iLegendd:
Tell her a guitar has 6 strings and they are

1. Low E-string
2. A-string
3. D-string
4. G-string
5. B-string
6. High E-string

Tell her the 4th string of a guitar is called a G-string. At this point, she'll either laugh after realizing her dumbness or apologize for misinterpreting you.

If that question about G-string made her upset, it means you haven't built rapport with her and you probably don't know how to chat because you haven't read the book called ChatDîcted.

Or it's because you've been friendzoned because of your too much maturity and respectfulness and she doesn't expect such a "silly" question from you.

In dating, you don't need a woman's respect, but her love. Through this love, she'll give you sex easily and if you're great in bed, she'll respect you from there.

If you're both great in bed and have money, she'll not only respect you, but worship you.

If you don't get a woman's love first, but her respect first, because you acted maturely, but boring, don't expect love or sex from her because she respects you. Respect and maturity don't give sex — attraction does and one way to trigger attraction is through humor, naughtiness, wittiness, and confidence.

Tip: Get a woman's respect through sex and the relationship will last.

If you get the respect through money or acting maturely, but the sex sucks, you'll lose the respect and the relationship won't last.

Though, a woman who wants to cheat will always cheat, but the best way to gain a woman's respect is not by respecting her and acting all maturely, but by your bedroom skills, sense of humor, naughtiness, smartness, and confidence.

If she's just a business partner and no dating is involved, then respecting her and maturity is the best bet. Otherwise, it's your humor, naughtiness and sex game.

For your sex game, read the book called Lasticle. Free version download: https://shop.wetclef.com/download-lasticle/

For your naughtiness and chatting skill, read the book called ChatDîcted. Free version download: https://shop.wetclef.com/download-chatdìcted/

For developing your sense of humor, read the book called Humor Code.

Thank me later.

Surulady:
Thank you so much am still looking for one I actually got one from church just 2 days she’s already telling me she wants to bring her kids to spend the weekend with me I noticed she likes watching movie and she doesn’t come on time most times I’ve already finish cleaning my babies room and done all the washing before she comes I dont know how to put to work bcus I’ve already told her all I wanted a nanny for I feel so lonely I really wish I have a mother

Surulady:
Good day mummies,how are our LOs doing,pls my senior colleagues,how long does this yellow poo last? My babies pass this poo like 4times daily thou not much but am concerned about it.

Please is there anyone here using this tommee Tippee bottle sterilizer? I see as a waste of money because I felt it won’t work as expected..please anyone that has used it shld enlighten me....

Mamas that had twins pls how did you cope without a nanny .. my review with my Dr has not been pleasant..like am loosing it

sayoddy:
So far, so good o, I dey thank God o for giving me swift and easy delivery this morning. I gave birth at home within the twinkle of an eye. Bless the Lord with me. halleluyah, it's a boy!

missyblissy:


Na wetin take am easy abeg!!!! June wey just start which day and you wan rush all june teamies ah ah ah!!!! Relax biko after June na July your turn go soon reach else i dey see you as portable member to June Geeper Tank .

Abeg Junne Teamie make una no mind am, she wan see her baby quick, we understand but let the baby bake well biko. Dont worry you go see am soon ehear!!!!!

Please June Mamas wey dey close to their edd oya start exercise ooooo start eating pineapple, dates, zobo wey dey induce labour.

I know say some will say no be this cappo wey juat born which day don dey yarn for thread. Nne am bored to the bones, the strength wey i get now, na God as e give me. Dont get me wrong am still on pains but the pains don reduce small come to when i did it on Saturday. Ah this our God is wonderful ooooo

Breast milk refuse to flow have been on drip and antibiotics since Saturday.

missyblissy:
Let every other name fade away, Jesus take your place, Jesus take your place!!!!

BA BA BA!!!!!!
My gallant June Teamies i don open floor!!!! Had elective cs this morning, i will welcome my princess at 8m this morning, don't know her weight yet as am still in recovery room. God did it againooooooo.
@Konklushun Congratulations!!!!!!

Pearl05:



Congratulations mama. God bless the child and family.

Sunbestie see our catch

gurlnext2u:
BS! BS!!!
I had been praying for a second child since 2017 but hubby wasn’t cooperating. He insisted that our next child must be 2 years older than our first. The reason behind this age gap was very selfish in my opinion.
I begged and pleaded but all fell on deaf ears. It was so bad that nothing was happening in the “other room”.
I was slowly going into depression because I was called all sorts of names because of weight gain from my first pregnancy and the fact that I could no longer work because I had to stay back and take care of our first child.
Towards the end of 2017 hubby now decided to make some moves but I was no longer interested, my mind and body was switched off due to the constant insults.
I was no longer appealing to him and vice versa.
In 2018 it continued, until he started saying I should look for an ObGyn to discuss why I haven’t gotten pregnant. The pressure was a lot so I had to give in. I’m a health professional so I knew there was nothing wrong with me but I had to see the Dr so that I could have peace of mind at home.
Dr said I should just do a HSG because from my medical history he couldn’t find a problem. I endured the procedure and cried to God. The results were fine. I didn’t want to go through the emotional trauma of having sex with my husband frequently so I asked God to do it for me. We had sex a few days after the procedure and I took in in August 2018.
My joy knew no bounds. In October 2018, I begged my hubby to take me to the hospital or at least a scan centre because I wasn’t myself. He didn’t think it was important, I had to threaten him before he obliged. That was when we found out we were expecting multiples and I was elated.
It’s something I have always prayed for and I was happy that God gave me 2 in one journey so that I don’t have to beg any man.
My husband couldn’t believe it and that was when he changed.
1st trimester was horrible.
2nd trimester was not so good. I had pregnancy induced hypertension.
3rd trimester I had gestational diabetes. I did the best I could for myself and my babies. I was on a strict diet, and was basically under house arrest.
Honestly, I had prepared myself to have my babies earlier because of all the complications I had.
I was seeing different Drs (ObGyn and Physician) to manage the conditions I had.
At the end of the day, my babies stayed put till 38 weeks when I had them via elective CS. They were healthy, strong and beautiful.
I thank God for completing what he started and providing me with excellent Drs who were able to manage me until delivery.
I thank God for those he used to assist me during this journey.
I thank God for my support system ( family members) who stood by me during the pregnancy.
I thank God for my firstborn child who always gave me hope and made me feel happy and accomplished as a mother.
A special thank you to Team May, you guys rock! God bless you and your LO’s and to all the mama’s on this thread, God bless you.
BS submitted, cc Sunbestie.
E be like say I don hang boot.

missyblissy:
Abeg who dey feel this heaviness wey i dey feel. I can't sleep, can sit down for long cos my leg will swell and become stiff!!!

June come quick ooooo. God give me strength!!!!

missyblissy:
Abeg who dey feel this heaviness wey i dey feel. I can't sleep, can sit down for long cos my leg will swell and become stiff!!!

June come quick ooooo. God give me strength!!!!

gurlnext2u:
Thank you so much everyone for the congratulatory messages.
Cappo Sunbestie, vigilante has not been easy with the twins, no time to type my BS.
I hope to write it soon.
My fellow teamies well done and congratulations to all who have delivered their babies.
May God bless and strengthen the remaining waddling mamas.

Jina24:
Wooooww seeing lots of BAs. Congratulations mamas, may God bless your los greatly. Other may mamas it will surely end in praise for you too

June mamas hope you're set o, porting is allowed provided baby is full term. May God make it easy for you all.

Lehwah:
Congratulations to all mamas that have birthed their Los, may they be the coolness of your eyes. And to mamas yet to deliver, wishing you safe delivery

myde16:


Thanks Mama

I'm counting down seriously

gurlnext2u:
BA! BA!! BA!!!
I gave birth to my twin princesses on the 9th of May via elective C/S.
Mummy, babies and daddy are doing great. To God be the glory.
Congrats to my fellow team May mamas that have delivered. I’m so emotional at the moment, I cannot really believe it’s now a reality. May God almighty make it easy for all the mamas here on this thread.

Cc: Sunbestie

missyblissy:
TEAM JUNE ROLL CALL

Father we thank you for safe delivery of our babies in April and also strength for waddling mamas. Father no baby shall be found wanting, no loss in Jesus Name, Amen.

My ever gallant June teamies, how una dey ooo it have really tey gan!!!! How is the pushing ministry? I know some of us are in our 31,32, 33 34,week.
Abeg make una answer una call make we know say you dey kampe!!! God will complete his miracle in our lives in Jesus Name. AMEN 

The kicking now eh na wah oooo. Eating done increase so tey i dey wake up for night to eat else na kicking i go get till morning. I go just eat corn flakes sleep back.

1. Missyblissy ___________ EDD 12th June__Pink
2. Barag. _________________EDD 24th/28th June
4. Waistbead _____________EDD 17th June
5. Josephine4good_______ EDD 18th June___Pink
6. Twogreatnations _______EDD 19th June___Blue
7. Adaify08 _______________EDD 24th June 
8. Nobledeals _____________EDD 26th June
9. Alexandy2014 __________EDD 26th June
10. Proudmum38__________EDD 
11. Pitykitten______________EDD 26th June
12. Luciouscookie _________EDD 26th June
13. Sayoddy ______________EDD 10th June___Blue
14. Adaify08 _____________EDD 24th June___Pink
15. Preeteejoe ___________EDD 28th June
16. Konklushun___________EDD 5th June
17. Riac........._____________EDD 30th June
18. Foxie ________________EDD 30th June ____Pink
19. Bibbzz _______________EDD 28th June
20. MzEmeritus __________EDD 28th June__Pink
21.omawumi17________EDD 12th/29thJune__Blue

New teamie MzEmeritus please update sex

#Teamnoloss
#Teamsharpsharpdelivery
#Teamwaddlingwithswag

sunbestie:

*side eye her* jump and pass wetin.... No make me bribe ur LO to give u better kicking all through d month of May
My blood dey hot ooo

missyblissy:


I dey oooo dey manage the chest pain wey start this trimester. I just tire!!!! Eat small no chest pain, eat big, chest pain. Hmmmm. My lo just dey kick me anyhow. Continue na your time but we must meet our target ooo. Am not staying home 2 weeks before delivery,no way, will go to work until we are ready.

My June teamies how una dey oooo. After April na June oooooooooooooo.

missyblissy:


I dey oooo dey manage the chest pain wey start this trimester. I just tire!!!! Eat small no chest pain, eat big, chest pain. Hmmmm. My lo just dey kick me anyhow. Continue na your time but we must meet our target ooo. Am not staying home 2 weeks before delivery,no way, will go to work until we are ready.

My June teamies how una dey oooo. After April na June oooooooooooooo.

Yes o, nne. I just wish we can jump and pass may. I'm feeling like an elephant at 29+ weeks. All those wishing for twins, Hmmnn it is well o

missyblissy:
I praise and thank God for keeping us safe all through this journey. I went to the office with my whitlow finger and it began to draw from inside. I deceided to go to the clinic, as step on the mat at the access control system, i don't know what happened i saw my self falling and God who is ever gracious and faithful, i fell on my hands and knees on the ground. My body didnt. Touch the floor na so people gather me iya beji ah sorry oooo. I just praise God and i asked doc to check baby's heart beat, it ais beating strong!!!! I thank God oooooo

missyblissy:
Team June Roll Call!!!!!!!

Our senior February mamas just dropping it like it hot!!!! Father we thank you for safe delivery of our babies and also strength for waddling mamas. Father no baby shall be found wanting, no loss in Jesus Name, Amen.

My ever gallant June teamies, how una dey ooo it have really tey gan!!!! How is the pushing ministry? I know some of us are in our 20,21, 22, 23, 24, 25 weeks.
Abeg make una answer una call make we know say you dey kampe!!! God will complete his miracle in our lives in Jesus Name. AMEN

1. missyblissy ___________ EDD 12th June.. May port to May ooo but make we see sha!!!
2. Barag. _________________EDD 24th/28th June
3. Horla01 _______________EDD 15th June
4. Waistbead _____________EDD 17th June
5. Josephine4good_______ EDD 18th June
6. Twogreatnations _______EDD 19th June.
7. Adaify08 _______________EDD 24th June
8. Nobledeals _____________EDD 26th June
9. Alexandy2014 __________EDD 26th June
10. Proudmum38__________EDD
11. Pitykitten______________EDD 26th June
12. Luciouscookie _________EDD 26th June
13. Sayoddy ______________EDD 10th June
14. Adaify08 _____________EDD 24th June
15. Preeteejoe ___________EDD 28th June
16. Konklushun___________EDD 5th June

#Teamnoloss
#Teamsharpsharpdelivery
#Teamwaddlingwithswag

barag:


Struggle at UCH really? Y nah what happened

missyblissy:
Team June Roll Call!!!!!!!

How is the pushing ministry? I know some of us are in our 19, 20,21, 22 weeks. Some done do half the journey, God we thank you for the strength so far, its not by our power ooo but by your Grace. FATHER THANK YOU OOO.

My able teamies wey ms still dey disturb, sorry ooo. It will phase out very soon. And for those experincing heart burn amd dizziness abeg take am easy ooooo. For the heart burn oyinbo say eat your food in small portions and it works for me too. But the problem i have is that i rush my food else my lo no. Dey gree me eat. Else na one spoon and i will feel like throwing up, it is well!!!!!!

God will complete his miracle in our lives in Jesus Name. AMEN

1. missyblissy ___________ EDD 12th June
2. Barag. _________________EDD 24th/28th June
3. Horla01 _______________EDD 15th June
4. Waistbead _____________EDD 17th June
5. Josephine4good_______ EDD 18th June
6. Twogreatnations _______EDD 19th June.
7. Adaify08 _______________EDD 24th June
8. Nobledeals _____________EDD 26th June
9. Alexandy2014 __________EDD 26th June
10. Proudmum38__________EDD
11. Pitykitten______________EDD 26th June
12. Luciouscookie _________EDD 26th June
13. Sayoddy ______________EDD 10th June
14. Adaify08 _____________EDD 24th June
15. Preeteejoe ___________EDD 28th June
16. Konklushun___________EDD 5th June


#Teamnoloss
#Teamsharpsharpdelivery
#Teamwaddlingwithswag

missyblissy:
Team June Roll Call!!!!!!!

My team members how una dey? I hope you taking your drugs and eating well.

1. missyblissy ___________ EDD 12th June
2. Barag. _________________EDD
3. Horla01 _______________EDD 15th June
4. Waistbead _____________EDD 17th June
5. Josephine4good_______ EDD 18th June
6. Twogreatnations _______EDD 19th June.
7. Adaify08 _______________EDD 24th June
8. Nobledeals _____________EDD 26th June
9. Alexandy2014 __________EDD 26th June
10. Proudmum38__________EDD
11. Pitykitten______________EDD 26th June
12. Luciouscookie _________EDD 26th June



#Teamnoloss
#Teamsharpsharpdelivery
#Teamwaddlingwithswag

Abeg if i no call your name, no vex oooo. Indicate and state your EDD. We shall all carry our Los in Jesus Name, Amen.
The Lord is our strength.

Othe June mamas come out of hiding ooo and answer your call!!!!