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Crime / Re: Nigerian Man Arrested In Miami Florida For Stealing A Super Car by NoahHadNoArk: 11:58pm On Sep 20
Nairaland chapter of the NCAN will have a field day with his namešŸ¤£
Romance / Re: She Doesn't Visit When On Period by NoahHadNoArk: 8:33pm On Sep 19
MrBrownJay1:


most men wouldnt oblige, and women know that... as someone just stated, its dirty, smelly and messy

and disgusting to talk about outside your homes,

Real men donā€™t bring it up ever!


The 19yr old OP is asking us to applaud him for dating a 15yr old.


Do well to give him the accolades he is crying for ?!
Romance / Re: She Doesn't Visit When On Period by NoahHadNoArk: 8:23pm On Sep 19
dmg1:

How do you expect me to ask her, I'll just pretend to be ignorant


Then donā€™t ask us or bring your disgusts and insecurities to this platform!!!!
šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬šŸ¤¬

Maybe you buying petrol 200naira per liter in your Area


Thatā€™s why only rubbish fills your brain!


What manner of nonsensešŸ˜’



Some people in this forum deserve to have their smartphones collected and soaked in a bucket of Acid
Romance / Re: How Do Broke Guys Get To Bang Girls by NoahHadNoArk: 11:06am On Sep 19
Fake it until you fƻck them



Letā€™s listen and learn




My peace I leave you

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Car Talk / Re: Whatā€™s One Interesting Thing You Always Keep In Your Car? by NoahHadNoArk: 8:55pm On Sep 14
RealLordZeus:
CD

Give it the meaning you want




Compact discs yea thatā€™s true,

All ye lovers of musicšŸ˜Š

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Crime / Re: SA Catches Nigerian Mule Who Hid Cocaine In Several Airline Headphones (PICS) by NoahHadNoArk: 8:48pm On Sep 14
Someone is driving down to this post to reveal his stupidity and foolishness by asking of the manā€™s name and tribe.


Then theres a more clueless moderator who will see same harmful comment, fail to spot the danger and slowly it will boil into yet another tribal war on this good for nothing forum.


My peace I leave you

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Pets / Re: I Am Ready To Adopt A Kitten by NoahHadNoArk: 10:30am On Sep 12
You mean pussy?!


Please be specific
Politics / Re: I Bought 25,000 Naira Fuel In My Car And By 2 Days Its Already Red by NoahHadNoArk: 5:05am On Sep 09
Op buy from black market.
Get a dealer and work with him.
25k worth of fuel is a lot and should have lasted you at least 5days, but ThT filling station like others have gauged their meter so you get 15k worth of fuel at most.

Buy from a black dealer next time

Thank me later

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Romance / Re: Lady Reveals What She Did After Collecting Money From A Guy For Transport by NoahHadNoArk: 4:25pm On Sep 05
Fineman2:
Why collection his money if you know you won't visit him

Why sending money to an absolute stranger to travel miles to come see you, in dangerous times like these


You be serial killer ?!?šŸ˜’

Dear ladies, Collect their money and better your lives with them or give to the less privileged.
Since these Hot Toads have refused to learn, keep fleecing them.

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Politics / Re: What Can You Address To Solve Most Of Nigeria Problem Best Answer Win 30k by NoahHadNoArk: 11:47pm On Sep 04
Improve on power supply and electricity to reduce the demand in pms and diesel to run generators.

What I mean is, if we have constant light, you wonā€™t see people walking around with gallons looking for were to buy petrol to run for 3hours max on their generators.


If this is achieved, then mybe the pms will be for cars and vehicles alone. That should go round.
Sports / Re: 20,000 Naira Gifting To My Followers Only by NoahHadNoArk: 11:31pm On Sep 04
viceddy95:

Your username and profile pics says otherwiseā€¦.


Rest Abeg
Sports / Re: 20,000 Naira Gifting To My Followers Only by NoahHadNoArk: 2:38pm On Sep 04
viceddy95:

Are you a Christian?
Yea

Why
Sports / Re: 20,000 Naira Gifting To My Followers Only by NoahHadNoArk: 10:11am On Sep 04
NoahHadNoArk:


8064437054

Opay





Thank you is not enough


God bless
Still waiting sir
Sports / Re: 20,000 Naira Gifting To My Followers Only by NoahHadNoArk: 7:40am On Sep 04
guobe:

Drop acct

8064437054

Opay





Thank you is not enough


God bless
Sports / Re: 20,000 Naira Gifting To My Followers Only by NoahHadNoArk: 1:24am On Sep 04
I hope to make it

The hunger got worse after we lost dadšŸ˜­
Family / Re: Suicide Is Definitely The Last Resort But It Is An Easy Solution by NoahHadNoArk: 1:41pm On Sep 02
And with you gone, there will be one less mouth to feed.

Open doors for your family and send them plenty money from the other realm. Do not sacrifice in vain.

I hope itā€™s smooth and as painless as possible for you, while your family finds a place to forgive you.


And May the Saints and Angels of God command your soul to the place of the Almightyā€¦ā€¦





PS. The deepest part of Hell is reserved for the ones who took their own lives with their hands.
Religion / Re: Davidoā€™s Billionaire Dad Gifts Church N1bn by NoahHadNoArk: 10:37pm On Aug 18
pdppower:
I billion to a church when there are so many people out there looking for someone to help them survive


Has he not been giving to the poor and the less privileged?!

Or do you lack what to do or say with your 50MB borrowed data from mtnšŸ˜’


Poverty be thinking they have an opinion over peoples hard earned money
Science/Technology / Re: Ball Python Killed At My Backyard (Pictures) by NoahHadNoArk: 6:35pm On Aug 17
Then a voice told him, ā€œGet up, Peter. Kill and eat.ā€


EnjoyšŸ˜Š

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Sports / Re: Samson Siasiaā€™s Five-year Ban Over, Free To Return To Coaching by NoahHadNoArk: 3:07pm On Aug 17
Treasure17:
He should better go and start farming.
naaa, thatā€™s your family trade


Football is his calling
Nairaland / General / Re: Woman Shocked As A Turkey Circles Grave Nonstop At Cemetery (photos) by NoahHadNoArk: 12:56pm On Aug 16
Canā€™t wait to hear the conspiracy theorists on this one šŸ¤£

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Sports / Re: Breaking: Lamine Yamal's Father Stabbed Multiple Times by NoahHadNoArk: 4:52pm On Aug 15
naijapikin2:
my statement is alluding to racism. Just in case you didn't understand.

And Iā€™m telling you thereā€™s nothing racist about that attack and you shouldnā€™t look at every story from that part or the world with the eyes of someone watching out for Racism and ethnicity.

A man was attacked, attacks happen everywhere in the world at almost every second, whether heā€™s a footballer Dad or not his attackers probably didnā€™t know nor cared about. An ex footballer in Nigeria had his Dad Kidnapped some years ago, btwn yobo and mikel I canā€™t say which. Thereā€™s no need bringing the words, ā€œwhite manā€ into this story when thereā€™s nothing about the post that had to do with the victimā€™s color of skin.

Receive sense!
Politics / Re: What Is The Biggest Political Prophecy In Nigeria? by NoahHadNoArk: 4:36pm On Aug 15
immortalcrown:
The post and its caption are unconnected. The caption is about prophecy. The post itself is about guess (predictions).
ā€¦.:And your comment is about senselessness if you cannot spot the message in the post
Sports / Re: Breaking: Lamine Yamal's Father Stabbed Multiple Times by NoahHadNoArk: 12:21pm On Aug 15
naijapikin2:
The son is the football star not him. That tells you that the white man will only respect your talent not your father's.

Sorry o baba laminešŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Ž


This can happen anywhere in the world

Stop Licking the white manā€™s ass, the world belongs to you too

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Phones / Re: Mark Zuckerberg Makes Giant Statue Of His Wife Priscilla Chan In Their Garden by NoahHadNoArk: 1:59pm On Aug 14
TlNUBU:


Statues are made for people who have contributed positively to their society, country or community.... Marks wife haven't ticked any of those boxes... Best he could have done is make a portrait of her and put in their living room not a whole statue šŸ—æ
Bad Belle mentality

Oya go comot am na,

Typical Nigerian be thinking they have a say and opinion in other peoples livesšŸ¤£

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Sports / Re: Fighter Who Faced Gold Medal Boxer Imane Khalif Claims Gender Row Boxer Is A Man by NoahHadNoArk: 8:35pm On Aug 13
Rexymania:
Why you no chuk am something for eye

Thatā€™s not possible with gloves šŸ§¤ onšŸ˜’


But I guess you too retarded to understand it so I give up on you
Politics / Re: Why Do Nigerian Presidents Get Invited Like Houseboys by NoahHadNoArk: 2:14pm On Aug 13
The Op probably comes from a generation of slaves and houseboys thatā€™s why he quick to call a President Of a country Same.


If you donā€™t understand politics, the dynamics and working of Power and hierarchy, and what diplomatic relationships mean, do not come online and spew garbage because you have data, thereby inciting an already tense population into joining you in your hate games.


Find something better to do with your time.


Peace I leave you
Sports / Re: Olympic Gold Medals: 1908 Vs 2024 (Photos) by NoahHadNoArk: 2:14pm On Aug 12
brain54:
I want to think they were fewer people participating in the Olympics then...

So providing pure gold as medals wouldn't have cost so much.

On the other hand more participants in modern Olympics would require more logistics and the cost of providing pure gold as medals would be skyrocketing. Who would bear this cost. And can it even be afforded by the organizers?

The issue here is cost reduction.

A symbolic gold medal to me is enough.

Maybe athletes can be compensated or rewarded by the country's they represented and won medals for.

To reduce the cost burden on the organizers!



Put it as you wish


But money and budgeting is the least worry for the organizers of The Olympics

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Celebrities / Re: I Was Given 2k On The Street Without Asking by NoahHadNoArk: 8:37pm On Aug 11
Itā€™s the sense of entitlement for mešŸ˜’

Typical Nigerian mentality.


The rains that falls, beats everyone and gets us all wet, we just refused to abandon all dignity to beg and appeal for help on a faceless platform because we believe everyone is suffering the hardships too.

Why do you believe that everytime you broke and need the least for your few wraps of puff loud, codeine and Trams, good hearted People must come to your aid even at their own expense, why you believe this ?!?!?


Fix yourself, seek help, find a way to make the bread, I know fortune will smile at you, then decide for yourself whether to help people in need when they appeal or ask them to sit-up like you do and find an escape from penury like you did.




My peace I leave you

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