₦airaland Forum

TheSeeker:
C2, IBK can easily be IBIKUNLE too, right?

vescucci:
Hehe, Max. I didn't know you had it in you. Picked the wrong foe for starters. People say 'pick on someone your own size', but with you, it'll be for a whole different reason. Tread softly.

Ahem, I didn't know Karma fancied gangsters selling stolen laptops. Simon Baker, Idriss Whatsit, Daniel Craig etc. Aswerigawd! (pumping fists)

No2, my brother from another mother, how do you like your coffee/women? I hope you don't like this lot. They'll dump you for their boys/men a hundred times over.

Okay i think there is something i am not getting here. Wat does the movie thread have to do with dump for boys/men . . . or is there an angle that i am not getting or maybe my sense of humour is too twisted to get the underlying logic of it all.

Naa i don't mind if they (whoever u r talking abt) dump me  as uncle Sege said . . . " I dey Kampe " and in the words of the Terminator . . . " I'll be back" even if they dump my ass. Moreover i know say Jesoul is just fronting as per G.I. Joe,  she would still come around to give us a review of the movie. By the way which one is boys2men again for this matter or are we talking about something else.
Moreover sef, i know say @jesoul na my paddy paddy, hence i know she would protect my movie genes from being spliced  .

@spiky ur open secret of yorubanised igbo accent don dey leak comot . . . infact i think u need a vocal bailout 

@jesoul, i am not into the business of casting out and binding  i think Mad_max should be able to do all that alone "i am not selfish hence i would defer to her instead  "

Yes i love science fiction - even if it is not realistic so long as it is of high quality and full of special effects 

Horror movie - no can do, i am perfectly capable of scaring myself shitless, i don't need someone to do that for me, my own brain is perfectly capable of scaring me to smitherings . . .

spikedcylinder:
That's not me.

okay but there is a resemblance

spikedcylinder:
What special effects?

U just confirmed u are the one in the picture , otherwise u would not have been worried about wen i said special effects, U actually look much much innocent in person and classy.

although to be frank the pic makes u look a little different

spikedcylinder:
@ No2, thats the girl that is attempting to snatch me from Mukina.
It can never happen! Never!!

@ topic
Putting a dynamite explosives into a couple of anuses.

the girl wey wan snatch u fine small, she looks like ur twin. And the special effects make are look lepaish

mukina2:
ohh shattap

don't start wat u can't finish

@spiky

I am disappointed sef i tut people sad ur ass was like a barn door, which one is the lepa thing again, shior,

So all that noise about spiky's volumetricity is for nothing imagine,


@mukina

i never knew muslim hajias also have baby mama's, u better no let me start on u on this thread remember we are not on the islamic thread over here,

mukina2:
am i your new obsession? i love you too . you know

Now i am officially uncomfortable wen i hear two women professing their love for each other in public

Oya the two both of u come over here to the confesssional ,

hmm hmm

@spiky is that really u or ur twin sister,

@mukina u are next to reveal ur identity for us to see

I think this thread is starting to get a little uncomfortable for me to participate , am outta here, thanks but no thanks,

FL Gators:
may ur ekpon shrivel like dry raisins.
rem o. i dey wait.

Gatorssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Thou shalt not curse the sp**m bank

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=311677.msg4379366#msg4379366 date=1250663991]eh i'm confused hia. she was quoting sjeezy not me. abi dem don dey misinform u again? lol[/quote]Chineke see[b] slip of keyboard [/b] .

Okay no wahala, i only skimmed through her post and tut she was refering to you ,   , u never know maybe u were starting to invade my dreams.

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=311677.msg4379358#msg4379358 date=1250663845]rotfl i wonder what d family meeting is abt. didn't know u 2 were family sef. lol  [/quote]Now u know   so u better not step on my nairaland toes cus my sister is going to kick ur ass. She is more precise than even Jackie Lee  

C2H5OH:
marraofact carry her you don't need my permission

@Gators permission has been granted, time now for family meeting  

FL Gators:
tani ko shaRRRAAP?
Boy yi, wan ti fi se e. ayamantaga oshi

oya show the face pix. please sweetie, honey, iced tea

@oyinda na only u carry all that title , gators u missed "pure water"

FL Gators:
yes here o.
i dnt want C2H5OH to think am cheating on him.

@dayo
bawo ni ibi se?
se ko rora?

Okay @C2H5OH permission to borrow Gators for a while to discuss family issues,

THE AMAKA:
doesnt she make everyone angry? lol

Nope actually this is a family issue , nothing to do with the nairaland drama of female rivalry, .

@Gators is still my paddy, i am just pissed with her about something, thats all.

FL Gators:
N2A,

really? wanna tell me why?

not here, 

@gators

I am angry with you a little,

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=311368.msg4378953#msg4378953 date=1250657685]i didn't get what u mean. lol
cutter, stitcher, surgery? it's all a mystery to me. who said that?[/quote]i can't remember who or where i saw it on nairaland, all i remember is that someone mentioned something that you were good with ur hands somewhere on one of these threads like that ,

good to have the former Oyinda back - i was thinking maybe i was going to have to sue ur ass for being so cold during a period of health humour care reform

TOYOSI20:
No2A

Sunscreens are used to protect the skin from the harmful effects of the sun.

They help to prevent sunburn and premature aging (e.g., wrinkles, leathery skin).

Sunscreens also help to decrease the risk of skin cancer and also of sunburn-like skin reactions, has nothing to do with skin pigmention o, . . .

- Ohh so u are also a geek (a girly geek to be precise),

- yea i understand the aging part

- However what i do not understand is how u (a full blooded nigerian ) is supposed to get sun burn, considering that most if not all black people that i know do not get sun-burned.

- Also the prevalence of skin cancer is mostly an european thing cus of their lack of melanin and generally bad skin (part of the reason why black is beautiful and part of the reason why its stupid for some black people to want to bleach their skin).

- did HE warn u about premature aging, or how come all of a sudden u are worried about aging at such a young age .

Hold on a minute , i just reaslised that i have been eating Maggi Noodles over here in manchester, men point of correction. Maggi noodles over here are as good as the original nigerian indomine noodles,

TOYOSI20:
LOL!!!, . . .i rem. the pack looked like Maggi chicken wrapper, it was all yellow, abi orange,  but uunfortunatelyddidn'ttaste good at all, . . . .

- are u sure u even ate food at all or something else invented by aliens this one u do not remember the colour.

- ouch about the not tasty part , u need to sign up on some summer school or crash coaching in the art of indominisation of all applicable noodles,

@oyinda which one , u sound rather cold today, hope no probs.

i was refering to someone where someone said something about u being good with ur hands which i interpreted to mean u are probably into surgery ala medicine (hence the cutter or stitcher pun),

seems like u are not in the mood for some banter ,

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=311368.msg4378858#msg4378858 date=1250656386][/quote]back to sender ,

JeSoul:
Lol . . . Max I love you too

Spiked you can find some really good quality movies online atimes, esp on Megavideo.com.

Hollywood should please forgive us for not accepting to make them rich

JeSoul:
. . . move to America already

spikedcylinder:
Anyama!

@spiky

Anyama!

Is that the name of an Ibo movie or something

spikedcylinder:
Jesoul, where is your own GI Joe review?

Good question spiky

@jesoul oya answer her , don't worry i would not inform people that u secretly confided in me that u like the movie (just kidding)

okay i think i remember eaten maggi noodles but am not sure how it compares to indomine,

TOYOSI20:
Def. not maggi 2 minute noddles, that thing tastes like crap!!

- Please which one is maggi noodles again, i am not sure i have eaten it before.

- Indomie noodles, yea , i tend to particularly buy packs for days of famine and laziness to cook, (yea i also cook and please don't try me i ought to win an award infact) , i simply can't stand the crappy, sugary and rubbish western food, would rather spend time to cook proper food for myself rather than all the bland nonsense around masquerading as an excuse for food.

@oyinda i heard u are good with ur hands is that soo, are u a cutter or a stitcher.

@bluespice stay classy

TOYOSI20:
@Poster

If u are referring to a beauty product i cant absolute do without, . . .it'll have to be. . ma Olay Total Effects Moisturizer

its like a triple threat, contains sunscreen, it moisturises, and refines the pores, . . . .

cant be caught dead without it, ma mom knows too

@toyosi

- since u are full blooded black woman (even though u are light skinned) , i still do not get the sunscreen part. Why do u need sunscreen, considering that a little bit of sunlight is actually good for blacks (Vitamin D and all))