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Crime › Re: Dream Betrayed: A Tragic Story Of A Land Scam, Broken Trust & An Untimely Death by NoahHadNoArk: 11:55am On Oct 31
This smells of property agent on *videos🤣
Education › Re: Jamb 2027 Preparations by NoahHadNoArk: 6:13pm On Oct 23
My School app worked wonders for me and landed me at a score of 281


I’ve been admitted to study law after 5yrs of trying



Blessed Be God till eternity
Pets › Re: What Species Of Snake Is This? by NoahHadNoArk: 7:41pm On Sep 19
Hard to tell a snake species through body markings alone, where is the head?
Looks like a mamba though
Education › Re: How To Score Above 300 In Jamb by NoahHadNoArk:
Download the myschool app and install.
Pay their fee of 3k or so
Celebrities › Re: Jeffery Benson Wanted A $750K Rolls-royce Phantom But Bought A Patek Philippe In by NoahHadNoArk: 9:41pm On Sep 11
Remember, Every single thing is ………..?……
Politics › Re: Oluremi Tinubu Gets A Traditional Title In Anambra A Day After Imo Honor by NoahHadNoArk: 4:46am On Sep 11
Rome Burns While Nero Fiddles
Politics › Re: Fake Catholic Youths Letter Bursted! by NoahHadNoArk: 6:18am On Aug 05
FatimaAbubakar:
I dance naked and curse Gbonla Tilumbu the political fraudster.
If curses worked, Buhari wouldn’t have won the second time, pains me to say 😭

We need more than curses.

Make sure nobody rigs at your polling unit.
That’s the little you can do.

Together we can change this. There is hope 🙏
Family › Re: Daughter Caught In-between Divorcing Parents by NoahHadNoArk: 6:15am On Aug 05
Kobojunkie:
Why have her at the court? The man and the woman were getting divorced, so why was the child, who seems to be a toddler, present for the hearing? 🥱🥱
This though

Most times the women bring kids into the court house to help them garner sympathy and swing the case to their Favour.

I’m guessing that bringing the little girl to this particular hearing was the mother’s idea.
Politics › Re: "Because Of Eternal Brothers Club, I Left Other Social Clubs --- Nwite by NoahHadNoArk: 7:22pm On Jul 31
Club?!?😁

Is that what we calling it now ?!🤣
Politics › Re: Obidients Con And Answer To These Questions by NoahHadNoArk: 6:42pm On Jul 31
Na you b OP

Na still you rush FTC😩

Na wa o😒



Make I comot dis kain Yeye post jhor
Foreign Affairs › Re: The Killing Of Chika Ibe By South African Police (Video) by NoahHadNoArk: 8:27pm On Jul 27
Turistas

Go Home!

South Africa is not your country, Get out now!

Sangre O Libertad!
Forum Games › Re: Which Bottle Fills First by NoahHadNoArk: 9:41am On Jul 23
Is this a game show or something ?!


Just tell me if I’m correct or not, country too hard, no stress me Abeg
Culture › Re: Is South East A Burial Ground? by NoahHadNoArk: 7:12am On Jul 18
EKONGKING:
Is the abnormal bride prices and even burial processes causing the youth of the region to go in search of crime money in Asia and rest of the world.

Let's discuss
Please Off your mic Abeg 🙏😩
I take God hand beg you 😭😭😭😭
Forum Games › Re: Which Bottle Fills First by NoahHadNoArk: 8:54am On Jul 17
Number 5

I dedicate this ftc to every Nigerian going through one or two



I hope we get it right in the next election
Events › Re: A Nairalander Gets Called To The Largest Bar In Africa by NoahHadNoArk: 2:07pm On Jul 09
Congratulations Sir


I tap into your grace 🙏🙌🏼
Romance › Re: MEN!! This Is Why CHURCHES Are The Worst Places To Get A Wife!! (Photos) by NoahHadNoArk: 9:36am On Jul 06
TheGidRedpiller:
I actually read this to the end. What a waste of my time.
I’m mightily glad I skipped it 🤣
Sports › Re: 6 Over 6 Draws Won And 8 Over 10 Draws As 2 Draws Destroy 12 Million Naira by NoahHadNoArk: 1:01pm On Jun 29
guobe:
Thanks 😊
How can I reach you on telegram
Literature › Re: Nigerian Woman Desperation To Get Pregnant For Oyibo Man Abroad In Order To Get by NoahHadNoArk: 5:22pm On Jun 28
Hello Mr Guobe, this is NoahHadNoArk, you’ve sent me cash several times and you once sent 20k to a widow I recommended to you. So I see the light in you and I know you never hesitate to shine brighter than a candle.
Having spent a long time on social media, I’m sure you used to trolls having encountered them on your page here on Nairaland and you know how best to deal with them which is totally ignoring them like they never existed. It works always.

I’m following your stories and I must say you write well, just like me😉 keep it up. But please for the sake of your loyal fans like me please complete this story🙄 make I no change am for you!!!🤣

Keep being good, God’s Graces are upon you and I can smell it.


My peace I leave you🙏
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: French Court Confirms Hakimi Will Stand Trial For Rape by NoahHadNoArk: 1:49pm On Jun 22
Sonofgod1990:
Aswear ru gad. You nailed it my son
Thanks Son😊
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: French Court Confirms Hakimi Will Stand Trial For Rape by NoahHadNoArk: 12:16pm On Jun 19
This gender and pulling great men down from the beginning of time, na 5&6



Someone quote me with That Zuma meme
Education › Re: JAMB Gives Update On 2026 UTME Results by NoahHadNoArk: 3:34pm On Jun 17
StreetNetNgr1:
The Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board (JAMB) says the 2026 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) original result slip will be...

Read full story: https://streetnetngr.com/jamb-gives-update-on-2026-utme-results/
Stale news


Lazy blogger
Sports › Re: World Cup 2026 by NoahHadNoArk: 5:00pm On Jun 10
Lame

Senseless

Uncalled For
Politics › Re: List Of Nigerian First Lady Till Date by NoahHadNoArk: 6:37pm On Jun 09
Who is number 5?!
Travel › Re: Latest Prices Of God Is Good Motors (GIGM) As Of June 2, 2026 by NoahHadNoArk: 6:35pm On May 31
Does it include ransom fee
Health › Re: Alot Of Pretty Ladies Now Embracing Physical Exercise by NoahHadNoArk:
guobe:
Alot of pretty ladies are now embracing physical exercise activities these days unlike before.
Very early in the morning when I am on my way to work,I see very beautiful 😍 ladies jogging and racing just to keep fit.
Replying to the bolded

I take bicycle rides everyday for morning mass, from 5am till 6am when the mass begins.

Most of those girls you see there na market o, na hustle.

Dia own na to wear tight and spandex dey waka for road make men follow dem, this I have seen.

No be all dey check weight o 🤣
Business › Re: ₦15.6 Billion Fraud: Tunde Ayeni Denied Bail, Remanded In Prison Till May 25 by NoahHadNoArk: 7:50am On May 15
seanery:
FTC since soo many years on dis children platform.

God is good.
Put it in your CV

Take it to bank and collect money

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