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RomanceRe: MEN!! This Is Why CHURCHES Are The Worst Places To Get A Wife!! (Photos) by NoahHadNoArk: 9:36am On Jul 06
TheGidRedpiller:
I actually read this to the end. What a waste of my time.
I’m mightily glad I skipped it 🤣
SportsRe: 6 Over 6 Draws Won And 8 Over 10 Draws As 2 Draws Destroy 12 Million Naira by NoahHadNoArk: 1:01pm On Jun 29
guobe:
Thanks 😊
How can I reach you on telegram
LiteratureRe: Nigerian Woman Desperation To Get Pregnant For Oyibo Man Abroad In Order To Get by NoahHadNoArk: 5:22pm On Jun 28
Hello Mr Guobe, this is NoahHadNoArk, you’ve sent me cash several times and you once sent 20k to a widow I recommended to you. So I see the light in you and I know you never hesitate to shine brighter than a candle.
Having spent a long time on social media, I’m sure you used to trolls having encountered them on your page here on Nairaland and you know how best to deal with them which is totally ignoring them like they never existed. It works always.

I’m following your stories and I must say you write well, just like me😉 keep it up. But please for the sake of your loyal fans like me please complete this story🙄 make I no change am for you!!!🤣

Keep being good, God’s Graces are upon you and I can smell it.


My peace I leave you🙏
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: French Court Confirms Hakimi Will Stand Trial For Rape by NoahHadNoArk: 1:49pm On Jun 22
Sonofgod1990:
Aswear ru gad. You nailed it my son
Thanks Son😊
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: French Court Confirms Hakimi Will Stand Trial For Rape by NoahHadNoArk: 12:16pm On Jun 19
This gender and pulling great men down from the beginning of time, na 5&6



Someone quote me with That Zuma meme
EducationRe: JAMB Gives Update On 2026 UTME Results by NoahHadNoArk: 3:34pm On Jun 17
StreetNetNgr1:
The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) says the 2026 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) original result slip will be...

Read full story: https://streetnetngr.com/jamb-gives-update-on-2026-utme-results/
Stale news


Lazy blogger
SportsRe: World Cup 2026 by NoahHadNoArk: 5:00pm On Jun 10
Lame

Senseless

Uncalled For
PoliticsRe: List Of Nigerian First Lady Till Date by NoahHadNoArk: 6:37pm On Jun 09
Who is number 5?!
TravelRe: Latest Prices Of God Is Good Motors (GIGM) As Of June 2, 2026 by NoahHadNoArk: 6:35pm On May 31
Does it include ransom fee
HealthRe: Alot Of Pretty Ladies Now Embracing Physical Exercise by NoahHadNoArk:
guobe:
Alot of pretty ladies are now embracing physical exercise activities these days unlike before.
Very early in the morning when I am on my way to work,I see very beautiful 😍 ladies jogging and racing just to keep fit.
Replying to the bolded

I take bicycle rides everyday for morning mass, from 5am till 6am when the mass begins.

Most of those girls you see there na market o, na hustle.

Dia own na to wear tight and spandex dey waka for road make men follow dem, this I have seen.

No be all dey check weight o 🤣
BusinessRe: ₦15.6 Billion Fraud: Tunde Ayeni Denied Bail, Remanded In Prison Till May 25 by NoahHadNoArk: 7:50am On May 15
seanery:
FTC since soo many years on dis children platform.

God is good.
Put it in your CV

Take it to bank and collect money
BusinessRe: Chess And Ring-lights (CAR): Play Chess And Earn Money by NoahHadNoArk: 7:49pm On May 06
ayoncox:
.may be I should create it
Please do


Reeach me let’s rub minds

08064437054
Forum GamesRe: How Many Minutes Did You Use In Determining This Sequence by NoahHadNoArk: 1:25am On May 02
6,4



I hope this reduces the price of petrol
PoliticsRe: Atiku/Obi: Why Does He See Every Southerner As Material For Deputy? - Sam Amadi by NoahHadNoArk: 12:38pm On May 01
SlavaUkraini:
Because he cannot be Vice President twice
Oya you rest na!!!!

Haba!


Recycling the same old names and faces!

Gerontocracy is alive and brewing in this country
CelebritiesRe: Wumi Toriola Reacts After Enioluwa Addressed Her By First Name At Event by NoahHadNoArk: 12:30pm On May 01
Respect
Overreaction
Influencer
Actress
Op


All of you should go and rest!!!🤬🤬🤬


Too many serious issues on ground 😩
RomanceRe: My Ex Is Not My Enemy — Lady Attends Her Ex-Boyfriend's Wedding by NoahHadNoArk: 5:05pm On Apr 30
GOFRONT:
See as your Ex dey blow kiss ontop ya Nose.

I hope OKAFOR'S LAW of Congoelasticity will not play out........
Okafors Law Always remains constant……


Please stand corrected


My peace I leave you
PoliticsRe: Fubara Backs Tinubu For Second Term, Says Nigeria Is In Capable Hands by NoahHadNoArk: 1:51pm On Apr 25
Sim Fubara is a classic tale of the saying, “if you can’t beat them, Join them”


Pay no heed to him
CrimeRe: Man Share His Experience Living In The Same Compound With Yahoo Guys by NoahHadNoArk: 1:50pm On Apr 24
marlow1962:
I like what op said ( that his lifestyle does not align with theirs, so he had to park out).
Why do we keep making fuse about someone else life.
Their life is none of your business. If you can't live in the same compound with them for obvious reasons best known to you, then move out and look for somewhere else.

You can and will never be like everybody you come across. Let them live their life the way they can irrespective of how they do that, mind your business and focus of your self.

There's a pandemic called "not minding your business and live your life"
Spotted
SportsRe: Former Super Eagles Striker Michael Eneramo Dies During Training by NoahHadNoArk: 1:35pm On Apr 24
The debt that all men pay
Nairaland GeneralRe: You Will Always Receive If You Have A Heart Of Giving by NoahHadNoArk: 1:24pm On Apr 24
True

I can attest to this


You not only Receive cash in return, Good luck and Favours too
Nairaland GeneralRe: Why Do People Contribute When You Are Dead But Did Nothing While Alive(kiss) by NoahHadNoArk: 10:37am On Apr 07
How do you know

Have you been dead before?!






It’s called, “paying your last respects to the deceased”.




Don’t bring the Issue up again


My peace I leave you
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Football Writter/blogger Needed For Nigeria Sport Blog by NoahHadNoArk: 7:12pm On Apr 06
I won’t use AI

I will drop you original contents as often as possible, i write for fun.



I’m the best hands you will ever ask for


08064437054

Reach me
NYSCRe: Tragedy As Mother Of Freed NYSC Member Dies Hours After Son’s Return(video) by NoahHadNoArk: 4:04pm On Apr 04
The princess of Damasak
RomanceRe: I Am A Simp... Alpha Males, Redpillers, Save Me by NoahHadNoArk:
Nobody will tell you


I deliberately refuse to say anything to you, nobody does



When you have foolishly spent your hard earned resources, selling your lands, properties and business assets, and used the proceeds to sponsor a Daughter of eve/vaginarian in the University, and she inevitably graduates and returns to say she can’t marry you, then you return to this very Noble Platform called Nairaland to say “love is scam”, or “fear woman”


Then I will comeback to tell you, you no get sense!

You will learn😁



My peace I leave you!
EducationRe: Unsuccessful Jamb At Masaka by NoahHadNoArk: 2:13pm On Mar 28
No light, No Fuel to run Generators, No Sunlight to power Solar
EducationRe: JAMB 2026: Biology Questions Revealed — Likely Topics, Patterns, And Professiona by NoahHadNoArk: 8:29pm On Mar 27
I need literature and CRK
RomanceRe: Three Years After Burial, Woman Found Her Dead Husband Alive Living Next Door by NoahHadNoArk: 7:25pm On Mar 25
La click, la bend

La click, la Tinubu best President ever
RomanceRe: A Single Lady Apologizes To Men After Realizing Women Are Nothing Without Men by NoahHadNoArk: 7:02pm On Mar 24
thrillionaire:
She's a beautiful mature woman with lovely juggs. I'd love to meet you lady and give you all my love 😊
You are SIMPly finished 😏

GamingRe: What Is The Best First Move In Checkers For Beginners? by NoahHadNoArk: 6:56am On Mar 20
Using a king in the First Moves?!


Are you sure it’s checkers you talking about )

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