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Politics / Re: President Bola Tinubu Signs Executive Orders To Ease Tax Burden On Businesses by nob0dy: 1:15pm On Jul 06, 2023
Monzze:
Another 1

BAT is the man Nigeria needs 🤠

Zombie, when him add am you scream BAT is the Man Nigeria needs, same thing you the scream for extending the effective date.

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Music/Radio / Re: Which Is Your Favourite Online Music Streaming App And Why? A General Review by nob0dy: 9:04pm On Apr 04, 2023
On mobile I use Boomplay, it's the readily available, I no get time yet to download another music streaming app. On system, which I spent most of my day on, I stream directly from YouTube. This has really taking up a lot of my data, but I have gotten used to it

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Have You Been Scammed Before?....share Your Thoughts And Experiences Please by nob0dy: 1:54pm On Mar 20, 2023
Bz
Politics / Re: Peter Obi On The Streets Of Lagos, Followed By Huge Crowd Of Supporters by nob0dy: 2:15pm On Feb 11, 2023
1 million votes in the bag

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Nairaland / General / Re: How Much Is Fuel Per Liter In Your Location? by nob0dy: 1:53pm On Jan 22, 2023
I bought 250 this morning. Olungufe Awoyaya Lagos state

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Health / Re: Have You Ever Overdosed On Colorado?? by nob0dy: 6:34am On Dec 30, 2022
Smartguyboy:

3-4 puffs of loud I am okay anything more than that na small madness indoor.
Ah! Are you serious, Is loud that strong?, As my first time I smoked 2 wraps of loud, and I didn't feel anything. All my guys were surprised but to me everything was just normal. The only thing I fear is alcohol. Anything more than 2 bottles, I'm out.
Health / Re: Have You Ever Overdosed On Colorado?? by nob0dy: 7:24pm On Dec 26, 2022
Donwizbro:

Bro, try as much as possible not to go far with smoking cigarettes. That shit ain't easy to quit.
Sure, it's just occasionally. Since 2 weeks now, I haven't taken it again.

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Health / Re: Have You Ever Overdosed On Colorado?? by nob0dy: 3:04pm On Dec 26, 2022
Lol, funny experience every where. I just started smoking, although just occasionally when I dey in the mist of MEN. I only do cigarettes and loud for now. I no go ever try that colo, cause I hate anything that controls me.

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Politics / Re: Ohanaeze Lauds Buhari For Fulfilling Second Niger Bridge Promise by nob0dy: 7:30am On Dec 17, 2022
fuckJones:

don't forget he reserve the right not to have done it too
Wow!, Are you kidding me?. Bad governance has really messed with a lot of you heads, to reason like this.
Properties / Re: Cost Of Renting A 1 Bedroom Apartment In Lagos 2022 by nob0dy: 5:39pm On Nov 15, 2022
Juleeee:


8hours? That's like Abuja to Lagos
It was a terrible day, I got to the office by 2pm. I had to spend the remaining of the weekdays sleeping in the office.

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Properties / Re: Cost Of Renting A 1 Bedroom Apartment In Lagos 2022 by nob0dy: 1:29pm On Nov 15, 2022
lmagine paying 300k yearly for a selfcon for places like Awoyaya angry and the traffic from that place to lekki no be here. I once spent 8 hours on that road to lekki, due to traffic. Lagos is highly overrated, nothing to enjoy here.

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Phones / Re: How Much Do You Spend On Data Monthly by nob0dy: 8:15pm On Oct 01, 2022
I spend only 3500 on MTN 12gb. I'm mostly in the office where I have access to office wifi, so I don't use much of my personal data, except on weekends

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Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman Reacts To Having Extramarital Affairs With Actresses (Video) by nob0dy: 8:42pm On Jul 27, 2022
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Politics / Re: Buhari Gives Education Minister 2 Weeks To End ASUU Strike by nob0dy: 6:41pm On Jul 19, 2022
Good morning Buhari

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Politics / Re: Osun Election: President Buhari Congratulates Ademola Adeleke by nob0dy: 12:17pm On Jul 17, 2022
Aurielfinizu:


He is a weak man..

He ddnt sign the most important ones..

Allow voters Queue on the line .

The import thing is we are making gradual progress, and it's a significant one. We shall get there one day.

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Politics / Re: Osun Election: President Buhari Congratulates Ademola Adeleke by nob0dy: 12:10pm On Jul 17, 2022
I must give kudos to you here Mr Buhari , we are getting the process right gradually. Even though there are still cases of vote buying, but the choice and power now relies on the voters, and politicians have little or no power to influence the electoral process. Next is to get the candidate right.

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Health / Re: Help: What Food Can Help Me Regain Back My Strength? by nob0dy: 10:02pm On Jun 29, 2022
Just quit masturbating, drink enough milk and mult, plus take enough eggs like 4-6 weekly.

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Sports / Re: Messi, Neymar Humiliated Has Benzema Bag Man Of The Match by nob0dy: 8:45am On Mar 10, 2022
PSG is not serious. They deserve the humiliation

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Romance / Re: I'm A 21 Year Old Virgin And This Sucks by nob0dy: 2:00am On Feb 27, 2022
I have been in a similar situation too, when I was serving, I reside in a student lodged, there was this particular girl, we became besties, she really loves me, likes showing public display of affection when I am with her friends. She comes to my room regularly, but won't let me hit. She tells me about her past and present sexcapedes, but still won't let me capeed. It was years I asked her why she didn't let me hit, that she confirmed to me that I was too Innocent and she didn't want to spoil me. Surprisingly she's willing to give it to me now, but I have moved on from her. Don't even find her attractive again.

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Celebrities / Re: Osita Iheme Celebrates His 40th Birthday (Photos) by nob0dy: 7:18am On Feb 26, 2022
Happy birthday king

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Foreign Affairs / Re: "I Want To Help Beat Ukraine From My Computer" - Russian Vigilante Hacker by nob0dy: 7:11am On Feb 26, 2022
Any attempt to hack Ukrainian cyber space by Russia will not be taken lightly by the Nigeria Union of JavaScript Programmers (NUJP). We stand with Ukraine on this one.

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Crime / Re: Shop Owner Catches A Thief Trapped Trying To Steal From Her Shop (Photos) by nob0dy: 6:08pm On Feb 03, 2022
Sleekfingers:


Why is he not in school? Not everyone will attend school though.....his mate are doing something , even if they are not in school. He is just a lazy kid.....
The reasons why he is not in school are already obvious to you, so I won't highlight on that. Secondly every lad within his age bracket should and must attend school and get basic education, finally he is not lazy, he is just a victim of a larger systematic failure.
Crime / Re: Shop Owner Catches A Thief Trapped Trying To Steal From Her Shop (Photos) by nob0dy: 5:14pm On Feb 03, 2022
Sambai65:
don't worry they will come to your house soon,he mate dey sell orange and watermelon at road side

Those mates you mentioned are unfortunate just like him. No kid should be doing that at such age, they should be in a confined walls of a classroom learning.
Crime / Re: Shop Owner Catches A Thief Trapped Trying To Steal From Her Shop (Photos) by nob0dy: 5:12pm On Feb 03, 2022
Nonywendy:
and he continues in that manner. This is how e dey start to graduate to a bigger thief

Of course they will have to give him proper orientation before letting him off the hook
Crime / Re: Shop Owner Catches A Thief Trapped Trying To Steal From Her Shop (Photos) by nob0dy: 5:10pm On Feb 03, 2022
Sleekfingers:



By stealing abi? No be him mate dey do kaya, wash plates, push waste carts, wheel barrow for market?

Have you forgotten this popular say, no food for lazy man?

He's still a kid. He should be in school not washing plates or doing kaya. He hasn't reached the age to earn for himself.
Crime / Re: Shop Owner Catches A Thief Trapped Trying To Steal From Her Shop (Photos) by nob0dy: 4:08pm On Feb 03, 2022
They should Free him, he's just hungry and looking for what to eat

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Celebrities / Re: Jaruma: Why Promote What You Don’t Use? Chioma Ifemeludike Asks Regina Daniels by nob0dy: 7:22pm On Jan 28, 2022
Non
esense question, shebi Davido dey use Infinix wey him be ambassador for

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Celebrities / Re: Sidney Poitier Dead At 94 by nob0dy: 5:32pm On Jan 07, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:

Aah now my mind don come down..I think say you don fall for am oo.. cheesy grin grin
Omo na my cruise I dey catch
Celebrities / Re: Sidney Poitier Dead At 94 by nob0dy: 5:25pm On Jan 07, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:

This woman is brainwashing you gradually..from play you go start dey believe that talk wey she dey talk.. undecided undecided
Lol, you no know who you dey refer to. I never believe the ones wey their head complete, na this mad one I go come believe.
Celebrities / Re: Sidney Poitier Dead At 94 by nob0dy: 5:09pm On Jan 07, 2022
For been the first black man to win that illuminati award, he's going to hefeya straight

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Nairaland / General / Re: How To Respect Yourself In 2022 by nob0dy: 9:40am On Jan 03, 2022
If you want to respect your self this new year, just die. As long as you are alive you will be disrespected one way or the other.

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Romance / Re: Recommend A Sure Beard Growth Oil by nob0dy: 9:53am On Dec 31, 2021
bigcee:
Use anointing oil mix with weed. I works like magic. Bear bear wey u no get, you wan dey disturb us.

I have used weed and so fine hair cream in the past, didn't see any significant growth as well.

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