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Travel › Re: American Lady Calls 911 For Minor Brace Fix — Nigerians React by NoahHadNoArk: 7:45pm On Oct 29, 2025
Immatex:
You will be held responsible should this person fall into the lagoon!
🤣
Travel › Re: American Lady Calls 911 For Minor Brace Fix — Nigerians React by NoahHadNoArk: 12:34pm On Oct 29, 2025
eepeepook:
Those pictures look like AI to me. I don’t believe it.
Give it up


Your IQ won’t comprehend a post like this
Romance › Re: Anyone Out There Also Seeing Two Moons In The Sky Tonight? by NoahHadNoArk: 7:03pm On Oct 26, 2025
Pictures…….or…………..
Christianity Etc › Re: Hallelujah Challenge 2025: Lady Who Drew Laptop And Iphone On Carton Paper Recei by NoahHadNoArk: 9:05am On Oct 24, 2025
oweniwe:
Na only woman den dey help
Someone finally said it
Romance › Re: It’s My Birthday Today, Again. by NoahHadNoArk: 6:25am On Oct 22, 2025
That’s Taio Cruz



Abi my eye dey pain me
Romance › Re: How I Settled A Newly Married Couple That The Husband Didn't Want To Be Intimate by NoahHadNoArk: 1:25pm On Oct 21, 2025
You will loose your most credible followers if all you do is leave stories unfinished.


Do you want us to pay to get it completed or what exactly is your problem?!

It’s really not nice starting off and leaving it’s halfway.

Your topics will receive low clicks if you keep this up.
Just saying


My Peace I leave you
Family › Re: Wife Faints After Husband Insists On Divorce by NoahHadNoArk: 10:30am On Oct 18, 2025
I invoke savagery unto this thread in the name of Seun the founder……..




Let it rain 🤣
Family › Re: Which Animal Has This Eye by NoahHadNoArk: 8:50pm On Oct 09, 2025
Enyimba



13 more characters needed
Family › Re: Man Shares His Experiences With A Pregnant Woman Who Gave Birth To Twins In His by NoahHadNoArk: 12:42pm On Oct 07, 2025
Congratulations





You helped bring forth life in the form of a two bundles of Joy…..


Life and Joy will never leave you


Amen 🙏
Fashion › Re: Photos: Jbronze Dazzles In Independence Day-inspired Shoot by NoahHadNoArk: 10:16am On Oct 02, 2025
Market Sellers






I dedicate this FTC to all who scammed us in 2015 by bringing in the APC government with their mantra of “change”


May you be born a Nigerian again in your next life with PMB your president
Sports › Re: It Seems I Have Been Scammed By Bet9ja by NoahHadNoArk: 7:31pm On Sep 25, 2025
ceejay80s:
Their website went down today cos I win ordinary 36 million naira on 7 game correct score
Lie with conscience na 🤣
Culture › Re: Festival In Enugu, Where People Celebrate With Cutlass. by NoahHadNoArk: 8:15pm On Sep 24, 2025
Galatians 3:13


Someone quote me with passage please 🙏
Sports › Re: Why Ousmane Dembele Doesn't Deserve The Ballon D'or by NoahHadNoArk: 3:05pm On Sep 23, 2025
Like your opinion counts or matter in anyway😒


Go and sip garri Abeg 🤣
Health › Re: Why Do People Keep Smoking Even Though They Know It's Harmful? by NoahHadNoArk:
If you like smoke


If you like no smoke


If you like use Protection, if you like dive in raw


Wetin sure pass be say, it all ends here.



Live a life you will remember

Politics › Re: Bandits Kingpin Meets Government Officials In Katsina, Frees 28 Captives After ' by NoahHadNoArk: 9:00pm On Sep 17, 2025
You know your Government has failed in providing security when they Negotiate with terrorist.



Never Negotiate with Terrorists, you only empower them to continue another day.


I hope someone learns
Romance › Re: Why Most Men Will Definitely Wife A Hoe. by NoahHadNoArk: 6:45pm On Sep 17, 2025
Someone said here las las na Ashawo all of us go marry🤣
Food › Re: Hilda Baci And sham World Record! by NoahHadNoArk: 6:55pm On Sep 15, 2025
*spits on Thread*


So much envy and bitterness in Nigeria today, sad to note😒
Sports › Re: Fifa South Africa Sanction? by NoahHadNoArk: 4:04pm On Sep 15, 2025
Patrice Motsepe
President of the Confederation of African Football is a South African billionaire businessman and football administrator.


If any of you are still hoping and praying for FIFA to intervene then you are on a long thing!!!



The Super Vultures have only themselves to blame…..the small matches they were supposed to pick up points they failed to do so, now they be seeking FIFA intervention with a country that paid millions of dollars to host a World Cup in 2010😳

Dey play😁
Politics › Re: UK Court Rejects Ozekhome’s Request To Transfer Gen Useni’s Property To Himself by NoahHadNoArk: 3:13pm On Sep 15, 2025
babzo:
Curious. Can you please explain what you mean by " Noah Had No Ark.
You asking me to tell you the origin of my moniker……..



50k is the price 🤣
Politics › Re: UK Court Rejects Ozekhome’s Request To Transfer Gen Useni’s Property To Himself by NoahHadNoArk:
It all ends here



All things,
Every thing,
Every Single Thing is Vanity!!!!



My peace I leave you

Family › Re: Please Help: Is My Wife Still Pregnant?. N5k Reward For The Best Response. by NoahHadNoArk: 2:16pm On Sep 10, 2025
CoronaVirusPro:
Use the 5K to buy fuel and go see a doctor.

No specialist will give you accurate information of what’s playing out without observation and questions.

We talking about human life’s here and you coming online to get medical opinions.

Okay! Seems you want to fry akara.
NotOfThisWorld:
Have hospitals gone into extinction in Nigeria? Why not take her there to find out?
When he sees ten different answers that all sound correct then he will receive sense
Sports › Re: What That Football Club You Will Never Support, Even If They Sign Yo Brother ? by NoahHadNoArk: 11:07am On Sep 07, 2025
Arsenal And Manchester United



With love from Chelsea
Family › Re: My Letter To Rich And Wealthy People On Nairaland by NoahHadNoArk: 10:06am On Sep 04, 2025
So much sense of entitlement in Nigeria today.

To each his own, nobody owes you anything, whether politician, Billionaire, Millionaire or Your Rich Uncle or Friend.

In truth, if you do not level up these guys will drop you and see you as a burden.





Get up and grind, you will win, you must win.



Hustle like you’ve got only you and nobody to depend on.

Success and victory will meet you.


But when you eventually make it, because making it is for sure to everyone reading this, make sure to help the real less privileged and people who are really in need. Ask for nothing in return or reward. Just remember the days when you never had and let that drive you into putting smiles on their faces.

my peace I leave you
Sports › Re: All Stars Veterans Football League Kicks Off With Thrilling Matches by NoahHadNoArk: 4:38pm On Aug 30, 2025
And all the Rugged Stars………………..


Fitness for chop chop and merriment😊





With love from Offot Usung Ifiayong All Stars, Uyo
Sports › Re: Chelsea Vs Fulham Preview by NoahHadNoArk: 2:49pm On Aug 30, 2025
World Champions for a reason 😊



On to the next one 🤣🤣


Chelsea comfortably winning a Fulham side that Man U struggled to draw tells a lot
Car Talk › Re: Stolen Vehicle From Toronto Found In Ghana, Owner Speaks (Photos/Video) by NoahHadNoArk: 11:29am On Aug 23, 2025
Who takes the finders fee?!

Ghana, west Africa, Toronto, or Tinubu….


How many more characters do I need ?!?

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