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SportsRe: Super Eagles Players Abandoned Me After South Korea Miss - Yakubu by NoahHadNoArk: 4:43am On Nov 22, 2025
Serves you right! You deserve it bro🙄


I hope that miss still gives you ptsd 🙄😒


I always regret watching that match live!


He shuld have fallen on the floor in despair and disappointment, instead of chewing gum in defiance like he did.


Nigerians never forgave him🤣
PoliticsRe: What Is The Importance Of Differentiation And Integration Formulas In Solving Re by NoahHadNoArk: 12:14pm On Nov 18, 2025
Your caption alone triggered my ptsd




Dude wtf!!!!
PropertiesRe: "T.I." Harris's Properties By Tolulope Tejumola Ilori by NoahHadNoArk: 8:49pm On Nov 17, 2025
Together


Monday, 17th November 2025
RomanceRe: The Untold Truth Behind These Public Proposal Rejections by NoahHadNoArk: 6:21am On Nov 16, 2025
I’ve said it before, saying it now, and may likely repeat same in the nearest future……



Hang me by my feet and flog mercilessly till the blistering of the same, anyday you see me kneel to propose to any daughter of eve!


Dear Kings, you are the prize. Always know this……she kneels to serve you palm wine during your traditional marriage, what does that signify ?!


Some guys dey fùck up sha
PoliticsRe: Re: Obiano Death ☠️ by NoahHadNoArk:
Na wa o


My peace I leave you all grin
RomanceRe: Old Facebook Post Of Regina Daniels’ Dad From 2019 Resurfaces Online by NoahHadNoArk: 8:19pm On Nov 04, 2025
brain54:
Regina Daniels "impregnated herself..." shocked


What the hell is going on here?
An Angel Appeared to her and she conceived of Ned.


The last time this happened yrs ago a religion was founded😊
CelebritiesRe: " I Am Losing My Mind"- Regina Daniels Cried As Ned Nwoko Got Her Siblings Arres by NoahHadNoArk: 12:32am On Nov 04, 2025
Motivational speakers Where are you?!?



Is it still better to cry in the back of a limousine than on top of a bicycle?!
FamilyRe: My Uncle Is Asking My Fiance To Pay Over 100k Just To See The Marriage List by NoahHadNoArk: 12:34pm On Nov 02, 2025
I just read this post and I saw you attending Shiloh in 2040 without a hubby.



But God’s mercies are over you and your Joys of becoming a happy wife and fruitful mother must be complete without sorrows.



I hereby decree by the power of the Son of God that henceforth anything your Uncle does or say will be rendered irrelevant, and he will never be granted the powers to decide your life and future ever again.


You bear the mark of Christ.


Your Uncle will get to know that one of his many sins will catch up with him if he doesn’t comply.


My peace I leave you
Foreign AffairsRe: Stone Of Destiny To Be Transported For Coronation Of King Charles III (Pics) by NoahHadNoArk: 1:23pm On Nov 01, 2025
madridguy:
I wish to know the history of stone.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_of_Jacob
CrimeRe: 3 Police Inspectors Arrested For Beating Colleague’s Son Over Love Affair by NoahHadNoArk: 7:49pm On Oct 29, 2025
Finally I get to block you and your bad news!



You horrible, hopeless agent of Doom!
TravelRe: American Lady Calls 911 For Minor Brace Fix — Nigerians React by NoahHadNoArk: 7:45pm On Oct 29, 2025
Immatex:
You will be held responsible should this person fall into the lagoon!
🤣
TravelRe: American Lady Calls 911 For Minor Brace Fix — Nigerians React by NoahHadNoArk: 12:34pm On Oct 29, 2025
eepeepook:
Those pictures look like AI to me. I don’t believe it.
Give it up


Your IQ won’t comprehend a post like this
RomanceRe: Anyone Out There Also Seeing Two Moons In The Sky Tonight? by NoahHadNoArk: 7:03pm On Oct 26, 2025
Pictures…….or…………..
Christianity EtcRe: Hallelujah Challenge 2025: Lady Who Drew Laptop And Iphone On Carton Paper Recei by NoahHadNoArk: 9:05am On Oct 24, 2025
oweniwe:
Na only woman den dey help
Someone finally said it
RomanceRe: It’s My Birthday Today, Again. by NoahHadNoArk: 6:25am On Oct 22, 2025
That’s Taio Cruz



Abi my eye dey pain me
RomanceRe: How I Settled A Newly Married Couple That The Husband Didn't Want To Be Intimate by NoahHadNoArk: 1:25pm On Oct 21, 2025
You will loose your most credible followers if all you do is leave stories unfinished.


Do you want us to pay to get it completed or what exactly is your problem?!

It’s really not nice starting off and leaving it’s halfway.

Your topics will receive low clicks if you keep this up.
Just saying


My Peace I leave you
FamilyRe: Wife Faints After Husband Insists On Divorce by NoahHadNoArk: 10:30am On Oct 18, 2025
I invoke savagery unto this thread in the name of Seun the founder……..




Let it rain 🤣
FamilyRe: Which Animal Has This Eye by NoahHadNoArk: 8:50pm On Oct 09, 2025
Enyimba



13 more characters needed
FamilyRe: Man Shares His Experiences With A Pregnant Woman Who Gave Birth To Twins In His by NoahHadNoArk: 12:42pm On Oct 07, 2025
Congratulations





You helped bring forth life in the form of a two bundles of Joy…..


Life and Joy will never leave you


Amen 🙏
FashionRe: Photos: Jbronze Dazzles In Independence Day-inspired Shoot by NoahHadNoArk: 10:16am On Oct 02, 2025
Market Sellers






I dedicate this FTC to all who scammed us in 2015 by bringing in the APC government with their mantra of “change”


May you be born a Nigerian again in your next life with PMB your president
SportsRe: It Seems I Have Been Scammed By Bet9ja by NoahHadNoArk: 7:31pm On Sep 25, 2025
ceejay80s:
Their website went down today cos I win ordinary 36 million naira on 7 game correct score
Lie with conscience na 🤣
CultureRe: Festival In Enugu, Where People Celebrate With Cutlass. by NoahHadNoArk: 8:15pm On Sep 24, 2025
Galatians 3:13


Someone quote me with passage please 🙏
SportsRe: Why Ousmane Dembele Doesn't Deserve The Ballon D'or by NoahHadNoArk: 3:05pm On Sep 23, 2025
Like your opinion counts or matter in anyway😒


Go and sip garri Abeg 🤣
HealthRe: Why Do People Keep Smoking Even Though They Know It's Harmful? by NoahHadNoArk:
If you like smoke


If you like no smoke


If you like use Protection, if you like dive in raw


Wetin sure pass be say, it all ends here.



Live a life you will remember

PoliticsRe: Bandits Kingpin Meets Government Officials In Katsina, Frees 28 Captives After ' by NoahHadNoArk: 9:00pm On Sep 17, 2025
You know your Government has failed in providing security when they Negotiate with terrorist.



Never Negotiate with Terrorists, you only empower them to continue another day.


I hope someone learns
RomanceRe: Why Most Men Will Definitely Wife A Hoe. by NoahHadNoArk: 6:45pm On Sep 17, 2025
Someone said here las las na Ashawo all of us go marry🤣
FoodRe: Hilda Baci And sham World Record! by NoahHadNoArk: 6:55pm On Sep 15, 2025
*spits on Thread*


So much envy and bitterness in Nigeria today, sad to note😒

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