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FamilyRe: I Want To Divorce And Live Alone by NoChill: 8:39pm On Sep 12, 2023
ADURA123:
I am not divorcing to remarry, I want to be alone and be free. Thank you
The only advice I can give is to marry a second woman. It will help you a lot
CareerRe: Interesting! Legal Diary: Legal Stories And Legal Opinions by NoChill: 1:32pm On Sep 09, 2023
Withambition:
*WISDOM AND NOT EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TEACHER*
These cases above, are they all real cases or combination of hypothetical and real.

If you can help me distinguish the real ones from the hypothetical ones. I'm also a law student and I'm doing research on law cases.

I came across your post while searching online. Thanks
TravelRe: Japa: I Am Confused, Please Advise. by NoChill: 3:17pm On Sep 02, 2023
Usefulsense:
This is my story. Please advice.

I sent my wife to Australia in 2021 on student visa.

She has invited us, myself and our children aged 12 and 9 and our visa is out. I have also paid like 6 months fees for my children school which was a requirement for the visa.

Owing to her performance at her work place, the company she works for has promised to sponsor for PR. Infact, the process just began and we are sure of having the PR.

I am currently 48 and won't be able to support my family working in Nigeria. Wify has encouraged me that we will be fine that abroad is meant for 2 people.

My only constraint is my age, hence my question. If you are in my shoe,
Col. Sanders, founder of KFC started in his 60s, you are not too old to start anything.
EducationRe: Let The Poor Breath: Innoson Demands Investigation Into Mmesoma's JAMB Results by NoChill: 10:22pm On Jul 03, 2023
musicwriter:
All thanks to Innoson!!

Anybody who knows him should tell him that the JAMB results are being bought and sold within the system itself. Even WAEC results are being bought and sold.

I am a living witness to that.

When I finished secondary school, and went to collect my WAEC result, my school principal told me "this is not your result". Why? Because he knew me very well and what I am capable of. So, he began to investigate it until I left the village. It's still something I am willing to investigate but I guess it's too late.

What Innoson has to do is get people to test the girl with last year's JAMB. If she's that good, they'll confirm for themselves.

Nigeria is beyond corrupt!!
If you read the statement made by Jamb, they said she used "some funny software packages". And not an insider.

instead of them to foolishly admit that it was a computer error from their side, they just stupidly defamed this innocent young girl.
EducationRe: Let The Poor Breath: Innoson Demands Investigation Into Mmesoma's JAMB Results by NoChill: 10:09pm On Jul 03, 2023
[quote author= post=124190060]GBAMSOLUTELY!!!

Na somebody go push the young girl do dat kind tin o[/quote]Greetings,
I've been observing you in this forum for many years and even though you are very controversial, uncouth and angry. I really do respect you because I believed you have sense and know what you are doing.

But really Manna, really, so in this your Aboki brain, you believe that small girl of less than 17 years hack into JAMB website.

Kai please let it be that it is tribalism that's making you to spew all these trash, and not because you actually believe that this girl, somehow broke through JAMB firewall and altered her result,.

But if na true true say she hack the site then don't you think she deserves to work in NASA or Space X.
FamilyRe: Why We Cheat On Our Spouses – Abuja Residents by NoChill: 2:09am On Jun 10, 2023
nicerod:
pls hw can this stop GEJ 4rm winnin n feb14 pollss?
Congrats he lost and what did your dullard daddy achieve in 8 years apart from inflation, corruption, witch hunting, bandits, suffering and zero development
FamilyRe: Why We Cheat On Our Spouses – Abuja Residents by NoChill: 2:07am On Jun 10, 2023
orobs93:
We are tinking of how to make Nigeria a better place you people are here talking nonsense

Thank oluwa. Say my like plenty pass the rukiatu wey dey under me own..e show say my opinion make brian...

I dedicate this ftc to my father my mother and everybody that gave birth to me..


Sai buhari!!!
I hope Nigeria has gotten better under your daddy. Now a new daddy has entered. Idiot
You useless mofos put this country on cruise for 8 years.
FamilyRe: Can I Survive In Akwa Ibom With 1M Account Balance At 22? by NoChill: 12:05pm On Jun 09, 2023
yolada:
🤦‍♂️ Ok, thank you
This what I have for you.
First lock 100k in cowrywise for one year.

Take the money and rent a cheap self con of 100k for 2 years in any place you find good environment.

Use 150 to get a standard laptop.

Use 250k to get a good Canon or Nikon camera.

You'll be left with 300k for things like
Bedroom stuff(Bed, table etc)
Gen.
Food stuff.
Data
And other necessities.

You have entered a very vital stage in your life and what you need now is to cook yourself and prepare for the labour market.

With the items above you will quickly head over to YouTube where you are going to download the various tutorials on these skills. Based on the ones you can do.
Video editing
Photography
Cinematography
Photo editing
Graphic design
Ui/ux design
Game development
2d/3d Animation
Social media content creation etc.
Programming

It will take you about a year to be a pro, but trust me once you become a Pro, you go buy your first car go apologise to your people.




If you want to make it in Nigeria as a young person (Gen z) you must do as I have said if not you will come back to your people weeping like a fool.

We are fighting against the old system, the decayed and rotten system that the Gen X and Boomers have wrecked and want to force us to partake of its smelly anals.

The millennials have already been defeated by this system and have no salvation.
It's we Gen Z that will save this Nation.

So bro its up to you.
Ciao
RomanceRe: Why Do Some People Always Over Keep Low Profile?? by NoChill: 8:54am On May 28, 2023
Borntosmoke:
I have this my friend, I don't know how he live his life. When he graduated, he doesn't share to people, dont even post it on WhatsApp status for people to rejoice with him. Now, he is currently doing nysc, nobody knows he is doing nysc. He doesn't post pictures. The stupid thing about him. He can post music videos or another thing on is Whatsapp status. I see this as selfishness. Why are some people like this. If you want to keep low profile, keep low profile with sense. At least let people know about some of your achievement, I'm not saying you should broadcast all your achievements, you don't where your helper may come from. May be through your WhatsApp contacts or social media
It is exactly people like you that are the problem of this age, why can't you mind your own business.
You foolishly post and upload every details of your life, achievements, travels and all the nonsense that you people post online.

You are all clout chasers and I see no reason why you are pained because a wise brother who understands the times chose to do the needful, stay Low-key from clout peddling, attention seeking, hypocritical leaches like your type.
. You are all everywhere on the media, posting your breakfast and lunch, any little thing that happens in your life you post.

The worst part is the extent you mofos go in order to chase clout, from faking and borrow pose to actually meddling in dirty business just to show off.

You better leave that young man alone, he is far wiser than you and your clout chasing cronies.
PoliticsCan Nigeria Jail A UK Parliament Member by NoChill(op): 8:26am On May 06, 2023
The events of Ekweremadu got me thinking

Is it possible for UK parliamentarian who also committed the same crime as Ekweremadu, and committed the crime here in Nigeria to be trialed and imprisoned by the Nigerian government?

And not just any Parliamentarian, a popular one as Ekweremadu was popular in his region.

I'll like to know your comments.
LiteratureRe: Black Maria 5 - Retribution (The Final Book) by NoChill: 4:41pm On Aug 23, 2022
[quote author=LarrySun post=114507553][/quote]LarrySun, I am a big fan.

How do I contact you, I'll like us to work together. I am into 3d Animation and I will like to adapt some of your stories.
Science/TechnologyRe: Isah Auwal-Barde Invents Robot Using Exoskeleton Remote Control In Kano by NoChill: 1:02pm On Aug 22, 2022
@NGsultan

How can one be able to contact the boy
Science/TechnologyRe: Isah Auwal-Barde Invents Robot Using Exoskeleton Remote Control In Kano by NoChill: 1:00pm On Aug 22, 2022
Scamfinders:
First innovation from a northern youth, very commendable atleast not chasing cow with sticks or carrying AK






I sell PayPal account and funds, Buy $100 PayPal funds for $75, we can use Escrow if you are doubting.
Drop your Whatsap number. I want buy PayPal
ComputersRe: Boot Device Not Found by NoChill: 3:36pm On Jun 27, 2022
Osnami:
My HP spectre just shut down and showed me Boot Device not found. Please, what does this mean and what is the solution?
Two things
1. Your hard drive is not being recognized by the system
2. The hard drive has no operating system (windows)

Solution
Take the laptop to the nearest repair man. It won't cost pass 3k
Christianity EtcRe: ₦100m Was Paid For My Release - Samuel Uche (Methodist Cleric) by NoChill: 9:30pm On May 31, 2022
Narrating his experience in a Press conference held at Methodist church yaba, Lagos state and monitored by All Facts Newspaper, the clergyman said their abductors were fulanis alleging that some personnel of the Nigerian Army from Fulani extraction were aiding the kidnappers in their activities.

In his word;

“these people came out from the bush;they divided themselves into 3 places; some people fired at us and there was another group in front to make sure that we didn’t run away; they fired shots at our vehicle and eventually, they abducted 3 of us.

“The communication man of the church was able to escape, the driver was able to escape; the abducted me, the bishop of Owerri and my chaplain and they took us to the bush and were torturing us. It was in the process of that torture that I hit my right eye on a tree. Even when blood was flowing and I was soaking my eyes with a handkerchief, they didn’t feel like anything happened.

telegram
“All they said was that we should follow them; that they were not actually against Nigerian citizens but against the government, that the government is a bad government.

“they are Fulani boys; all the 8 are fulanis; they said the day they will see the president or any of his representatives they will chew him raw; that he is their brother but he has disappointed them and has disappointed Nigeria.

” I said even though am part of government, am a church man am not a government official; they said okay, that is what have saved you, we would have killed you out-rightly without asking for any ransom but now that you are a church man, lets go inside the bush.

“I trekked up-to 15 kilometers but I knew that we were rigmaroling, going up going down and eventually at 11pm they said okay now we can negotiate; each of us will pay N50million and we are going to pay N150million. I thought it was a joke; I said we were going to pay 10million and they said what? Don’t say that; they lifted up their knife to cut me,I said please hold on.”

According to the clergy, the leader of the group is about 35 years while the others are about 18.

He said they had taken his rings, chain, took the money they had on them and insisted on 150 million ransom.

The clergy said the abductors came down to 100million ransom, warning that if they negotiate, they would be killed.

“I said okay. We will pay you N100 million. After some time, they said where is the money and I said this is Sunday night how can we get money this night and you know that there is this sit at home in igbo land. We cant afford the money now be patient till morning, we will make contacts.”


He said they lost patient, laid bishop Dennis Mark down, raised a knife to cut him, while another pointed a gun at him (prelate) to show that they were serious,

“I told them we will raise the money for you. But the irony of it, where they were situated, the soldiers all of Fulani extraction, Nigerian soldiers, they were there at Lomara junction and this boys were going behind them. Meanwhile they kept their cows somewhere, numbering about 200.

He said some people were taking care of the cows while the abductors were parading them around the bush until they settled at a place,

“they said when are you bring the money? I said by 12 noon, I will call the people i’ve contacted whether the money had been raised and I called them, they said that they are gathering the money and they heard it because they said I will use my phone to talk, they cant use their phone, they don’t want to be tracked

“their leader was born in igbo land but his parents have died. He said he was born around Umuahia Amuzukwu and his father was a cow dealer, the boy understood igbo”

He said the leader threatened to kill them if they informed security operatives when they had raised N100million.

The leader asked them to buy 5 ghana must go bags and put N20million in each bag. They left to pick the ransom while four others waited on them with guns.

“around 5;30pm, the youngest boy who I think is a younger brother to their commander said oga congratulations you are free you can go now. We have got our money, you can go. Let me show you the road.

“they took us to old road, where they wrote welcome to Imo’ and ‘goodbye from Abia”.

“they told us that after buying enough weapons, they are going to bring all those people that were driven away from zamfara, katsina, sambisa forest that they are all coming to locate themselves in igbo land and deal with us.

“he said do you know Ibadan expressway? We are in all the bush there , we are also in the south south, we are waiting for the slightest signal we will finish you people and take over this land. They claimed that Nigeria belong to Fulani.

The priest maintained that military personnel’s of Fulani extraction were aiding the kidnappers who disguise as herders in the daytime but are kidnappers at night.

He called on the government to take a decisive action ‘other wise what is happening in the north will be a child’s play”

On how they picked up the ransom, he said the terrorists came to the pick up spot with a truck without a number plate.

He stated that all efforts made to ensure that he is released was the effort of the Methodist church and her members and not security personnel nor government.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Help!, I Need Motion Capture Suit For Rent by NoChill(op): 7:18am On May 17, 2022
definitelyME:
I could make one for you...just that it'll take a few months. May be Three months to make a fully functional one with sensors on all key locations
How Much?
NYSCRe: Corpers Framed Up, Flogged & Tied Up In Okija, Anambra State (Pictures) by NoChill: 7:47pm On May 04, 2022
Omo una fcvk up big time. @Dtygz

Now look at what you should have done and can still do

1. Make sure you take note of the faces of the criminals

2. If you cannot defend yourself and manage to survive, put on your corpers uniform with the bruises and wounds still on you.

3. Head to the nearest army barracks in the state and table your case.

4. Make sure you have some money with you.

5. Make sure you sounds very emotional and depressed while tabling your case, if possible cry.

6. Show the army love and escort them to the area where it happened.

The rest will be history.

After everything make sure you japa back to your state.
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Help!, I Need Motion Capture Suit For Rent by NoChill(op): 1:08pm On Mar 29, 2022
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Art, Graphics & VideoHelp!, I Need Motion Capture Suit For Rent by NoChill(op):
I am in need of a motion capture suit for 3d animation.
I plan on renting it for a day to record animations for my project.
if you have one or know where I can rent one or has any idead how much it costs to rent.
Foreign AffairsRe: Who Is Volodymyr Zelenskyy, Europe’s Most Vulnerable President? by NoChill: 6:55pm On Feb 25, 2022
Banogbe:
Pay on delivery available for Port Harcourt, Aba, Owerri, and Calabar
You can also copy HD New movies into your hard drive if you stay In Port Harcourt.
How much, I'm interested
CelebritiesRe: Oxlade Trends As His Private Intimate Video Leaks To Social Media by NoChill: 10:14am On Feb 09, 2022
YoungRay007:
Kai, this illuminati people Wan destroy our youths
Please enlighten me more about what you know
EducationRe: Please Can Somebody In Law Help Me With My Assignment. I Am Ready To Pay by NoChill(op): 1:17pm On Jan 27, 2022
Please
EducationRe: Please Can Somebody In Law Help Me With My Assignment. I Am Ready To Pay by NoChill(op):
EeGooBetter:
I can do it for you. How much can u pay? This is commercial law
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EducationPlease Can Somebody In Law Help Me With My Assignment. I Am Ready To Pay by NoChill(op): 12:16pm On Jan 27, 2022
Please if you are a Lawyer or Law student, can you help me answer these questions comprehensively within a day. I'm ready to pay.


Ten recent cases of the rule and definition of a principal in commercial agency transaction.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Viral Slangs, Sensations That ‘spiced’ 2021 by NoChill: 7:36pm On Dec 28, 2021
Attention,
It's not you want to bam bam
It's you want to bam bah
PoliticsJubiliation In Abia As Govenor Ikpeazu Releases Funds To Pay Workers by NoChill(op): 11:05am On Dec 16, 2021
Jubiliation in Abia as Govenor Okezie Ikpeazu releases funds for the payment of workers

The executive Govenor of Abia state has authorized the payment of
N828 million for payment of workers arrears of Abia Health management board workers
The sum of N983 million for the salary arrears of secondary school teachers
12 months arrears for Abia State college of education Technical, Arochukwu (ACETA)
4 months subvention for Abia state polythechnic
N520 million for Abioa pensioners
2 month subvention for ABSUTH
3 months subvention for Abia State University
5 months subvention for college of Health Technology and N200 million grant to facilitate relocation to permanent site

This statement was made known to the public by the Honorable commissioner for information Barr. Eze Chikamnayo during a press conference on Monday December 13 2021.

source:
Abia Ministry of Information and Communication
https://fb.watch/9WO94PrEVK/

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lalasticlala
seun

PoliticsRe: APGA: FG Suspended Work On Abia Flyover Over Poor Quality Job by NoChill:
Hmm.

Is this the best that APGA can do, tell lies? I expected better from such a prestigious opposition party.

The truth is that the bridge is like 90% complete, what remains is for the Ministry of works to give the go ahead order to link it to the federal road therein.

The contractors that did the job is Arab contractors one of the popular contractors in the country.

The governor might not be the best or perfect but he has done some remarkable things in the state.

Just this last Thursday, the senate president came to Abia to commission the Enasco shoe factory,

Some of the governor's doings are under reported due to poor media.

PoliticsRe: Jonathan Has Not Seen Yar'adua! by NoChill: 5:38pm On Nov 10, 2021
Wow, what a thread. 11 years down the road and we are still dealing with cabals and other similar issues in the country.
PhonesRe: Method Hackers Are Using To Hack Facebook Accounts (Photos) by NoChill(op): 7:47pm On Oct 06, 2021
wink2015:
What do these hackers use the facebook account to do after hacking it?

of what economic value is it to them?

Throw light on this aspect.

Secondly, you talk about SEX being used as a CLICKBAIT on facebook.



I use to think facebook does not allow adult content as soon as any facebook account owner post adult related pictures facebook deletes it.
On your first question
They use the accounts to open scam profiles for internet fraud (yahoo yahoo). The reason they choose older and active accounts is because it is less likely to be blocked or flagged by Facebook. Newer accounts are more likely to be detected by Facebook if used for fraudulent activities

On your second question
It doesn't necessarily have to be porn, they can just use sexy and seductive pictures to lure you with the promise that you'll chat with the models
PhonesRe: Method Hackers Are Using To Hack Facebook Accounts (Photos) by NoChill(op): 8:35am On Oct 06, 2021
dudusky007:
Na psen wen 1 go watch bad tin na...follow dem go lose
They can also use other click baits that bother on sports, news, crypto etc, just anything that'll make you click the link.



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seun

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