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D poster has Obviously Been hanging owt wiv babies!

Its D same Oyinbo dat invented Pencil also invented 'ERASER'

Must u pass through dat same Schipol? Y nt fly Delta, Arik or Air france? Its berra!

@ poster, Ajanlekoko has said it all!
Ha! O.R TAMBO AIRPORT, hmmm, (wer it all goes down in D dark)

@ Moyola, Iyawa Awisè, ki lon shele? She dada lo wa? Mo feran oruko re gan nii
@ Idowuogbo, ABIKERE LETI, BÒ BA SUN LÓ, AASI MA JA TÓ!
Lol, do u knw dat am also an Idowu? Watz gud namesake?

honeric01:
Mr rush rush, take life easy oo, uno rush come world oo, no rush commot oo

lol, 10nks bruv. Only dat it has bcum part of me.Dis is 1 of D reasons y i hate DUBAI, 2 much Traffic!!!

Lmfao! If U are in Lag, u wuld undastand wat am saying.Taking ur Car is a waste of time. Lol. My kind of personalty, i hate things lyk Traffic Jams,Standing in Line & all dose ish.If i walk into a bank & dere is queue,i simply walk owt cuz i cnt WAIT!

Ha! Dat is FARRRRR! Anyways i av 2 9ja Maritime friends in Sydney.dey are Actualy @ D Australian Maritime Academy! Dey askd me 2 cum visit, bt am thinkin twice cuz of da Bleep!n DISTANCE!!!

Well, I Actually came in 4rm Muscat a couple of weeks ago.Its D same old ish! Jst dat dey av renovated D Belt dat is being used in D Baggage Claim arena! Bt dere's more HEAT @ D airport & Traffic along D airport road n all oda odds.I dnt even take car owt anymore,Only on a very rare deal.I guess i luv D new trend wich is to take "OKADA" to anywer yur going cuz its (FASTER) & Doesnt encounter Traffic Jams! LOL, Fashola did a nice job though wiv D BRT initiative! & 1 oda funny thang i noticed was dat, Police was just parading up & down along D roads.Hope dis helps a bit?
Bienvenue et Nigeria!

Lick a lot of sweets!

If she's ur GIRLFRIEND, "Nè pás problém", bt in dis case, she's yur "Femme", den der "es Beaucóup Problém".

She's beautiful! Infact she shuld change her name 2 Abbey_pretty!

googles:
[size=13pt]so give it to me baby like boom-boom-boom [/size]

Hmmm. Are U sure U can withstand ma Boom-Boom-POW!!! Cuz i dnt want U 2 cum 2 Nairaland & start up a thread on How i flogged U tirelessly!! Are U capa-capa-ble?

@ googles, am trippin 4 dis ur Signature! I fink i gat wat U wa-wa-want!

bolonjo:
it appalling reading such posts saying one country is difficult to live in, its not friendly and so much blab.
When a visa is granted there are rules attached to it, whether for tourism, business or education. As Nigerians we violate the immigration rules, overstay the visa period, and when you can't get work because you have no work permit you complain that its an unfriendly country.
off all the commonwealth countries that Nigerians could enter visa free in the eighties, i believe its remaining only one that is still visa free. the rest don't want to see Nigerians because we have constituted a nuisance to the society. is it so difficult to just abide by immigration rules?!!!!!!

lmfao! Its rather Funny to me dan Appauling.Av seen cases wer people give Testimonies in churches cuz of Visa.A place dat U dnt even knw ish bowt!

faakay:
Muritala Airport is a joke man, when I got to Lagos last yr, i was like haaaaa dem no fit even cut bush around the airport when planes they land, even the lane no smooth wella,

management very poor, b4 luggage comot nko, na die oo, they need to improve n change their services men, but he like say dem dey do rennovation ,

haa Beijing, that airport is crazy, imagine they built a bridge, the plane uses the bridge to take off, and taxis/cars pass underground to come to d airport haaaa china!!!!!!

talkless of pudong airport in shanghai, anoda bad tech,

yup! Its crazy mhen! Bt i kip wonderin y d Beijing airport is tight n D rubbish Baiyen Airport @ GUANGZHOU is not.D Airport is jst lyk Murtala! Aint nuffin superb dere.av passed through some European Airports bt i stil Respect D Terminal 3 of D Dubai Airport! Damn! Crazy work of Architecture.it even gat Waterfall in it. Lol

faakay:
Muritala Airport is a joke man, when I got to Lagos last yr, i was like haaaaa dem no fit even cut bush around the airport when planes they land, even the lane no smooth wella,

management very poor, b4 luggage comot nko, na die oo, they need to improve n change their services men, but he like say dem dey do rennovation ,

haa Beijing, that airport is crazy, imagine they built a bridge, the plane uses the bridge to take off, and taxis/cars pass underground to come to d airport haaaa china!!!!!!

talkless of pudong airport in shanghai, anoda bad tech,

yup! Its crazy mhen! Bt i kip wonderin y d Beijing airport is tight n D rubbish Baiyen Airport @ GUANGZHOU is not.D Airport is jst lyk Murtala! Aint nuffin superb dere.av passed through some European Airports bt i stil Respect D Terminal 3 of D Dubai Airport! Damn! Crazy work of Architecture.it even gat Waterfall in it. Lol

faakay:
The local airport in Lagos was just built, it's a new generation design

that is why it is better, just like abroad, when i 1st saw d airport. i was amazed, serious i took pics there sharp sharp man never travel then,

Abi O! I remembered wen i 1st saw D humongous Airport @ Dubai & den Charles DeGaulle.aftawardz Beijing and Schipol.I was lyk damn! So our Murtala Airport was jst a Kitchen! Lmfao!!!

Maybe he's Gay!!!

hahahahahahahaaaajhhahhahaa,  ,

ask [size=20pt]GOOGLES[/size] to help you search for it.

THE AMAKA:
[color=#ff00cc]lol @ this post.
but now that i think about it, you're right.
the MMA International Airport was okay but it was really muggy and clamy inside.
the local airport was pretty cool actually.
i remember waiting for the flight to Owerri and i only wore a tank top and [size=13pt]i was freezing my butt off in the lounge[/size]!!! the AC was on too high.
but for the most part, it was pretty decent.
i see what you mean, true.[/color]

Dats the whole trick, there is serious Heat at our International Departure Terminal while the Domestic Wing is pretty cool, Naija, God will help us,

190:
[size=15pt]I take money over any other day anyday anytyme[/size]

[size=5pt]No wonder im stinkingly rich~[/size]

[size=20pt]Wen money comes, u can get every ish u ever wanted, Women,Cars,Cloths etc[/size]

suxes2005:
Yeeah bro,

Wellcome home. LOL

Anyways, it not that the local airport is better but i thing
it is because dey r just constructing the place and i tell you
in some years time it might be worse.

A staff of Aero told me last Monday dat d governing council
said it was d Generator dey inherited from Idiagbon or so
that they are still using till now and it cant carry much load
again, which made them not to on d AC

Well, thats bad of them and even a white man came to my boss
and asked him: Are you a nigerian? My boss said yes and d man said
" u people are unfortunate". I was just laughing,

SHALOM

OMG!!! dats so RIDICULOUS!!

opokonwa:
Bad situation but peeps are piling blames on the poster alone.
I blame all; the poster (God knows what you used to wear around the manand how long both of you have been making subtle moves)
the elder sister who is supposed to know the risks associated with leaving one's younger sis alone with a randy hubby
the husband himself, who is irresponsible

The only way out of this situation is to leave the house asap, abandon the baby and go back to Benin
Let your elder sis get mad at you and confront you and let the truth come out. period.

You will leave the rest of your life in regret if you don't confess and someone else may do that to you. Law of Nature

Besides, I have a funny feeling that you were enjoying the whole cheating thing until conscience and Nairalanders nailed you.

exactly!!!