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Education / Re: 2019 Lagos State Undergraduate Scholarship Award Scheme. by noah91(m): 12:24pm On Mar 30, 2019
chozzy:



Lol, see this Osogbo man.
Go and apply too na....

See, the fact that you answer a Yoruba name does not grant you a Lagos indigene.

Las las, true Lagosians know their own

You are the greatest ode ever. Am an Awori man from Lagos, and yes, I am Yoruba. A Yorubaman from Benin Republic or Togo, who has never been to Lagos before has more stake in Lagos than an Okoro who is a 3rd generation Lagosian. His name sells him out already

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Education / Re: 2019 Lagos State Undergraduate Scholarship Award Scheme. by noah91(m): 11:47am On Mar 30, 2019
Since Lagos is a "no man's land", an Okoro should be able to apply

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Sports / Re: Picture Of Asisat Oshoala And Lionel Messi by noah91(m): 11:06pm On Mar 25, 2019
OMOLUABI
Sports / Re: Tanitoluwa Adewumi Gets New Apartment In New York by noah91(m): 10:52pm On Mar 25, 2019
OMOLUABI

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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Runs Through Forest As He Prepares For Big Baby Fight (Photos) by noah91(m): 10:51pm On Mar 25, 2019
OMOLUABI
Health / Re: Akwa Ibom Ranks Highest In HIV/AIDS Prevalence Rate In Nigeria by noah91(m): 10:37pm On Mar 15, 2019
Igbos contribute largely to that development in Akwa Ibom

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Politics / Re: Breaking: Conspiracy As INEC Deny Igbos, Minority Tribes Their Pvcs In Lagos by noah91(m): 2:49am On Feb 08, 2019
These people can wail sha

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Health / Re: My Horrible Experience With Heat Yesterday Night by noah91(m): 12:07am On Jan 19, 2019
Mariangeles:
...and the weather in the east is cold o...too cold I dare say

This is what happens when there are hardly any trees around...plus too much pollution...all those free radicals in the air embarassed
And this is a problem when everybody thinks Lagos is heaven making it congested
Education / Re: ASUU Strike: What Is the update in your School? by noah91(m): 8:59pm On Jan 10, 2019
ASUU calling off this strike depends solely on the Premier University, the First and the Best, the Fountain of Knowledge, the Citadel of Learning, the Pride of the Nation, The University of IBADAN

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Politics / Re: Kwara Can Not Be Part Of The South West.- Saraki. by noah91(m): 9:24pm On Jan 08, 2019
You see why Saraki will always be a bastard. He has identity problem. The North hates him, the West hates him. He's just caught in the middle. Confused dude

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Car Talk / Re: Nigerian Man Says His Uncle Had Over 100 Cars In His Garage When He Died by noah91(m): 1:27pm On Jan 03, 2019
Newboss:


So na you be the evil spirit, abi the evil spirit talk to you? grin

The guy was a typical Igbo man. They hardly let an expensive stuff go grin

Every Igbo man need to learn some of these things grin

Maybe you need to check how many people die in such accidents every year grin

There's absolutely nothing strange about his death or money sef grin
Ok o. It was his Igbo sense that pushed him to his death as it made him get involved in fishy stuffs

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Car Talk / Re: Nigerian Man Says His Uncle Had Over 100 Cars In His Garage When He Died by noah91(m): 11:24am On Jan 03, 2019
Newboss:


Money not clean, or he made a mistake with that car that cost him his life?

Read that thing again and tell me what a guy with 100 cars was doing towing a car by himself grin

I keep telling people to use sense, they won't hear grin When they use their hands to kill themselves people go dey look for a devil to blame grin

All na sense, know when to move on grin

I'm still looking for what's unclean about his money grin
Guy, na blood money the guy do. Na evil spirit push am to tow the spoilt car
Politics / Re: Lagos 2019 Budget Already In The House- Budget Commissioner by noah91(m): 11:02am On Jan 03, 2019
asobo:
What is contradictory, I won't call you names. If 2 out of 10 Yoruba's refuse to be cowards does that stop the remaining 8 from been cowards. Simple arithmetic 2 can't be greater than 8. YORUBA'S HAVE NO BALLS
Ur forefathers fed u with lies abt Yoruba being cowards but we know who d real cowards are. Ojukwu left millions of Igbos to die while he ran to Ivory Coast. Kanu is currently shouting Biafra from Israel. Azikiwe was mute all through d biafran war while people like wole soyinka spoke up in support for d Igbos. Fayose, Fani Kayode etc fought for d release of Kanu more than his tribemen. Fajuyi didn't mind to die for Ironsi. Abiola died for what he believed. Yoruba fought more for GEJ mandate. The Igbos are d real cowards. Tell me one person from another tribe igbos have fought for. No matter how much love u show an igboman, he will still hate u cos hatred is encoded in their DNA especially if u are not Igbo. Help urself with ur biafra or Igbo presidency n don't drag Yoruba into it
Car Talk / Re: Nigerian Man Says His Uncle Had Over 100 Cars In His Garage When He Died by noah91(m): 7:30am On Jan 03, 2019
Ewedegubbler:
Ezego was a legend. All these indome generation no Sabi much about him
It baffles me how criminals are celebrated and envied in the East. You can do what he did and let want happened to him happen to u too, anuofia
Car Talk / Re: Nigerian Man Says His Uncle Had Over 100 Cars In His Garage When He Died by noah91(m): 7:24am On Jan 03, 2019
BlackPantherCri:


They said Eze Ego was killed by Arusi iyi abi Okija shrine. That was the rumour then. He had a misunderstanding with someone and was summoned by the shrine but he did not go.

He made his money during Babangida tenure by his involvement in Drugs, money laundering and 419. His various electronic businesses were a front. He had massive electronic stores around Ikeja and Ajao Estate.

How he died.. it was like a spell. He had bought this brand new motor he was going to village with as usual in a motorcade. One of his Jeep's developed problem and he didn't want to leave the vehicle there
That was during the heavy reign of shina Rambo. He got behind the wheels of one of the cars and tried to tow the vehicle with another vehicle and somehow ended up in a ditch. Meanwhile the festivities for his annual birthday party on Christmas day was ongoing. His death was painful sha. As soon as he died, his business empires crumbled and his wife married his lawyer.
The mansion in the village is overgrown with weeds now
This life sha
That tells you his money wasn't clean

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Car Talk / Re: Nigerian Man Says His Uncle Had Over 100 Cars In His Garage When He Died by noah91(m): 7:20am On Jan 03, 2019
Decryptor:
An Hausa man and a yoruba man entered a bar in a hotel.

There were so many people seated in the bar eating and drinking.

They spotted an Igbo man by the corner and could identify him because of his "Ishi Agu" regalia and red cap.

In order to spite and humiliate him, the hausa man called on the waitress...

"Waitress, serve everyone in this bar pepper soup as as appetizer except that miserable nyamirii seated at the corner", he said.

The waitress did as she was told and served everyone peppersoup except the Igbo man.

The Igbo man said nothing but smiled to himself.

After a few minutes, the yoruba man decided to contribute and said to the barman...

"Barman, serve everyone in this restaurant drinks excluding that useless omoo yiboo seated at the corner."

The barman did as he was instructed and served everyone drinks except for the Igbo man.

The Igbo man yet again said nothing but smiled to himself...

Because of this gesture, more people started trooping into the restaurant and ate and drank to their fill from the instruction of the Hausa and yoruba men while they made sure the Igbo man tasted nothing. Because of the crowd, the hall started becoming hot...

The two friends asked the waitress to put on the air conditioners to cool the place but she told them the AC were not working and needed repairs.

"I will pay for the repairs of the ACs as long as that nyamirin man does not enjoy the AC. You must send him out", the hausa man ordered.

The waitress tried to say something but the igbo man made a gesture for her to be silent, got up and went outside to the overflow.

An AC expert was called in and he proceeded to fix the Air conditioners.

While this was going on, they noticed that the television in the hall was not on and called the attention of the manager of the hotel who explained to them that the DSTv subscription had been exhausted.

"I will pay for subscription for 6 whole months as long as you tell that omoo yiboo man outside to vacate the overflow and leave the premises of this hotel entirely, said the yoruba man. "I don't want him to watch the television and enjoy what i paid for", he said.

The manager was awe-struck and wanted to say something in protest but the Igbo man once again made a gesture that the manager should be quiet and obey the man which he consented.

The yoruba man collected the decoder smartcard number and used his phone to subscribe for the DSTv and the Igbo man left the overflow to the gate of the hotel but this time, laughing so hard to himself.

Everyone was then seated in the hall and enjoying themselves.

When it was time to leave, the two friends asked for their bill and they were told it was over N500,000. They gladly paid and were happy that at least the Igbo man did not partake in the jamboree.

But on second thought and out of curiosity, they decided to ask the manager of the hotel a question...

They wanted to know why the Igbo man seemed not to be provoked by their actions but was rather laughing and happy...

The manager said with a smile on his face, "Because HE OWNS THE HOTEL!"

Moral of the Story: It doesn't matter the kind of humiliation the Igbo man is subjected to in Nigeria by other tribes because he will still benefit from it and smile at the end!

#NotBotheredAbout2019

#VPSlotOrNotWeStillDeyGidigbam
Dairy of a pained man
Politics / Re: Lagos 2019 Budget Already In The House- Budget Commissioner by noah91(m): 11:27pm On Jan 02, 2019
asobo:
Ambode disappoint me. Yoruba's gat no balls as usual. In as much as I know that governor's like Rochas and Ibikunle will loss out but the refused to be coward's. Again Ambode fall my hand
And is Ibikunle Amosun Igbo? Y are u contradicting ur dumb self

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Politics / Re: How Safe Is Southwest Report From NBS Report by noah91(m): 11:11pm On Dec 31, 2018
Anambralstson:

Give me names stop salivating
Do I have to give u ur Igbo names again? Ike, Okoro, Amaka etc. Now u know

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Politics / Re: How Safe Is Southwest Report From NBS Report by noah91(m): 6:22pm On Dec 31, 2018
Anambralstson:

I'm still waiting for 30 Igbo names that committed crimes I listed earlier in 2016 in typical Southwest states, 30 out of 12,364, Igbo names shouldn't be difficult since you guys claimed Igbos are the one committing the crimes in your states, you guys should stop wasting my time.
All those Igbo women maltreating their maids nko or those into prostitution. Or is it those Igbo men involve in selling substandard goods including foods and drugs, piracy or armed robbery. Biko, comot here jor. U guys are criminally minded

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Politics / Re: How Safe Is Southwest Report From NBS Report by noah91(m): 6:18pm On Dec 31, 2018
Vtrd:

lol
All the skull miners they have been catching since for mining the skulls of your poor people ,how many of them were igbos?

These people sef. That is also how they have messed up the UK with Yoruba criminal lifestyle.
Lol. And that's how u guys have been disgracing the country in Malaysia, India, South Africa etc

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Politics / Re: How Safe Is Southwest Report From NBS Report by noah91(m): 5:32pm On Dec 31, 2018
Anambralstson:

Otondo you think Yorubas are not in southeast
Obviously, they are but insignificantly compared to the Igbos in the Southwest

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Politics / Re: How Safe Is Southwest Report From NBS Report by noah91(m): 5:30pm On Dec 31, 2018
Vtrd:

What will igbos be doing in ekiti or osun in millions?

There are igbos there, but in very very insignificant numbers.

Your region is a crime haven.
Igbos full Ibadan, Ogbomoso, Ilesha, Akure, Ado, Oshogbo etc. Southwest is a crime haven, thanks to the Igbos

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Politics / Re: How Safe Is Southwest Report From NBS Report by noah91(m): 2:39pm On Dec 31, 2018
Anambralstson:


Minus Lagos, Oyo, Ogun, Ondo, Osun and Ekiti are typical Yoruba States check the list to see you guys almost doubled southeast in crime,
Oyo 3,442
Ondo 3,493,
Ogun 2,379,
Ekiti 1,892,
Osun 1,188
Total crime cases in Southwest minus Lagos is 12,394



Southeast states crime cases
Anambra 2,534
Abia. 364
Enugu 2,104
Imo 1,930
Ebonyi 1,211
Southeast crime cases 8143
And u think Igbos are not in other southwest states in millions?

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Culture / Re: Mixed Reactions As An 'Outcast' Is Made King In Imo Community. Photos by noah91(m): 2:30pm On Dec 31, 2018
jafol:

The yorubas i know that marry igbos God knows if they be osu are badlucks to yoruba people, eg FFK, DAVIDO, DR FREEZE, AKEREDOLU, ETC just to name a few, have you noticed these men behaviors lately. They don turn psycho n crazy spewing garbage. They favorite fans r osus or Igbos
So how can a Yoruba identify an OSU?

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Education / Re: Top 10 Cheapest Universities In Nigeria. by noah91(m): 12:04pm On Dec 31, 2018
asuustrike1:

Mr man quiet. My friend is a lecturer and he collects bribe wella angry angry
Don't worry, he will soon be fished out and sacked. UI doesn't support such act
Education / Re: Top 10 Cheapest Universities In Nigeria. by noah91(m): 10:58am On Dec 31, 2018
asuustrike1:

Am telling you based on friends that students and lecturers over there. Many of them are pretenders
Bro, they are all lies. I graduated from there. If u no read for UI, OYO is ur case. Na erosion or tsunami go carry you

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Education / Re: Top 10 Cheapest Universities In Nigeria. by noah91(m): 10:10am On Dec 31, 2018
asuustrike1:

You can speak of your department not the entire university. There are many lecturers still taking bribe in that school just that they haven't been caught yet. They call it coded sorting by some peeps. If you know you know
Did u study in UI? What dept n faculty?
Education / Re: Top 10 Cheapest Universities In Nigeria. by noah91(m): 10:09am On Dec 31, 2018
cyrus1992:


Oga, i'm a product of UI, and i can boldly tell you that theres no such thing as "sorting" in UI......i dont know about other schools ooo, but UI......its a NO NO.
The lecturers there own other professional businesses of their own which sorts out their financial burdens, and are equally disciplined.
Am a product of UI too, Biochemistry to be precise, 2013/2014 session. When I tell people that there is no such thing as sorting in UI, they think am joking or trying to paint my school white. Chem 157 was taught by 6 lecturers. Each of the 6 topics was taught by a different lecturer. 3 out of these 6 lecturers were profs. How do u intend to sort 6 lecturers including 3 profs for a course? Not fewer than 2 lecturers taught me all the courses I did in UI from year 1 to 4

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Culture / Re: Mixed Reactions As An 'Outcast' Is Made King In Imo Community. Photos by noah91(m): 6:37pm On Dec 30, 2018
9ja083:


It's believed that when u sleep with an osu, u will start having bad luck as all ur good luck will be transferred to the osu.
I really don't believe in this.
But Yorubas dey Bleep Igbos anyhow for Lagos, OSU or not. Does it mean they will have back luck?

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Celebrities / Re: Jemiriye Makes It To New York Times, As She Headlines Afromondo Concert by noah91(m): 6:20pm On Dec 30, 2018
Omoluabis always making naija proud

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Romance / Re: My Girl Thinks I Should Give Her Stipends From My Monthly Salary by noah91(m): 2:28pm On Dec 30, 2018
Naso one yeye girl I dey toast dey tell me say her former boyfriend dey give am 500 everyday as pocket money. I looked at her, shake head, just comot. The same girl had told me to buy her a new phone even while toasting her, still told me she hates sex and she won't give me if she accepts to be my gf. Omo, I just japa. Stupid girls with broke parents full outside now, guys beware

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Business / Re: Diamond Bank Appoints Dele Babade Acting Chairman by noah91(m): 3:37pm On Dec 28, 2018
U
Vtrd:

Look at this guy.

You want us to start listing companies ruined by yorubas.
Most of the colonial companies Nigeria got, Yoruba ruined them all.
What of mighty banks like Intercontinental and PHB - Another Yoruba casualty.

HITv that we thought was going to save us from dstv, the Yoruba owner was busy buying cars and carrying big Yoruba women to hotels in Dubai.

No let us disgrace una here.
And TSTV was ruined before it even started

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