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Er'body is talking bowt 'scared 2 Death' so una no want die abi?
Anyways mine was on a QATAR AIRWAYS flight & shortly after we took off, der was a beep inside d plane indicating dat it had balanced, so D air hostess all stood Up n served Refreshments bt i Declined wen dey brought mine cuz i tot it was gonna B paid 4.After bowt 2 hours of flying time, light refreshment was being served again bt i noticed dat nobody paid so i summoned courage 2 ask D oyinbo beside me n he said it was free, Jeez! I was lyk damn, i missed D 1st Batch. Lmfao. After d meal, i got up 2 use D rest room n wen i was coming back, i saw a nice young breeze sitting all alone & i smiled 2 her n she replied bck wit a sexy smile.i wasted no time @ all. LOL. Ya'll knw wat it is!

Aint sure if dey have embassies in 9ja!

But i heard it on a radio programme wen sum women called in n confessed dt dey luv 2 b beaten by der Man sumtimes. Lmfao!
Bt on D flipside, women can b very frustrating.My galfriend n I got into an argument 1nce n she pushed me 4rm behind against D wall, Jeez! Considering dt am Athletic, i wulda killed sum1 dat day bt i was lucky enough 2 walk owt on her n i made her cry her head owt.

U are obsessed wiv a Beautiful liar.

@ Tcrack, COPACABANA is a name of a Nite Club right?

Ha! Bad Bad experience 4 me cuz i almost tumbled @ D Doha Int'l Airport escalator.cuz i was on a timberland boot n i didnt knw wen to step in cuz D ish just kept moving.I was realy embarassed dat day cuz most peepz had knw dat i was a 1st time traveller!

@ Larrymilla, ow far bros? U stil around?

I support Mr. SMOOTH.
@ poster, watz D assurance dat he wil kip his promise? Remember dt u aint getting any younger.wat if he finds sum1 else along D line? So, i ll advice dt U follow ur heart!

Twas Mid 2008 dt i travelled 2 Iran.

@ Niceguy10, Most definately n Iran is one of D most beautiful place in d world.i culd bliv ma eyes wen i got to D beautiful TEHRAN.Only dat wen U get 2 D airport, women are usually given Scarf 2 cover der hair n it must b worn always until der day of departure cuz dey av 2 return it to D officials @ D airport.lol. Me n ma friends wer goin 2 D stadium 1 day n D iranian police ARRESTED me cuz i was on a Basketbal short, Jeez! it was ma ability 2 speak arabic dat saved me dat day.

@ justwise, lol. I tot as much.Nigerians are evrywhere.i remembered wen i travelled to a place called Timor-Leste(FAR EAST), i didnt xpect 2 C any 9ja der.bt 2 ma greatest suprise, i saw an igbo boy @ a basketball court n i was lyk Waow!!!

Lasgidi

16 views n yet no comments!!!
Nigerians are evrywer bt Ol'boy if U are in a place n U cant find any 9ja dere, den der's fire on D mountain, So U better Run! Run!! Run!!!

Druss:
Deceive yourself - [size=20pt]Arsenal hasnt won a trophy in how many years[/size] meanwhile Chelsea and [size=20pt]Man Utd have[/size]. Typical 'biggs girl' supporter!!

i cant shout!!!

twinskenny:
your first time of flying, how did you feel?


mine was last week, wow i was scared to earth, just praying that the plane should land in time, i keep watching the clock ticking away, they even serve me food i refused it was a nice ride though,


AERO CONTRACTOR [size=15pt]ABUJA TO LAGOS[/size],

its just abt 45 minutes flights, ow bout flying DELTA from Lagos to Atlanta, dats bowt 13 hours flight, (non-Stop though)

Clown!!!

Kelvinj:
[size=20pt]@mama-gee[/size]
[size=20pt]Mumu, y dnt u post a pix of your ugly face letz compare 2 how ugly an average naija girl cant be[/size]

Seconded!!!

@ googles, no offence meant bt dis aint rhymes, jst repitition of wordz!!!

@ suxes2005, wat was ur friendz mission in Dubai? I get puzzled each tym i see or hear a negative stereotype bowt D Middle east!

Ya alla, dis 1 is much O! Did he snatch yur gf? Seemz lyk am Listenin 2 a Basket Mouth joke! Lmfao

Watz D difference between confessing and not confessing?
Point is, She Cheated! @ poster, Hmm, sum1 said ur a gud person, lmfao! Of course, evry lady wuld say dat bt al D same. Lol

Most definately son! Dnt knw bowt 9ja gals bt arab chickz luv am die!

Dis is Y we the ARABS, dont joke wiv D WEST!
Dis is y i simply adore Mahmoud Ahmedinijad, nothin 4rm AMERICA goes in to IRAN.
Arab Rocks n Rule! Lolz

ade_mark:
No suxes2005, YOU ARE THE ONE WITH BIG PROBLEMS
Unless with your numerous dumb posts on every single thread is giving you memory loss then take a look at your posts and tell if you have not said that same thing before?
No the point is that if you have nothing positive to contribute then SHUT UP!
You don't have to keep replying every thread especially when u really have nothing to Contribute, Unless you are just too jobless and your fingers are always itchy even though you really have nothing to say
So unless you are fighting for MR HIGHEST POST, think before u make replies


Like the fake statement of account you provided to the U.S.A embassy and was refused?  

@ ade_mark, Plz for God sake, do u really need all these why not just squash it, it isnt worth it, just let it go!!!!

platinumnk:
hmm. . ive beenaway for a while. . I extend a  peace offering to
Whitelexi and FlGators

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3a/Peace.gif
Everyone else that ive ticked off , [size=20pt][b]kiss my juicy ikebe[/size]!!! [/b]

Do u fink only a kiss `ll be enough for yur juicy *****

suxes2005:
I 1nda oooo
Wat is d big deal in travelin
with ecobank self?

I'm sure dia arrangement cant be
dat solid so [size=20pt]even if i need to go to S.A
den I'l do dat myself[/size]. But for d tkt to d stadium
den u can contact sports shop outlets to get urs

SHALOM

Exactly my point!!!

OMG!!! are u ishing me abt $4500 for dat package I will NOT!!! even if am swimming in money, Nigerians dont have solid arrangement, its just a way of exploilting peeps!!

zPixel:
i have a virgin nigeria ticket 4 sale. i bought d ticket but  i dont need it anymore and its not refundable. N10,000. The flight date is for friday (18/02/2010) 10:15am.

The problem here is not the Non-refundable part but the Passenger name change.If its an electronic ticket, then the names can never be changed, but if its a Paper ticket, it can be modified,

All South Africa Airways ticket are always ridiculously xpensive, so i 'll advice dat U fly ARIK AIR if yur lukin 4 cheap flight.it shuld b within D range of N98000-N105,000 for a return flight to Jo'BURG!
Hope dis helpz a bit.

Lol. Ya'll ar so lucky.i was stripped off $80 by dose rubbish immigration wen i was travelin to Oman 3years ago.i showed them my visa,admission letter and $3000 BTA.
First off, dey told me dt cuz am travellin wiv a virgin passport, i av 2 settle dem.meanwhile, my sister dat tuk me 2 D airport told me nt 2 giv any1 money. Bt D immigration officer gave me 2 bad options wich are
1, I shuld settle him on time so dat i wont miss my flight and it was bowt dt time dat dey announcd dat all passengers travelin on Emirates had only 15mins b4 D boarding gates wil b closed. OR
2. Failure to bribe him wil result in him delayin me and hereby makin me miss my flight n if i do, d Airline penalty charges is $100.and he made me realisd dat he wil be on duty tomorow to delay me again and i wil kip on payin D airline until i bribe him.so in oda words, i av no options @ all.anyways, i handed him a $100 n gave me a change of $20.Jeez! I raind heavy curses on he and his generations and gosh, i was such a fool 2 pay maga money.
Bt last time i passed there, i was lukin 4 him 2 come and check ow virgin my passport was or even ask me 4 1kobo.i don swear say i go cause scene nd nobody go travel dat day bt alas, he was nower 2 B found n nobody askd me 4 a dime.so my advice 4 1st time travellers is to b confident and neva 2 giv anybody any ish cuz he no get RECIEPT O! Lol