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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Olajide Oluwamayowa Peter Draws Trump (Photos) by nobleswazzy(m): 5:55pm On Jul 24, 2020
Trump that is busy bantering China and fighting chinkoism grin
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Olajide Oluwamayowa Peter Draws Trump (Photos) by nobleswazzy(m): 5:52pm On Jul 24, 2020
Soulsymbol99:
Boy u for draw who go get ur time.trump dey busy wit election issues.bt who knows he might still reach out n use it 2 get more black votes grin
grin grin
Crime / Re: UNIZIK Graduate Dies After She Was Poisoned By A Guy She Turned Down by nobleswazzy(m): 5:14pm On Jul 24, 2020
I don't believe this shit. Poisoned you at where you go to eat? How? Did he give the poison to the food seller to put in the food or did she eat out with the guy? All these fine girls sha, who no sabi their ways go just swear on top their head, then die.

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Romance / Re: Please Help! I Have Over Dependent Girlfriend Relationship Is Demoralizing Me by nobleswazzy(m): 3:15pm On Jul 21, 2020
You are not serious about succeeding

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Politics / Re: Tolulope Arotile: Nehemiah Adejoh Drove The Vehicle That Killled NAF Officer by nobleswazzy(m): 9:41pm On Jul 19, 2020
This girl matter don tire me
Crime / Re: Hushpuppi Transferred To California For Trial by nobleswazzy(m): 10:04pm On Jul 18, 2020
The way this guy is being moved from here to there, he's screwed for real. The thing sweet me die! Soldiers go risk their lives for their jobs to get paid close to nothing, but this idiot go dey inside hotel room dey collect money wer him no fit make. You're done!

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Family / Re: I Am Having Issues With My Brother’s Wife And Her Two Sisters by nobleswazzy(m): 5:36pm On Jul 18, 2020
That's how they will be labelling mother-in-laws witch. Bro, for your own good, start making plans that will guarantee your independence. I hate taking shit from women.
Crime / Re: 18-Year-Old Girl Gang-Raped & Killed In Niger State by nobleswazzy(m): 11:09am On Jul 18, 2020
The way they are saying "enjoy her" is so annoying. Human beings are scary.
Romance / Re: Scammed By A Lady. Any Chance Of Getting My Money Back? by nobleswazzy(m): 11:38pm On Jul 17, 2020
Those girls go dey say "Maga don pay ooo" grin grin
Crime / Re: Man Beheads Colleague After Seeing His N13m Account Balance by nobleswazzy(m): 10:51pm On Jul 17, 2020
Some of us have this pride and ego issues, we always want to be known, we always want people to see our level. If someone buys an IPhone today, first thing he or she does is look for
a mirror and snap in front of it so as to announce to the world via social media that he/she has been inducted into the would be high class.

It could be that he showed the friend just to flaunt hence arousing jealousy whose fruit is the urge to destroy the object of jealousy. Since dead men don't tell tales, may his soul rest in peace.

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Celebrities / Re: Abuja-Based Entertainers Celebrate Regina Daniels And Husband On New Baby by nobleswazzy(m): 6:05pm On Jul 17, 2020
Abeg who get the pikin dem.wan name?
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests UNIPORT Undergraduate, Girlfriend And Mum Over Internet Fraud(pics) by nobleswazzy(m): 1:07pm On Jul 17, 2020
Pikin no know, mama no tell am! undecided
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests UNIPORT Undergraduate, Girlfriend And Mum Over Internet Fraud(pics) by nobleswazzy(m): 1:06pm On Jul 17, 2020
Chai see small boy ooo, be making me feel like going to school is a waste. God no go shame us!

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Science/Technology / Re: Fish With Human-Like Teeth Caught In Malaysia (Photos) by nobleswazzy(m): 1:36am On Jul 17, 2020
Person don straff fish oo
Sports / Re: I Need Help! Bet9ja Has Finished My Life. by nobleswazzy(m): 1:31am On Jul 17, 2020
osamz007:
BABA LIFE ITSELF NA RISK grin

COME COLLECT TWO SURE ODDS TOMORROW. BORROW 100K PLAY AM
You bad oo grin grin
Crime / Re: John Mitchener: Interpol Indicts American For Advance Fee Fraud In Nigeria by nobleswazzy(m): 1:20am On Jul 17, 2020
This news too long abeg
Politics / Re: Arthur Eze: Only God Can Make An Igbo Man President by nobleswazzy(m): 10:53pm On Jul 14, 2020
If the Igbo's ever had a shot at Presidency before, Nnamdi Kanu and his audio country "Biafra" ruined that chance. I won't even vote an Igbo man as President, you never know when he'll wake up and split our the country.
Romance / . by nobleswazzy(m): 1:03am On Jan 21, 2019
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Crime / Re: Man Fights His Bestie In Ogun For Sleeping With His Fiancée by nobleswazzy(m): 6:28am On Nov 19, 2018
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Health / . by nobleswazzy(m): 10:40am On Nov 01, 2016
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Health / . by nobleswazzy(m): 8:34am On Oct 21, 2016
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Nairaland / General / Why Computer Keyboard Keys Are Not Alphabetically Arranged by nobleswazzy(m): 7:17pm On Sep 19, 2016
There is so much fun in curiousity, asking
yourself puzzling questions about the
wonderful things surrounding you. The
word computer is not new; it has existed
many years ago
have you been
wondering why these keys are not
alphabetically arranged? If “Yes”, then we
were once on the same track but not
anymore because I actually found out the
reason for myself, so here is the mystery
behind this issue. In my research, one
recurring answer which seems to be the
most occurring explanation behind the non
alphabetical arrangement of keys on a
computer keyboard is that it was actually
designed to slow down typist because the
first design accustomed to the keyboard
usually resulted to jammed (not able to
move anymore) keys and computer
components as a result of high typing
speed. If you have seen a typist typing
before, then you will be amazed with speed
at which he or she does it. What that meant
was that, the first layout usually resulted in
the keyboard keys not being able to move
anymore (sticky) which impeded typing.
Let’s take our minds back to the 80’s. The
very first keyboard was invented by
Christopher Latham Sholes in 1868 and this
keyboard had its keys arranged serially from
A to Z.
READ MORE
source:www.bloggingcrib.com/2016/09/this-is-reason-why-keys-on-computer-and.html
Nairaland / General / List Of Phones That Will Not Support Whatsapp Anymore From 31st Dec 2016 by nobleswazzy(m): 6:55pm On Sep 19, 2016
Whatsapp is putting an end to the use of their app on the underlisted devices which will be implemented from the 1st of january 2017

1. All Blackberry phones including
blackberry10 devices
2. All Symbian Phones Includes; Nokia
500, Nokia E6, Nokia 5228, Nokia
5230, Nokia E63, Nokia 5233, Nokia
E66, Nokia 5235, Nokia 5250, Nokia E7,
Nokia 5320, Nokia E71, Nokia 5530,
Nokia E72, Nokia 5630, Nokia E73,
Nokia 5700, Nokia E75, Nokia 5730,
Nokia E90 Communicator, Nokia 5800,
Nokia N76, Nokia 600, Nokia N78,
Nokia 603, Nokia N79, Nokia 6110,
Nokia N8, Nokia 6120, Nokia N81,
Nokia 6121, Nokia N81 8 GB, Nokia
6124,Nokia N82,Nokia 6210,Nokia
N85, Nokia 6220, Nokia N86 8 MP,
Nokia 6290, Nokia N95, Nokia 6650
Fold, Nokia N95 8 GB, Nokia 6700,
Nokia 6710 Navigator, Nokia N96,
Nokia6720, Nokia N97, Nokia 6730,
Nokia N97 mini, Nokia 6760 Slide,
Nokia X5-01, Nokia 6790 Surge, Nokia
X6, Nokia 700, Nokia X7, Nokia 701,
Samsung GT-i8510, Nokia 808
PureView, Samsung GT-l7110, Nokia
C5, Samsung i8910 Omnia HD, Nokia
C5-03, Samsung SGH-G810, Nokia C6,
Samsung SGH-iNNN, Nokia C7, Samsung
SGH-L870, Nokia E5, Sony Ericsson
Satio, Nokia E51, Sony Ericsson Vivaz,
Nokia E52, Sony Ericsson Vivaz Pro and
Nokia E55

3. All Nokia S40 Phones Includes; Nokia
Asha 201, Nokia Asha 300, Nokia Asha
302, okia Asha 303, Nokia Asha 306,
Nokia Asha 311,Nokia C3-00, Nokia
C3-01, Nokia X2-00, Nokia X2-01 and
Nokia X3-02

4. Window phones 7.1

5. iPhone 3GS/iOS 6

6. Andriod 2.1 and Andriod 2.2
If your phone is among the affected
phones, you only need to get a new mobile
phone that supports whatsapp and you
really have to be careful while choosing it in
order not to buy an unsupported mobile.

source:www.bloggingcrib.com/2016/09/list-of-phones-that-will-not-support.html
Nairaland / General / List Of Phones That Will Not Support Whatsapp Anymore From 31st Dec 2016 by nobleswazzy(m): 6:49pm On Sep 19, 2016
Whatsapp is putting an end to the use of their app on the underlisted devices which will be implemented from the 1st of january 2017

1. All Blackberry phones including
blackberry10 devices
2. All Symbian Phones Includes; Nokia
500, Nokia E6, Nokia 5228, Nokia
5230, Nokia E63, Nokia 5233, Nokia
E66, Nokia 5235, Nokia 5250, Nokia E7,
Nokia 5320, Nokia E71, Nokia 5530,
Nokia E72, Nokia 5630, Nokia E73,
Nokia 5700, Nokia E75, Nokia 5730,
Nokia E90 Communicator, Nokia 5800,
Nokia N76, Nokia 600, Nokia N78,
Nokia 603, Nokia N79, Nokia 6110,
Nokia N8, Nokia 6120, Nokia N81,
Nokia 6121, Nokia N81 8 GB, Nokia
6124,Nokia N82,Nokia 6210,Nokia
N85, Nokia 6220, Nokia N86 8 MP,
Nokia 6290, Nokia N95, Nokia 6650
Fold, Nokia N95 8 GB, Nokia 6700,
Nokia 6710 Navigator, Nokia N96,
Nokia6720, Nokia N97, Nokia 6730,
Nokia N97 mini, Nokia 6760 Slide,
Nokia X5-01, Nokia 6790 Surge, Nokia
X6, Nokia 700, Nokia X7, Nokia 701,
Samsung GT-i8510, Nokia 808
PureView, Samsung GT-l7110, Nokia
C5, Samsung i8910 Omnia HD, Nokia
C5-03, Samsung SGH-G810, Nokia C6,
Samsung SGH-iNNN, Nokia C7, Samsung
SGH-L870, Nokia E5, Sony Ericsson
Satio, Nokia E51, Sony Ericsson Vivaz,
Nokia E52, Sony Ericsson Vivaz Pro and
Nokia E55

3. All Nokia S40 Phones Includes; Nokia
Asha 201, Nokia Asha 300, Nokia Asha
302, okia Asha 303, Nokia Asha 306,
Nokia Asha 311,Nokia C3-00, Nokia
C3-01, Nokia X2-00, Nokia X2-01 and
Nokia X3-02

4. Window phones 7.1

5. iPhone 3GS/iOS 6

6. Andriod 2.1 and Andriod 2.2
If your phone is among the affected
phones, you only need to get a new mobile
phone that supports whatsapp and you
really have to be careful while choosing it in
order not to buy an unsupported mobile.

source:www.bloggingcrib.com/2016/09/list-of-phones-that-will-not-support.html
Crime / Missing Goat Found In Pastors House by nobleswazzy(m): 12:34pm On Sep 10, 2016
I no fit can't laugh...lol! . This might sound ridiculous to those who hear it but it isn’t the case for a victim named Onuh Joseph who has suffered much threats and troubles from a so called Pastor. Chukwuemeka Okoro, a 45-year-old pastor, and his wife, Esther his 39 year old wife, were arraigned in a Mararaba Upper Area Court on Friday on a reason for allegedly intimidating their neighbour whose missing goat was found in their house following several searches.
The statement made by the Onuh Joseph who is the complainant and the obvious goat owner follows thus: “Early this year, I bought a goat which I kept in a cage but it got missing, I reported the matter at the police station and during a search it was found in the accused person’s house. “When he was asked by the police officers why he kept the goat, he told them that he did that in order to see if I can do anything,” said the complainant.
The couple, who reside in New Karu, Nasarawa State, were arraigned on a three-count of intimidation, mischief and intentional insult contrary to sections 397, 327 and 399 of the Penal Code. The complainant, Onuh Joseph, who shares the same address with the accuse, went forth to tell the court that since the couple moved into the neighbourhood in 2014, they have been creating trouble with him for just no reason he could ever think of. full story at
www.bloggingcrib.com/2016/09/see-what-pastors-are-turning-into.html?m=1
Celebrities / Must Read: Hiv-infected Man Is Paid £3 A Time To Have Sex With Children by nobleswazzy(m): 11:09pm On Sep 09, 2016
It's really hard to tell what our world is
turning into. Eric Aniva, a Malawian in his
forties, is what’s known as a ‘hyena’ – a
man paid to have sex with young girls as a
form of ritual cleansing.
Sexual cleansing involving ‘hyenas’ is
common practice in southern Malawi- and
women are required to participate in it at
various points in their life, including if their
husband has died or if they have an
abortion.
Shockingly, young girls are sent to ‘initiation
camps’ by their families before puberty,
where they are taught how to have sex.
Then, they are forced to have sex over three
days after their first period to “to avoid
infection with their parents or the rest of
the community”.
And there is no thought given to health
concerns – as tradition dictates that
condoms are prohibited, and it’s believed
that the ‘hyenas’ are disease-free due to
their good morals.
As a result, the practice puts young girls at
risk of pregnancy and sexually transmitted
diseases including HIV, which is carried by
one in 10 people in Malawi.
In an interview with the BBC, Eric, from
Nsanje, a district in southern Malawi,
explained that he has slept with over 100
girls and women after becoming a ‘hyena in
1995’ – and has five children that he knows
about.
He said: “Most of those I have slept with are
girls, school-going girls.
Eric Aniva, a Malawian in his forties, is
what’s known as a ‘hyena’ – a man paid to
have sex with young girls as a form of ritual
cleansing.
Sexual cleansing involving ‘hyenas’ is
common practice in southern Malawi- and
women are required to participate in it at
various points in their life, including if their
husband has died or if they have an
abortion.
Shockingly, young girls are sent to ‘initiation
camps’ by their families before puberty,
where they are taught how to have sex.
Then, they are forced to have sex over three
days after their first period to “to avoid
infection with their parents or the rest of
the community”.
And there is no thought given to health
concerns – as tradition dictates that
condoms are prohibited, and it’s believed
that the ‘hyenas’ are disease-free due to
their good morals.
As a result, the practice puts young girls at
risk of pregnancy and sexually transmitted
diseases including HIV, which is carried by
one in 10 people in Malawi.
In an interview with the BBC, Eric, from
Nsanje, a district in southern Malawi,
explained that he has slept with over 100
girls and women after becoming a ‘hyena in
1995’ – and has five children that he knows
about.
He said: “Most of those I have slept with are
girls, school-going girls.
jailed
“Some girls are just 12 or 13 years old, but I
prefer them older. All these girls find
pleasure in having me as their hyena. They
actually are proud and tell other people that
this man is a real man, he knows how to
please a woman.”
Appallingly, even though he claims he
carries out fewer cleansing rituals than in
the past, Eric admits he is HIV-positive – but
he keeps that to himself when families
approach him for his services.
And although government officials are
against the practice, there is no official
policy to protect young girls in the region.
Dr May Shaba, permanent secretary of the
Ministry of Gender and Welfare, explained:
“We are not going to condemn these
people. But we are going to give them
information that they need to change their
rituals.”
Meanwhile, Chrissie, a community elder who
arranges the initiation camps, told the BBC:
“There’s nothing wrong with our culture.
“If you look at today’s society, you can see
that girls are not responsible, so we have to
train our girls in a good manner in the
village, so that they don’t go astray, are
good wives so that the husband is satisfied,
and so that nothing bad happens to their
families.”
However, not all women feel the same.
Fanny, one of Eric’s two wives, explained
that she hates the practice, and she is
scared her two-year-old daughter will have
to endure it in 10 years’ time.
She told the BBC: “I don’t want that to
happen. I want this tradition to end. We are
forced to sleep with the hyenas.
“It’s not out of our choice and that I think is
so sad for us as women.”
“Some girls are just 12 or 13 years old, but I
prefer them older. All these girls find
pleasure in having me as their hyena. They
actually are proud and tell other people that
this man is a real man, he knows how to
please a woman.”
Appallingly, even though he claims he
carries out fewer cleansing.read the rest through this link
Celebrities / Gatekeeper Who Killed His Boss Says An Evil Spirit Made Him Do It by nobleswazzy(m): 7:19pm On Sep 09, 2016
The 22-year-old gatekeeper, Tanko
Abdulateef, who was arrested in Taraba
State by officers of the Lagos State Police
Command for killing his employer in the
Lekki area of the state, has said that an evil
spirit moved him to commit the crime,
PUNCH reports.
He made this known on Thursday when he
was paraded at the Command headquarters
in Ikeja.
Abdulateef stabbed his boss, Mabel Okafor,
50, four times in the stomach at
her apartment on Close 9, Victoria Garden
City in the Lekki area on August 17, 2016.
The woman’s phones, some cash and other
valuables was also carted away after her
murder.
Abdulateef said he stabbed her with the
scissors and the knife he had used to cut
the flowers.
I was employed in August 2016;
I had not yet stayed up to a
month when the incident
happened. She agreed to pay me
N18,000 at the end of the
month. On that Wednesday, she
had asked me to cut the flowers.
When I was done, I went inside
my room. There were only three
of us in the apartment.
She called me and I went inside
the sitting room. I was with the
knife and the scissors I had just
used to cut the flowers. A spirit
just came upon me and I
stabbed her. She shouted my
name and that was when I
became conscious of what I had
done.
She was bleeding profusely. I
had stabbed her in her stomach
four times. When I realised that I
had killed my employer, I packed
some of her valuables and ran to
my village in Taraba State the
following day. I sat down at the
doorsteps all night. I could not
enter my room.
Some of our neighbours, who
were alerted by my boss’ noise,
came around and asked what
had happened. I lied to them
that we saw a snake and she
screamed. So they went back. I
don’t know why I killed her.
Something just came upon me.
Abdulateef said that he had sold the phones
before he was arrested.
“I sold the three phones at N20,000 each in
Taraba State because I needed money. I had
not sold the clothes before I was arrested.
My parents are dead, but I have two sisters.
When I returned, I did not tell my family
members anything. I didn’t kill her because
of salary increment. We had both agreed on
N18,000,” he said.
The Lagos State Commissioner of Police,
Fatai Owoseni, said that Abdulateef and
another suspect would be prosecuted at the
end of investigation. The phones, trinket and other valuables
carted away have been recovered from the
suspect. The scissors and the knife that he
used were also recovered from him. There is
another suspect and the two of them will be charged to court at the end of
investigation,” he said.

Webmasters / How Make Your Web Url To Open Without The Www. by nobleswazzy(m): 12:27pm On Sep 05, 2016
(This tutorial is for domain names registered under godaddy).
We lose a lot of traffics when our visitors type in our URL without www. And then obtain an error message instead of your contents. Some visitors are really impatient and at the sight of the error message, they change their mind about your blog and go for an alternative and when you lose a visitor, you are indirectly losing money through clicks on your adsense ads or any other ads placed on your site. It is obvious that most people think that any website must contain the www, but you can make your site open without the www. Placed before it and this is what I‘ll show you today. Don’t worry it’s very simple and does not demand any programming or coding knowledge. This tutorial will only be based on domain names registered under godaddy, I don’t know for others as at now but if you give me time I might just figure it out for you, so keep visiting this site to get updated or you can enroll yourself on our email tutorials by filling the form at the bottom of this page. In order to make your domain name work without the (www.), You have to set up an A-Record which will link your naked domain name ( i.e. the domain name without the (www.) E.g. bloggingcrib.com) to your main site (i.e. for e.g. www.bloggingcrib.com) and another step involved is the addition of 3 more A-Records since we will be entering 4 IP’s. This might sound scary to you and much more like a procedure that will involve the use of html codes but you are wrong about it, like I said before, it does not involve any coding alright? Get the full tutorial from the main site directly in order to understand more betterwww.bloggingcrib.com/2016/08/how-to-make-your-web-address-url-work.html
Science/Technology / You Can Now Use Your Android Phone On Your Pc by nobleswazzy(m): 8:20am On Sep 03, 2016
I guess a lot of people are aware of this amazing technology but to those who haven't heard about it yet, this post will inform you about it. There are many of such applications online in which you can use to automate your android device with your laptop; the one i am using is airdroid and it's super easy to use. With this app, you can reply and also chat on whatsapp and other social networks, you can do all the things your android phone can do with this app. How this app works is very simple: you first of all download it for your PC and also for your android phone, then you signup with your email address and follow the instructions shown to you in order to automate your android with your PC. This app is really cool!

Computers / Re: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by nobleswazzy(m): 6:33pm On Sep 01, 2016
bigt2:

uninstall and reinstall the modem software.
Thanks it's now working fine

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Business / Diamond Bank Resumes Foreign Exchange Services by nobleswazzy(m): 6:19pm On Sep 01, 2016
If you were troubled by the suspension placed on diamond bank by CBN, i have some good news for you because actually, the suspension has been lifted and here is a mail from Diamond bank to me this morning
"Dear PATRICK ANTHONY,
We are pleased to announce the resumption of foreign exchange services at Diamond Bank following the lifting of our suspension by the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).
You can now access all forex related services/products including trade financing, money transfers and international transactions with our credit/debit cards that were affected by last week’s ban.
We apologise for any inconvenience you may have faced and thank you for your patronage"
this means you can send and receive money online and abroad; you can also request for your adsense payment and other online monetisation companies you are affiliated to.

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