My Parents. by no1madman(m): 9:55am On May 08, 2012
Cut their tongues with Razor!
FamilyRe: My Dad Asked Me To Leave Because I Want To Be Successful by no1madman(m): 9:43am On May 08, 2012
Make him dumb!
RomanceRe: Difficulty In Falling In Love by no1madman(m): 9:15am On May 08, 2012
Angel Jennifer: What can make someone find it difficult to fall in love till the age of 24. Is it normal?
What can make someone find it difficult 2 open her legs till d age of 24. .is it normal?

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