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Business › Re: Man Orders Maruwa For ₦35,000 On Temu, See What He Got (Photos/Video) by NoahHadNoArk: 5:28pm On Dec 18, 2025
Willy2025:
Adverts on Temu are misleading and designed to cheat and extort people. At times, the description is not clearly defined and spelled out. Don't blame the victims until you try it yourself
I will blame the victim from start till finish!

Keke that is at least 1million naira, you seeing 35k, it’s not a bonanza or trade fair, you jump on it like you’ve never entered a car all your life. .

If you look at it well, it is the man who ordered a product for a price well below what he really knows it is, who is the real fraudster here.

Deserves to be swindled in truth.
Romance › Re: A Hard Reality About Casual Sex And Sexual Health by NoahHadNoArk: 11:51am On Dec 17, 2025
Keep riding on


You only speak harsh truth
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Can't Any Two Christians Explain The Trinity Same Way? by NoahHadNoArk: 6:56pm On Dec 16, 2025
We will all meet God Someday, have a question ready for him.


Mine is,


Dearest God, is Jesus Christ your Biological son ?!
Romance › Re: Men And Sex: Biology, Misunderstood Realities, And Responsibility by NoahHadNoArk: 9:11am On Dec 16, 2025
Well said Brother


Keep the Intelligence and Enlightenment going.


With love from your biggest Fan.
Sports › Re: Which Of These Football Starlets Disappointed The Most? by NoahHadNoArk: 4:34pm On Dec 15, 2025
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
That Christiantus Macaulay,that dude was a baller.....We thought he'd be the next Jay Jay Okocha,but unfortunately,his preek couldn't exceed the lintel level of his career angry
That was never his true age, so don’t put him in that category.



Who remembers Hatem Ben Arfa?!


Someone quote me with his photo
Romance › Re: The Woman I Want To Marry Hates Kissing by NoahHadNoArk: 7:57pm On Dec 10, 2025
She doesn’t like you enough to kiss you


Yet you hellbent on taking her to the Altar



Goodluck to you.
Celebrities › Re: Remembering Nigeria's Former First Lady: Maryam Babangida (throwback) by NoahHadNoArk:
Humble First Lady
Politics › Re: Military coups, insecurity: ECOWAS Declares State Of Emergency In West Africa by NoahHadNoArk: 1:18pm On Dec 09, 2025
Everyone be looking out for one Giant 🤣
Christianity Etc › Re: Did Lot's Wife 'look Back,' Or Did She 'turn Back'? by NoahHadNoArk: 11:17am On Dec 07, 2025
Why was her punishment so harsh?!?


Is she alive or unalive ?!

Asking for a JW ex follower

Romance › Re: Why You Shouldn't Have Sex With Her by NoahHadNoArk: 9:37am On Dec 07, 2025
4adexx:
Dey play.... I'll still have sex with herrr
Suit yourself


The stubborn fly………..
Romance › Re: "I Can Never Ever Date A Married Man", Is Now A Third Wife. by NoahHadNoArk: 2:41pm On Dec 02, 2025
Cerebellum:
You just typed like a toddler, bulaba
Like a real kindergartner




Their love for money and all that glitters supersedes all.


🤦🏽‍♂️
Education › Re: Who Actually Makes MORE Money From Campus Side Hustles — Guys Or Girls? �� by NoahHadNoArk: 10:27am On Nov 27, 2025
And on this day, the OP has choosen to bring vawulence and savagery upon us!


*Parks Vehicle*
Programming › Re: Seun New Quote Feature by NoahHadNoArk: 6:48pm On Nov 24, 2025
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trytillmake:
I must commend Seun on the new quote feature he added to Nairaland, very sleek and cool, nice I will even suggest u reduce the quote height still, it's makes viewing comments now more accommodating.

But Seun I've suggested before, add a feature where I can easily see comments under a particular comment, that will help the owner easily see other comments under his comment. Especially whether he is making sense or not
Nice still, I know it's gradual but ok
[/s]




I hope this feature works too
Politics › Re: Atiku And ADC: Now That He Has Formally Joined The ADC by NoahHadNoArk: 3:17pm On Nov 24, 2025
Someone please remind me


What name did Mourinho call Arsene Wenger that year?!?
Sports › Re: Russia Plans Alternative World Cup For Teams Missing 2026 Tournament by NoahHadNoArk: 1:29pm On Nov 24, 2025
No nation will turn up for fear of FIFA sanctions…


I said so
Family › Re: I Keep Giving You Away And They Keep Giving You Back: Dad's Comment At A Wedding by NoahHadNoArk: 1:26pm On Nov 24, 2025
Double0h7:
End time father! May we never have or become such a parent. 😭
Why blame the father, what happened to advising girls to stop the sampling and stick to one dick, that way she learns how to stay faithful to one man through thick or thin?!

One divorce could be swept away with reports of violence and domestic abuse.


But two divorces is enough to call all the ex husbands for a very awkward meeting which is certain to produce so many answers as to who is at fault here and what stuff the girl is made of




Again I say what wrong has the father done?!
Sports › Re: Super Eagles Players Abandoned Me After South Korea Miss - Yakubu by NoahHadNoArk: 4:43am On Nov 22, 2025
Serves you right! You deserve it bro🙄


I hope that miss still gives you ptsd 🙄😒


I always regret watching that match live!


He shuld have fallen on the floor in despair and disappointment, instead of chewing gum in defiance like he did.


Nigerians never forgave him🤣
Politics › Re: What Is The Importance Of Differentiation And Integration Formulas In Solving Re by NoahHadNoArk: 12:14pm On Nov 18, 2025
Your caption alone triggered my ptsd




Dude wtf!!!!
Properties › Re: "T.I." Harris's Properties By Tolulope Tejumola Ilori by NoahHadNoArk: 8:49pm On Nov 17, 2025
Together


Monday, 17th November 2025
Romance › Re: The Untold Truth Behind These Public Proposal Rejections by NoahHadNoArk: 6:21am On Nov 16, 2025
I’ve said it before, saying it now, and may likely repeat same in the nearest future……



Hang me by my feet and flog mercilessly till the blistering of the same, anyday you see me kneel to propose to any daughter of eve!


Dear Kings, you are the prize. Always know this……she kneels to serve you palm wine during your traditional marriage, what does that signify ?!


Some guys dey fùck up sha
Politics › Re: Re: Obiano Death ☠️ by NoahHadNoArk:
Na wa o


My peace I leave you all grin
Romance › Re: Old Facebook Post Of Regina Daniels’ Dad From 2019 Resurfaces Online by NoahHadNoArk: 8:19pm On Nov 04, 2025
brain54:
Regina Daniels "impregnated herself..." shocked


What the hell is going on here?
An Angel Appeared to her and she conceived of Ned.


The last time this happened yrs ago a religion was founded😊
Celebrities › Re: " I Am Losing My Mind"- Regina Daniels Cried As Ned Nwoko Got Her Siblings Arres by NoahHadNoArk: 12:32am On Nov 04, 2025
Motivational speakers Where are you?!?



Is it still better to cry in the back of a limousine than on top of a bicycle?!
Family › Re: My Uncle Is Asking My Fiance To Pay Over 100k Just To See The Marriage List by NoahHadNoArk: 12:34pm On Nov 02, 2025
I just read this post and I saw you attending Shiloh in 2040 without a hubby.



But God’s mercies are over you and your Joys of becoming a happy wife and fruitful mother must be complete without sorrows.



I hereby decree by the power of the Son of God that henceforth anything your Uncle does or say will be rendered irrelevant, and he will never be granted the powers to decide your life and future ever again.


You bear the mark of Christ.


Your Uncle will get to know that one of his many sins will catch up with him if he doesn’t comply.


My peace I leave you
Foreign Affairs › Re: Stone Of Destiny To Be Transported For Coronation Of King Charles III (Pics) by NoahHadNoArk: 1:23pm On Nov 01, 2025
madridguy:
I wish to know the history of stone.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stone_of_Jacob
Crime › Re: 3 Police Inspectors Arrested For Beating Colleague’s Son Over Love Affair by NoahHadNoArk: 7:49pm On Oct 29, 2025
Finally I get to block you and your bad news!



You horrible, hopeless agent of Doom!

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