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NYSC › Re: Vigilantes Beat Corper Jennifer Edema Elohor In Anambra by NoahHadNoArk: 2:03pm On Aug 19, 2025
Josskute:
Definitely not watching this. This country wont spoil my day
I stand with you on this one
Sports › Re: Africa All-time XI by NoahHadNoArk: 4:59am On Aug 07, 2025
No space for Samuel Eto?!

Dey play🤣


Yaya Toure Nko🤣
Haba na
Celebrities › Re: Priscillia Ojo's Husband Brings Drama To Her Despite Pregnancy by NoahHadNoArk: 4:32pm On Jul 30, 2025
Hungry blogger, get a life!!!


Stay away from peoples private lives and stop using it to cash out!
Politics › Re: Uzodinma And The Imo Or Igbo Falcons by NoahHadNoArk: 7:21am On Jul 30, 2025
Normally I don't rate "hope" as an intelligent or wise person.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Why so mean?!?😂






I dedicate this ftc to those clamoring for secession…….



Your cries to heaven has been heard by the almighty
Forum Games › Re: Grammer by NoahHadNoArk: 3:40pm On Jul 25, 2025
Hopeless scammer


Foolish Fraudster

Seun, rule 9
Politics › Re: Amaechi Storms Rivers, Declares War on APC – Addresses ADC Crowd in Fiery Speech by NoahHadNoArk: 6:04pm On Jul 23, 2025
The Same APC you fought PDP tooth and nail just to bring them into power.


Shift Abeg!
Sports › Re: My Betting Story: Gamblers Are Liable To Die Mad by NoahHadNoArk: 7:22am On Jul 20, 2025
RollinTNDA:
it will cst you 30 000
Pay after winning right ?!
Sports › Re: My Betting Story: Gamblers Are Liable To Die Mad by NoahHadNoArk: 10:50pm On Jul 19, 2025
RollinTNDA:
Pikin wey no sabi drive
Go talk say him leg no dey touch pedal

Until you learn how to bet
It will always look like mystery
Put a learner on pls…….
Food › Re: Will These Maggie Cubes Be Enough For The Beans? by NoahHadNoArk: 12:34pm On Jul 04, 2025
I stand with the posters above me


OP your cooking skills are poor if you think that Maggie will be ok for that quantity of beans


Add another 6cubes to represent the next 6yrs of torture Nigerian are about to endure under APC
Family › Re: It Appears My Uncle Is Tired Of Life And Wants To Kill Himself by NoahHadNoArk: 9:06am On Jun 25, 2025
dangermouse:
So what do you want us here to do? Just asking.

Why not buy a fowl and go sacrifice to the deity as soon as they collect the jazz?
He too will forget


No b jazz again?!🤣


Galatians 3:13.
Christ redeemed us from the curse of the law by becoming a curse for us, because it is written, Cursed is everyone who is hung on a tree.



PS I only added that passage to complete my 40 characters.

I hope it helps


My peace I leave you
Career › Re: I Suffered In Silence, But I Never Gave Up. Today, I’m A Pharmacist. by NoahHadNoArk: 12:07pm On Jun 22, 2025
Congratulations Buddy
More wins



Keep Soaring

Always be grateful to your maker…..
Education › Re: "Who Else Thinks We Need A Free, Daily Math-solving Study Group?” by NoahHadNoArk: 2:37pm On Jun 14, 2025
To what end ?!


What’s to be gained acquiring these knowledge
Car Talk › Re: The Snake That Lives In My Mazda Is Giving Me Saucy Looks This Morning by NoahHadNoArk: 9:49am On Jun 12, 2025
To any moderator who views this thread and refuses to do the needful……..




May you be born a Nigerian in your next life with PMB as your leader
Car Talk › Re: The Snake That Lives In My Mazda Is Giving Me Saucy Looks This Morning by NoahHadNoArk: 9:36am On Jun 12, 2025
ChybuzzDD:
Like what exactly do you not understand huh
Pls ask am o, like what does he not understand about the OP being a weirdo.





If this thread doesn’t hit front page then Buhari was a good leader
Celebrities › Re: Jet Li Expresses Pride As All 4 Daughters Graduate College Despite His Lack Of.. by NoahHadNoArk: 2:39pm On Jun 01, 2025
No b only fight dis guy sabi


Na low key knackerdemus 🤣
Pets › Re: Finally, That One Snake Human Can Call A Friend by NoahHadNoArk: 8:10am On May 25, 2025
I opened this thread in hopes of seeing the photo of a woman……



Is it just me ?!
Romance › Re: What Will You Do In This Situation? by NoahHadNoArk: 8:08pm On May 23, 2025
vybzkartel:
U sound tipsy
No Sir



But we slowly getting there😊


Monkey tail on the table 🤣
Romance › Re: What Will You Do In This Situation? by NoahHadNoArk: 7:56pm On May 23, 2025
Having cleared yourself that you not having a wild dream after the most craziest of hangovers from the previous night, keeping calm is pertinent.


Walk that evil, spy of Satan out of your house with military alacrity.


If she starts her seducing games or manipulating like that gender does, pick up your phone and call for backup immediately.


By backup I mean Army, Police or Your Trusted nighas like 4.




Having said that, I hope and pray not to be in that shoe ever.

God forbid!!!


Thank Goodness it’s Friday😊



My peace I leave you all Abeg 🤣
Romance › Re: Those Days When Guys Chased Ladies For Relationship. by NoahHadNoArk: 2:54pm On May 23, 2025
ebubeson:
We have good women.
Dey play 🤣
Crime › Re: Moment A Young Lady Was Paraded For Stealing A Gas Cylinder (photos/video) by NoahHadNoArk: 12:22pm On May 23, 2025
Women doing Women


That’s all I see
Romance › Re: Those Days When Guys Chased Ladies For Relationship. by NoahHadNoArk: 12:48pm On May 22, 2025
Why chase a lady who has gone down with a thousand men before you, when you can chase money and thousand women prettier than her will follow you.


Thank you Ubunja!


May your days be long
Politics › Re: Pregnant Media Influencer Arrested In Akwa Ibom... by NoahHadNoArk: 12:24pm On May 22, 2025
LordBiden:
A pregnant mom running her mouth like tap water.
Finally someone said it😒


When you arrested and made to dance to the music you play the victim and scream Mother Nature……..


Nobody remembers what it is you did that brought the authorities upon you!


Let’s be reasonable please!


My peace I leave you!
Politics › Re: 2027 BREAKING: Nigerians Pick Their Favorite – Obi-atiku, Obi-kwankwaso, Obi-elr by NoahHadNoArk: 3:58pm On May 21, 2025
We all wish for Obi

But Tinubu and his INEC Cabal would not give a chance for a free and fair elections.


Sad really
Politics › Re: Making The Right Decision by NoahHadNoArk: 7:51pm On May 18, 2025
Well done, Godspeed





PS: you once asked me to Dm you on email, I did and nothing came out of it.



Do well to remember me for Good please.

God bless


Congratulations again to you

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