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SportsRe: AFCON 2025: Zambia's Patrick Daka's Back Flip Celebration Didn't End Well (Pics) by NoahHadNoArk: 3:48am On Dec 24, 2025
walozanga:
Boxing, wrestling, judo, kickboxing which are even sports nkor?
How has your comment made any sense?!


FIFA is strictly For football and Football related matters.


What’s has the sports you mentioned got to do with kicking a ball and scoring goals ?!!


Learn to argue within context like you’ve been through the four walls of an academic institution.


Peace
SportsRe: AFCON 2025: Zambia's Patrick Daka's Back Flip Celebration Didn't End Well (Pics) by NoahHadNoArk: 10:36pm On Dec 22, 2025
FIFA must ban all back flip celebrations.


It’s a bad influence to kids all over the world
RomanceRe: Breakfast Give Away For 10 Of My Followers On Nairaland by NoahHadNoArk: 5:24pm On Dec 22, 2025
ThePureDiamond:
See ungratefulness in it's raw form. No wonder Nigeria is the way it is. It's no wonder "true help" is far from some people.
No wonder why the OP withdrew, some people on this forum are just terrible.


Guobe don’t stop being good. Keep doing it for God.
RomanceRe: Breakfast Give Away For 10 Of My Followers On Nairaland by NoahHadNoArk: 12:14pm On Dec 22, 2025
bluepreek:
. Is this not an act of pure wickedness? Why only your followers? Just say you are Looking for followers on Nairaland which will amount to nothing.

Wicked man.
His money, his choices.



Make yours and decide what to do with it, quit the useless sense of entitlement.


Learn
RomanceRe: Breakfast Give Away For 10 Of My Followers On Nairaland by NoahHadNoArk: 12:02pm On Dec 22, 2025
I’ve been loyal from start till finish


I really hope to be considered, I’ve hit rock bottom really


Thanks for all you do Mr Guobadia

Stay rewarded
CrimeRe: Abia Police Confirms Killing Of Security Agent In Aba (Video) by NoahHadNoArk: 2:35am On Dec 20, 2025
Thundafireseun:
South east leaders are sincerely not ready to end this insecurity
Allow them to secede


Give them their country and let there be peace

My two cents
EventsRe: Hallelujah Today Is My Birthday by NoahHadNoArk: 10:59am On Dec 19, 2025
Is it a good idea posting your photos on an anonymous forum?!


Happy Birthday Sir, keep winning 🙏✨
RomanceRe: A Hard Reality About Casual Sex And Sexual Health by NoahHadNoArk: 10:34am On Dec 19, 2025
Dpsychologist:
Though it can be difficult and challenging but self control is still the best way to avoid the risk.
Self control or self service 🙄😏


Let’s all be honest Abeg
AgricultureRe: Cracked Palm Kernel Nut Available by NoahHadNoArk: 7:53pm On Dec 18, 2025
overdrive:
How much? Let me know your price too.
Hello Buddy, evening.
You once asked me to connect you and I did, you never reached back to me.


Still waiting on you to rise and lift me up😂


Compliments of the season good man
AgricultureRe: Cracked Palm Kernel Nut Available by NoahHadNoArk: 7:01pm On Dec 18, 2025
I need 30 tons


Please let me know your price on WhatsApp

08064437054
BusinessRe: Man Orders Maruwa For ₦35,000 On Temu, See What He Got (Photos/Video) by NoahHadNoArk: 5:28pm On Dec 18, 2025
Willy2025:
Adverts on Temu are misleading and designed to cheat and extort people. At times, the description is not clearly defined and spelled out. Don't blame the victims until you try it yourself
I will blame the victim from start till finish!

Keke that is at least 1million naira, you seeing 35k, it’s not a bonanza or trade fair, you jump on it like you’ve never entered a car all your life. .

If you look at it well, it is the man who ordered a product for a price well below what he really knows it is, who is the real fraudster here.

Deserves to be swindled in truth.
RomanceRe: A Hard Reality About Casual Sex And Sexual Health by NoahHadNoArk: 11:51am On Dec 17, 2025
Keep riding on


You only speak harsh truth
Christianity EtcRe: Why Can't Any Two Christians Explain The Trinity Same Way? by NoahHadNoArk: 6:56pm On Dec 16, 2025
We will all meet God Someday, have a question ready for him.


Mine is,


Dearest God, is Jesus Christ your Biological son ?!
RomanceRe: Men And Sex: Biology, Misunderstood Realities, And Responsibility by NoahHadNoArk: 9:11am On Dec 16, 2025
Well said Brother


Keep the Intelligence and Enlightenment going.


With love from your biggest Fan.
SportsRe: Which Of These Football Starlets Disappointed The Most? by NoahHadNoArk: 4:34pm On Dec 15, 2025
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
That Christiantus Macaulay,that dude was a baller.....We thought he'd be the next Jay Jay Okocha,but unfortunately,his preek couldn't exceed the lintel level of his career angry
That was never his true age, so don’t put him in that category.



Who remembers Hatem Ben Arfa?!


Someone quote me with his photo
RomanceRe: The Woman I Want To Marry Hates Kissing by NoahHadNoArk: 7:57pm On Dec 10, 2025
She doesn’t like you enough to kiss you


Yet you hellbent on taking her to the Altar



Goodluck to you.
CelebritiesRe: Remembering Nigeria's Former First Lady: Maryam Babangida (throwback) by NoahHadNoArk:
Humble First Lady
PoliticsRe: Military coups, insecurity: ECOWAS Declares State Of Emergency In West Africa by NoahHadNoArk: 1:18pm On Dec 09, 2025
Everyone be looking out for one Giant 🤣
Christianity EtcRe: Did Lot's Wife 'look Back,' Or Did She 'turn Back'? by NoahHadNoArk: 11:17am On Dec 07, 2025
Why was her punishment so harsh?!?


Is she alive or unalive ?!

Asking for a JW ex follower

RomanceRe: Why You Shouldn't Have Sex With Her by NoahHadNoArk: 9:37am On Dec 07, 2025
4adexx:
Dey play.... I'll still have sex with herrr
Suit yourself


The stubborn fly………..
RomanceRe: "I Can Never Ever Date A Married Man", Is Now A Third Wife. by NoahHadNoArk: 2:41pm On Dec 02, 2025
Cerebellum:
You just typed like a toddler, bulaba
Like a real kindergartner




Their love for money and all that glitters supersedes all.


🤦🏽‍♂️
EducationRe: Who Actually Makes MORE Money From Campus Side Hustles — Guys Or Girls? �� by NoahHadNoArk: 10:27am On Nov 27, 2025
And on this day, the OP has choosen to bring vawulence and savagery upon us!


*Parks Vehicle*
ProgrammingRe: Seun New Quote Feature by NoahHadNoArk: 6:48pm On Nov 24, 2025
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trytillmake:
I must commend Seun on the new quote feature he added to Nairaland, very sleek and cool, nice I will even suggest u reduce the quote height still, it's makes viewing comments now more accommodating.

But Seun I've suggested before, add a feature where I can easily see comments under a particular comment, that will help the owner easily see other comments under his comment. Especially whether he is making sense or not
Nice still, I know it's gradual but ok
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I hope this feature works too
PoliticsRe: Atiku And ADC: Now That He Has Formally Joined The ADC by NoahHadNoArk: 3:17pm On Nov 24, 2025
Someone please remind me


What name did Mourinho call Arsene Wenger that year?!?
SportsRe: Russia Plans Alternative World Cup For Teams Missing 2026 Tournament by NoahHadNoArk: 1:29pm On Nov 24, 2025
No nation will turn up for fear of FIFA sanctions…


I said so
FamilyRe: I Keep Giving You Away And They Keep Giving You Back: Dad's Comment At A Wedding by NoahHadNoArk: 1:26pm On Nov 24, 2025
Double0h7:
End time father! May we never have or become such a parent. 😭
Why blame the father, what happened to advising girls to stop the sampling and stick to one dick, that way she learns how to stay faithful to one man through thick or thin?!

One divorce could be swept away with reports of violence and domestic abuse.


But two divorces is enough to call all the ex husbands for a very awkward meeting which is certain to produce so many answers as to who is at fault here and what stuff the girl is made of




Again I say what wrong has the father done?!

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