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Here, take your Ballon D’or


For the biggest Simp of the year

Why don’t you just tell us you selling your stuffs for 20k instead of taking us on a wild goose chase

SHIVA001:
Abeg where my Vaseline make I watch Kira noir. I’ll get back to u.

That Op is talking trash!



Check for Serena Ali and drop her photos on this thread for vaseline crew🙄

Nostalemate:
What a Shettima type of advice.


Shout-out to all chess players on Nairaland earning via the game.

Please where can we earn playing checkers too


Asking for a friend

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Don’t you have something better to do with your time and data ?!?

Thank you sir


I hope this helps

ohosi4real:
Some ladies even enjoy rape and make proud like good thing in life.

This comment is from the minds of a very sick person.

So you now vilify the Victim and Applaud the perpetrators.


Is this how low our society has fallen?!


Real men don’t rape………..with money that girl will take off her clothes and do your bidding. Only broke men force women to sex.

Use your data wisely



That smartphone phone in your hand is not for fancy.

I just scrolled past your mumbo Jumbo just to reply you to face your goals and ambitions first



If you like keep being a loser, she will leave you with a heart broken in a million pieces, for a guy better than you, should you not level up.

Dey play

Tomorrow when he’s detained for 3months and counting, people will flood this platform to say “justice for osere” 🙄



Make I hear word o

overall90:
Just insert KANU, IPOB and see wonders.
You will see them bleat like nanny goat from one SM platform to another

This comment was very helpful, how ?!

Not all that Glitters……..








My peace I leave him🙌🏼

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Merry100:
Just because all females in your family are doing hook up doesn't mean you should generalize this to all women.

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Trash

Where can I play checkers and earn money too

Nice one boys😏


Keep it going🙄
…..

It’s called change



Time and tide happening to them all.





I dedicate this FTC to the people clamoring for self actualization, may your prayers be answered someday

What man in today’s Nigeria still believes in that barbaric institution called marriage?!

Well done capable leader

Kriss216:
It's alright.

I follow see am 🤣

Give up your dreams bro


No World Cup for lazy people

KingDashx:
They coouc still stinks.
Not worth the stress..

Where is the lie?!🤣


Okafors law remains constant😂😂😂

ObaKlaz:
If I post now, Nairaland single mom feminist mods hiding behind 'bots' go ban me. I deliberately posted this on page 4 of the thread, but dem go still find me come here!😄
The OP didn't add that some single mothers have that propensity to be habitual liars & prolifically promiscuous!

I was dating a single mom in my early 30s, untill I discovered that she was a free-to-air TV channel. Different men dey bend her anyhow, whip her better doggy. And she is a habitual liar. Honestly, I actually took her seriously at some point, maybe because she dey gimme better 'Jihad' inside 'the other room'.

One day, I woke up, and decided I had had my fair share of the sexercises, & had enough of her BS too, so, I told her to swerve elsewhere. Four days later, this lady sent me pictures of a pregnancy kit test she ran, which indicated she was pregnant, that was when I remembered I once linked her WhatsApp to my laptop without her knowing (she gave me reasons to suspect her, I acted on my suspicion & saw I wasn't crazy - this bih was actually getting ploughed by all sorta guys.)

I discovered that the so-called pregnancy test she sent to me was actually posted by someone in a WhatsApp fertility group she was in. I also screenshotted her chats and downloaded voice notes where she was planning to meet different men in different locations for doking.
I didn't say much - I forwarded everything to her, including screenshots of the fertility group she took the supposed 'pregnancy result' from.

She has not responded to me, till this day!😄😄

As a single guy who has never been married & got no kids, you have NOTHING to gain by marrying a lot of those single mothers out there, except you are one worthless excuse of a man.

Chakam!

The both of you up there should Get a room!!!!!!
🙄

You’ve jinxed it😭😭😭😭

But why na😭😭😭😭😭😭😭