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~Sauron~:
When men are trying to be nice, they are idiots.
When men try to keep to themselves, they are uptight.

Men can't win, can they?

U culdnt have said it berra dan dis!!!

And U actually paid? Damn, wat a way to pay Maga money! If twas me, i wuld request 4 a refund of my ticket Fast & sharp.Dey can hold on to dere Ticket.Wat D Bleep is Terms & Conditions? Ur name is ur name! Wen i was cumin 2 9ja, ma names were completely nt arranged as it was in my passport & Turkish Airlines didnt complain.Wetin cum B Virgin own? People shuld stop flying Virgin & BA, AIR FRANCE or EMIRATES is better!

B4 i left 9ja, i went to a Marine School & i had dis NAVY i.d card which always leave me confident dat no matter wat, "NOTHING DEY HAPPEN" & Also Bus ride are always FREE. Bt here, "N'est pas posiblé".
1 oda disadvantage above all to me is Food,Food & FOOD!!!

@ MrBROWNJAY, Hahahaha, av actualy been to Beijing & Guangzhou bt i dnt fink chinese are D dirtiest peeps in D world.wana knw y?
Has any1 by chance eva shared a flat with a Nepal or Bangladesh man/woman? Or in a flight togeda? JEEZ! Dey spit EVERYWHERE,Blow dere nose EVERYWHERE & even spit owt all rubbish deposits in dere throats @ almost everywer. TAXIS,MARKET,AIRPORT,MOSQUES etc. & gosh! Dey can finish a packet of cigarette in 5 minutes.Furthermore, dey eat lyk sum1 dats been starving 4 days, & yet, dey always luk skinny! U can find 'em all over d middle east. QATAR,OMAN,BAHRAIN,KUWAIT,SAUDIA,IRAN,UAE.
Bt above all, dey are very friendly n racism aint in dere dictionary.Each tym dey prepare a meal, dey usualy cal on us 2 cum & av a taste, bt remembering D fact dat dey always Cough,Sneeze,Blow dere nose, made us decline er'time!!!

googles:
[size=13pt]yes it is exactly wat you are pondering sir. . . . . i am totally into girls [/size]

Unfortunately, i wont buy dat! Cuz ur random sexual orientation swing is suspecious.I checked a thread earlier & i discovered dt ur D Lurv doctor, on dis thread, yur claimin 2 Be an [L].U dnt even luk lyk sum1 dats in2 gals, U luk lyk sum1 wu's more into Dick! Hahaha. Lmfao!

ayettymama:
hehehehehehe



when im ready to confess why i hate all men ill let unno!

"Nè pas possiblè".
HATE ALL MEN? Dnt tel me U av a -ve stereotype bowt men or do U?

googles:
[size=13pt][font=Times New Roman ]^^^^^
well i am into girls so i think i should have a say[/font][/size]

Into gals? How? Hp it aint wat am pondering?

ayettymama:
trust me even if it was u u wont even no wat to do

imagine a girl u trust rushes up to u and slaps u consecutively??

b4 u hve a chance to retaliate she grabs hard at your balls??

woo u will forget all boxin skillz u have and try and calm the woman dwn!!!

Hmmm, Although u ve gat a point der & dats y am stil tryna figure owt his offence.If i may ask, wat did he do?

@ Gabry & Googles, Last tym i checked, U guys av D [f] sign in 4rnt of ur usernames wich means u are nt GUYS!

ayettymama:
^^ hmmmm 'youth seminar'

keep decievin urselves!! why would u collect it if u dont need it?? lol

Abi O! Its obvious dat she needed it!

this is london! you should now how it works!!

[/quote]and so wat? Phuck London!

obviously he wasnt lookin he was tryna hold me down

anoda proof dat he wasnt a smart arse!

but im too quick!!- was givin him consecutive slaps

OMG!!! U see wat i mean?

wen he reaches out to hold me again- ill jump back!! then lean forward and slap him 2ce again!!

Nw dis confirms it all dat he is a woman in man's clothing!

lolz he actually held me on the floor in the end!! but wen he released me i jumped up and took hold of his trousers 'naija style'

kai see wetin i learn from naija!!!!
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I bet u must feel lyk a powerful lady afta D incident.Lucky U!
Even D boxing star, {LAILA ALI} cant try it wiv me!

Are U in a r/ship or a Bondage?

ayettymama:
trust me hes a man was a public place so he cant beat me!!!

its rihanna chris brown can beat

if i was her i will have poked my fingers in his eyes in an attempt to gouge his eyeballs out!!

pls some women are absolutely not supposed to be messed wiv!!

Realy? Did u actually See her face after she was mercilessly battered?

chelseabmw:
she is 100% cheating, i can't do a long distant relationship

Leave am make he stil sitdown on a Long thang.Kip waiting 4 her & U wil be suprisd dat d next kal 4rm her's gona B her inviting U 2 her wedding, den we gona av anoda issue 2 deal wiv on NL!

ayettymama:
the day i went to go and beat the hell out of one guy in his workplace!!!

i beat him soo bad his girlfriend was feelin it outside london!!

useless monkey! he go hear the name yetunde for left and turn right!!!

He's nt a Man jor! Y dnt U try it wiv me or Chris Brown?

FL Gators:
You seriously sticking with a dude that utters these words?

Exactly wat i wanted 2 type!
@ Poster, I dnt thnk U nid any soothsayer 2 tel U dat he aint gona eva marry yur! Wel. Maybe he wil, 10years ago!!!

walexydon:
what are the signs u notice wen u r in love or falling in love

Wen U Start sending Recharge cards!!! Lmfao!

unban190:
well i finish from the best university in nigeria

COVENANT!

Seriously? Covenant!!! U of all people?
Very soon, Wale.star wil also claim 2 graduate 4rm BABCOCK!!!
So na pastor skul u go?

Moyola:
@ Noble
Oun kan jaabo! Yu kan transform tani? hehe!

@ Idowuogbo, lol. Emi o ki nse Cabasa O! E mi gan gan ni King le yin ibeji.meaning i am okunrin meta! Mo de le ju bi o se n wo mi lo. Wat state are u 4rm?

@Moyola, Beeniii. Nitori pe omo OGUN ni mi, awon babes gan npemi ni Akogun, Owun lo fe mu mi ki n transform irè. WAT state u 4rm?

kech kech:
Thanks for the info @ noble, my visa is sorted. In the process of booking accommodation now. From what I have seen so far whilst researching Singapore, their government seems to be having problems with Nigerian Drug dealers using their citizens to push drugs thats probably why they no longer have respect for our passport :-(

Yup! Most def. We av gat issues wiv Dem.wen i travelled dere late 2008, ma passport was collected,i was searched thoroughly & i was delayed 4 lyk 4 hours b4 D immigration officeq handed it bck 2 me & said "Now, we are alright". I jst replied wiv a frown bt she cared less, lmfao! BON VÒYAGÈ!!!

Yes ooh @ FBS all the Oyibo people say that Singapore is fun, amazing, cool etc but I want to hear an African's perspective of Singapore, so i have an Idea of what to expect before I carry my head go there.
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Hmmm, Beware of cheap flights! (esp afriqiyah)
2 hours transit might result to 2 days transit!

Hmmm, Beware of cheap flights! (esp afriqiyah)
2 hours transit might result to 2 days transit!

@ Topic, Singapore is kul only dat dey displayed a lil bit of racism 2 me @ D Changi airport!(cuz of ma 9ja pali)
btw av U gotten ur entry visa?

Poster, i tire 4 dem O! Most of 'em dnt even have Luv 'HANDLES'.
Its cuz of 2 much awuf! Mr.BIGGS 2 day, NWKOBI 2MOROW!

I thought P.DIDDY had joined Nairaland!

Lagos ROCKS,
Abuja SUCKS!

Moyola:
Emi o mo meaning iyen?
Nywyz, dada mowa. Ire nko? Oferan oruko me?! eyahh! ese eku iferan!

Idowu pass Idowu o!

@ Moyola, ha! Emi ni Original Idowu! Ma test mi O! To ri mogbona felifeli!
I can transform ya!

Employ D both of dem jor! Dey wil av no choice dan 2 adapt! Are U nt D bossman?

Maybe he cnt stand ur Wahala!