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RomanceRe: What Will You Do In This Situation? by NoahHadNoArk: 8:08pm On May 23, 2025
vybzkartel:
U sound tipsy
No Sir



But we slowly getting there😊


Monkey tail on the table 🤣
RomanceRe: What Will You Do In This Situation? by NoahHadNoArk: 7:56pm On May 23, 2025
Having cleared yourself that you not having a wild dream after the most craziest of hangovers from the previous night, keeping calm is pertinent.


Walk that evil, spy of Satan out of your house with military alacrity.


If she starts her seducing games or manipulating like that gender does, pick up your phone and call for backup immediately.


By backup I mean Army, Police or Your Trusted nighas like 4.




Having said that, I hope and pray not to be in that shoe ever.

God forbid!!!


Thank Goodness it’s Friday😊



My peace I leave you all Abeg 🤣
RomanceRe: Those Days When Guys Chased Ladies For Relationship. by NoahHadNoArk: 2:54pm On May 23, 2025
ebubeson:
We have good women.
Dey play 🤣
CrimeRe: Moment A Young Lady Was Paraded For Stealing A Gas Cylinder (photos/video) by NoahHadNoArk: 12:22pm On May 23, 2025
Women doing Women


That’s all I see
RomanceRe: Those Days When Guys Chased Ladies For Relationship. by NoahHadNoArk: 12:48pm On May 22, 2025
Why chase a lady who has gone down with a thousand men before you, when you can chase money and thousand women prettier than her will follow you.


Thank you Ubunja!


May your days be long
PoliticsRe: Pregnant Media Influencer Arrested In Akwa Ibom... by NoahHadNoArk: 12:24pm On May 22, 2025
LordBiden:
A pregnant mom running her mouth like tap water.
Finally someone said it😒


When you arrested and made to dance to the music you play the victim and scream Mother Nature……..


Nobody remembers what it is you did that brought the authorities upon you!


Let’s be reasonable please!


My peace I leave you!
PoliticsRe: 2027 BREAKING: Nigerians Pick Their Favorite – Obi-atiku, Obi-kwankwaso, Obi-elr by NoahHadNoArk: 3:58pm On May 21, 2025
We all wish for Obi

But Tinubu and his INEC Cabal would not give a chance for a free and fair elections.


Sad really
PoliticsRe: Making The Right Decision by NoahHadNoArk: 7:51pm On May 18, 2025
Well done, Godspeed





PS: you once asked me to Dm you on email, I did and nothing came out of it.



Do well to remember me for Good please.

God bless


Congratulations again to you
PoliticsRe: Governor Soludo’s Son, Ozonna Enjoying Time With His Oyinbo Girlfriend Abroad by NoahHadNoArk: 7:51am On May 16, 2025
yommen:
The man would afford this ordinarily now. He is a Proff for God's sake. Even ordinary Nigerians send their children abroad. At least, he is not MC Oluomo whose case is so obvious. I'm Yoruba and I shouldn't be quoted out of context. It's just common sense.
Why you guys so worked up with a simple question?!?
PoliticsRe: Governor Soludo’s Son, Ozonna Enjoying Time With His Oyinbo Girlfriend Abroad by NoahHadNoArk: 5:11pm On May 15, 2025
Taxpayer’s Money?
PoliticsRe: Who Needs A Million Naira by NoahHadNoArk: 1:18pm On May 15, 2025
Need to pay my rent and school fees…..


I’m in final year and on the brink of dropping out if help doesn’t come


May God send an Angel
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Abioye Starts Living Word Conquerors Global Assembly. by NoahHadNoArk: 8:48am On May 06, 2025
Raph82:
He didn't leave, he was retired compulsorily.
The owner of the church was way older than him but chose not to retire himself.


That makes sense, how?!
PetsRe: Why Is My Chameleon Not Opening One Eye? Understanding This Concerning Behavior by NoahHadNoArk: 4:56am On May 06, 2025
You must be the weirdest weirdo to raise a chameleon as Pet






Not Judging tho
SportsRe: Kane Wins FIRST Trophy by NoahHadNoArk: 7:30pm On May 04, 2025
Firebox123:
lol 😂

Person way don win fa cup with Tottenham
On your PlayStation 5 abi?
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Abioye Starts Living Word Conquerors Global Assembly. by NoahHadNoArk: 1:38pm On May 04, 2025
He left to start his own Business and be his own Boss


Well done chap😁
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Posing As ‘oil Rig’ Owner Arrested In Canada For Defrauding Women O by NoahHadNoArk: 1:07pm On May 04, 2025
If you drove down here to check names May you be banned by an Admin IJN
Christianity EtcRe: What Really Made Pastor Jerry Eze To Give Tonto Dike A Crazy Amount Of Money? by NoahHadNoArk: 8:32am On May 04, 2025
One day is one day


I rest my case
SportsRe: Name This Cursed Soccer Club And Win A Prize by NoahHadNoArk: 8:10pm On Apr 30, 2025
Tottenham Hotspurs
Nairaland GeneralRe: Killed This Snake At A Site Today by NoahHadNoArk: 11:53am On Apr 27, 2025
All in Favour of moving this thread to Front page say LaLa
CelebritiesRe: Osimhen Should Reject £1m A Week Salary In Saudi For Now! by NoahHadNoArk: 8:36am On Apr 26, 2025
You have the right to decide on his career and his future because you pay his bills and helped him become who he is now, that’s true.


Keep up with the entitlement mentality


If he goes broke now and seeks your help, even if you had billions you won’t give.


Sucks to be a Nigerian pulling down your own kinsman
PoliticsRe: Over One Year In Office: Tinubu Is Incompetent...period! by NoahHadNoArk: 10:49am On Apr 25, 2025
UpaIweka:
But to you a failed fool like Peter Obi who couldn't build a single secondary school in 8 years, increased university tuition by over 300% n looted state resources with reckless abadon from Anambra to his warehouse in Orile Lagos is what competence in governance sounds like to your bigoted head ba ?!
I’m all I have said, have I mentioned anybody or compared anyone ?!?


Twice you peabrains have quoted me bringing another man’s name in the conversation


I will not stoop low to drag and play with you in your dance of shame and tribalism.


Stay away from my mentions please
PoliticsRe: Over One Year In Office: Tinubu Is Incompetent...period! by NoahHadNoArk: 3:34pm On Apr 24, 2025
NoIgboSoundTueh:
Where did I tell you it’s about tribe ? You can’t see or you’re reading with Peter Obi brain
Your obsession with a single individual who doesn’t care about your existence is the beginning of your doom
PoliticsRe: Over One Year In Office: Tinubu Is Incompetent...period! by NoahHadNoArk: 12:34pm On Apr 24, 2025
NoIgboSoundTueh:
You should know Nigerians don’t vote for Tinubu to perform they voted for him to prevent a greater evil, facsist ipob from ascending the throne
And frankly we do it again
Bleep that grade A Agulu fraud
This is you approving and encouraging nepotism over Competence



To you the best man must not win, it’s all about tribes and ethnic dominance.


Keep it going
PoliticsRe: What Happened To The Nigeria Satellite That Got Missing In Space Some Years Ago by NoahHadNoArk: 12:30pm On Apr 24, 2025
atiku4President:
Bros na malt I dey drink, no Star
Champ or Amstel ?!
PoliticsRe: What Happened To The Nigeria Satellite That Got Missing In Space Some Years Ago by NoahHadNoArk: 12:26pm On Apr 24, 2025
atiku4President:
You are actually the one playing with very important scientific issue. A number of satellites belonging to even the most technologically advanced countries fail year in and out, yet their citizens do not make such an object of deluded enquiry as you do, simply because they research and understand the inherent risks and goals associated with space research and development. Some satellites are even lost during launching (they don't even reach the desired orbit) how much more Nigeria's case which was a successful launch but was de-orbited for safety reasons
You deserve a Crate of Star for putting the dumb OP in his place
PoliticsRe: The First And Only Female Governor In Nigeria- Dame Virginia Etiaba by NoahHadNoArk: 5:58am On Apr 23, 2025
Then, when the courts ruled that Obi’s impeachment was illegal, she did something few in Nigerian politics would dare to: she calmly stepped aside and returned power without drama or delay.
You speak like she has options yet only chose that one


What was she supposed to do, fight her Boss because of Governor🙄

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